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Politics / Re: Resign If You Can’t Stop Killings By Herdsmen – Groups Tell Buhari by guru01(m): 11:12pm On Apr 27
President Buhari is really heartless and devilish. How can some who can himself a human being and president for that matter keep mute.
This man have no bit of love inside him, I wonder his mission as a president.

President Buhari has failed me as a citizen of Nigeria and there I demand his resignation.

This man has no love for people of this country, therefore I disqualify him as a human. If you are not a human, then what are you....................?

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Politics / Re: CCT Trial: Saraki Alleges Plot To Remove Him by guru01(m): 5:26pm On Apr 26
#sarakimustgo
#occupynass on point.

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Politics / Re: List Of 14 States Yet To Fully Disburse N57.6bn Bailout Funds by guru01(m): 6:58pm On Apr 23
Why is ekiti state bailout fund so low?
Business / Re: Yuan Vs Naira, Today Exchange Rate by guru01(m): 4:53pm On Apr 14
Linzo:
Nobody has answered my question here, so as a result of this agreement between Nig and China can i make online transactions for N199/$ or less to any merchant any were in the world? eg pay Facebook ads for N199/$
Ask Bing.

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Software/Programmer Market / Re: We Need A Web Programmer To Help Finish Up An API And Maintain Our Website by guru01(m): 2:42pm On Apr 14
romme2u:
u guys are all funny or silly or both.

somebody needs a web programmer and nobody cares to ask which language and framework was use to build the API to know if u are eligible.

Nobody ask of the project location, skill set required and other project details to enable one ascertain if he/she is suitable or not.

Na so Job scarce or abi na change affect una
You are the silly one here.
Doesn't it occur to you that will discuss this once we are contacted.

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Business / Re: Yuan Vs Naira, Today Exchange Rate by guru01(m): 2:39pm On Apr 14
1 Chinese yuan = 30.70naira
Business / Re: Yuan Vs Naira, Today Exchange Rate by guru01(m): 11:04am On Apr 13
Yes.
Software/Programmer Market / Re: We Need A Web Programmer To Help Finish Up An API And Maintain Our Website by guru01(m): 9:23am On Apr 13
trafficexpert:
We urgently need the service of a web programmer to help check out and finish up modification on an API and also be the maintenance person for the site update generally.

if you are good with API and web programming,
kindly drop your watsapp details below this thread and you will be contacted.
thanks
Josiahaccounts at gmail dot com
Business / Yuan Vs Naira, Today Exchange Rate by guru01(m): 9:19am On Apr 13
What is today exchange rate.
Programming / Re: URGENT!!! I Need An App Developer That Can Make A Good Music App by guru01(m): 7:16am On Apr 12
HazzanTazzan:


ok i will send you a pm
Pls send an email to josiahaccounts @ \gmail(.)com
Cheers.
Programming / Re: URGENT!!! I Need An App Developer That Can Make A Good Music App by guru01(m): 9:34pm On Apr 11
HazzanTazzan:
serious minded app developers please.
if you have nothing to offer, please stay off my thread
I am interested.
Politics / A Must Read Report by guru01(m): 11:34am On Apr 10
After further research, I discovered that 80% of Nigerians above 17 years are mental cowards.
We think we are not lazy, but the truth must be told.
The "we can survive all " mentality is really affecting our minds and that alone we continue to keep us all oppressed.
Politics / Re: Describe Your President In 5 Words by guru01(m): 8:35am On Apr 07
Goddex:
Worst Nigeria's president ever
Who is now the best?

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Politics / Describe Your President In 5 Words by guru01(m): 9:04pm On Apr 05
Old, greedy, proud, fraudster, ungrateful.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is There Any Law Protecting Female From Violent Beating By Male In Nigeria by guru01(m): 5:08pm On Mar 27
yungEX:
it's easy, this is a criminal case not civil. report to the police nd they'll handle the matter from there ,if she wants to pursue the matter in court, the state will represent you its d guy that needs a lawyer
charge : assault and battery smiley
Thanks, should I tell the police officer to charge the matter to court?
Nairaland / General / Re: Is There Any Law Protecting Female From Violent Beating By Male In Nigeria by guru01(m): 4:52pm On Mar 27
thesicilian:
What did your aunt do? Some females actually deserve violent beating. Not that I'd ever do that anyway.
She just came back for easter holiday, then he saw her and began to beat her.
He was the reason, she left Lagos at first due to his constant harassment.
Nairaland / General / Re: Is There Any Law Protecting Female From Violent Beating By Male In Nigeria by guru01(m): 4:39pm On Mar 27
He is in police custody as we speak.
Nairaland / General / Is There Any Law Protecting Female From Violent Beating By Male In Nigeria by guru01(m): 4:20pm On Mar 27
Hi, my aunty was brutally beaten by her boyfriend.
We want to charge him to court.
Please I need advice on how to go about this case.
Cheers.
Programming / Re: Please Php Gurus, Help Me by guru01(m): 8:58am On Mar 19
Display errors on the page by turning on error reporting and also try to use if and else or try and catch statement to detect where your code is faulty.
Politics / Re: El-rufai To License Pastors And Muslim Clerics by guru01(m): 4:52pm On Mar 14
El rufai, you have failed even before you thought about this.
We have been made triumphant and overcomes.

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Programming / Re: Does Your Hotel Amangement Currently Have These Features? Lets Talk Business by guru01(m): 10:58am On Mar 11
I need a software that works, not base on any language.
Programming / Does Your Hotel Amangement Currently Have These Features? Lets Talk Business by guru01(m): 11:11pm On Mar 10
I need an HMS that has the below features:
Check in
Check out
Charge items to room
Resturant
Inventory
Sales of item
Print reciept or invoice

Email me cost josiahaccount [@] gmail.com
Note: Demo should be available.
Politics / Re: Senate Backs Re-structuring Of Nnpc by guru01(m): 9:02pm On Mar 10
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Politics / Re: NCC Finally Gives Nigerians Num To Call For Complians Against Telcom Companies. by guru01(m): 8:59pm On Mar 10
Nice one ncc, hope these complains will be treated as a matter of urgency?
Its not enough to drop number, you have to follow up the complains.
Programming / Re: Message To Nairaland Programmers On Programming and Success by guru01(m): 6:49pm On Mar 09
dhtml18:
^^^ You brag-a-lot jor!
Hahahaha brag a lot brag a lot.
Now everyone is point fingers at the other person, but note that the fingers are also pointing back at you.
Time for bragging start!!!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria To End Petrol Imports In 18 Months – Kachikwu by guru01(m): 6:44pm On Mar 09
989900:
This should be top-top priority Kachickwu. #welldone

Watch the NASS make a meal of everything from unbundling to subsets, to passing the PIB . . . aren't senators the real bane of progress in this country?
Correct man.
I wish all Nigerians can comprehend all information before spitting out trash.

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Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 10:07am On Mar 01
wow, are guys still here?
Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 7:48am On Feb 27
airsaylongcon:


Alive and kicking. Do you wanna try your hand on the new challenge I threw at your homeboy?
I got one new challenge for you
Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 7:41am On Feb 27
airsaylongcon:


This is so funny. Guru01 gave me a question that I wrote without even testing it on a compiler. And he conceded it was correct. He failed to correctly answer mine. Even if you try to use bojuboju to claim that stackoverflow or out of memory will guarantee termination of a recursive procedure. It puts us on a tie. So where is the crown that he collected?

Or were u tired wen u wrote this rubbish?
Are you still here.
Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 3:44pm On Feb 26
airsaylongcon:

A procedure "CallBack" is recursive for *some* inputs. If this procedure is guaranteed to terminate, then which of the following is not true.
a) CallBack has a local variable
b) CallBack has an path of execution where it is not recursive (doesn't call itself)
C) CallBack refers to a global variable or has one or more parameters
The name of the procedure (or function if you like) is CALLBACK.
This procedure is recursive if it gets certain values (eg 3 or 7 or 199 etc)
For other values it is not recursive.
Irrespective of whether it gets a value that makes it recursive or not recursive it WILL terminate.
Which of the options in A-C is not true given the above qualities of the procedure
B is my choice answer.
Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 3:34pm On Feb 26
Is my answer correct or not?
Mr. talkative.
airsaylongcon:

He only gets one shot. He has tossed his shot. I get only one shot. I have tossed mine
Programming / Re: Challenge Between @dhtml And @seunthomas by guru01(m): 3:30pm On Feb 26
airsaylongcon:


You *think*? Or B is your answer? And would you like me to explain the question better?
So you know how to explain the question better and you are here talking too much?
Please explain the question better if you can.

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