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Crime / Why We Do Drugs by hypergig(m): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2020
Education / Re: Should I Go For Philosophy Degree. by hypergig(m): 12:49am On Sep 29, 2019
Job prospects as regards any course in the country is no guarantee for a job...I am a graduate of philosophy, did some backup IT courses when I rounded up my degree..now I am doing great in my niche.

The truth is whatever course you do, you have to back it up with a respectable IT skill or other practical alternative.

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Properties / I Need Help With An Estimated Cost Of A 2 Bedroom Flat In Osogbo by hypergig(m): 3:52pm On Aug 29, 2019
Looking to start a 2 bedroom flat with toilet and bathroom ensuite(bungalow), the land is half a plot and location is in Osogbo.

Estimated cost up with woodwork and roof inclusive

Breakdown of cost

Please drop your contact details also so I can reach out to u
Education / Re: Is It Right To Start All Over Again From 100 Level After Wasting 5 Years? by hypergig(m): 8:46am On Jul 13, 2019
I'd suggest you stick to your third class degree or pass, then inmmerse yourself in the tech niche, learn some earnanle tech skills, I am not talking about graphic design and the lot, i mean the high end ones, the funny thing is jobs in the tech world aren't really degree saturated, No one gives a hoot about your class of degree as long as u r good with what u do..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Graduate Is It Advisable To Get Into The Nigerian Police Force A Recruit? by hypergig(m): 8:57am On Jul 01, 2019
On the contrary the pay is quite good compared to earning peanuts, as a corporal or sergeant you get a take home of about 55k or thereabout..

You can use this as a spring board and when u v saved enough or figured out a new job then u can opt out but it's gonna be hard to up your ranks by tendering your degree.

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Celebrities / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi, Ezekwesili On Pastor Fatoyinbo's Rape Allegation by hypergig(m): 10:22pm On Jun 29, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: 14-year-old Daughter Of Nigerian Man Defending Pastor Fatoyinbo Gets Raped by hypergig(m): 10:21pm On Jun 29, 2019
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Politics / Midlife Crisis; An Early Call by hypergig(m): 11:19am On Jun 15, 2019
Midlife crises starts early for some, for most of us it starts at the verge of a Job search, the long wait and miserly pay which outpaces the long hours of corporate wit conning being endured.
I am just some 9 to 5 underling with an overbearing suite(coat) on a stiff body, I dress the part but don't get paid the part.

It's an unending agony for most, receding hope and nothing worthwhile to show for the intense sweats and tears, my quivering legs are crooked, i did trek an enormous stretch for that interview, only to be told my years of experience do not measure up, I faked a smile and sauntered out the hall, the tears came calling right after, hopes dashed, more like annihilated, I do not think i have the strength to trudge the stretch that leads to the promise land no more.

I am with the lazy lot, no matter how much and how hard I work my ass off the results are always null, my muscles and wits are waned, no choice meals and nice treats ever, those are luxuries beyond my reach

A failed country with failing masses, I'd rather be tossed into the lagoon than this failing life, mid life crisis starts in the twenties In this part of the world, surging temperance and a depleted ego, bread winners can't herald crumbs no more, families are left broken, ribs are left bare and egos are left sutured. Dire times replete with dire measures, arm proliferation and the seeming tragic turns it brings about,

I had enough water for tonight, done with dinner and set for bed, I am one of the lucky few with portable water as dinner.
Nairaland / General / The Miniature Doll by hypergig(m): 3:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
Inching towards 30, that's quite a stretch, I have endured three sceptic decades of the Nigeria mantra "e go better", witnessed countless military coups and the ensuing democratic transition they brought. I think I am overplaying how old I am but I am sure you get the point already.

I am not close to being a Dinosaur yet but quite close to a Mammoth, yes you heard me right I am a human Mammoth with a miniscule body.

I am very much like a shrew, a tiny old man with reclining limbs and a dried up chin devoid of facial hair, how do I even enrol as a Yoruba demon when I have no facial hair, I need a saving grace albeit pronto, puberty still evades me, no deep and esnaring voice and I smile like a stuffed bear, no wicked smile and the seeming meanness and friggin fright that comes with being thirty is nowhere close to me.

I hate it when people tinker with me till it heralds a breaking point, being stunt doesn't mean I am dumb, it's tiring enough that they pay no cursory attention to the respect rendered and are not smart enough to reciprocate such in a work environment, countless times I have had to show them the senile and manic side of me just so I can get some respect.

It's super tiring being an old man in a boys body, for now i am just gonna revel in my stunt grace and enjoy it while it last, life is too short to think of facial hair and what not
Celebrities / Re: What Is the similarity between these 3 Nigerians ( Photo ) by hypergig(m): 3:03pm On Apr 17, 2019
They know pain
Crime / Re: Last Video Of Handsome Kay Low Cooking Before SARS Shot Him Dead In Lagos by hypergig(m): 12:21pm On Apr 01, 2019
Sad
Pets / Re: 2powerful Female Caucasian Pups For Sale by hypergig(m): 10:05am On Mar 29, 2019
What’s your asking price
Pets / Re: 2powerful Female Caucasian Pups For Sale by hypergig(m): 10:05am On Mar 29, 2019
Where are u located?
Fashion / Re: Brand New Pull & Bear Brogue Shoes by hypergig(m): 11:48pm On Feb 17, 2019
How much
Romance / Re: I've Spent Over 1million Naira On Alcohol In The Last Few Months - Photos by hypergig(m): 12:31am On Aug 17, 2018
I respect your hustle, even envy u bro, keep it under wrap bro, dial the Nairaland parade down a lil.....
Jobs/Vacancies / The Menace Of "Long Legs" For Job Seekers by hypergig(m): 8:37am On May 07, 2018
Yeah I know, it doesn't only ring a bell, it strikes a chord, we all wish we had long legs or tentacles, then our job hunting days would be over long before it even got started.

I was all jeered up, I knew I was the perfect pitch for the job, I had my sterling qualities all lined up, bullets points well rallied around my achievements as a content writer and copywriter, the finer part of my professional experience was well chronicled in my CV, I took a good look at my CV and give a side smirk, a reassuring nod of how good I am at what I do.

We were ushered into a conference room, generic questions were rolled out, a brief history and bio of the company was relayed out, a company personel was right behind me and in came another, they let out small whispers and what I heard left me helpless,
The Blob employee : "I get Candidate for this post oh and na him we go pick"

The other blob employee: " why u come let them waste time come here"
He waved him aside and said "Choi forget that side"..

Oladejo Mayowa

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Literature / The Frail One by hypergig(m): 7:53am On Mar 12, 2018
I would stand in the rain and get drenched while hoping for a chance at a worthwhile bloom. The rain with its resuscitating prowess makes the roses and tulips blossom with such lushing beauty, why can't it just help me as it does to this lesser and barely animate floras.
I felt shortchanged by the unfair trickles of rain, the overwhelming intent of being drenched mattered most to me, the ensuing cold sunk in, my quivering feet came to an abrupt halt as it stiffened. I knew well enough to call it quit but my seeming tanacity wouldn't just let me, I sat still while the rippling and hurting drops pelted me, then came streaks of bright lightnings accompanied by frightening thunder, i ran into the house scared and defeated while hoping for another day at a worthwhile bloom.

My stunt height and evasive beauty gave me out as "that ugly girl", I wasn't always called Ayanfe instead I was called "IYA AGBA" which meant "The Old One", a demeaning and senile name to call a girl, I used to think I was strong enough to keep the senile tag at bay but my waning strength would always cave in so i had to make peace with "IYA AGBA".

What I lacked in voluminous bosoms were rightly compensated with bulky lips and an ogre like appearance. I had an odd and yet stray physique with no beguiling features, I was more of a moving hulk with no feminine direction, there was no preciseness to me, i felt like some neuter figurine lost among the many beautiful ones.

Deep in the horrid confines of my heart I considered myself as being one of those (God) molded with less premium clay, the good stuff must have been in short supply so he improvised with something aversive and cheap, apparently I meant little to him.

Apart from being molded absent mindedly, I felt lady like and not like an wholesome lady, what I totally lacked in appealing features were eventually grossed up in my brain.
Though I was slightly above the age of sixteen with minuscule bosoms which was something short of an infant fist but I gracefully carried an acumen that was beyond my stunt age, blessed with an innate knowledge of Ifa narratives, I was a marvel of some sort, at least to my ugly self I was, my numerous oddities were grossed up in a rewarding brain, if I had my way I would choose beauty over brains but here i am stuck and with no power over my preferences, my brain seemed to be more of a glut I thought, I lacked the gait that came with being witty.

The nauseating thought of being frail and ugly brought with it sleepless night, I didn't look like the others, I looked different and somewhat scary.
Education / Re: What Is This Body Beside The Sun Called by hypergig(m): 2:40pm On Mar 05, 2018
Na "summerbody" be that
Career / Re: Two Nigerian Sisters Who Are Pilots (Photos) by hypergig(m): 1:50am On Feb 16, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Davido Pecking His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Rowland In New Loved Up Photo by hypergig(m): 1:49am On Feb 16, 2018
Politics / The Need To Improvise During The APC Change Era by hypergig(m): 1:23am On Feb 16, 2018
I just got thrown out of my apartment, I owe my landlord a small token but the man isn't receptive to pleas so he threw me out.

Now I'm taking refuge in my car.......I woke up this morning feeling refreshed instead of feeling down and I came up with a video skit to cheer myself up.

Don't mind how unkept I look, I haven't had a bath, a meal or brushed..,

If u think too much about how bad things are u might just pop a vein in your brain.

I just hope PMB leaves sooner rather than later

Watch and enjoy

https://instagram.com/p/BfE1BpYHBPt/
Nairaland / General / The Need To Improvise during the APC Change Era by hypergig(m): 1:07am On Feb 16, 2018
I just got thrown out of my apartment, I owe my landlord a small token but the man isn't receptive to pleas so he threw me out.

Now I'm taking refuge in my car.......I woke up this morning feeling refreshed instead of feeling down and I decided to come up with a skit to cheer myself

Don't mind how unkept I look, I haven't had a bath, a meal or brushed..,

https://instagram.com/p/BfE1BpYHBPt/
Romance / How I Made Valentine Possible On A Very Low Budget by hypergig(m): 7:56pm On Feb 14, 2018
I had to improvise on everything just to please her for Valentine,

I got the right drink with the right amount of bubbly and fizzle to take the place of a champagne, I mean I got lacasera, it as same colour with champagne after all.

For the meal, I got a pet size baby chicken, she is always telling me how much she loves her chicken soft and crunchy

For the table dressing, I used my white garment gown to cover the table and borrowed a candle from church..
Romance / Her Reaction When I Said I Had No Money For Valentine by hypergig(m): 10:09pm On Feb 13, 2018
I had a long talk with my girlfriend, I gave her succint details of my salary and how tiny it is when placed in sharp contrast with living and sustaining myself,
I told her how impossible it will be for me to get her a gift for valentine not to talk of taking her out.
She looked concerned and tapped me on my shoulder saying baby you are enough for me as it is.

she looked me in the eyes and said baby you are too good for me, I honestly do not deserve someone as charming and delectable as you, baby I don't deserve u anymore let's just break up dear..

There and then I remembered the loan I collected and I told her baby I just got a payrise at work so I am thinking we should do domino or goldengate restaurant or preferably hard rock cafe and then we go do some shopping at the mall..

She smiled and said baby our love will never end.
Investment / Its Profitable to be Insane by hypergig(m): 12:36pm On Jan 07, 2018
It takes a maniac to create a trend and have others buy into it, a sane mind thinks less of an idea, an insane mind trudges further beyond the depths of saner confines.

By insane I am definitely not implying the nuisance of being some reclusive psycho, insane as used here is a trajectory that goes beyond normal thinking, its a way of thinking that defies cultural norms and boundaries.

The most sought after ideas were conceived by people we thought were wholesomely crazy, when you are crazy you present existing ideas in a whole different way, you scale it up a notch.

We have insane business ideas, Uber was an insane idea because its predicated on employing people with their own personal vehicles, its quite an extraordinary platform, its has no vehicles of its own, instead it heralds quite a number of vehicle owners to work for it and funny enough uber gets paid using your cars.

Amazon is another example, it's just another platform vested with the marketing and retail power to help you sell your items, not theirs but yours, its funny that the largest retail online outlet in the world does not own majority of its stocks, its just a conduict to help sell other peoples stuff.

Its not okay to be sane, the new sane is insane

Oladejo Mayowa

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Politics / Zara Buhari Promotes A Nationalistic Cause by hypergig(m): 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2017
The country is on a verge,its strutting on the brim of hate speeches, ethnic laden rhetorics and rivalries.

Zara Buhari(@mrs_zmbi)shared a story on her handle, it was a screen shot of some sort, it was an appeal from another Instagram handle(@civilwardiaries) nudging her to help promote a nationalistic cause by rendering a follow back and a mention which in turn might create a rippling effect on the said handle

I dug through the handle and it's a gallery of civil war ruins and pictures, the intended motive has specified on the screened chat was to portray the ills of the civil war and hopefully this might in a way make those clamouring for a civil war and drifting away from the country to have a change of heart

Below is a picture of the screen shot

Business / Re: I Need Someone That Has A Verified Coinbase Account by hypergig(m): 10:36pm On Dec 07, 2017
I have one u could use, i am gonna give u the username and log in
Poems For Review / Re: Tithes by hypergig(m): 1:10pm On Nov 30, 2017
ttime:


don't take this the wrong way but, poetry is a lot more than jambling rhymes together...
and those rhymes aren't even properly rhymed.

its meant to be recited, the end rhymes helps if its a recital..

Not all my poems are rhymes laced..

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