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|Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by its ik(m): 11:58pm On Apr 18|
Check out this national anthem.
Arise o compassion,
Nigeria scoll obey
Tusa our father laaaa
Tusa ma fesha fair,
One labour shaba,
Our hii shaba
Shall never be in vain
Tusa, tusa our matching,
One nation ba, in freedom.
Miss anyi wu onyeoshi.
The also this pix
|Jokes Etc / What Will U Do If? by its ik(m): 7:07pm On Mar 29|
What will U do if after your wedding,u discover that D photographer u contracted to snap you or cover the event was only flashing u lights & never took any pics?
|Food / Re: Whast Is The Name Of This Fruit. by its ik(m): 9:04pm On Mar 26|
Pls someone tell me nau its kinda urgent and I need it for an assignment.
/MOD pls front page/
|Food / Whast Is The Name Of This Fruit. by its ik(m): 7:39pm On Mar 26|
Pls friends, what's the real english namee of this fruit and what's its nutritional value to humans.
|Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by its ik(m): 3:03pm On Mar 11|
Try it this way.
|Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by its ik(m): 3:00pm On Mar 10|
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feeling like: "well am bored, let's go brush our teeth."
Try this on a date or where ever u encounter such defensive. Mouth odours. Its kind. And polite.
|Religion / Re: Benedict XVI To Be Known As 'Pope Emeritus' by its ik(m): 11:46pm On Feb 26|
Re: Benedict XVI To Be Known As 'Pope Emeritus' by HugeMac: 8:49pm
Pls gentle man above will u quietly shut up and go to bed. What's all this nonsense u people come here to write cos u have the opportunity to have interenet services and a phone or a laptop.
If u really want the list of all the popes from Peter down ask for it. He was the first fisherman and the first pope of the catholic church cos the church u know today started from there b4 it seperated. Go to proper websites or read the proper books on the history of the church b4 u come here to lay causes on urself. Don't go to a hungry blog that doesn't confirm what they upload, and cram or read up rubbish and come here to spit rubbish.
If ur church isn't organized as the catholic church and allow all manner of things in it. Know that there is one church that has been sticking to their rules and principle and isn't a respecter of any person. One person can't be bigger than the church. And has been increasing in size and number no matter how many that derails. Ok watch ur mouth and stop misleading people. Ok the history of popes took off from Peter him self. Ok
|Religion / Re: Benedict XVI To Be Known As 'Pope Emeritus' by its ik(m): 5:38pm On Feb 26|
For those wondering what
a fisherman's ringmeans. It takes its origin from PETER the apostle. He is believed to be the first fisher of men. Which was what CHRIST addressed him as and told him to do. Its a seal which is passed on from one pope to another. And cos they are all fishers of men, so that ring is like the same ring of power the queen of england wears. But this one is the ring of power for the church and him being the head of the fishers of men (all Clergy), he alone wears the ring of authority or power.
|Education / Re: What Was Your Nickname In School And Why? by its ik(m): 11:48am On Jan 24|
OGBE. In ibo meaning whole or complete. U need to see my head. As in its because of my head. Its quite outstanding.
But u need to see ma head now. So cool and them ladies like it. Cos it fitting now and heavy when giving them the thing.
|Politics / Re: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by its ik(m): 10:02am On Jan 19|
Imo is know for the high number of hotels. On average I think it should be 4 hotels per street. And also 5 tertiary institutions in just owerri town.
And the best part, since they have a lot of hotels and many tertiary institutions, the number of gurls and ladies in the town is much. I think owerri has the highest or should be the second highest in the number of love peddlerd in a city. That in owerri I can sleep with a fine young student love peddler for as low as N1k or even N1.5k. And they are happy and grateful. Some are cheaper than that. Some u won't pay, cos the just want u to come with ur flashy car and pick them from their hostel, to show their friends the type of men that wants them and the car that came to take them off or drop them. That's the in thing in owerri.
And they are also know for flexing, enjoyment or partying. That's the typical owerri person.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Pep Guardiola Appointed Next Coach Of Bayern Munich. by its ik(m): 5:30pm On Jan 16|
Pep Guardiola will take over from Jupp Heynckes as Bayern Munich coach at the end of the season.
The 41-year-old former Barca boss left Camp Nou in 2012 having won 14 trophies with the Liga side during his four seasons in charge and has signed a deal with the Bundesliga club until 2016.
Guardiola, who has signed a three-year deal with the German side, had been linked with a hot of top-flight clubs across Europe, but Bayern CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge said in a statement he was delighted to have captured the Spaniard.
"We are very happy that we managed to land the expert Pep Guardiola for our club. He was contacted by lots of big clubs," Rummenigge said.
"Pep is one of the most succesful coaches in the world and we are convoinced, that he will not only shine for Bayern but for the whole of German football. We look forward to our common work from July 2013 on.“
Heynckes, who has been in charge of the German side since 2011, told De Roten officials that he would not be continuing in his role before Christmas.
And Rummenigge praised the outgoing Bayern boss, adding that securing the Bundesliga title would be a fitting send off for Heynckes.
"As a club and as Jupp Heynckes' friends we have to show understanding for this decision. We have to accept it and we have to respect it," he said.
"During personal talks with Jupp Heynckes we assured each other that we will do anything we can, and now even more, to have a successful second half of the season 2012/13 where we want to get the title to Munich.“
Bayern currently lie top of the Bundesliga, nine points clear of second-placed Bayer Leverkusen.
|Phones / Re: Visafone Nigeria Introduce Blackberry Services On Their CDMA Network by its ik(m): 8:03pm On Oct 24, 2012|
|Romance / Re: Types Of Men Women Should Date by its ik(m): 8:06pm On Oct 18, 2012|
3. The Real Man -
Bla bla bla, blab artist. See people its always what men can do, what a real man should do for his woman, what this man, what that man and how this man should see his woman. What's all these rubbish? What of these men? How do you women see them or are they just your pay bags or ATM machines, which is meant to vomit money once its needed otherwise he doesn't love his woman. Am just so vexed, what have most women who date men today done for their men? Or is it only sex and do his (even if they do) domestic chores?
because of the way the world made it look women come up with a whole lot of trash. A gurl will just be behaiving silly and with high expectation to land in one man's house as wife and if any misunderstanding there comes a court case of share of property that was there before you came and it almost always goes in favor of the women.
See stop all this. Its annoying, you people should some times teach our ladies, our girls, our future wives morales, its not only what a man can do for you? Be independent. Not always on the recieving end. What can u do for youe man apart from sex and domestic chores?
And see these young men as just helpers and not your fathers and pay bag.
Appreciate men too. They are trying, what's this world turning into?
Our ladies now depend on men for everything and when they don't get it it means the man doesn't love them and u see them off the go for an alternative means. Lemme just stop. But this is getting too much. Ladies ask yourselves, what can I do for my man to help him in life?
|Romance / Re: How Does Height Affect Your Dating Decision? by its ik(m): 9:49pm On Oct 17, 2012|
Tall oooo, u no tall ooo. My own is, you must have all the assets I want front to back. Haba, what's all this with heights? No one is even talking about the air bags for safety and to help during crashlanding, and the butts "nyash" my improvised pillows.
U people had better be serious here ooo. What's with heights.
NB. But please this doesn't mean I don't like my future generation or that am now the saving grace or place of refuge for dwarfs. peace be still dwarfs. (5.6" and above only)
|Religion / Re: Fertility Expert: 'I Can Clone A Human Being' by its ik(m): 2:37pm On Oct 15, 2012|
See my own view on this cloning thing is. As far as one succeeds in creating a clone, yes it a human being. Its GOD that has the sole right to give life and once its alive and breathing meaning GOD has given it life and also a spirit and a soul. Its not possible that the clone will carry its former body's spirit, soul, flesh etc.
What the scientists succeeded in creating or replicating was the body. Even if u transfer everything in the brain of the old to the new. Its still a different soul, cos u can't make GOD start waiting or u canr delay judgement or whatever because of our scientific practices. Just, he was only able to replicate a new body (I will call it a cloise resemblance or duplicate) only for the flesh. The soul and spirit of this new one will be different and will be judged by his maker GOD differently from the old one. That's my view. I don't think any scientist has the ability to delay judgement, creat a soul or spirit or even bring back the soul of a dead people or even a living one in the name. Of cloning. Once u clone GOD gives a new soul and spirit to this person. The only thing man did was to alter his look and make him or her look like someone who is gone or dead. Even if u did it with cells that are from the former person. Its still a new soul and spirit simple.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2012|
Congrats my people. Especially my lady Sashaa.
May ALMIGHTY GOD help us and see us all thru to the final stage, which is getting the job. Just hope it won't be stressful or hectic again. Congrats. Kudos people. Seriously am happy. Anyone with a clue on what next should please help others thx.
Not forgetting Udz congrats dude.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 10:50pm On Oct 06, 2012|
Sorry people, am not happy with nairaland. Its unfutunate that am just seeing ur comments now. I was following this topic yet no notice or info was sent to me about the new comments.
For those that were invited. Just practice quantitative reasoning, then in verbal reasoning learn how to read short but confusing passages and be able to answer their following questions. Then be able to do abstract reasoning, that's like singling out the odd amongst a group of shapes or drawings. That's what the test is all about. The quantitative reason has some serious minded questions. Please don't waste ur time there. Just run to the easy sections or questions. U are battling time. Its 50 questions in 60mins.
Wish u all success.
Also my sashaa lady, wish her success too.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 10:30pm On Oct 06, 2012|
My friends please if u wanna make it in this test just read ur apptitude test questions well and also learn how to beat time. That's just the secret.
|Phones / Re: Did You Receive Airtime Bonus From MTN Today? by its ik(m): 1:58pm On Oct 01, 2012|
Don't I deserve something from my network provider on our national day? Or is it wrong. Though I didn't confirm the info but, still gave them the benefit of doubt and loaded N3000 Today sha. 2 N1500 card wasn't a waste sha. Lemme call my beloved ones. Though I felt bad that the bonus thingy was a fake.
|Politics / What People Could Do For Their Country. Funny by its ik(m): 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2012|
What extent can you go for your nation. As a proud citizen. Can you do this below?
|Phones / Did You Receive Airtime Bonus From MTN Today? by its ik(m): 7:27am On Oct 01, 2012|
The MTN 100% Bonus On 1st Oct Is A Fake
I knew nothing good could come from MTN. I just loaded my phone wiTh N1500 airtime and nothing. No bonus, no nothing, Fraudsters. I just can't trust this network provider. But please the people that said this or that where spreading this rumor, what's ur source of info? Cos I didn't see it on MTN's website. Am so vexed
MTN 100% Airtime Bonus On October First Recharge
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2012|
How sure are youi and how soon will this interview be conducted? Cos one needs to know. Sashaa, where do u stay and how can I reach u. Incase u need to contact me or send me an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or which is most possible means of contacting you? Please lemme know. Waiting for your reply sashaa.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 11:54pm On Sep 25, 2012|
This was the text they sent to me.
Sequel to your recent aptitude test with Diamond Bank PLC, We are pleased to inform you that you were successful. You will be contacted soonest. Regards
That's how it was. From diamond Bank Plc
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 11:51pm On Sep 25, 2012|
I actually went to check my name on their list as they said. I was happy and luck to find it on the list on monday afternoon. So didn't know what next to do. Well I got their congratulatory text message aroun 9am on tuesday. Telling me they will tell us the. Next thing to do. That's it sha.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Was Successful In The Owerri Diamond Bank Aptitude Test. by its ik(m): 11:49pm On Sep 24, 2012|
Out of like the large number of unemployed graduates like I myself. A few of us were succesful in the just concluded Diamond Bank aptitude test that was conducted in owerri over the weekend.
I wanna know, please what's the next line of action? Cos I believe there are others like me out there who passed this test and don't know what next to do. Please who has a clue on what next we should do?
|Celebrities / Michael Clarke Duncan Is Dead. by its ik(m): 8:26pm On Sep 05, 2012|
Michael Clarke Duncan was one big, irresistible jumble of contradictions.
His presence was formidable, even intimidating: The former bodyguard had a muscular, 6-foot-4 frame, but it was topped by the brightest of megawatt smiles.
His gravelly baritone was well-suited to everything from animated films to action spectacles, but no matter the role, a warmth and a sweetness was always evident underneath.
The prolific character actor, whose dozens of movies included an Oscar-nominated performance as a death row inmate in "The Green Mile" and box office hits including "Armageddon," ''Planet of the Apes" and "Kung Fu Panda," died Monday at age 54. And although he only turned to acting in his 30s, it's clear from the outpouring of prayers and remembrances he received across the Hollywood and sports worlds that his gentle-giant persona made him much-loved during that relatively brief time.
Duncan died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was being treated for a heart attack, said his fiancée, reality TV personality Rev. Omarosa Manigault, in a statement released by publicist Joy Fehily.
Duncan "suffered a myocardial infarction on July 13 and never fully recovered," the statement said. "Manigault is grateful for all of your prayers and asks for privacy at this time. Celebrations of his life, both private and public, will be announced at a later date.
|Family / Re: A Wife Or A Car: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain? by its ik(m): 2:47pm On Jul 08, 2012|
The day you start describing your wife in monetary terms is the day you start losing it.
You can't quantify emotions and convert them into monetary value.
The day you start seeing her as an expenditure/liability signals the beginning of trouble.
The day you start equating her to non living things is the beginning of failure.
You can't place human and non human things on the same scale and expect a fair judgement.
Everything is just wrong from a conscience point of view.
To be fair you should have compared a mistress with some girlfriend. Both are human.
People, do u know what annoys me most? When ladies come up to tell me such crap above "when u start equating with money. Is it not the same women that said "love no be for mouth na by ur pocket and how much u are willing to spend on them" spare me that trash pls.
If women are to be spent on, I have all rights to compare them with other expenses I make. During our mothers them time, it was love, love and love, not money, honey money, boyfriend's money. What's all this.
Enough of all this trsh women come up to tell us online looking for cheap sympathy.
Once u make it regularly to my LIST OF BUDGETS or EXPENSES, u are, can and will be compared with everyother thing on the list. I can even say, women and drinking which akes or consumes more money.
|Sports / Re: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by its ik(m): 4:38pm On Apr 26, 2012|
Monkey Nyash = when some one falls and gets a wound on his back or butt.
Goalie = goal keeper
Ekete or Basket = a bad or poor performing keeper.
Ball 2 hand = when one throws the ball and it touches another player's hand.
But the one I liked most the was #PENALRITY# it was like wow. The way we sing it when one is awarded. Lol
|Phones / Re: Nairaland BBM Group: Drop Your Blackberry Pin by its ik(m): 9:41am On Apr 17, 2012|
Pls is there any nairaland group on BBM or pls do we create another or fresh new one?
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