See goal!!!! Drogba Father!!

I think since AVB left, Mata has been struggling to find his feet. Meanwhile where is Essien?

Africans with all this baby's sex 'signs' sef!
If ur nose big, na boy; if u fine durin preggs, na girl; if u dey chop all d time, na boy; if u sick well well during preggs, na girl........abegi make we hear word!
@OP i have no choice other than joining the chorus: GO AND GET A SCAN DONE. Like my wife and i did. We know what we r expecting and are shopping accordingly. Wish u d very best.

Please i need advice on what to do about my car AC. It blows hot air during the day and at night i noticed the air vents on the passenger side blow normal cool air but the vents on the driver's side still blow hot air. It's a 2006 Toyota Corolla S and i have been using it for about 6 months. Pls i need help ASAP.

Sisi Kill, Olitox, Ajanlekoko and Mr. BrownJay thumbs up; the rest airtel ad-haters, hmmm wat can i say? I feel for u guys sha.

My favourite line in the advert is:"Fast is taking impatience and turning it into a virtue." just love it man

WoW!!i hav really struggled to keep my mouth closed while lookin at these cakes..... Upendo and MissyB thanx for these beauties.....some look so good, it feels like a sin to cut them and eat!

Got to digress a little. @ Dual Core and Moshoodn, thanks for humbly and maturely handling the situation that could have degenerated into another yab-fest. Nairaland needs more of this. Kudos guys.

This thread really got me laughing! Reminds me of my JS2 days when our Inter Science teacher was complaining about the kind of answers she got for a test she set. One of the questions was: 'Give two examples of Ball and Socket joint' or something like that and a classmate wrote this as his answer: Yansh Girdle. The dude couldnt remember the word 'Pelvic' so he had to improvise! Men did we have a good laugh! And for the record, it was 'respectable' public school in Nigeria so dumb answers are not prerogative of public schools in the UK. If someone was to compile the stuff our naija kids put out only in WAEC, we would laugh ourselves to tears.

I checked on this thread just to get a good laugh and i really did get it! Kokoye, u were really in form, thanks for sharing.

I think comparing a blandly-designed smartphone with regular specs(BB Porsche) and cars with mind-blowin designs and and super specs and capabilities is not just ryt. When u check d design n specs of the Lambos, Bugattis etc u may understand y dey r way mor expensiv dan their regular counterparts.
Piple are not really complainin about d cost. The real annoyance is dat u can get better smartphones or atleast comparable smartphones for way cheaper (even within d BB family).
To put it in perspective, would u deem me wise if i paid 100 million/plot for land in ikorodu, or badagry wen i can get land cheaper and for more value in Lekki?

From Econet to Vodacom to Vmobile to Celtel to Zain to Airtel. This company has a serious case of the 'Puff Daddy' syndrome.

I am with Mrs C. on this one abeg! I can't think of a lady that has unrealistic expectations of her guy because of a movie as mature just as i feel it would be immature for a guy to b disappointed with his partner because of a p.ornstar!

Alj Harem, i never thought there would come a day i would say this: YOU MADE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE! Guy no offence o, just felt due to ideological differences, i would never see a post of yours that i would b cool with. Once again, u made a lot of sense and its nice to see piple taking actions not based primarily on emotions but more on ideas.

There are exceptions to every rule and on this matter i am an exception. And yes i am married but i dont get all workd up over curtains and stuff. We both prance around naked or scantilly clad with not much concern about who may be ogling at d windows, we know they cant see nothing. I think its because my wife n i share similar values with regard to dressing and grooming.

Zuha, Freepeople and papa ejima u guys r like a glass of cold water in dis wilderness of ignorance-induced comments.
Theblessed what a fine username! But wif ur comments, u elicit abuses and curses, abeg make we try to read other peoples comments and research b4 making comments, often we hastily contribute and end up makin a fool of ourself.

Zuha, Freepeople and papa ejima u guys r like a glass of cold water in dis wilderness of ignorance-induced comments.
Theblessed what a fine username! But wif ur comments, u elicit abuses and curses, abeg make we try to read other peoples comments and research b4 making comments, often we hastily contribute and end up makin a fool of ourself.

Biometrics was also used by the Rivers State government and it helped save some hundreds of millions per month from the civil service. As much as the use of biometrics is applauded, i think its insufficient to just recount its gains and how much is being saved. Who were those that started and benefitted from this ghost worker scam? I believe that as much as there is need to use biometrics for basically evry government parastatal, there is also a strong need to investigate and prosecute those involved.

Ofcourse its Siena na (not the one made by Toyota o!)

'Talentless'?!seriously?! Wat has talent got to do wit bein a succesfull artiste in naija?! Ok am exaggerating, talented is quite important but wat of pips like raskie and Tony Tetuila?have u listened to Tony Tetuila Sing?!can he hold d few notes dat blackface can hold? But TT had quite a succesful group and Solo career.if na only talent, Eddy Montana ought to b a big star by now.We know d blackface aint much to look at and didnt have such a good voice but alot of Plantashun Boiz's songs were credited to him as per songwriting.lets be real if u heard Dbanj auditioning at Glo Naija Sings wit dis his not so good voice, would u have prophesied dat he would be dis big? Point is Talent is important, but dere r other things dat r equally important.

Men for me The Usual Suspects' ending was just crazy. My brother and i spent about 5 minutes staring at d picture credits, tryin to come to terms with d fact dat we just watched a colorful dramatization of a criminal's imagination. Another good one was Primal fear(?) in which Richard Gere played a defence attorney and Edward Norton was d baby-faced, stutterin murder suspect.
Fight club's ending was also unexpected as well as Shutter Island.
The Departed too was unexpected and dissapointin for me.

This thread is for those who believe India was banned from football. Supersports listed an international friendly match between India and Malaysia @ 13:15 GMT on sunday 13th november, 2011. Doubters can still check www.livescores.com.
For those who already know, no yab me abeg.

After readin d OP's initial post, i honestly cringed, xpectin a barrage of yabs, knowin NLders' bashin capabilities but all well and gud dere's been alot of advice as well. OP its sad dat u hav to learn d basics d hard way but u can suceed.
@ Aribisala pls r u married? Marriage and sharin accomodation with som piple are two very diferent things o. U hav to make sacrifices and sometimes do things dat r best for d union but not enjoyable 4 u. If u take dis 'i wont allow anybody to cheat me' attitude into marriage, hmm my broda, eferebo shall be ur case because u go surely wound o.

oh boy!! now dat was fast!i was tryin to sign out only to see dat u had sent it, thanks man!

cretin (but bros which kain name be dis sef!)
pls help me check this vin
2T1BR32E46C679701
I NEED IT ASAP! am supposed to pay tomorrow morning (wednesday 2nd november, 2011)
PLS snd results to jephiano@gmail.com as i just sent 500 naira worth of MTN recharge
thanks in advance.

@ OP really wat gives u d right to pontificate about wat anoda human finds joy in? Last nite i watched messi do some incredible things wit d ball at his feet, i was amazed at d abilities iniesta exhibited and i thoroughly enjoyed watchin d football game. IT GAVE ME SO MUCH PLEASURE!! I dont care how much dey earn but tuesday and wednesday, i would watch all d games i can catch because i enjoy seein dese guys do wat dey do, simple , or maybe not because u make it seem like im xplainin colour to a guy born blind.

Mr. Phillmart, i called u a few days ago inquiring about 2007 toyota Corolla S or LE, u asked me to mail u and i did but have not heard from u. Try n reach me asap tru jephiano@gmail.com

I just heard Alao-Akala has been granted bail to the tune of N500 million. Over time we have heard of some large amounts and stringent conditions set as bail conditions in several high profile cases. So i wonder, what is done with the money paid for bail?

@ Mazaje since wat i said goes against ur cherished beliefs, i must be a liar or a 'lair' as u typed abi?! Well callin me names doesnt change wat i saw. It happened on a small football pitch outside my hostel (hostel E); infact a five-a-side football semi competition was on but d incident ended d game and terminated d competition. I remember several guys hu had dressd up to go out, but after d incident, dey couldnt, we all talked about it for quite a while
so if u like o, call me wateva u can spell.
I notice dat most atheists and agnostics(my blood broda inclusiv) dont believe in God because God didnt handle matters in d way dey expected. In effect ur disapointment led to disillusionment then to disbelief.
But it doesnt change d fact dat u need a large dose of faith to believe in evolution, if not u guys would hav answered d questions about d origin of life satisfactorily.

In RSUST around 2003/2004, i witnessed an incident in which a group of armed robbers,while tryin to escape d scene of crime, jumped over our school fence only to be apprehended by d police in d school(hu were dere almost permanently due to persistent cult activities).one of d robbers was caught in front of my hostel (Hostel E), and students and d police started beating d guy.then one of the policemen shot d robber's leg wit a rifle but d bullets didnt penetrate.now everybody stood dere shocked, we had heard of Odieshi be4 but seein it action was different.d cops shot other parts of d body like his neck, armpit, even puttin d tip of d gun in sand etc but nothin seemd to work.d guy was weak from d beatin so could hardly move but all i noticed was dat d force of d bullets would push him but he sustained no bullet wounds.
As for d doubters, wether u believ or not, THERE IS A SUPERNATURAL, SCIENCE CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW D BODY TISSUE CAN STOP A BULLET FROM PENETRATING