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Stats: 1173540 members, 1484001 topics. Date: Monday, 09 December 2013 at 02:10 PM
|Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs A Female President - Oshiomhole, Fashola by jim jones: 9:56am On Oct 23|
nonsense. nigeria needs leaders that are selfless, have the best interest of the suffering masses/majority at heart, and know what the fuсk they're doing. not clueless alpha-numbskulls like jonathan. gender is irrelevant.
|Religion / Re: What Have You Suffered For Christ? by jim jones: 8:48pm On Oct 06|
i have suffered absolutely nothing for bros j. and by god i intend to keep it that way, in jesus mighty name, amem.
|Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Man Who Paints By Squirting With His Eyes- 'Eye Painting' by jim jones: 8:44pm On Oct 06|
no disrespect, but the point of this is fuсking what exactly?
|Politics / Re: President Media Chat On 29th September 2013 by jim jones: 12:13am On Sep 30|
today's presidential media chat is the most inspirational thing ever put on television. i sincerely believe there will never be another president as inspirational as goodluck ebele jonathan. my sincere thanks to the lord jesus h. christ, pope frank the first....oh, and of course Joe Pesci...how the fuсk could i forget Joe Pesci?
|Religion / Re: Who Is The Most Powerful Angel Created By God? by jim jones: 2:35pm On Sep 29|
oh, that would be the archangel ogbuefi ogunigbe nwanganga. his power broke the richter magnitude scale in 10000BC...repeating the same feat on 17 different occasions.
|Properties / 28billion EUR Luxury Italian Fashion Brand Looking To Expand To Nigeria. Advice! by jim jones: 11:11pm On Sep 18|
Hi everyone...apologies if this is the wrong section.
The issue here seems to be primarily about location. A third of the team are set on the idea of Abuja as the best location, while two-thirds seem to be convinced that Lagos is easily the best location. Kindly help us settle this score! Also, kindly recommend the MOST HIGHBROW locations within these cities, if you can.*keep in mind this is a pretty high-end luxury brand*
Any advice on the challenges a luxury fashion outfit could face doing business in Nigeria, is most appreciated!
Thanks for your time.
|Politics / Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by jim jones: 4:19am On Sep 10|
boys and girls, there's your government at work. thanks to the honorable imbeсile-in-chief, goodluck fuсking jonathan, boyloaf and co can be rest assured their miracle is on the way!
|Religion / Re: Would You Quit Your Job, If It Affects Church? by jim jones: 4:09pm On Sep 08|
god forbid bad ting. unless pastor go accept my tithes and offerings in groundnuts and cowries.
|Travel / Re: A Nairalander And His Family's First Vist To Nigeria by jim jones: 4:54pm On Aug 27|
Donmichaelz: My name is Franklin Adebayo Oluwaseyi,I am a Nigerian born in Canada,I lived all my live there,even though I speak like them,eat like them I still feel like am not one of them.
these fuсking attention seeking imbeсiles. smh...why not leave that cybercafe and go figure out where your next meal will come from?
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jim jones: 11:03pm On Aug 18|
i'm an atheist, kind sir. honest to any god just don't cut it for me. i wanna trust you aint with the government, but god knows i can't. his name is not enough.
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jim jones: 10:16pm On Aug 18|
don't i know you, homie? you work for the nairaland government, don't you? sorry man, i don't fuсks with the nairaland popo.
|Music/Radio / Re: Mode9 Cries Out On Neglect Of His ‘type Of Rap’ by jim jones: 9:14pm On Aug 18|
farkin arrogant douchebag, this modenine is, aint he? i've always maintained that this guy is irrelevant. he and his dickriding fans have an unrealistic/exaggerated sense of his "talent"(and i use that word loosely). if he's not jacking jay-z's song cry or girls girls girls, he's whining about x, y, or z. farkin immature fucktard! i remember how he responded when he was asked 'what his opinion was on the 50cent/idris abdulkareem beef'. his response was not only juvenile, it was retаrded.
mr modenine, nigerians have heard your bs rap songs, and most of them couldn't give a fuсk even if they tried! i triple dare you to send your records to kings of hardcore rap like the wutang clan or jedi mind tricks or....fuсk it, name your pick....let's see if any one of them would even consider collaborating with yo weakаss. the world has moved on from wherever the fuсk you think you're at. run along now, charleh...go write another arsenal song...or put out a 40-track album. your dickriders would sure appreciate that!
|Nairaland / General / Re: Is 123-yr-old Carmelo Florest, The World's Oldest Man? by jim jones: 4:08pm On Aug 16|
yea, i could give a fuсk.
|Politics / Re: Abiola's Family Has Forgiven Al Mustapha, Others by jim jones: 10:38pm On Aug 11|
forgiven him for what?
|Politics / Re: Text And Meaning Of Patrick Obahiagbon's Discussion On Rivers Crisis - By Sowore by jim jones: 4:52am On Aug 07|
ceah: I decided to share this interesting piece by Omoyele Sowore of Sahara Reporter which he posted on his facebook page.He posted the text and explain the meaning of Patrick Obahiagbon Igodomigodo's discussion while appearing on the Saturday Sunrise daily @ Channel TV. Enjoy -
the sahara reporters guy tried, innit...but he didn't have to go and start making some droppings up. so i'll just address his made up droppings:
4. gargantuan(NOT gargantua!) gaga - he aint referring to any 16th century bullsh!t. gargantuan, amongst other things, simply means "of immense size", and gaga in this context refers to irrational $h!t. so the high chief is saying the rivers crisis is massively irrational/nonsensical. simples. so of course, the sahara guy was on track until he took decided to push his luck by taking us to the 16th century.
5 and 6 go together(when spelt correctly, of course!). like @richardbry pointed out, it's "mene, mene, tekel, upharsin" from daniel 5:25. no further elucidation required here as @kgdavid and @adenlemmanuel done did so already.
*...meander the interstices of eschewable cataract* - well, here's one for yo a$$! while interstices(plural) means small narrow spaces between stuff, eschewable is not a word. it's one of those words obahiagbon creates in order to drive his point(you know, like kakitomoboplutocracy). obviously created from eschew, eschewable would therefore mean, that which could be eschewed(haha!). cataract in this context should mean a furious/violent downpour of kasala.
**for a good number of the other phrases he used, like transmogrify(metamorphose), terminus a quo(starting point), fons et origo(source and origin), terminus ad quem(end point, destination), etc, etc...he did also state synonyms for the good of the lesser mortals.**
|Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha Visits TB Joshua Immediately After Release by jim jones: 3:51pm On Jul 13|
eh..."...for posterity sake," michael faraday did NOT invent electricity. he invented the electric motor. NOBODY invented electricity.
|Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha Visits TB Joshua Immediately After Release by jim jones: 11:38am On Jul 13|
mandem, wetin persin nor go see for nairaland? you know, most troubling is the confidence with which he made those absolutely reтarded statements. also troubling is the fact that imbec!les like solidbroda often end-up in politics..."leading" and/or "representing" the hell outta the common man.
|Politics / Re: Imoke Donates 23-Months Salary To Church by jim jones: 5:03pm On Jul 10|
at least he's not spending 1 billion naira(tax payer's money!) on food like jona-cassava and his fat ugly wife.
|Politics / Re: FG Signs Ceasefire With Boko Haram by jim jones: 11:53pm On Jul 08|
chidindufrank: Did they surrender their weapons? JTF and FG should better watch their backs. Maybe this cease fire is for the ramadan after which bombing would continue.
chaleh, it's a ceasefire, not a surrender. that means they keep their weapons....they just don't shoot them for a specified period of time(x to indefinitely).
|Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by jim jones: 3:51pm On Jun 29|
there's plausible deniability here as inyanya did say he was joking. albeit, very classless from the guy.
notice the chick(emenaira) in the background twisting her waist or whatever that move is called? haha...by this time next week, next month, or next year, she'll be catching feelings and tweeting droppings on the twatter....she'll prolly make it into iyanya's next freestyle record.
ps: @ mr tim westwood, the least you could do is learn to pronounce the name of your guest, one would think.
|Foreign Affairs / Mandela Will Die Soon... by jim jones: 6:25pm On Jun 26|
Mandela will die soon. today, tomorrow, this week, next week?... it wont be long. Remember this though, he out-lived thatcher. When cameron latches on the Mandela bandwagon, remember that in 1985 he was a top member of the Federation of Conservative Students, who produced the "hang Mandela" posters. in 1989 cameron worked in the tory policy unit at Central Office and went on an anti-sanctions fact finding mission to south africa with a pro-aparthied lobby that was sponsored by botha. Remember this when he(cameron) tells the world he was inspired by Madiba.
|Politics / Re: Should Nigerian Governors' Forum Be Banned Or Disbanded? by jim jones: 10:03am On Jun 26|
yea, let's ban it! simply because the band of retards headed by alpha numbskull jona-cassava couldn't have it their way. also, let's begin to prepare our minds for the annihilation of nigeria in 2015, should jona-cassava fail to have it his way again.
|Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Broke-up With Iyanya Because He's A Liar by jim jones: 10:32pm On Jun 22|
this chick aint bright.
|Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures Of The Most Attractive Armed Forces In The World by jim jones: 10:14pm On Jun 15|
not only is that the Cuban flag, it also clearly says, "CUBA". Saint Lucia? smh...naija and their copy and paste culture
|Politics / Re: Fashola Releases Fantasy Video Of Lagos by jim jones: 9:05pm On Jun 14|
they had to go and put tinubu in this video...made it a tad political.
|Car Talk / Re: N320M Bugatti Veyron Spotted In Abuja (picture) by jim jones: 6:04pm On Jun 12|
you aint lied, bredrin. i'm saying, in my time, i've seen a lot on here. but this chinaimporter guy clearly takes the cake! cant do this no more, walai.
|Politics / Re: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by jim jones: 12:18pm On Jun 11|
cool. albeit, i fail to see why a 17yr old can't demand to be cremated whenever he/she dies.
|Religion / Re: Did You Put The Last Church Sermon In To Practice? by jim jones: 2:27pm On Jun 09|
not yet. hoping to do so right after the pastor puts said sermon to practice. thanks for asking, though.
|Celebrities / Re: Weird MC Has No Plans Of Marrying by jim jones: 11:34am On May 30|
...and i have no plans of overthrowing the british monarchy.
|Politics / WORKING Video Footage Of The Governor's Forum Elections by jim jones: 4:16pm On May 28|
|Travel / Re: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by jim jones: 2:05pm On May 25|
as soon as nepa give light.
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