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Politics / Re: FG Charges Miyetti Allah Leader With ‘unlawful Creation Of Ethnic Militia’ by kekakuz(m): 6:45pm On Mar 14
Tinubu is getting something's right .

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Business / Re: Shareholders Funds Wiped Out As MTN Nigeria Incurs N740bn FOREX Losses by kekakuz(m): 2:11pm On Mar 01
Haaaa my shares . Don't play with me o

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Properties / Re: Urgent! Should I Allow My Tenant Bury Her 1 Year Old Daughter In My Compound? by kekakuz(m): 7:50pm On Feb 20
If not that I don't know you, I would give you a dirty slap,why are u saying like that?
Land don finish for cemetery ? When the father comeback and claim ritual, what will you do? You should be smarter than this

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Crime / Re: 3 Types Of Kidnappers Operating In Abuja Nigeria by kekakuz(m): 11:13am On Jan 19
badboyTee:
Lemme not mention a tribe that has billionaire kidnapper cheesy cheesy
no bring that one come here abeg

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Crime / 3 Types Of Kidnappers Operating In Abuja Nigeria by kekakuz(m): 10:32am On Jan 19
Residents of Abuja now live in fear as report of kidnapping keeps spreading like wild fire.
we did not just get here overnight.the security agencies have refused to find a lasting solution giving them more confidence to perpetrate their nefarious activity .
Downlisted are 3 types of Kidnappers and their modus operandi
1 bandit kidnappers - these guys are very very deadly.they operate like terrorist.they attack villages around the capital city from Niger, kaduna and Kogi state .they mostly operate around Bwari, Kaduna road, abaji, keti and Interiors of Kuje. In recent times, they attacked some estates around pyakasa,Keiti and sheretti.
They mostly attack at night and take their victims on foot or bikes into the forest .these guys are dangerously armed and mostly non Nigerians .

2 City Boys- called them city Boys because they work inside the city centers and the surburbs.
Their targets is mostly isolated estates and quiet estate roads . They work both at night and day .their weapons are mid range .they are often opportunistic kidnappers who walks around like hungry lions looking for who to devour.

3 One chance Kidnappers - popularly known for using unpainted taxis to carry passengers . Most times they rob their victims for those operating withing town and area one while those running kubwa express often take their victims for ransom . Most times they take them to kaduna road and dump them somewhere after collecting small ransom via POS or the victims card .

In summary it is important that the security agencies partner with the citizens to effectively secure the citizens.emmergency toll lines are not reliable .and even when you get through,they don't respond on time .
They need to be proactive rather than reactive to nip insecurity in the bud.
Citizens also should avoid unnecessary late nights and notify the authorities when ever they notice suspicious movements around them.
May God see us through.

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Politics / Re: Security Agencies Infiltrated By Fifth Columnists – Plateau Gov by kekakuz(m): 3:27pm On Jan 18
There is an agenda that these people are pursuing . Plateau Benue,southern kaduna Niger nasarawa is their acquisition target.remember when miyetti Allah said they seek buhari permission before entering a village .
They have top guys in all agencies that enable them for their ultimate Goal.
The Hausas are being deceived by the fulanis with religion.
Immediate solution is state police or you start your own amotekun and empower them properly .
I wish 9ja well from here.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by kekakuz(m): 10:01am On Jan 02
Hi guys is it safe to buy usdt instead of saving dollars in a Dorm account.
I need advise
Phones / Re: S22 Ultra Vs Fold 3 Make Your Choice by kekakuz(m): 11:15am On Oct 20, 2023
Dbest247:



This is the best answer to your question. Do as he said.
done awesome phone
Phones / S22 Ultra Vs Fold 3 Make Your Choice by kekakuz(m): 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2023
Heading to the market now for a London used and I have these 2 as options .
I love big screen and I also love good camera
Please help me choose

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Car Talk / Re: Are Manual Cars Faster Than Automatic Transmission Cars? by kekakuz(m): 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2023
Manuals can be DRIVEN faster than automatic

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Crime / Re: Police Parade Suspects Arrested At Gay Wedding Ceremony In Delta State by kekakuz(m): 12:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
Exactly how James brown was born

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is In Big Mess Coupled With Poor Governance – VP, Shettima Admits by kekakuz(m): 10:18am On Aug 29, 2023
It's been 8years and 6 months of APCs governance so Its clear who you are referring to.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Verified (X) Fanbase Account Called Messi’s Wife A LovePeddler by kekakuz(m): 8:25am On Aug 27, 2023
Who is a love peddler
Romance / Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by kekakuz(m): 10:04am On Aug 20, 2023
Very painful to read

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Inherited Terrible Economic Situation - Oshiomhole by kekakuz(m): 2:13pm On Aug 16, 2023
Inherited from who naw

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Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 8:53pm On Aug 12, 2023
DyingFetus:
Op is still a virgin
I do t think so. I think I must have kissed a lady once or twice
Religion / Re: Pray For My Death If I Am Guilty of Demonic Consultation - Pastor Adeboye by kekakuz(m): 11:11am On Aug 12, 2023
Who would say such a thing. You that drinks tea with Daddy. I tap from your grace Sir

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Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 7:46am On Aug 12, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:



Stop that abbegg..
Don't you get a hard-on when you watch porn of sweet ladies with sweet bodies “creaming” while they're being banged??

Is it LOVE that made you erect while watching such?
But I just can't jump at strangers advances. Sex is an emotional experience for me. It gets really intense I might even cry a little and it can really get beautiful. We are different ok?
Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 7:44pm On Aug 11, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Never pass on an opportunity to fvck a pussy. That she was coming from a farm or market doesn't make her a dirty woman.
Experience has taught me that sometimes a lady that is facially unattractive might have a mind-blowing body when she is naked or offer a man his best sexual experience.
Where is your modesty
What happened to falling I love and romance before sex.
Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 1:03pm On Aug 11, 2023
Gadafii:
How are you feeling my brr, I know you are really traumatized and disturbed by that experience, it’s sexual harassment and next time don’t hesitate to embarrass her because if table were turned they will call you a pervert

A bit traumatized but am getting better. Although there is occasional flash backs that causes me tremors. I have been finding it difficult to seat b side any of my female colleagues
Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 9:41am On Aug 11, 2023
izonborn098:
That fish brain would have raped u' and u are simping to her useless behavior.
haha inside bus?
Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 4:20am On Aug 11, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:



I can guess you're a handsome guy.
That's what ladies do to cute guys.
Ladies usually cannot control themselves whenever they see cute guys they like.
He final destination


But then....
How did you know that she was heading to her village??
She tried starting off some conversations with you??
Romance / Re: Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 11:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
Adranidoo:
Funny but it happens

Few years ago there was this dark,tall, beautiful girl that's always trying to get close to me.
We attended the same school, one day she told she's coming to my house, I thought she was joking only for her to knock on my door some minutes after class.
I allowed her in, she sat on my bed and opened her legs waaa while we kept talking nonsense
I felt so shy that day angry
Our gist that day was just off point cause I was confused and had several thoughts on my mind.
She kept telling she's about to go until she finally left
She kept coming again for three days before she stopped

I always laugh at my naiveness anytime I remember that experience.

Now, if any girl recklessly throws herself at me I won't even allow a second to pass before jumping at her.
If what some rich men are paying thousands for was offered for free to u don't let it go untouched, bleep ur own and leave theirs for them
It's that simple

meaning you will most likely jump at this. Maybe you will even follow her to her village. God forbid

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Romance / Have I Been Sexually Harassed by kekakuz(m): 8:45pm On Aug 10, 2023
I can't tell if I have posted this in the right section but I feel a need to tell my story.

I needed to visit one of the LGAs in plateau state for my office and I had no choice than to go by road
I arrived at the park early hoping to get the comfortable front seat which I secured. I sat and balanced with my head set listening to music from Nigerian play list on Boom play.God it's Seyi Vibes everywhere. I have to skip and skip and skip till I find a song I like.

As the bus is getting filled up, I notice the driver is offering the middle seat in Front to passengers. I asked why and he said it's 2 In front. This is not what I bargained for so I offered to pay for the seat so I can be comfortable. A lady who should be in her 20s approach the bus begging to go with us since we are already complete.i looked away as it's not my business but everyone begged on her behalf to let her seat in front . I reluctantly agreed as it's just a 5 hours trip so the driver refunded me for the extra seat .

We soon got on our way and this is where the drama begins, I was lost in the melodious renditions of Johny drill when I felt something on my feet. At first I felt it's just because of the tight space and she is trying to stretch. I adjusted a bit to give her more space while I continue enjoying my music.
As this goes on, I felt a stronger touch on my femur and lower feet. This is serious. I looked down and saw her toes rubbing on me. O my I was grossed out. I looked at her face and she smiles at me. Wetin be this, wetin be this .Jesus , Jesus, I said in my mind
This lady looks like she is married or have had babies as she is returning to her village in plateau so I adjusted again to see if I could afford her more space but am already resting heavily on the door.
Our Bus soon reach a police check point and hawkers approached our vehicle to sell different things.this lady then stretched her hand with her sweaty armpit on my face to the window to buy something that looks like kulikuli and pure water. In my mind I just said calm down calm down it's just 2 more hours to my destination.
The feet touching soon continue and I peeped to see her feet,she was wearing a slippers with long and dirty nails.she offered her snacks to me with her arm resting on my laps.i shaked my head vigorously in rejection. She smiled and continue resting on me.
This must have been the most tormenting 4 and a half hours of my life. As we approach mararaba jama at the outskirts of jos, she brought out her phone and was playing with it.you know one of those touch light china phones that rings very loud.i just looked away like I was admiring the low grass and mountainous view.
We got to the park and I asked the driver how will I get to Mangu LGA.the lady said she is also going there and we can go together .i just acted like I did not hear her and entered one of the eateries around.
I can tell you I was really traumatized and I did not know what to do in those moments.if I was a lady and a guy does this, maybe I will bring out my phone to record him and scream pervert. But as a guy, I guess the society wants us to remain manly by keeping quiet.

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Inside SSS’ Allegations Against Nasir El-rufai by kekakuz(m): 3:56pm On Aug 10, 2023
Most importantly, Inconsistency of character. His tweet from 2013 alone should see him banished from Nigerian politics.

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Pets / Re: What do you have to say about cats? by kekakuz(m): 6:55pm On Jul 16, 2023
Nothing . I hate them
Agriculture / Re: This Is How To Put Goat To Sleep - Unbelievable Nigerian Science! by kekakuz(m): 10:22am On Jul 03, 2023
Same thing for the viper too. Just place that cloth next to it. Someday, we would understand why

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Phones / Re: Airtel Launches 5G by kekakuz(m): 4:34pm On Jun 20, 2023
We have waited long for this day
Culture / Re: Ifa Doesn't Pick Yoruba Kings, Only Governors Do - Oluwo Of Iwo by kekakuz(m): 4:00pm On Jun 17, 2023
This cow keeps disrespecting his root for the sake of islam.

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Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kekakuz(m): 12:59pm On May 30, 2023
Ebenezer2021:
grin grin
Maybe the child mama Don dey give am Colorado cheesy
like your mama gave you and made your life worthless.

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Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kekakuz(m): 8:25am On May 30, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
Keep your child away from drugs. Or better yet stop taking them yourself. Between you and your daughter, one of you is very high.
you accuse a 4 years old girl of being on drugs. Is this what you do with your kids

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Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kekakuz(m): 7:15am On May 30, 2023
NuCypher:

Clearly you are reinforcing your biases. You have always had a bias and it appears eliciting responses from your 4-year-old daughter is confirming those biases to you. This is your mind at work, not reality. At it seems, if any kids makes up random, delusional answers for you, you swallow them hook, line and sinker, because preconceived biases exist in your mind that you are trying to confirm.
How many children can stay in front of their mum and say she died a long time ago.

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