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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Remembers Late Father After 5 Years - Shares Picture by Kewt: 5:05pm On May 05, 2019
The police man behind him is a complete replica of Former President Olusegun Obasanjo...

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Kewt: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2018
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Please how genuine is this fellow?

Has anyone patronized him here before? Any testimonials?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Kewt: 7:04pm On Jun 07, 2018
frebor:
Few months used Xiaomi Redmi 4X
Snapdragon 435
4100 mAh battery
3GB 32GB
With box and original accessories

39k

I am interested...

What is your reason for sale?

Pls contact me on demola.martin@yahoo.com for more discussion and possibly sealing this deal.
Technology Market / Re: Preorder Your Xiaomi,huawei,oneplus,teclast,lenovo Etc Here At Affordable Prices by Kewt: 6:22pm On May 29, 2018
Please I need Redmi Note 4x 4G/64G

What's the price?
Technology Market / Re: Preorder Your Xiaomi,huawei,oneplus,teclast,lenovo Etc Here At Affordable Prices by Kewt: 7:24am On May 28, 2018
elijahdre:
Good morni great people. We await your orders
Expected arrival coming week
Redmi 5plus
Xiaomi 20000mah powerbank 2c
Other phone accessories and tampered glasses
Place your order. We are at your service

Pls kindly take your time to explain to us how pre-order works with specific emphasis on:

*Product arrival timelines
*Amount To be paid on pre-order. (full payment or part payment)
*Most preferred Payment mode
*etc

Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Alex Set To Marry Her Edo Boyfriend, Dumps Tobi (photos) by Kewt: 11:06pm On May 21, 2018
Is it only me that thinks this Alex girl looks alot like Mercy Johnson?
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi 6X Launches On April 27 With Dual Cameras, AI Features, And More by Kewt: 12:23pm On Apr 27, 2018
abumeinben:
Meeeeeeeeeeeehhhhnnn...

Who's interested in Redmi 5 plus?

Need this device ASAP.

I am interested in picking this. Pls reach me on demola.martin@yahoo.com for further details and negotiations.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Mi 6X Launches On April 27 With Dual Cameras, AI Features, And More by Kewt: 12:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
One of the best phones ever produced yet unrecognized in Africa is the Xiaomi brands... This phone is only comparable to the likes of Samsung and HTC and Sony!

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TV/Movies / Re: Tobi Evicted From Big Brother Naija 2018 #bbnaijafinale by Kewt: 8:27pm On Apr 22, 2018
Tobi evicted? Shocking!!!!

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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Kewt: 2:10pm On Jan 31, 2018
enochogaga:



1.using gas is a bit OK, economically,
disadvantage is novice can burn 7kg within 5hours. and highly inflatable.

2.can be the sensor, but sensor hardly spoil, I think engineer is needed to check properly


Thanks for your response.
1. Please how can a novice burn 7kg within 5hrs? Can you provide further explanation on this?

2. I called in an engineer who ran some checks and he claims the sensor is bad... Please what can we do now?

3. Can the sensor be repaired or we should consider outright replacement? If replacement, how much does ithe sensor cost and where can we get it?
Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Kewt: 2:02pm On Jan 31, 2018
enochogaga:
pls if ur request or questions is not been answered or u need my attention urgently u can call me, not SMS or whatsapp cos am always at workshop busy.

Your phone number please
Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Kewt: 6:05am On Jan 29, 2018
Hello Prof,
Thanks for the good work you are doing here. Please find below my questions:

1. Please what is your opinion on conversion of Generators from Fuel to Cooking Gas? Are there known advantages for gens running on cooking gas? Disadvantages? Please kindly educate us as i intend to convert my Generator to start using gas soon.

2. My Lutian 6.3kva (1 month old) Gen uses remote control to start and stop the engine. We have been enjoying this for a while. Recently the remote stopped functioning. Remote battery confirmed to be ok. I learnt the sensor may be the problem.
Religion / Re: Lanre Teriba Blasts Daddy Freeze, Backs Pastor Ashimolowo On Tithing by Kewt: 6:50pm On Dec 01, 2017
Hmmmm. Why are his knuckles so discoloured? Bleaching I guess!

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Business To Business / Re: We Need These Storage Tank Urgently...see Picture by Kewt: 6:05am On Aug 28, 2017
y2kaustin:
please anyone that has these tank for sale here in lagos.kindly contact me via 08178642440 or 08134340380,we need 2 units of it,thanks.

You did not state the size/capacity of the needed tank.

Well, We have 2 units of 1 ton tank to be sold at a cheap price. You can reach me on 08133300230 or email me via demola.martin@yahoo.com.

Tank location is Kaduna!
Business / Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Cried German National Owed By Zamfara Governor by Kewt: 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2017
Front Page please!

It will be nice to hear the side of the Governor too.

The story has just begun..
Properties / Re: Cargo Containers and Reefer Containers,40ft And 20ft For Sale by Kewt: 10:10am On Jul 26, 2017
How much for 20ft container? Also how much will it take to bring it down to Kaduna?

We need 5 units.

You can also send quote to 08133300230 or demola.martin@yahoo.com
Celebrities / Re: Onyi Alex Kisses Alexx Ekubo On Set. Check Out His Facial Expression by Kewt: 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2017
We need to make a clear distinction between a kiss and a peck.

Kissing/Pecking a bearded man on the cheek is disgusting.

Hit like if you agree with me!

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Business / Re: WE DELIVER COOKING GAS TO YOUR GAS PLANTS by Kewt: 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2017
I am interested in this. How can you consider making supplies up country especially to the north? Kaduna to be precise?

08133300230 is the contact. We purchase 5tons of LPG weekly if the price is right.

Thanks.
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Health / Re: Steps You Should Take In Case Of An LPG Cylinder Gas Leak by Kewt: 11:06pm On Jun 09, 2017
free2ryhme:
This has been on frontage for over an hour and not gotten to page 1 or 2

It tells you the kind of people on nairaland

No interest in intellectual discourse


Nicely written. I guess nairalanders are overwhelmed by the information on this piece that they forgot to post on the thread.
Celebrities / Re: Adeshina Adesanya Is Dead! (Pastor Ajidara) by Kewt: 4:33am On May 07, 2017
So painful. May his soul Rest in Peace

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Kewt: 7:10am On May 06, 2017
bhlynks:
Good day house, i need your help on this please. I saw a clean Tukumbo Mecedes Benz C230 Kompressor 2006 model last week and was about to seal a deal with the car owner then suddenly my friend got to know about it and advised to go for the V6 sport instead of the Kompressor. His reasons were Kompressor is more problematic and our mechanics do not understand it.
Help me decide pls. Thank you as you respond.



Please heed your friend's advise. I have used both cars. The Kompressor is very problematic and makes you a regular visitor to mechanics while the V6 is way more smoother and better in all ramifications.

As for the guy rating a C230 2005/6 4plug Kompressor above a C230 2005/6 V6 engine....i smile in Swahili... Speed is mostly a function of the driver than the car. Besides, the said V6 car might have some hidden faults..

But on a very good day and all things been equal, the C230 V6 beats the C230 Kompressor hands down.

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Properties / Re: How An Estate Surveyor, Obande G. Agbese, Got Himself Entangled With A Fraudster by Kewt: 7:24am On Apr 13, 2017
As funny as the story appears, the lessons should not be lost on us all.

No matter your current status or seeming status, do not forget your humble beginnings!

The OP had the opportunity to make amends. You may not be as lucky!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by Kewt: 5:04pm On Apr 09, 2017
Waiting Patiently.. Nigerians may be unprepared for the rudest shock ever...

Someone else may emerge winner. ***sealed lips***

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Building Foundation for a 4 Bedroom Bungalow In The East by Kewt: 8:43am On Apr 09, 2017
Ferdinandu:
I did my 5 bedroom foundation to DPC level in the East at a cost of about 700k. All these guys calling millions for you, either they don't know what they
are saying or they are building contractors inflating cost in anticipation.



This is the most realistic estimate I have seen here. I agree with this.

To give a better insight, further estimates will do well to include estimated number of blocks to be used, cement, rods and labour cost and estimated number of days.

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Literature / Re: Jane's dilemma(A short story about love and double-dating)by Onojeta Grace by Kewt: 5:49pm On Apr 06, 2017
MhizGracie:
Continuation

The thought of what Lola must be going through at the hands of the blackbirds made me weep like a baby. I couldn't stay in Warri knowing that the only true friend I had was in trouble because of me, I knew I had to present myself to the blackbirds in order to save her. if I remained in hiding they would definitely harm her and I won't be able to forgive myself. I packed my bags that night with the intention of leaving the following morning, I was prepared to die at the hands of the blackbirds. I sobbed as I arranged my clothes neatly in my bag, I thought about my parents especially my mother. She would definitely commit suicide if anything happened to me, but at least I won't be alive to feel the guilt.

The next morning my mum walked into my room, she was surprised to see me all dressed up and ready to leave. "I have to go back—when dad wakes up tell him I've gone back to school." I tried as much as possible to hold back the tears that welled up in my eyes but trust Nigerian mothers, they always have a way of knowing when their children are hiding something.
"Are you okay?" she asked suspiciously
"Of course I am" I replied, faking a big smile.
She wasn't fooled a bit. "Jane, I'm your mother. if you can't tell me what you're going through, who will you tell?" there was sadness in her voice. I thought deeply about her words; if I couldn't tell her, who then will I tell? perhaps she wouldn't faint as I expected, maybe she would be strong enough to think of a way out for me. I broke down in tears and hugged her "Mum I've been a fool.. I didn't focus on my studies like I promised you and dad." I sniffed "And now—I'm in deep trouble because of it." She widened her eyes "What kind of trouble?!"
I made her sit on my bed before explaining everything to her in detail. She couldn't stop weeping "How could you hide such a thing from us? How do you think we would cope if we lost you? "
"I'm sorry mum, I was scared." I sobbed
"We need to tell your father right away! I don't care if we have to storm that school with the entire police force." She gripped my hand and dragged me all the way to my father. She explained everything to him in tears and he was shocked beyond words. He kept shaking his head and muttering things to himself. I felt quite relieved after my dad found out because I knew he was a highly connected man, maybe involving my parents wasn't a bad idea afterall.

After nearly three minutes of complete silence, my dad finally spoke.
"We're going to that school this morning—I need to speak with that incompetent VC, he must explain to me why he has allowed those cultists to roam the campus and threaten the lives of innocent students !" he barked adjusting his glasses which always fell down whenever he spoke angrily.
My parents and I arrived at the university campus at noon. My dad marched furiously to the VC's office while my mum and I followed him sheepishly. Knowing that he wouldn't be allowed into the office easily, he called the Vc's personal number. in no time, we were allowed in. After exchanging pleasantries with the VC my dad asked me to repeat everything I had said at home and I did so with trembling lips. The VC was shocked " I can't believe what I'm hearing. So you mean that things like this have been happening right under my nose?"
"Yes—you need to do something about it because if I lose my only child I will personally burn down this school!" my dad remarked furiously. 'he's just making mouth' I muttered inwardly
"Calm down George—you know you are my very good friend. your daughter is like my daughter. I will do everything in my power to protect her and her friends as well." he turned to me "Young lady, one of them is in jail right?" I nodded affirmatively "Good—he would be able to tell us the whereabouts of the other members of the cult and we would hunt them down before tomorrow runs out."
I felt like a heavy burden had been lifted off my shoulders. I was sure that the VC's plan would work but what if Chuks refused to cooperate? what if he refused to give out the name and addresses of the other blackbirds? The VC called the d.p.o of the ugbowo police station and I heard him telling him to ensure that Chuks is properly tortured until he revealed the details of his fellow cult members. My heart froze, I could imagine the pain he would go through and it was all my fault. I wanted God to strike me dead that moment because I felt that it was unfair for Chuks, Somto and Lola to suffer for my mistakes while I remained unharmed. Maybe if I was inflicted with some form of physical pain, I would feel less guilty.
My parents,the VC and I waited all afternoon for the D.p.o's call but it didn't come until about 4pm. The VC put the phone on loud speaker so we could hear what he had to say. My heart was pounding faster than an athlete who just completed a race.
"It was successful, we have the names and addresses of the other cultists. two of them stay at bdpa, three stay at Ekosodin and one stays in Hall 4."
My parents heaved a sigh of relief "So what next?" the Vc asked.
"We plan to raid their hostels first thing tomorrow morning." replied the d. p. o
I wasn't relieved, what if they killed Lola before then? they hadn't sent me any other message and that made me worried.

My parents and I passed the night at a a hotel somewhere in Ugbowo. I stayed awake all night worrying and praying to God. I begged him desperately to grant the police a successful operation. if Lola was saved and the blackbirds were in police custody, half of my problems would be solved. After a long night, morning finally came and I had mixed feelings. Fear, hope and a tiny bit of relief. I was told to remain in my hotel room by my parents and the d.p.o until the matter was resolved. I couldn't bathe or even brush my teeth that morning, I kept pacing up and down my room waiting for my parents to return and give me feedback. My mum came back alone at noon, she wore a gloomy face. My heart sank "What's the news?" I asked with trembling lips.
She shook her head and my heart skipped a beat. I held her hand "Mum please tell me what happened! Is Lola still alive?!"
"My daughter please be prepared for what you are about to see." I held my breath as she opened the door to let someone in "Lola! " I screamed joyfully. My friend was standing before me looking healthy and happy. I ran into her open arms and kept her locked in a warm embrace. "Thank God you're OK." I turned to my mum who was smiling deviously probably because she succeeded in fooling me for a moment. "You nearly gave me a heart attack!" I yelled playfully. She laughed and I hugged her in tears "Thank you so much mum—you saved me."
"It's nothing—I was just protecting my daughter like every mother would."
She narrated to me how the blackbirds were nabbed in their respective hostels, some were even asleep when the police arrived.She said my dad was discussing some important issues with the VC.
"Am I free to return to my hostel?" I asked curiously
"Yes but I can't let you go until I'm completely sure you're safe—I'm going to get us something to eat OK? "
I nodded. When she was out of sight, Lola drew closer to me and whispered "Aren't you going to check on Somto any time soon?"
"I will but first I need to get Chuks out of the mess he's in—I know he wasn't thinking straight when he shot Somto."
"I thought so too but there's nothing you can do for him or is there?"
I sighed "I really don't know—maybe I could convince my dad to help him." I muttered.
Later that evening, Lola returned to the hostel while I stayed back at the hotel with my parents. It was time for them to speak their mind. I received a furious tongue lashing from my dad. He kept going on and on about how I almost ruined my life because of my stupidity. My mum was furious as well but she didn't shout. She gave me a long emotional speech and I couldn't help but cry. I realized how selfish and insensitive I was and I was determined to give self-control a chance in my life.


EPILOGUE

After nearly two days of pleading, my dad finally agreed to have Chuks released because apparently, he was just an emotional wreck who was brainwashed by the blackbirds into joining them and seeking revenge for something so trivial, He was released after signing an undertaking. I went to see him after he was released to beg for forgiveness. He forgave me but refused to remain friends with me. He said he was going to stay as far away as possible from me till he graduated. I was a bit hurt but I understood his reasons. About a week later Somto finally regained consciousness and I went to see him as well. Just as I expected, he wasn't happy to See me. He said he wanted nothing to do with me after all I put him through so I had to write down my apology on a small paper which I slipped under his provisions before leaving. When I returned to my hostel that day, I cried my eyes out but I finally felt relief. it felt good to be free from all the lies, deceit and heartache and I wanted things to remain that way for as long as possible.



THE END!
THANKS FOR READING!!


Very interesting and suspense filled. Kudos OP... Every second spent reading ds was worth it

Nice conclusion also.
Technology Market / Re: Inverter Problems And Solutions by Kewt: 5:17pm On Apr 05, 2017
Hello Friends, my inverter ( 1.5kva) is always switching itself off with a continuous alarm and blinking of d 'mains' indicator.

It has become so regular now that I hardly use the inverter.

Please what could be the Problem?
Literature / Re: Jane's dilemma(A short story about love and double-dating)by Onojeta Grace by Kewt: 8:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
Please update the conclusive part of this story.. The suspense is killing...
I must say, you are a very talented writer..

Best regards.
Celebrities / Re: See What A Serving Corp Member Was Caught Doing With Friends At Lagos Beach by Kewt: 10:22am On Apr 02, 2017
And this crap made front page? Nairaland I weep for thee!

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Politics / Re: Why We Raided Peace Corps, Arrested Commandant, Others - Nigerian Police by Kewt: 10:48pm On Mar 01, 2017
Realdeals:
They are already a threat, imagine a Peace Corps officer threatening a civilian because he's on uniform.
Hundred of thousands of youth's has fallen victim of this Peace Corps scam, they recruit indiscrimately without bound by promising job upon payment of 40k not bothering about distribution across the states and are hoping of transferring the burden of salaries of the thousands recruit to FG.

@bolded reminds me of an over zealous guy just recruited into the so called Peace Corps and went to confront a serving military officer.

After he got into trouble, even his so called superiors failed to show up when summoned. Dude was left alone and was locked in d guard room for several days without food.

When he was released, he immediately became born again

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Car Talk / Re: Here’s Why You Should Never Drive Your Car On An Empty Tank by Kewt: 7:19am On Feb 14, 2017
This is nice. Very guilty of this. Thanks OP for sharing!

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Autos / Re: Registered Camry 2007 by Kewt: 12:14am On Feb 05, 2017
Where is the location please? I am highly interested. I would offer 1.2m upon inspection.
Thanks.
Phones / Re: Should I Go For Infinix Note 3 Or Infinix Hot S or Hot 4 Pro by Kewt: 6:47am On Feb 04, 2017
Informed users shd pls make Specific comparison between Note 3 and Hot 4 pro.... Am also interested

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