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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Lawyer Identifies Him As A Female (video) by khalids: 1:30pm On Apr 06
Ikjec:
That means we should start addressing him as Aunty Risky

or Aunty Risi
Politics / Re: FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by khalids: 12:38pm On Apr 06
These clowns just love spending our collective resources and wasting our time...

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Sports / Re: The Most Beautiful African Female Fans At The AFCON (Pictures) by khalids: 5:44pm On Jan 26
Is that why they went to the Nations CUp, to advertise goods and services.... angry angry angry angry
Car Talk / Re: You Shouldn’t Own A Car If You Are A Tenant — Financial Guru Advises Nigerians by khalids: 12:04pm On Jan 26
It's like social media...just gave all manners of dummies platform to be talking

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Politics / Re: UNILAG To Graduate 379 First Class Students At 54th Convocation by khalids: 4:54pm On Jan 10
Lifeinlight:
Absolutely
Unilag is quite easy. A strong 2.1 in LASU is definitely a first-class in Unilag
Dey play......

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Politics / Re: EFCC Seeks Laws Against Unexplained Wealth by khalids: 12:00pm On Dec 16, 2023
ivandragon:
This is long over due and if abused, would help in the fight against corruption.

But to give it even more oomph, it should be linked to tax remittance. So, even if your wealth can somehow be explained (thieving politicians) do you pay the correct taxes?

You can't have assets worth billions of naira and be paying income tax of 60k per annum.

I can tell you for free....this law will only be used to harass everyday Nigerians...Police go stop you and carry go their office and waste your time under the guise of your need to show the source of any expensive thing in your possession...it will be used to fustrate you until you drop something.

If the politician is a member of the ruling party nobody go touch am....


We have enough laws to check all these things the problem is selective implementation or non implementation
Career / Re: I Received My First Salary Today (PHOTO) by khalids: 6:43pm On Dec 05, 2023
Bro...Tell me you are on a joke thing....
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Shakes Hands To Greet Davido As He Lands In Lagos by khalids: 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2023
See ehh...men life dey simple...........But women...
This is the work women know how to do...creating division because of stupid ego.....

The same thing happened in the Garden of Eden

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Car Talk / Re: After Learning Driving On Youtube Channels, I'm About To Pick Up A Driving Job by khalids: 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2023
havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Let me answer your question like this...

If your doctor told you he learned how to do surgery on youtube will you allow him to operate on you...

My friend will you go to driving school and learn real practical.....Driving requires practice not theoretical talk..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by khalids: 5:10pm On Nov 05, 2023
For people who keep defending rubbish....

I ask them...if you are in front of God Almighty, will you be able to say what you are saying right now...
Politics / Re: Reasons Why Lawmakers Rejected “Made In Nigeria Cars” With Chinese Material by khalids: 5:36pm On Nov 03, 2023
Interesting...so you can give contract to china to build our roads...buy Chinese train for the masses....even build Chinese auto company...

But you no fit use Chinese made car......its okay

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Health / Re: Video Of Nwoko Eric, The Driver Who Donated His Kidney To His Boss' Brother by khalids: 1:20pm On Oct 25, 2023
This one na advanced Kidney fraud.......Obtaining Kidney by trick...

This na yahoo advanced....

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Family / Re: My Wife Constantly Denies Me Sex by khalids: 10:21pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ogalanyaidi:
I have been married for a little under 2 years. During out courtship, my wife and I were very intimate. Later on, she became pregnant and we welcomed a child but since then, our sex live has never recovered till date. My wife is currently pregnant but the denial didn't start today.

She does everything possible to prevent us from having sex, from laying our child on our bed instead of the court to cleaning or watching movies in the lounge room whenever I am in the room, she will then reenter the bedroom when i am asleep. The last time, she said that I don't do enough to get her arose and that if I want sex I have to earn it. She suggested that I have to start in the morning by being nice to her so when it's night, I would have been able to get her arose.

I work an average of two shifts everyday, and sleep at home maybe 3 nights a week so I can pay our mortgage and other bills as she barely works due to having to look after our child.

This same bullshit women keep doing....trying to turn men into dummies in their own house..

Just imagine, saying your husband who is providing for the whole family needs to earn the right to sleep with you, just see nonsense...

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Religion / Re: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by khalids: 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2023
Ensa777:
Are those courses from a witchcraft group or a Christian family?
Look at the things cursing out someone.

Someone should tell them that they are over zealous religous charlatans and not a Christian family.


There is a saying
If you squeeze an orange you get orange juice....if you squeeze an apple you get apple juice.....You cant squeeze an orange and get apple juice

These people are showing us exactly what they are made of with what comes out of their mouths....People spewing curses and insults in the name of being Christians, need to check themselves again, because by their fruits they are advertising something else entirely
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Tests New Nuclear Bombs As A Warning To Russia (Photos) by khalids: 9:02pm On Oct 21, 2023
Armaggedon:
Climate change hoax has ended. Lol

Bless you for this statement,....them sabi shift goal post once something is not in their favor....
After all the noise of save the environment, reduce greenhouse gasses, stop the use of fossil fuel
..
Small cough by Russia them don dey test nuclear bomb....now them no send the climate...after them don spoil the whole climate, dem come Africa dey preach nonsense to us

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Fashion / Re: The New Fashion Trend For Men ? by khalids: 3:54pm On Oct 17, 2023
what manner of fuckery is this....
Celebrities / Re: Skales Cries Out As EFCC Officials Break Into His House At Night by khalids: 6:05pm On Oct 10, 2023
This process of breaking into someone's house unannouce will get these operatives killed one day....No one expects law agencies to be breaking into houses at night, that na trademark of armed robbers and person fit go accidentally off then thinking his house is being invaded....

Let them do things the right way..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gender Debate: A Man Is A Man, A Woman Is A Woman - UK Prime Minister, Sunak by khalids: 8:47pm On Oct 06, 2023
Them eye don dey clear small, small.....I just look all of them and their nonsense LGBTQ+...

There is nothing new under the sun...make all man understand themselves and not be misled...Last last everybody go get sense
Romance / Re: What's Your Opinion About Splitting Bills With Your Partner? by khalids: 2:52pm On Sep 29, 2023
From the gist of all this.....people are not in marriage for love.... dem dey find who dem go dump all their problems on.

When you love someone, you want to do everything and anything for them, you want them to be comfortable, you want them to be happy, and you want them to live their best life.....

So a scenario where a bill needs to be paid, every man who loves his family will do everything in his power to pay his bills fully, but also a loving wife will see the efforts of her man and do all she can to support him...

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by khalids: 12:42am On Sep 28, 2023
Dating is suppose to be a period of interacting and getting to know each other...taking someone out is to provide a comfortable environment for that interaction...

So if one party is making an effort fo bring you to a comfortable environment in other for you both to interact, the least you can do is to at least behave yourself....

If you are not interested in getting to interact and know the other person, then why are you there....

That whole phone nonsense, is some level of disrespect...

Just tell me you are not interested and dont waste my time and money...
Family / Re: The Woman My Husband Left Me For Is Pregnant And I'm Not Handling It Well by khalids: 5:56pm On Sep 11, 2023
People saying the guy na bad guy....did they miss the part where he said they should adopt or have a surrogate and the wife flared up..

Or the part where she said she is not ready for sex and that he can go and get it outside.

All this to a man who waited patiently with her for 14yrs..

Its alright...

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Family / Re: My Woman Wants A Blood Covenant by khalids: 12:08pm On Sep 05, 2023
You dey date woman wey dey ask for blood covenant.....is that not a red flag

Oga you better run.....Na so devil dey always use women take destroy men.....Oga run o run
Romance / Re: 8 Mistakes Of Many Men In Marriage by khalids: 2:59pm On Sep 03, 2023
All this one people dey talk for here, na story...just pray to meet the right woman....If you meet Ogbanje, if you like be the best man possible them go Bleep you up.....

Just live your life and hold on to God, so we can return back to our place of glory.....Make we no forget say na woman matter commot us from the Garden in the first place...make all man rest

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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by khalids: 2:22pm On Sep 03, 2023
Where the beauty.....

You are picking Isolated few places and using them to generalize PH..
You pick some fly over bridge, Golf estate, Pleasure Park, one roundabout, then you conclude PH as beautiful...Senior man, park well
Family / Re: His Wife Went For Omugo In Uk And Refuses To Come Back by khalids: 8:55pm On Aug 31, 2023
Aonkuuse:
You know nothing..... no woman leaves a man who treats her well?? which part of the world are you from?? very stupid statement.

So you never heard statements like he is too caring, he's weak, bra bra..... One thing i know is, 80% of women are unpredictable, she will prefer a cheater and abuser for extravagant lifestyle to a loving and caring man

Make we leave women matter....people wey dem give the whole garden of Eden, them still dey eye small apple wey dey ontop tree....They are never satisfied and rarely know what they really want.....

Men should just live their lives....when time reach them eye go clear....

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Romance / Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by khalids: 12:04pm On Aug 20, 2023
And this made front page....
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Reconciled With Her Husband On His Sick Bed The Same Day He Died by khalids: 11:52am On Aug 20, 2023
merits:
WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree.

Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This implies that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it is most likely a gift from someone. The question is, why then can't Monkey climb banana tree, but can climb the tallest trees in the forest? Hence, the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

This little analogy is full of divine message to the right thinking human being. In the journey of life, there are several things you like but will never be achieved unless you are given by God Almighty. Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy.

May His mercy continue to abide in, and with everyone of us forever.

Good morning, children of God and happy weekend.

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Ask Their Women For Money When They Are Broke?� by khalids: 3:20pm On Aug 01, 2023
Because that is the quickest way to loose all respect...

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by khalids: 3:17pm On Jul 29, 2023
She ate their future...........

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Didn't Bargain For Current Hardship - Gani Adams Fires Tinubu by khalids: 9:39am On Jul 23, 2023
Taylor90:


Did you read where I said removing subsidies without planning

Abi you dey junction dey chop corn

Best reply i have seen all day...epic

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Politics / Re: US And UK’s Interest Threatened By A Kleptocratic Ruling Class - Chatham House by khalids: 11:15am On Jul 21, 2023
I laugh at those waiting for the US and UK to do anything about the kleptocracy tendencies of some leaders. Especially when majority of those funds end up in their economy...

Just imagine that you are a businessman and you have a friend who keeps money with you for a long period.
And you actually have his consent to use that money when you want provided you make it available when he needs it.

Now that you shop in Alaba that you could only stock with just a few thousand naira goods can now be stocked with millions of naira worth of goods...Why will you care where he is getting his money from...that problem is between him and the people who he is getting the money from.

So I ask again why will the US and UK want to checkmate your leaders when they are also benefitting from it...
Education / Re: Gender Switch Day In Delta State University - DELSU (Video) by khalids: 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2023
This is how it starts....nonesense

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