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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Brother, Adewale, Helps A Follower With His N175k Project Fee by kuchikau: 4:26pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Timaya With Dija For GloMegaMusic Tour (Photos) by kuchikau: 4:25pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Crime / Re: Lady Who Wrote JAMB Kidnapped In Kano After Her Examination. Photos by kuchikau: 4:25pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Religion / Re: Lady Gives Birth At Joshua Iginla's Church In Abuja, Receives N200k From Pastor by kuchikau: 4:24pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Crime / Re: Mother Dumps Newborn Baby In Gutter In Benue, Baby Dies After Rainfall (Graphic) by kuchikau: 4:23pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Education / Re: SOS Appeal To JAMB As A Centre In Ikorodu Shuts Down Systems Before Time(video) by kuchikau: 4:22pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Business / Re: Appeal Court Orders CBN To Account For Cecilia Ibru’s Assets by kuchikau: 4:22pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Family / Re: Females In Nigeria (F.I.N) Facebook Member, Nags Husband To Death by kuchikau: 4:21pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Celebrities / Re: Irene Onwuka Unveils "Giving Peace A Chance", Children Book (Video) by kuchikau: 4:20pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Education / Re: Fake Hushpuppi Defrauds Student Of His Tuition Fee On Twitter by kuchikau: 4:19pm On May 16, 2017
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

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Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by kuchikau: 4:18pm On May 16, 2017
cutedharmee:

Iya e ashawo, iyalaya e ashawo, iyalaya iya e ashawo, iponrinmaponpon e ashawo.
oloshooooooo!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 4:15pm On May 16, 2017
Nma27:
Stupid question! Don't even bother marrying a woman that menstruates OK...mtcheeew
let me rephrase my question: blood dey comot from ur dirty smelling toto every 28 days?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 4:12pm On May 16, 2017
nuelyoyo:
my guy, Nairaland own is small, Facebook own is worse, if a lady just post her pics, come and see the way guys would be masturbating over the pics. Giving undue and flattery praise just to get attention. It really pisses me off. I compliment ladies, but u will know when guys are overdoing it.
jesus! And dis girl takes advantage of that and commit many destinies to d wastebin.
Family / Re: Can Someone Who Decides To Live A Single And Childless Life Be Happy? by kuchikau: 4:09pm On May 16, 2017
Coldfeets:


Nnaaa mehn, to God, the thing taya me no be small. lipsrsealed
no be only u. These boys are so stupid.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 4:08pm On May 16, 2017
ibson99:
are you gay or something?
receive d message, forsake d messenger.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 4:07pm On May 16, 2017
jieta:
you don't need to remind me, i have learnt my lesson in the hard way.
correct bro, nairalanders fvck boys will need ur wealth of experience.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 4:05pm On May 16, 2017
Nma27:
You are on your own... Woman hater. Asking questions his father and great grand father did not ask. You must prefer your fellow man...mtcheeew
do u menstruate?
Music/Radio / Re: Princess Vitarah: "I Want 20 Inches Dick" (Video) by kuchikau: 4:03pm On May 16, 2017
MediumStout:


We don her mr GAY-briel undecided
get sense na!
NYSC / Re: How Do I Skip NYSC? by kuchikau: 3:56pm On May 16, 2017
richie9093:


Afternoon, bruh, pls can you put me through on how you did it with this whole biometric brouhaha? I've sent you a pm already.

I'm furthering my education this year and I can't allow NYSC hold me back otherwise I'll lose the admission.

slinkman:
you have to be really convincing, no Nigerian will turn away money, your presence there isn't really doing anything for them there..
bro, pls i have a challenge. Am currently serving (stream 1) but i got to go 4 my msc abroad by august. My Li cant do a tin about it because clearance is done by biometric. Wat ur advice?
NYSC / Re: How Do I Skip NYSC? by kuchikau: 3:28pm On May 16, 2017
holysainbj:

You know u could have still made sense without calling anyone names? must u call people goat cuz they have an idea different from yours? that's by d way....
Sire, its an excuse for going AWOL, time wasted can never be recovered, can u even listen to yourself?? ok lemme leave u with this question, would u willingly have an extra year in school and feel ok about it?
slinkman:
you have to be really convincing, no Nigerian will turn away money, your presence there isn't really doing anything for them there..
bro, pls i have a challenge. Am currently serving (stream 1) but i got to go 4 my msc abroad by august. My Li cant do a tin about it because clearance is done by biometric. Wat ur advice?
NYSC / Re: How Do I Skip NYSC? by kuchikau: 3:27pm On May 16, 2017
slinkman:
you have to be really convincing, no Nigerian will turn away money, your presence there isn't really doing anything for them there..
bro, pls i have a challenge. Am currently serving (stream 1) but i got to go 4 my msc abroad by august. My Li cant do a tin about it because clearance is done by biometric. Wat ur advice?
NYSC / Re: How Do I Skip NYSC? by kuchikau: 3:10pm On May 16, 2017
I don't want to waste that one year serving any country.

Let's say I'm leaving country sha.

How do I get my certificate, please?
u ve already served. Why being stupid?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 3:07pm On May 16, 2017
tonytony208:


The prayer should be for you. You are the one sounding like you have no sense
fvck off my mention. Small stupid boy!
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Marvis Rocks Fulani Attire (Photos) by kuchikau: 2:53pm On May 16, 2017
cashreport:


Laughed for over 10mins
.this kind website with a manners of human beings grin grin grin grin
he who has ears, let him hear.
Politics / Re: Babangida Sent A Bag Of Money To Buhari In 1988 - Biographer Reveals What He Did by kuchikau: 2:52pm On May 16, 2017
[quote author=julimax post=56574854][/quote] u lick menstral blood abi?
Family / Re: Can Someone Who Decides To Live A Single And Childless Life Be Happy? by kuchikau: 2:51pm On May 16, 2017
oluking:

emm you are gay undecided
attackt d message not d messenger.

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Politics / Re: FFK: If Anything Happens To Buhari, Osinbajo Will Take Over, Nothing Will Happen by kuchikau: 2:50pm On May 16, 2017
omooba969:


Another miserable brother! grin

What has your comment got to do with the subject matter? undecided
ur offspring shall be miserable.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 2:49pm On May 16, 2017
jieta:
na konji dey cause am.
discipline ur self. Check d story of fallen great men.
Family / Re: Can Someone Who Decides To Live A Single And Childless Life Be Happy? by kuchikau: 2:48pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

Back to u, I quoted u once on dis post.
You have a problem!
What are they saying? And what are u saying. My friend #GETOUTTAHERE
u will learn d hardway.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Damien Hirst Accused Of Plagiarizing Nigerian Ile-Ife Ancient Sculpture by kuchikau: 2:46pm On May 16, 2017
tonytony208:


If your mother didn't menstrate and wet her dirty smelling pants, you won't be alive today.
receive sense. IJN.

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