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Crime / Re: Nollywood Actor Part Of The 80-man Criminal? by lavita2(f): 4:17pm On Aug 23, 2019
Have fun with it
Kingosytex:
Ok, i have seen it, what next?
Crime / Re: Nollywood Actor Part Of The 80-man Criminal? by lavita2(f): 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2019
His instagram account shows he frequents the US too.
https://www.instagram.com/sammylee4u/?hl=en

Crime / Nollywood Actor Part Of The 80-man Criminal? by lavita2(f): 4:06pm On Aug 23, 2019
Looking at the names as released by the FBI, I can't help but notice the name of nollywood actor "samuel nnamdi onwuasoanya". A google search reveals that the actor is also known "sammy Lee" which corroborates what's listed on on the FBI documents.
https://www.nairaland.com/5375178/full-list-nigerians-indicted-1.1b

Health / Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by lavita2(f): 4:39pm On Nov 04, 2014
As prof800 stated, results might have been contaminated by a number of factors. have you thought about seeking a second opinion? Though I don't think these results are very bad, I think you can do no harm eating healthily to boost your body functions. Walnuts and Bananas are fruits that have been known to boost sperm count. Good luck.
Romance / Re: 32 Years Old & Never Had A Girlfriend by lavita2(f): 8:05pm On Aug 29, 2014
lastchild: Lol... Look at who's correcting someone come fall his own hand big time, just read what you wrote


"Your not having had a girlfriend" this is ridiculous,
lmao..your english teacher did a bad job with you..take heart bro.. You are already irredeemably bad at it.
Romance / Re: 32 Years Old & Never Had A Girlfriend by lavita2(f): 7:58pm On Aug 29, 2014
lastchild: Lol... Look at who's correcting someone come fall his own hand big time, just read what you wrote


"Your not having had a girlfriend" this is ridiculous,
lmao..your english teacher did a bad job with you..take heart pal..
Romance / Re: 32 Years Old & Never Had A Girlfriend by lavita2(f): 6:59pm On Aug 29, 2014
lastchild: yes,it was even worse then,many who read this may think am ugly,Lol.. People actually get surprise when I tell them because am actually cute

Your not having had a girlfriend might be due to the way your spell. Using 'am' instead of 'I'm' smacks of gross immaturity. No offence. wink
Education / Re: Nobel Laureate Joins Covenant University Faculty by lavita2(f): 6:13pm On Jul 11, 2014
lawrenzez: if u have nothing to say pls keep shut ai! cool

he he..the truth is pricking you in the bumbum.. grin
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Rev. Chris Okotie’s 56th Birthday by lavita2(f): 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2014
All the men who attend this man's church had better held on firmly to their wives bikonu. He looks sneaky.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Analyst – IARCS Job At KPMG Nigeria-2014 by lavita2(f): 3:47pm On Jul 11, 2014
Oh KPMG...I'd never understand your bringing out vacancies every minute here and there. You recruit per second. Is it that your policies aren't good enough to retain the best candidates that you almost always attract but can't retain?
Education / Re: Nobel Laureate Joins Covenant University Faculty by lavita2(f): 3:38pm On Jul 11, 2014
lol..Covenant University and desperation go hand in hand...A cursory glance at her faculty members quickly reveals under-qualified fellows at the helm of affairs. Don't be fooled by all their antics folks. They are not worth more than the tag - a glorified secondary school.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Abandons Fani-Kayode Money Laundering Case by lavita2(f): 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2014
Jonathan's government becomes more of a joke everyday. Shame.

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by lavita2(f): 12:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
naijadeyhia: How many times can a man die. Is it a coincidence that the Agagu died the second time of the same industry he failed to sanitize when he was aviation minister?

Karma is such a B>>>>>

Copy cat..and/or callous being.

You either lifted this off his wikipedia page or you were the one callous statements who wrote these statements on his wikipedia page.

Either way, you need cleansing.
Entertainment / Re: Lilien, Klint-Da-Drunk's Wife New Pictures by lavita2(f): 5:50pm On Aug 07, 2013
All I want is your ... lipsrsealed
Family / Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by lavita2(f): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2013
Monday: We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Chuka . Today I made moin moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. D moin moin turned out fine though.

Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them. I think it was the salad.
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Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming d rice'. So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved d rice anyhow.

Thursday: Today Chuka asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.' I hunted all over the place for a garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. CHUKA came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive.

Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday: Chuka went shoppin today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why me? Why me?

A friend sent it to me. LMAO
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is So Special About January 1st? by lavita2(f): 8:39pm On Dec 31, 2012
Well, to me January 1st presents a new beginning. A chance to look back and say 'oh, I messed last year and I am going to improve this year'. It presents a renewed strength and vigour to pursue that dream of mine. I look forward to 2013. Have a properous year Fellow Nairalanders. wink

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Culture / Re: Port Harcourt Carnival Pictures 2012 by lavita2(f): 5:00pm On Dec 24, 2012
I miss those days when our local culture amounted to something. sad

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Are We This Terrible?: Video by lavita2(f): 1:04am On Dec 06, 2012
Mehn..This ish is the ish grin... So this problem is a global pandemic shocked. Very descriptive of my girlfriend. However, once you 'manage' these kind of women, they are the most loving of all. Talking from experience wink

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Islam for Muslims / Re: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by lavita2(f): 8:21pm On Nov 28, 2012
alhamdulillahi rabbil alameen

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Spends £100,000 (N26m) To Send Nigerian Student To Oxford University by lavita2(f): 5:22pm On Nov 19, 2012
Commendable act by TB Joshua... I hereby take back all negative thoughts and insinuations. If I were to ever step inside a church again (however minute the chance might be), it is definitely the SCOAN.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of Python Killed In A Flooded House In Yenagoa by lavita2(f): 10:07pm On Oct 19, 2012
photoshop undecided
Business / Re: Why Is It Difficult for Nigerians To Pay For Services Rendered? by lavita2(f): 6:42pm On Oct 14, 2012
Nigerians generally believe na dem sabi pass. Na them sharp pass. An annoying trait.
Religion / Re: Is It Sinful To Wear Trousers As A Christian Lady? by lavita2(f): 4:01pm On Oct 06, 2012
yet, some people would say the bible is a book devoid of ambiguity and a standard for moral leaving. smh. embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Oba Of Benin Honours 2face, Uti Nwachukwu, Others by lavita2(f): 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2012
what's with the dark shades na? undecided
Sports / Re: Kano Pillars Win 2012 NPL Title by lavita2(f): 1:05pm On Sep 07, 2012
wow! so the NPL is still alive? who would have thunk it?!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Angry Over Leakage Of Patience's Illness by lavita2(f): 5:38pm On Sep 05, 2012
Abati must feel foolish now.

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Food / Re: Bakers Apologise For Increasing Price Of Bread by lavita2(f): 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2012
so?
Romance / . by lavita2(f): 7:15pm On Sep 04, 2012
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Family / Re: HELP; My Past Life Is Fast Coming After Me by lavita2(f): 8:56pm On Sep 03, 2012
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Religion / Re: The Rapture Of The Saints Would Have Taken Place In June 2012. by lavita2(f): 12:10pm On Sep 02, 2012
I have this for countless number of times. why una dey recycle old rumours na? angry
Politics / Re: Electricity Will Drop By 300MW After Rainy Season – NERC by lavita2(f): 10:40am On Aug 27, 2012
airfinance: E Gbami O: 1. Crude Oil production/day - 2.5M barrels
2. Current Price = $113/barrel
3. Daily Sales = 2.5M x 113 = $282.5million
4. Monthly Sales = 282.5M x 30days = $8.475billion
5. Yearly Sales = $8.475billion x 12 = $101.7billion
6. Naira Equivalent = 101.7billion x #160 = 16.272trillion naira per year.
7. Nigeria's budget for 2012 = 4.5trillion naira.
Now d question is: Where is d surplus going?!
Analysis by Femi Falana (Lagos lawyer/Activist on Channels Tv).
PLS USE UR FREE SMS TO PASS ON THIS ENLIGHTENMENT ON TO OTHER NIGERIANS 4 US 2 FIGHT 4 FREEDOM FRM ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL BONDAGE.
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Bro, I am critical of this present administration too but I'd like us to use our obective reasoning when criticising. If you did basic economics in school, you'd have realised that there is something called selling price, cost price and profit. What u have there is the selling price of our crude oil. Apart from that, the PROFIT accrued is usually shared between the 3 tiers of Government. Pls take whatever Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode says with a pince of salt. I have never in my life seen such a two-timing liar . He's a shame to the Yoruba race.

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