Omicron007:
The phonebook or contact list of a phone contains names or nicks of family, friends, loved ones or business clients.

However, taking a glance through someone's contact list can make someone laugh based on the names used to store the contacts.

I have seen funny names in phones such as 'Shawarma Guy', 'Urgent 2K', 'Amadioha' etc.


What is the weirdest name you have used to save someone's contact?

sped1oro:
It’s been reported again that she has resurrected and the burial is on hold at the moment

patrickmuf:
Some of us never really thought Sancho was the shit. I never saw him as an upgrade on Greenwood on the right sight and on the left where he drifts most times, we had Rashford and Martial whom I felt should have been made to fight it out for that position.

Some may say it's early days but Sancho has not shown enough promise.

elampiro:
When I said this new coach description of his tactics shows that he plays like Moyes and that I didn't think we got a good coach fitting Manchester United, did that not imply that Moyes was not okay for us? This Lekkie073 and Illimitable were the ones who twisted my words. I said it clearly that this man appears to play like Moyes from his own description of his tactics. I can go dig up my posts.

elampiro:



I have not been looking forward to our matches right from the very first few days this man was hired. After listening to him talk about his own style of play, I saw him as talking of same pattern as David Moyes. Currently he does not only talk of it, he plays like Moyes. But he set up his team worse than Moyes. We had 3 or 4 players in defence/midfield area trying to find the rest 6 or 7 all in the final third. So when we lose the ball trying to do that, we are outnumbered in our own third.

Let him try this vs Man City.

MisterKings:
I woke up and tried to on my gen. I took away the nylon I use in covering it and lo and behold this is what I saw. This country is no longer safe.

I feel terrible

Abeg chat me if you know any correct babalawo. I no won let this one slide, no be for this economy

Ibime:
Why did Smith Rowe have to score na. He's a major differential

patrickmuf:
You are fast drifting towards a position where you'll stay ignored...

Neymar1095:

The guy literally just brought out only Goal stats for two DMs. Did you see any other contribution apart from goal stats?

Neymar1095:

Somebody brought out Goals to say one defensive midfielder is better than another and you foolishly are saying he won the argument. Are you dense or what?

patrickmuf:
Roma and Leicester are not comparable in a bit, Roma are a regular top 4 team while Leicester City...

At this point, I'll leave you to your opinion...I know when someone is deliberately stubborn in a bit to win an argument, it's the exact point I quit...

patrickmuf:
Lol closet Ole fan boy...

Rangnick has just joined, I'll wait for him to coach the players for at least 10 - 15 games before I draw conclusions. Also, he has the January transfer window to add a player or two to the squad...I don't just complain for complaining sake, you can go check my stance when VAn Gaal, Mourinho and Ole joined us...

patrickmuf:
You are obviously a fan...So all the folks that have dropped their opinions, you didn't see them na me you dey wait for...

All this online stans sef...I no dey even notice you for here but you carry my matter for head like gele...You will be fine in the long run.

patrickmuf:
I love this one...

HolyMonks:
So harmattan have been disturbing for a while now.
This early morning I went for jogging na so I see this cobra oo.
Omo I use stone tear him head

Cc lala
Abeg I dey use this cobra they wish you and all narialand happy December and Xmas in advance.

Trevor012:

You are a useless hypocrite. Thunder will fire you for ever criticising my darling Sir Ole for letting Lukaku go . You are not normal

raumdeuter:
The same Mendy that was saying he should win Balon dor

I laugh in Okokomaiko

raumdeuter:


I agree with you, what else do they want from Carrick Villareal Chelsea Arsenal no loss

elampiro:


McTominay will not bench Scholes.

elampiro:


Where I am is better than where you are. Let that sink into you. You and I had a similar argument when we bought Pogba. You felt Pogna was Iniesta+Xavi 3.0. But to confirm my initial worry about him, Pogba has struggled ever since. When is he going to win the EPL player of the year?

In case you may know, I also express worry when Moyes was hired. But it was this same thread that people gave their analysis that Moyes was doing well at Everton based on low budget, and in that circumstance it was an okay decision. But soon they turned against Moyes.

I have given my opinion, so go and sleep

Illimitable:


Elampiro is a special breed.

As far as he’s concerned, Moyes is better than Pep.

elampiro:


What is Rangnick's coach of the month/year awards.

Moyes won the lower league too.

You even miss the point. I am not comparing the two. Just saying that based on criteria, this man is not qualified to coach Man United. He is only an upgrade on Carrick.

elampiro:


Moyes has this


Preston North End



LMA Manager of the Year: 2002–03, 2004–05, 2008–09[110]
Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2002, September 2004, January 2006, February 2008, February 2009, January 2010, March 2010, October 2010, September 2012, March 2013

elampiro:
This is what I saw that I kind of doubt. He has been winning only half of his matches

patrickmuf:
Oga seriousness I don hear you...

patrickmuf:
Do you control over what I post? Why make it your business?

patrickmuf:
Cry, e nor concern me...

patrickmuf:
You can as well not drop a comment here because it's useless...

patrickmuf:
Is that why you shy away from dropping your opinions?

You should man up son.