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Politics / Re: Where In Lagos Is This (picture) by lilyheaven: 11:25pm On Apr 14
You are talking about fire,
No ventilation to start with.
Why would a human being pay house rent to live in such a prison yard
Zulu11zulu:
this place need to demolish to save my igbo brothers if 🔥 break out here na disasters.
Family / Re: My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 4:51pm On Apr 04
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kelechi009:


That is your future husband, you better take him seriously.

Someone serious boyfriend
Family / Re: My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 5:02pm On Apr 03
Just enjoying my shell
illicit:
So u are celibate?
Family / Re: My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 5:01pm On Apr 03
😉
illicit:
So u are celibate?
Family / Re: My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 4:59pm On Apr 03
Yes ,
Biglittlelois:
A problem free life.
Family / Re: My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 4:43pm On Apr 03
But peaceful
Gift96:
SOCIALLY AWKWARD
Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by lilyheaven: 7:16pm On Apr 02
😀😀
thesicilian:

Even if he says it in Queen's English, he'll still not make sense.
He's embarrassed because his fellow Nigerians are speaking pigin English, the same pigin English that other foreigners are dying to learn. But he won't be embarrassed to see Russians or Chinese speaking their own version of English language.
The guy is lost

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Food / Re: I Don't Buy Rice: I Process The Rice That I Eat by myself (pictures/video) by lilyheaven: 3:08pm On Apr 01
Yes
People don’t go to farm again to avoid untimely death
Ashirioluwa:


You’re partially right, the fear of the Fulani boys or kidnappers is another reason.

Most people who started commercial farming few years ago abandoned this great dream because of the above reason.

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Food / Re: I Don't Buy Rice: I Process The Rice That I Eat by myself (pictures/video) by lilyheaven: 3:05pm On Apr 01
Yes, but you will have to water it Day in and out, because rice needs a swampy area to strive.
richiemcgold:
I'm wondering if it's possible to grow rice in a small space like backyard

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Family / My Direction For The Past Two Years by lilyheaven: 12:29pm On Apr 01
I just drive to work, do my duties, enter mall, buy whatever I want, come back home.
Most times, I do online shopping.
if I’m chatting with you online and you like miscommunication, I will Leave you, I don’t have strength to argue.
If I come to nairaland , and meet these human beings that like insulting each other, as if they will win award on the “best online insultee. “. I don’t bother reading their post, I will just jump over.

I watch tv , play games and sleep.
I don’t like entertaining visitors, and I don’t like visiting anyone.

I haven’t looked for anyone problems neither has anyone looked for mine.

My male neighbor , keeps coming to my door to ask for what is not obtainable, can I have this, can I have that.
Then he said, can you follow me to my church for a service?
I said I’m not interested in going anywhere that won’t earn me money 😃
He said he just wants to see me out... but I’m comfortable , not complaining .
He seems nice, but I i don’t want unnecessary distractions and headache from human beings.

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Travel / Re: What Is With The Inflated Ego Of Nigerians Who Relocate Abroad by lilyheaven: 9:49am On Mar 31
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perfectsusanoo:
Then wat about people that own an expensive phone and think they are THE ELOHIM.
Africans and indians are wired differently.
Religion / Re: CAN Says Nigerians Should Celebrate Easter With Fasting, Prayer by lilyheaven: 9:08pm On Mar 30
🙏
Paraman:
I will fast till 12 for Nigeria and myself.

May Nigeria keep on favouring Nigerians
Travel / Re: Man Reveals Harsh Living Conditions Of Asylum Seekers In Portugal (video) by lilyheaven: 8:12pm On Mar 28
My grandpa once said heaven is white man land 🤪🤪 so my fellow countryman will rather sleep on the street of a white man, than sleep in a flat in Africa.
Tjra:

Are you for real? shocked

Poverty of the mind is truly real.
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Mothers Always Use This Word On Their Male Children by lilyheaven: 11:33pm On Mar 24
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Politics / Re: Okuama Massacre: The Untold Story by lilyheaven: 11:58am On Mar 23
Exactly!
Same thing, a still voice has been saying to my ear. T
nony43:
Matter way drag LT colonel, two majors and a captain, with 12 soldiers out is not ordinary peace keeping this must be bunkering gone wrong.

Health / Re: Can’t Sustain My Family With It – Nigerian Nurse In The UK Earning N5.3 Million by lilyheaven: 12:38pm On Mar 22
Let them stay there ooo
We have people that are still looking for job, they have refused to employ.
I don’t even like all these jappa restrictions,
any one that wants to jappa should be encouraged,, but they must resign first, not eating euro and naira at the same time, blocking job opportunities for others.
Burruchaga71:
Then come back home nah

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Politics / Re: Bandits Open Fire In A Market In Niger State, Killing Many People by lilyheaven: 12:19pm On Mar 22
Ezego, I didn’t ask you to cry ooo
Ezeego1:


Okay I'm mourning our soldiers killed in Okuama community 😭😭😭😭
Politics / Re: Bandits Open Fire In A Market In Niger State, Killing Many People by lilyheaven: 9:19am On Mar 22
Please don’t laugh about this,
We don’t hear about them taking a drastic step up north, if it’s anywhere around south , they will raze down buildings kill our boys, women and children abduct innocent youths.
Ezeego1:

Where's Nigerian Army?

Oya go and raze down the whole village 😂😂😂

Bunch of scallywags
Politics / Re: Solders’ Killing: Troops Won’t Leave Creeks Until Culprits Are Caught – Army by lilyheaven: 8:35am On Mar 22
This soldiers want to take over our oil creek
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Wife Welcome Baby Girl, Chidera Thando Ike by lilyheaven: 10:04pm On Mar 21
You statement brought Tonto Dike to mind.
Coolsat:
His marriage to this woman is still going smoothly, maybe the ex-wife was lying . I fear that gender

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Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by lilyheaven: 8:49am On Mar 20
Where I reside no
zhike:

Do learners receive free lunch at school daily?
Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by lilyheaven: 12:48am On Mar 20
I’m living in Nigeria, not South Africa.
zhike:

What about at school because here at south africa all learners receive free cup of milk every day.
Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by lilyheaven: 10:04pm On Mar 19
😂😂
Kobojunkie:
Yet we are told that you have been diagnosed lactose intolerant, how come? grin

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Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by lilyheaven: 9:59pm On Mar 19
In my three decades on earth, I have never seen fresh cow milk, let alone of drinking it.
I only see it on tv.
RenaissanceGuy:
That's not true. It's simply because of cost factor and also because of non-existence of direct-purchase of milk from farmers. If a liter of milk (where does the market for that even exist?) sells for ₦500, poor people's children, for example, would be taking a jug of milk to school everyday. Our agriculture value chain is still very underdeveloped. So, people can only access milk by buying already processed ones in sealed cans or in sachet powdered form, unlike in America where as far back as 70 years ago, fresh milk suppliers go from house to house delivering milk to customers.

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Romance / Re: Baby Seen 'thinking' Few Moments After He Was Born In Nigeria by lilyheaven: 10:19pm On Mar 15
They didn’t, 😂
I have delivered a baby that kept both hands on her head.
All the medical team on duty that day just made fun of the baby, but that was Buhari Tenure, I wonder what they would have said at this era.
fyzaila:
Its obvious its the people or person with the baby that adjusted the baby's hands to fit thinking position 😆

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Food / Re: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by lilyheaven: 9:45pm On Mar 15
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Shinjawestern:


U wnt go rob the onions?

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Family / Re: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp Because Of Laptop by lilyheaven: 10:42pm On Mar 13
I did exactly what you wrote here, last year .
December last year, my husband auntie, refused picking up my calls or replying my messages.
I kept calling her, until 3 months later she picked, and was vibrating on the phone how my husband and I abandoned her.
The matter weak me,
I’m like, you have grown up children that are working.
My husband is the only person taking care of his parents and siblings including his nuclear family, You still want to force yourself inside.
And here she is transferring aggression to me by not talking to me.
I told her my husband and I are very sorry for everything and everywhere we have wronged her, she should please send her account details.
I sent her some money, though I already budgeted to gift her Christmas gift, I just sent her money, and blocked her immediately.
blackpanthar:


You are a good brother.... but be wise, avoid black tax.

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PROMISE HIM ANYTHING.... without a TARGET.

I mean you should have told him "IF YOU HAVE THIS AND THAT, THEN I MAY GIVE YOU HALF"

emphasis on MAY.

I believe your cash will come this month.... SEND HIM 61K or 65K.

Then when he is so happy and unblocks you.

FINISH HIM..... CORRECT HIM AND TELL HIM THE EXTRA 1K or 5K was for him to buy wisdom, tell him you will NEVER HELP HIM AGAIN TILL HE IS NO LONGER FEELING ENTITLED and then BLOCK HIM.


Move on... and what how his mind will crumble. grin

being his ELDER BROTHER should be proven by having ability to correct him in a way that will shake his mind grin

kudos bro
Health / Re: JAPA: No More Leave Of Absence For Health Workers Relocating Abroad – FG by lilyheaven: 6:32pm On Mar 10
I have never seen anyone that came back after leaving 🤣🤣🤣.
Would you come back after leaving?
Believe me, you won’t, except you’re coming to establish your clinic .
alwayzonlyn:
Will this really solve the japa syndrome??

They'll simply resign & leave the system!!!

As a matter of fact, this policy will only end up stopping the very few that genuinely intend returning.

Instead of the government to address the main issues pushing the health workers away (which mainly bothers around remuneration & welfare), they keep beating round the bush & embarrassing themselves with archaic & not well thought out policies.

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Crime / Re: Married Woman's Boyfriend Stabs Her Husband To Death In Adamawa by lilyheaven: 4:53pm On Mar 08
Her kpeku sweet 🤪
Elidrisy20:
She no even fine

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Crime / Re: Married Woman's Boyfriend Stabs Her Husband To Death In Adamawa by lilyheaven: 4:52pm On Mar 08
He won’t be enjoying her, he has enjoyed enough, he should have ran away to enjoy another day, but he ended his enjoyment by killing her husband.
He will rout in jail or sentence to death.
Fiscus105:
Your wife having affair with man even to ur knowledge yet u keep warning the wife and the concubine. What a weakling husband?

WELL, SINCE YOU DIDN'T HAVE STRONG WILL TO SEND ADULTEROUS WIFE OUT YOUR HOUSE, YOUR RIVAL WITH STRONGER WILL, HAD SENT YOU OUT OF THIS WOULD, NOW, THEY WILL ENJOY THEIR ROMANCE UNHINDERED

Soonest, husbands would be having knowledge of wives' side guys, just the way wives knowing husband's side chicks now.

World is gradually comming to an end!

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Family / Re: Mum Rejects My Babe Cos She Is Not Fine by lilyheaven: 6:56pm On Mar 06
Mama don’t want ugly grandkids 😃
NeoWanZaeed:

Will your mum be the one to live with her or impregnate her?
Why would you allow your mom decide your life? If you know she'll give you peace . Stay with her.

Marriage is beyond beautiful girl o
Family / Re: Whom Should A Woman Listen To First? by lilyheaven: 6:45pm On Mar 06
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oz4real83:
Questions like this came up immediately the world became a crazy place shocked. The answer to this question was very obvious when the world was still a normal place, it was visible to the blind and audible to the deaf shocked. A "wife" should obey the person that "paid her bride price" , if the pastor paid it, then she can obey her pastor undecided, that is why women should always be careful whom they get married to, if you marry nonsense, you must be willing to obey nonsense instructions shocked

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