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Romance / Note To My Cheater Boyfriend by maaria(f): 5:35am On Aug 31, 2013
Dear Cheating boyfriend

I forgot to thank you for lying to me
yet again. Did I tel you how much I love crying myself to sleep everytime? Did I ever thank you for making me think I could never be good enough for you?

Well thank you for making me starve myself because I am trying to look like the girl you are cheating with.

I spend hours in front of the mirror just so I could look good for you. I spend an entire hour trying to take a pic that you will like. I know I am not good enough for you. Maybe I disgust you.

I am sorry that being faithful to me is sooooo damn hard. I really love you, but I guess I am just the girl you call when you need something... sad cry </3
Romance / Re: When A Guy Or Girl Says I Love You by maaria(f): 2:09pm On Jun 10, 2013
hmm
Romance / How To Be Strong After Breakup by maaria(f): 4:23am On Jun 10, 2013
HOW TO BE STRONG AFTER BREAKUP

1. Never ever run back to them or call them all the time. You can just never let go of that special guy/ girl that taught you how to love. When you guys break up, then it happens for a reason Don't keep calling him/her and talking to them like nothing happened or try to make them love you again. It's not going to work out. It'll just make you seem weak and clingy.

2. Forgive and forget. Let things go and remain cool. Don't let your ex see you miserable without them, it'll just give them the satisfaction and an ego boost.

3. It's okay to cry at night. For the first few weeks, it's going to be a long and lonely journey. So it's OK to cry. Cry your heart out for the matter of fact. You are going to stop crying in the end because you'll get sick of it and realize that it's a temporary phase. Listen to sad love songs. It'll make you feel better and you'll realize that you can relate to them even more after a breakup. Get it all out and then deal with it.

4. Remain positive. Just because he/she broke up with you or doesn't want you back doesn't mean that you're "worthless". There are plenty of other people who want you and would be willing to treat you even better than your ex. Smile and laugh. Surround yourself with friends and people who care. Not only will you feel better, your ex will notice how happy you are and may be regret rejecting you.

5. Lift your head up high and move on. Don't let one relationship drag you down even though it was the best one you ever had. There will be plenty more and it's his/her loss. You are too good for them anyway. Tell yourself that.Tell yourself that you need someone who will treat you right. Just be strong and forget about your ex.

6.Don't try to fling or have special relationships with your ex . It never ends up right when you just go back into that cycle. Yes, "that" cycle. Where you guys break up then make up then act all cute and happy but in the end, you'll just be heartbroken and cry. Yes ... that cycle. Relations hips end for many reasons.

7.Consult a friend if you feel lame or played. When your ex plays around with your heart when he/she knows that you still want them, that's when you definitely know that he/she is not for you. It's OK to feel this way completely normal. Don't hold your feelings in, talk to a friend and cry. Let them comfort you and let yourself vent your feelings. You'll definitely feel better.

8. Shop, exercise and socialize. It'll make you feel better to buy new outfits so you can look even more attractive. Not only will it boost your confidence, it will also boost your self-esteem. Looking good will make you feel good. Exercise is also a good way to vent your frustration and pain. Socializing with others would keep you distracted from your ex, bolster your self-esteem, and help you get over your ex. When you are occupied with other people,you'll think, "Hey! Being single isn't bad. I get to make new friends and have more time to myself". !

9. Whenever you miss him/her try to engage yourself or take a nap it refreshes your mind 10.Don't try to work things out with your ex you will just make them think that you still want them and that they have your heart .

11. It's okay to start liking other people after a couple of months, meaning you can't wait for your ex forever. Recover and then get out there again.

12.Give it time; you are heart broken now,but just wait and you will recover be happy and you'll see you forget about your ex

LIKE..FOLLOW..
Romance / Re: When A Guy Or Girl Says I Love You by maaria(f): 4:27am On Jun 09, 2013
face the truth smiley
Romance / When A Guy Or Girl Says I Love You by maaria(f): 5:06am On Jun 08, 2013
When A Guy Say I LOVE YOU He wants To Get Inside Your pants and Make You Spread Your Leg For Him.

When A girl Say I LOVE YOU She wants To Get Into Your pocket And All She wants Are expensive things All To Herself.

When A Guy Say I MISS YOU He wants to Make you believe That He Thinks of you EveryTime But Truth Is, its another way out to take you to bed.

When A Girl Say I MISS YOU She Maybe Either Broke And want some cash Or She wants something from you indirectly.

True or False
Romance / Re: When A Girl Gives Up On You... by maaria(f): 6:20pm On May 25, 2013
hmm! We r friends
Romance / When A Girl Gives Up On You... by maaria(f): 5:27pm On May 25, 2013
WHEN A GIRL GIVES UP ON YOU.... When she gives up on you, it's obvious.

1. She will not try to catch your attention.

2. She will not fight for you anymore.

3. She won't reply your message as quickly anymore.

4. She won't try to keep the conversation going anymore.

5. She will not care anymore.

6. She's no longer jealous.

7. She will flirt and talk to other guys.

8. She's no longer care if you care or not anymore.

9. She no longer goes to your profile and whine to people about how happy you're, talking to other girls.

10. She will give up on trying to make you love her, because she finally realize that she deserves better. and you...

U will miss her. Miss the way she cared about you. Miss the way she loved you.

And you have lost her. So don't take any girls for granted, if you love her, let her know before she gives up.
Yes or No?

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Romance / Re: Love And Infatuation? Whats The Difference? by maaria(f): 7:54am On May 18, 2013
smiley
Romance / Love And Infatuation? Whats The Difference? by maaria(f): 4:54pm On May 17, 2013
Are you really in love? Or do you think that you are in love?

There is a big difference between Love and infatuation. Some people can't tell the difference, thinking they are in love but really it is a deep infatuation.

Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to another. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one day at a time.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.

Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you - to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are away.

Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in your head that you keep replaying. But near or far, you know they are yours, and you can wait.

Infatuation says, "We must get married right away. I can't risk losing them."
Love says, "Be patient. Don't panic. Plan your future with confidence."

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. Whenever you are together, you hope it will end in intimacy.

Love is not based on sex. It is the maturation of friendship, which makes sex so much sweeter. You must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When they're away, you wonder if they're cheating. Sometimes, you check.

Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. They feel your trust, and it makes them even more trustworthy.

Infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love never steers you in the wrong direction.

Love is an upper. It makes you feel whole. It completes the circle. It fills the empty space in your heart. Love is elevating. It lifts you up. It makes you look up. It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before.

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you don't have. If there is no love in your life, whatever else there is has a lot less meaning. The secret of our being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
Family / Boy: Do You Love Me More Than Ur Family? Girl Said: by maaria(f): 6:47pm On May 05, 2013
Boy : Do u love me more thn ur family ?

Gal : No

Boy : Why ?

Gal : okay Listen dis..
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was.
When i cried . .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did.
My family iz more precious thn anythng else. ! smiley

* Like if u like gal's reply*
Romance / 22 Relationship Killer by maaria(f): 4:43pm On May 05, 2013
22 RELATIONSHIP KILLERS
1. Lies
2. Porn
3. Pride
4. Drama
5. Insults
6. Rumors
7. Disrespect
8. Exhaustion
9. Selfishness
10. Financial debt
11. Peer pressure
12. Fake promises
14. Unfaithfulness
15. Being secretive
16. Family influence
17. Religious difference
18. Unhealthy Friendship
19. Lack of communication
20. Minimizing one another
21. Living in the past including ex's..
22. Absence of freedom of speech in a r/ship.

Yes? or No
Jokes Etc / Akpos In Interview by maaria(f): 2:35pm On May 05, 2013
Akpos being interviewed at the US Embassy CONSUL:
"Your name, please?"

AKPO7: "Akpos"

CONSUL: "SEx?"

AKPOS: "SIX times a week."

CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"

AKPOS: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."

CONSUL: "Holy cow!"

AKPOS:"Yes, cows & dogs too."

CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"

AKQOS:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"

CONSUL:"Oh dear!"

AKPOS:"Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!

did AKPOS passed the interview
Romance / Re: What Is Love by maaria(f): 4:56am On May 05, 2013
joeydozzy: LOVE is when I click on your profile and I'm like WHOA winkwink
hmmm, what did u see?
TV/Movies / Re: What Kind Of Movies You Like? by maaria(f): 8:07pm On May 04, 2013
i like Romantic
TV/Movies / What Kind Of Movies You Like? by maaria(f): 6:08pm On May 04, 2013
What type of movies do u watch?
1. Action
2. Drama
3. Comedy
4. Thriller
5. Romance
6. Romantic Comedy
7. Documentary
8. Horror
9. Sci-Fi
10. Eriotic (Porn)
Romance / Re: ♥♥~:girl's Languages That You Must Understand:~♥♥ by maaria(f): 6:05pm On May 04, 2013
Joavid: o for godsake,guys not all gals are afta money. BTW op ur post doesnt apply to all women
who told u to try all of them?
Romance / What Is Love by maaria(f): 2:49pm On May 04, 2013
WHAT IS LOVE...?? . .

Its in Those SPECIAL Moments we share together...♥
Those LAUGHS we have together..♥
Those SECRETS we share..♥
Those PROMISES we made in heart..♥
Those DAYS we Wait to meet..♥
Those Million SORRY we say..♥
Those CALLS that seem like seconds & we never knew that hours have passed..♥
Those MESSAGES in the INBOX we just cant delete..♥
Those MOMENTS we just cant forget..♥
Those LOVELY shy glances we exchange..♥
Those SPECIAL times when we look at that person specially..♥
Those EXPRESSIONS we make suddenly when we say "I LUV U" while talking on the phone..♥
Those COMPLIMENTS, BLUSHES & KISSES..♥
Those JEALOUS expressions when we see that person was looking another hot person..♥
Those CUTE ANGRY gestures of that person.♥
Those CONVERSATIONS that go nowhere..♥
Those TEARS when we miss them..♥
THATZ LOVE....!! ITS UNPREDICTABLE...!! ♥ ♥

♥ LIKE..FOLLOW ME.....
Religion / Re: Popular Reverend Converts To Islam In Kaduna by maaria(f): 3:50am On May 04, 2013
no offence
Romance / Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by maaria(f): 3:50am On May 04, 2013
Aklofs: 17:dick
18:shawama
19:b.b money
20:brazilian hair money
21:eye fixin money
22:passport
23:visa
24:i'm koming let me ask my cerebrum @ d top.
haha
Romance / ♥♥~:girl's Languages That You Must Understand:~♥♥ by maaria(f): 3:47am On May 04, 2013
♥♥~:GIRL'S LANGUAGES :~♥♥
♥♥~:If She Don't Text You :~♥♥
♥♥~:Its Because She's Waiting For You To Text Her ...

♥♥~:When She Walks Away From You:~♥♥
♥♥~:Follow Her ♥♥~:

When Shes Quiet :~♥♥
♥♥~:Ask Her What's Wrong ♥♥~:

When She Ignores You :~♥♥
♥♥~:Give Her Your Attention

♥♥~: When She Pushes YOU AWAY:~♥♥
♥♥~:Pull Her BACK

♥♥~:When You See Her Crying:~♥♥
♥♥~:Wipe Her Tears & Ask What's Wrong

♥♥~:When She Says Go Away:~♥♥
♥♥~:just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug. . . .

♥ yes or no
Romance / 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by maaria(f): 7:26pm On May 03, 2013
16 Things girl want from every boy, but dont ask

1. Good morning/goodnight texts.

2. Pictures taken together.

3. Surprises, especially little ones.

4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.

5. A hoodie with his scents all over it.

6. Really long hugs.

7. Slow dances.

8. Sincere compliments.

9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.

10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not around.

11. Real, deep conversations.

12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.

13. His "gentelmanliness."

14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.

15. Telling her how much you love her.

16. Add any that you know!
Religion / Popular Reverend Converts To Islam In Kaduna by maaria(f): 6:05pm On May 03, 2013
There is excitement within Muslim circles in Kaduna, North-West Nigeria, following news of the conversion to Islam by a popular Christian cleric.
There was a palpable tension in the state yesterday following speculations that Arch-Bishop Peter Jatau, the former Bishop of Kaduna has converted to Islam in Zaria.
News Express can however authoritatively report that it is another Jatau – Rev. Bitrus Jatau – who converted to Islam and not Bishop Peter Jatau.
Painting a clear picture of what happened, the deputy Chairman of the Izzalatul Bidi’a Waikamatul Sunnah Zaria Local Government Branch, Imam Khadir, told News Express:
“There was a mix-up in the name whereby some people thought that Rev. Bitrus Jatau was the former Bishop Peter Jatau.
“What happened at Alhaji Haruna Danja’s Mosque on Sunday was supposed to be a meeting with ulamas and confession to be made by Reverend Bitrus Jatau, but the event was disrupted by people who came to witness the confession.“
Because of the confusion the name Jatau generated, a lot of people who came from far and wide thought that it was Bishop Peter Jatau that was to receive the Kallamantu-Shahada at the Haruna Danja’s Mosque situated at Kongo, Zaria on that Sunday night.
The lighting system and the speakers were tampered with, so we had to postpone the whole thing and reschedule it until another day.” Imam Khadir than thanked News Express for making efforts t verify the true position of things before going to press.
He warned that people should be weary of rumour mongering as it can go a long way to tarnish somebody’s image or portray one as someone not trustworthy.

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Romance / Re: Important Message For Girls by maaria(f): 3:44am On May 03, 2013
whats happening in this thread
Romance / Re: Ladies Know Your Worth! Be Wise Enough. by maaria(f): 3:42am On May 03, 2013
grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Sudanese Man Who Was Married To A Goat Is Now A Widow!!!!!! by maaria(f): 3:42am On May 03, 2013
grin
Foreign Affairs / The Sudanese Man Who Was Married To A Goat Is Now A Widow!!!!!! by maaria(f): 6:24pm On May 02, 2013
THE SUDANESE MAN WHO WAS MARRIED TO A GOAT IS NOW A WIDOW!!!!!!

In 2006, a Sudanese man named Charles Tombe was forced to marry a goat, after he was caught having sex with the animal.

Charles Tombe, a Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat few years back when he was caught having sex with the she-goat in the middle of the night is now a widower.

Local authorities in Juba, Sudan, furiously demanded that local goat-fan Charles Tombe marry the object of his desires back in 2006, after he was caught naked with the animal in the middle of the night.

After being ordered to pay the goat’s owner compensation, Tombe wed Rose in front of the local population.

Rose gave birth to a son and Charles was not the father .

The goat Rose however died trying to eat a plastic bag!!!!

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Romance / Re: Ladies Know Your Worth! Be Wise Enough. by maaria(f): 2:32pm On May 01, 2013
different people different views
Romance / Re: Important Message For Girls by maaria(f): 3:49am On May 01, 2013
thank u
Romance / Re: Ladies Know Your Worth! Be Wise Enough. by maaria(f): 3:48am On May 01, 2013
hmm, all ladies r n0t same

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Romance / Re: Tips To Live A Beautiful And Better Life by maaria(f): 5:43pm On Apr 30, 2013
50calibre:

Your grandpa is a wizard. At that age, he should be in the Guinness book of records as the world's oldest man.

tht was joke cheesy

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