.

Akpugo campus...hw far with "O''. ''O"...

Thank you......
It is well with my soul and abide with me....made my day..

Thank you......
It is well with my soul and your first hymn made my day..

tabithababy and lvlink....i really will love to meet you gals....e dey somehow,say we stay two weeks for nasawara(i.e. Bornu) camp and we didn't get to meet each other.....you can drop you ''your tag number'' here and I will track you tomorrow morning during parade...

tabithababy and lvlink....i really will love to meet you gals....e dey somehow,say we stay two weeks for nasawara(i.e. Bornu) camp and we didn't get to meet each other.....you can drop you ''your tag number'' and I will track you tomorrow during parade...

tabithababy:
Hope you all enjoyed your jollof rice and chicken. .

Mehnnn.......i missed the chicken but I was appeased with enough rice,such that I couldn't finish it......drop your tag no let me track you....am in platoon 7 and u?

Who is going with me to borno?

Nasawara platoon 7

tabithababy:
. Are you serious. . Where are you moving from tomorrow.

Please did they search you at the gate?

Am also coming to keffi with my nuclear bomb and its allergic to searching...

I don print

Make I see people like me why dey "church-phobic".

Please laugh with me, no be us kill jesus.





1. Any man who successfully
convinces a monkey that honey is
sweeter than banana, is capable of
selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend
didn't wish you a happy mother's
day or sing sweet mother for you,
you should stop breastfeeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete
coconut have absolute trust in his
anus.

4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful
than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It's hard to bewitch African girls
these days. Every time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take
serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady's breast is
normal because the act was learnt
in childhood when they were
young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start
going well in your life, the Devil
comes along and gives you a
'girlfriend'.

12. When your clothes are made of
cassava leaves, you don't take a
goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100
weddings in your life and still
single, you are not different from a Canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is
cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs
draw adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly.
Stop talking about inner beauty
because men don't walk around
with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women
because it's not easy walking
around with evidence that you've
had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can't
even jog for 5 minutes but they
expect a guy to last in bed with
you for 2 hours? Your level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when
my class 3 girlfriend left me for
another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more
confused than being in a
relationship with a "broke" man
who's extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.

21. Being dumped by a dark-
skinned girl is the worst thing ever;because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no
brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

23. When one's goat gets missing,
the aroma of a neighbour's soup
gets suspicious.

24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he
approached Unclad Eve instead of
Unclad Adam. Say no to same-sex
marriage.

26. If you are a married man and
you find yourself attracted to
school girls, just buy your wife a
school uniform.

27. It is every man's dream to
remove a woman's pant one day
but NOT when it's on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding
gift any man would receive from
his newly wed wife but lately,
there's nothing as such any-longer
because it'll have already been
given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance,
Church collection, Examination
marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

29. Treat every part of your towel
nicely because the part that wipes
your buttocks today will wipe your
face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation
where people “in love” are free to
touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”

31. Sometimes you look back at
girls you spent money on rather
than send it to your mum and you
realise witchcraft is real.

32. If President Barack Obama
wants me to allow marriage for
same-sex couples in my country
(Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

33. South Africans will kick down a
statue of a dead white man but
won’t even attempt to slap a live
one. Yet they can stone to death a
black man simply because he’s a
foreigner.

34. What is the problem? We now
have aeroplanes which can take
them back quicker than the ships
used by their ancestors.

35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr
Brown's sense of human rights
precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco
rolled in a piece of paper with fire
on one end and a fool on the other end.

37. A brave man is he who has a
running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to
retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the
Queen this question or is it just for
African leaders?

39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.
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Nice opinion...


We don't need just graduates for elective positions.......we need good leaders and Good lawyer tend to make good leaders.lets take a good look on some of them
1)fashola:-former governor of lagos
2)sulivan chime :-former governor of Enugu state
3)Donald duke:-former governor of cross river

And many more

Check out,you hardly see them immersed in several corruption cases after their tenures.

Unlike medical doctors,who think the positions are like public hospitals where they useless funds.examples include
1)chimaroke nnamani:-former governor of enugu
2)saraki:-former governor of kwara state


My two cents

Fraiser:
on behalf of lvlink I will sue d guy for plagiarism for not referencing my bae in his post.

Thou shall not covet your neighbor's bae...

K

Iamsynord:
Ooni -where are you from simi

simi- ma bi ni jamv queastion, i no be dundee..

Ooni -are u talking to me like that.am i not old enuf to be your father

simi - ur fada. I repeat am your fada. See me see wahala

ooni .- smellymouth abeg gimme meme for ooni face

Lol
..

K

faraday62:
Hello people. I got my Conitional Offer for Chevening Scholarship today. Its been a worthwhile wait. Getting ready for the UK now. Wish you all the best

Bro congrats...

I will be make my application with the next batch...

And I will be glad if you can guide us with some interview tips

I will also be glad if you help me with your leadership,networking and career plan responses

I forgot to ask,the school and course you chose?

You can so help us with things that will come handy during the application

Lvlink:
General for wia my hand dey hold him Jingolo?


Went i don press the tes***les, him eye go clear.

Abeg ooooo...........easy oooooo..........e never reach lyk dat.

Myself dey beg on his behalf..

Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2 England 2 inquire about the Country's welfare, so she spent five minutes.Satan billed her 5million dollars. Obama also made a call to U.S.A and spent 8 minutes.the bill was 8million dollars. Then Buhari called Nigeria and spent 2 hours.how much is my bill?he asked Satan,One dollar,Satan replied. Surprised!! Buhari said but I stayed longer than them all,"Satan smiled and said" calling hell from hell is not expensive,it is a local call

Una well don ooooo..
...

I would have preferred another warning protest on Friday oooo.....

But I will leave that one to be decided by the house.....


But one thing is sure,come Monday morning,i will coming down from sokoto to be in lagos,for the next round of protest....

I might come to kaduna on friday,to join them for their protest.....once I have made necessary arrangements........
.

Let's not relent as you can see,almost everybody we meet understood our plight and was supportive

The protest for next week Monday must be witness by CNN and BBC.....cos that's the only way we can get the WHOLE WORLD to hear our voices

Afterall,this generation is not as dumb as they all think..............

Some people do lack understanding,we all agreed on white clothing,yet I see some ignorant ones on other colored clothings,give me a reason why you wouldn't be treat like a tout in cases of unforeseen contingencies.

We chose the white clothing
1)to appear homogeneous in our demands(your appearance goes a long way in determining if your demands will be meet)
2)to make a satire protest(since this is what they demand from us to where in camp)
3)to be distinct,(in case they pay touts around to hijack our protest)

They say common sense is not common,and some of our acclaimed graduates has prove it.

if you know you are among those that came to show us you have more beautiful clothing that the white clothing we ask for,take a step back and look yourself at the mirror.

Please forgive my errors,but I think being well preped,will go a long way to determine,the suss cess of this protest,and ignoring the actions of the police will go a long way to ensure that they don't see a reason to misbehave,if you have video camera,come with them cause the will come handy,cos the police and other security forces cannot misbehave if they see they are on tap.

Never employ force no matter the situation, pls...

mariosam:
The difference between an educated man and an uneducated man,is that,the latter lacks the formal approach to solving life problems.
We are no touts,and we should not give them the reason to treat us like one
we should have one voice,
Each group should agree on who should lead them.
Each group should agree on who should be their spokesman.
And while granting an interview,each group should choose,atleast a team of three candidates to face the tasking/ daunting question of the media.
.
Finally,i must say this,uniformity is the key...
If we agree on white clothing,let everything about us be white.
No unnecessary chanting of war songs,only touts are known for that..

Let it be a peaceful protest,where you get to show the people you meet and the media the call up letter the federal government gave to you through NYSC,indicating the date written on those letters..l

Let's give the media something to talk about for atleast one week,the media is the only way we can move the might hands of the government,lets make use of this avenue

Let's not forget the police will try to frustrate your plan,by looking for reasons to halt your campaign,but remember you fundamental human right to move around freely and don't abuse it by constituting nusiance

It's a peaceful protest where you get to meet your fellow PCMs,nairalanders and old friends,lets just take this quiet work in front of the media, and let them blow our trumpet for us(that what they do most,the media a good at exaggeration especially on interesting news)

You will be proud if you see your self in CNN news video cast doing an intelligent peaceful walk rather than engaging in a noise full protest.

Don't forget to come with your call up letter bearing 21st of may,because the world needs to see it.

The difference between an educated man and an uneducated man,is that,the latter lacks the formal approach to solving life problems.
We are no touts,and we should not give them the reason to treat us like one
we should have one voice,
Each group should agree on who should lead them.
Each group should agree on who should be their spokesman.
And while granting an interview,each group should choose,atleast a team of three candidates to face the tasking/ daunting question of the media.
.
Finally,i must say this,uniformity is the key...
If we agree on white clothing,let everything about us be white.
No unnecessary chanting of war songs,only touts are known for that..

Let it be a peaceful protest,where you get to show the people you meet and the media the call up letter the federal government gave to you through NYSC,indicating the date written on those letters..l

Let's give the media something to talk about for atleast one week,the media is the only way we can move the might hands of the government,lets make use of this avenue

Let's not forget the police will try to frustrate your plan,by looking for reasons to halt your campaign,but remember you fundamental human right to move around freely and don't abuse it by constituting nusiance

It's a peaceful protest where you get to meet your fellow PCMs,nairalanders and old friends,lets just take this quiet work in front of the media, and let them blow our trumpet for us(that what they do most,the media a good at exaggeration especially on interesting news)

You will be proud if you see your self in CNN news video cast doing an intelligent peaceful walk rather than engaging in a noise full protest.

Don't forget to come with your call up letter bearing 21st of may,because the world needs to see it.

It's a pity

Any plans for Enugu protest?

Lol......your in,no way out...........

K

Truth

No...it's not possible.
He has to come back to his home country and reapply for a new visa.that means following the required procedures which usually includes face to face interviews

Lvlink:
as we speak I'm still in the nysc Orientation camp. Sorry I'm not doing the update here, but I'm doing the update with my colleague on BBM.

But if you must know what is going on here in Keffi, I am not even the only one here.

I came and met about 11 other pcm, though they refused us entry into the camp, but they have been speaking with us.

Very much has been said here, I don't want to bother other villagers with what is happening here. If you are posted to Bornu (keffi Orientation Camp) and you wish to know more, join us on BBM.

I just sent you a PM,pls reply ASAP...