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Family / Re: Newlywed Horrified To Discover Husband Has A Micropenis by Maxvasia(m): 5:36pm On Nov 10, 2023
This is they and their pastor's business. Next
Family / Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by Maxvasia(m): 6:58am On Apr 18, 2023
Rokiat:
My Condolences in advance to her husband.
This meme always cracks me up grin
Family / Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by Maxvasia(m): 6:56am On Apr 18, 2023
She may not even be married. People talk anyhow on social media, just for attention and engagement.
Family / Re: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by Maxvasia(m): 11:03am On Apr 17, 2023
Ok
Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Maxvasia(m): 6:56am On Apr 17, 2023
Nairaland is FAST becoming a useless platform. How on earth is this useless post a front page material. Are these MODS smoking?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Ranked 36th Globally, 4th In Africa By Firepower Index by Maxvasia(m): 6:21pm On Mar 14, 2023
They used firepower as the criterion. They should use spiritual forces and check our position again. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Things I Love About Nairaland by Maxvasia(m): 6:15pm On Mar 14, 2023
Same thing happened with Twitter
ursullalinda:
The Tribalism on this forum is out of this world...I have invited a couple of people here and they all left with same reason...The environment is too toxic...It never used to be like this and keep asking myself what went wrong...This new Nairaland is a Capital NO for sane minds
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Things I Love About Nairaland by Maxvasia(m): 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2023
If i knew your location, I'd have bought a carton of your favourite drink.
HONESTFACT101:


lemme start By telling you the fact check is bias as they only fact check info that favours them.

And you'll be a fool to think anything you see in front page is even 80% correct

NAIRALAND is infact a site that has
-its Politics section Swarmed with Bigot's

-Its romance section fooled with foolish boys and wannabe feminists

-The phone section filled with fanboys who belief there brand is better than yours and believe you are stupid for choosing otherwise

-The business section is dead and so is all other sections, hell the football section doesn't even give news about npfl but only follows epl
......signing out✈
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Things I Love About Nairaland by Maxvasia(m): 6:11pm On Mar 14, 2023
manchyme:
1. The fact check
No matter how confused you're about a rumour, the fact check I see here will clear all doubts

2. The front page
Any news I see on front-page here is 99.9% correct. Sometimes guys will say nairaland reports news late, it's not true and even if it's true, I think it's better late and authentic than otherwise.

3. People's experience
Just share your problem here, you must see someone with exactly same experience.

You have just highlighted the major reasons i love this space. You said it all.
Crime / Re: Ogun Landlord Dies After Tenant Grabbed Manhood Over Bill Disagreement by Maxvasia(m): 6:10pm On Mar 14, 2023
Someone will end up celebrating your own unexpected death just exactly this way you have laughed over a man's death. That's just how life is.
Shalommy:
Landlord wey no want tenant rest, he himself no go rest. Unfortunately him don rest in pieces. Chaii cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Labour Party Releases List Of Legal Team by Maxvasia(m): 6:07pm On Mar 14, 2023
Neutrality is for cowards only and the peace that comes with it ends up being peace of the graveyard
geoworldedu:
If courts adjourns the case 6 times, 4 years would already be completed. This is Nigeria.

1st Adjournment till July 2023
2nd Adjournment till December 2023
3rd Adjournment till May 2024
4th Adjournment till June 2025
5th Adjournment till July 2026
6th Adjournment till further notice.

If you are politically neutral you will know peace. Nigerian politics is game of the dirtiest.
Politics / Re: Vote Buying: We’ll Seal Govt Accounts Early January – NFIU by Maxvasia(m): 9:23am On Dec 20, 2022
Why announce this at this time. Letting the enemy know your plans before they are hatched. It's either these people are naive and stupid or they are just playing to the gallery.
Romance / Re: Young Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Boyfriend Of 5 Years Dumped Her (Video) by Maxvasia(m): 1:17pm On Jul 27, 2022
Where is the pretty lady?
Politics / Re: Police Authorities Order Female Officers Married To Civilians To Vacate Barracks by Maxvasia(m): 7:47pm On Nov 17, 2021
This is the kind of injustice and inequality that feminists should be fighting against, not whose turn it is to wash plates and how many times a week should the man wash dishes or it should be called Mistress's degree certificate and not Masters degree certificate. If they fight against this kind of nonsense here, we would gladly support their course but you'd be surprised that you won't see them in this.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Fear In Going Into Marriage by Maxvasia(m): 7:44pm On Nov 15, 2021
Meedon:




That guy no try ooo I didn't see the part he made mention of positions (governor and president) before I made my comment earlier. Like say na everybody want such position. If money deh plenty wetin you wan use position for?


All these Nairaland boys self.
I no jus understand them at all

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Fear In Going Into Marriage by Maxvasia(m): 6:49pm On Nov 14, 2021
Lmaooo. So i should now go and marry cos of posts and appointments and positions that won't go with me and will mean NOTHING at physical death? Crazy grin

I am 36 and i can happily tell you that marriage is not even on my list of priorities. Lol. It is useless. Aside that, na weyrey full igboro. Igboro ti daaru

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Romance / Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by Maxvasia(m): 11:26am On Nov 11, 2021
The fact that those are the only two factors that come to your mind is enough cause to believe women are too far gone and will never understand men.

The way to a man's heart is NONE of the above. At best they may lead you there but can NEVER keep you there.

The way to a man's heart is Peace of mind. Most ladies who give good food and/or premium sex after investing their whole life into making sure they have peng bodies have ZERO value when real value is sought for. Bad character, zero insight, overconfidence, rudeness, evil-mindedness and stupidity. No one is thinking of how to be a good person, everyone is fixing lashes, boobs and bum and at best, learning how to cook good food.

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Politics / Re: Jigawa Hisbah Arrests 47 Persons For Immorality, Seizes 745 Bottles Of Beer by Maxvasia(m): 9:00pm On Nov 10, 2021
Arresting Beer again?? Please those bottles cannot waste oo, they must be retrieved! 745 bottles!! Goldberg, Guinness, Life, Budweiser. Please this is unacceptable.
Phones / Re: Tecno Pova 2 Unboxing And First Impressions + Price (photos) by Maxvasia(m): 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
gpercuxionz:
Nonsense
Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Husband Set Her Ablaze For Insisting To Travel For Mum's Burial by Maxvasia(m): 9:11am On Oct 24, 2021
pocohantas:
She died married. That should count for something, maybe a ticket to heaven sef.

I am sure the man didn’t wake one day and become this violent. Na from clap e dey enter dance. But no, they must keep celebrating anniversaries with black eye and broken jaws.
Another angle
Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Husband Set Her Ablaze For Insisting To Travel For Mum's Burial by Maxvasia(m): 9:10am On Oct 24, 2021
Because he should not die that easily. He deserves a very long painful sequence of agonizing torture before he finally dies. He should be treated first, then his path of suffering before eventual death begins
Vickyvice:
Hmmm. Why are they treating him?

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Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using by Maxvasia(m): 9:11pm On Oct 19, 2021
Samsung galaxy A71 and Xiaomi Redmi Note 10
Crime / Re: Lady Shoots Man Dead For Refusing To Kiss Her In US (Photo) by Maxvasia(m): 5:37pm On Oct 19, 2021
Airplane mode
fredoooooo:
Feminist where art though
Crime / Re: Lady Shoots Man Dead For Refusing To Kiss Her In US (Photo) by Maxvasia(m): 5:36pm On Oct 19, 2021
grin grin grin
Botking:


So waiting make this one kill person, abi na food the hungry am, I'm speaking with detail, most of them are sexually starve
Truthenunciator:
Werey re o grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Officially Changes Name To "Ye" by Maxvasia(m): 5:27pm On Oct 19, 2021
So if he dey have sex with any woman, how the babe wan come take dey moan? Ye! Ye!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Officially Changes Name To "Ye" by Maxvasia(m): 5:25pm On Oct 19, 2021
People saying it is as a result of too much weed, that hairstyle will soon be latest fashion for nigerians soon. Like say no be dem weyrey dey set standard for them all this while. undecided
Health / Re: Resident Doctors Call Off Strike, To Resume On Wednesday by Maxvasia(m): 9:56am On Oct 04, 2021
Very well said. I am a Medical Doctor and i say you are very correct.
BF69BF:
Which progress was made? Una go just fight half fight, leave am con come back tomorrow to kontinue.

NARD, NLC, ASUU, ah no know who mumu pass. Their leadership no too far from Bubu's own.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Maxvasia(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2021
It shocks me the kind of posts that make it to FP these days. Life saving posts and write-ups never get the attention they need. Post which if were read and taken seriously by many, a lot happening today would have been averted. I personally stopped making write-ups.

Las las, we are our own problem and we deserve all we are getting today.....and more. Mine is just to be reading and passing. Let the dead bury their dead.
NEWJOE:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness sad angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Maxvasia(m): 8:36pm On Sep 21, 2021
It shocks me the kind of posts that make it to FP these days. Life saving posts and write-ups never get the attention they need. Post which if were read and taken seriously by many, a lot happening today would have been averted. I personally stopped making write-ups.

Las las, we are our own problem and we deserve all we are getting today.....and more. Mine is just to be reading and passing. Let the dead bury their dead.

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Family / Re: Is This Chemistry Or Is It Bound To Happen In Marriage/relationship? by Maxvasia(m): 4:31pm On Sep 17, 2021
It just means you love your husband and you are wholeheartedly open to him and into him. He is a lucky man.
Literature / Re: Kings (where Evil Men Dwells, Bad Things Follow) by Maxvasia(m): 7:43pm On Sep 13, 2021
Lol. We'll see how that goes with me grin
dorin27:
only the lover of books will understand.

If you have the time, you should try it out. Who knows, you might just become addicted. wink wink

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Literature / Re: Kings (where Evil Men Dwells, Bad Things Follow) by Maxvasia(m): 11:44am On Sep 13, 2021
How did you read all that?
dorin27:
What a story!!

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