davillian:
My mama de always tell me back then say any woman way I know say I no go fit marry if she gets belle make I no ever chaw her raw....

my grandma dey always tell my younger brother then that any woman he ever give belle, she go bring am come house for am. My brother never even know woman sef when them don they hammer am say anything wey wey him plant, them go bring the fruit for am.
Make Mr DJ carry him cross. He had series of relationships with her and this is even the second time she's pregnant for him and yet he didn't know he was supposed to use CD or stay away from her.

I have bad character.

You all know your friends and your family members.
If you can wait till you land before you tell your friend, especially someone you are very close to. That while you were you knew their in and out and they knew yours, then you had no reasoned being friends in the first place.
Some of you will share the same girl but can't tell your friend when something good is happening to you because you fear they may not be happy.
You have not reason being friends at all.
A have friends that will know from the word go.
I have family members that will know from the word go.
So it all depends on your click and your family members.

nedekid:

Lolz, abi.
As purchasing power declines, we see smaller packs as more people live from hand to mouth.

The only promise that was kept is the promise of reducing the purchasing power. Our sweet daddy is doing really good

Wow. Tinubu pack would have been the best name for it.
My love for daddy Tinubu just multiplied. He's doing fine

After acquiring this one, they will look for another useless thing to spend the the tax payers and borrowed money on.
Every morning they waking up with a new plan on how to waste money.
Yet they claim to be broke and not having money for anything except what benefits them and their immidiate family.
My happiness is that I didn't expect anything.
I'm so sorry for those who carried APC matter on their head during elections. They are the ones whose hopes are dashed.
May Tinubu stay on that sit for 8yrs and more if possible. He's doing exactly what he promised to do. (Continuing from where Buhari stopped)

Believing this and you will believe anything.
This one just wants to divert our attention from it.

There has to be another Nigeria. Can't be this one in because they done even understand what HUMANITARIAN means

tefund:
I tire oo!The hatred for south east is real,only one person was abducted and people are running. their mouth,hundreeds are missing up north everyday heaven have not fallen.

That's to say northern people's lives are worthless if now I don't understand why they are crying over one single person's abduction when on a normal day hundreds are abducted in North and no one goes mad about it.
Women are raped and farmers taxed and killed by their own sons and brothers who have turned terrorists.
They are here crying over one single man who probably is a saboteur when they should gang up and do the same to their generals paying terrorists and giving them information. No, they want to carry the log in their eyes and remove the speck from another's eyes.
Ndi cow dung sniffers will never have sense that's why Nigeria will never get better.

JONSYN7154:
What about instagram.

I can go a while month without remembering Instagram.
If my friend shares something nwith me in Instagram she always calls to tell.me to login.
I don't even know why I don't ever remember to login even after getting a notification.

Netflix
Tiktok
WhatsApp

Ndiara

May God bless you with the trouble you are looking for in abundance.
Congratulations in advance.

yahoodetector:
That's why I said that "Labor pains" which women make noise about and hype na total scam!

If pregnancy and labor is painful as women make us believe, why would a woman undergo all that stress and still throw away the child?

Believe women at your peril.

Even women like MISSCONGENIALITY knows I am saying the truth.

I've got nothing to say to you.
You can try the next person for more information.

Odiiegwu

jaksmillioniar:
why will a girl get pregnant yet dont want to born.i think sex before marriage is bad

One gender can't have sex.
I also know one gender that's good at raping both old and young but are always the first to blame the other gender.
I also know one gender that will shame the other for keep the seed of their fornication.
And that same gender will abuse the other gender for being stingy with pussy.
Sex before marriage is bad but them who rapes and defiles children?
Men have no moral right to Judge a woman when it comes to child bearing.
You can see from the picture thatbthe baby is not a new born and the girl may have some her possible best to take care of it. But had to give up though in a wrong way.
While the man responsible is probably on top of another woman without wearing a condom.

See all.male abortionists forming saints as if they are not the ones shaming girls for having babies meanwhile they have sponsored so many abortions. They are still dropping theirs seeds everywhere they go because they don't get to be held responsible for their madness.
The same guys who go about sharing deseases and pregnancies through unprotected sex are here crying for a baby.
Now they blame only the lady for having unprotected sex as if she had the sex with a tree.
Very disgusting people.

Broveens42:
Owerri has the best road network.
You can connect mcc to egbu through 4 routes all tarred.
You can connect new owerri to old owerri through more than 4 routes
You can connect world bank to pH road, through 5 routes
You can connect wetheral to ikenegbu through more than 4 routes
You can connect Douglas to wetheral through more than 4 routes
You can connect orji to onitsha road through seleaf Johnson or through bank road
You can connect works layout to okigwe road through more than 4 routes.
You can connect orlu road to egbeada through more than 2 routes
You can connect orlu road to works layout through more than 2 routes
You can connect orji to mcc through more than 2 routes. Etc
All tarred

So stop showing us a single main road

This describes exactly what I thought good road network was all about. Not one long tarred road that everyone has to sleep on traffic to get to their destination with no by pass. I thought a city with a good road network should have good road connectivity where you can always drive off the major road into the streets and still find your way. Lagos roads run from one far end to another making people go round the whole city to get to their destination. Even here in Enugu driving around his easy because you can cut of at any point and still get to your destination. One doesn't always need to follow bthe traffic if you are not a commercial driver.
Nigerians sha deserve the leaders they have. Always hyping them for doing not even uptonthe bare minimum.

I read comments for a living
I'm actually laughing out really loud with the kind of comments I'm reading here.

I want to laugh in a new language. Please who will teach me a new language.
Truly I'm loving Mr Ebola more. His own kind of Shege is second to none.

He should have just said he saw a young lady walking half naked and the came over him and made him defile a child sinceen have chosen to always blame women for rape.
Or maybe the kid bad sexy boobs and backside.
Or maybe the kid seduced him.

Add crying and rolling on the grown
Add fighting
Add everyday bruises from rough play
Thank God I'm grown now.

What if the child die before her?
What if the child choses to join boko haram?
What if the child makes it and chose their partner over their mother?
What if she dies before old age and the child is left to suffer trying to survive?
Okay let's say none of the above happens. What kind of a parent will hold back their child from enjoying their life just because they want to be taken care of?
Do you live with your parents and are you the one taking care of them?
Okay, people like me that last our parents at a youn age, how do we now take care of them?
We even still went through emotional traumafrom being treated like nothing by some of family members who see you as nothing but a house help.
People should give birth because they want to not because of what they stand to gain from the child. No child asked you to birth them. Especially in this generation where everyone is going mad for no reason.
Enjoy life knowing that whether you give birth or not, you might still end up being taken care of by strangers.
That's why we should be good to people. Treat older people especially those who are not your family the wa up you would want to be treated because if you don't die young, you will grow old.
Be good to people. That person you are mocking for not having kids may enjoy more care than you with 10kids.

If Tinubu comes out again ninwill vote for him so that he can show more love to his lovers..
I like the way he's in making everyone beg for food and clap for getting a day's meal from the same person punishing them for loving him.
Congratulations to all Tinubu's lovers.

I'm AA so you can come and marry me.

Because sex is very important to me when I think if marriage, I will make sure his 3rd leg is not just working but it's powerful. I'm not entering one chance with a dead manhood..what will be doing in marriage with someone who scammed me with no sex before marriage thing?

Our sweet Bubu is famous for his expression of SHOCK.

See as sit at home is gradually spreading to other places.
Now they have to sit at home because they don't have money to transport themselves to work.
Its a pity.
I still love Tinubu he didn't disappoint at all.

Buy agbado. 10 small ones will last you 3days if you decide to eat 3 perd day. You will even have one small one left.
You won't need to buy drinking water because we are in rainy season.

GanagiBitrus:
FS removal is a case of extracting a rotten tooth before thinking of anaesthesia, instead of the other way round.

I congratulate the federal government for always finding a way to turn a bad situation into a rotten one
They don't always disappoint their worshipers

Now I love Tinubu more.
He will keep making you "Ched" tears till you start "Chewing" blood and will won't stop there.
There will be continues gnashing of teeth till we all decide to keep tribe and religion by the side.

Before sit at home, how what did they do with what the money they made?
How much have the South East lost to excessive spending of evil politicians?
And if they lost #4trilionnin 2yrs, what do you plan to do to stop it from continuing?
How is it that they always try to overlool the root cause of the problem and prefer to go rough and round?
And what's even his business if they lost since he's in Abuja and money is entering his account with or without sit at home?