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Romance / Re: New Found Words Any Nigerian Lady Won't Like. by Mutuwa(m): 8:06am On Apr 16, 2023
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Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

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Food / Re: Why Do We Order Food Online Even When Our Parents Trained Us Not To? by Mutuwa(m): 11:37am On Oct 24, 2022
Mutuwa:
undecided

Aside from the fact that there is good money in food business, however it is laced with some counterproductive aroma not all and sundry can easily see. I recall a family in Abuja where the couples both work. The 5 day routine of waking up early to bathe the kids, have breakfast and drop them off in school and head to work, all before the inevitable holdup spelt untold hardships.

So usually on her way back, she would pick up food for dinner with the level fatigue built up. Problem is you don’t even know the hygiene of the eatery. Forget the packaging ,looks and aroma. It will spell on your health sooner or later.

As the couple got used to eating outside and cooking weekend, they extended such to their weekend as well. A time came when the husband craved for something home, with a touch of natural ingredients. The wife having been comfortable with buying outside rebelled and so it continued.

At some point he met a younger lady in the art of enticing people using her culinary skills. And that was when the wife saw that someone in her husband she never knew.

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Food / Re: Why Do We Order Food Online Even When Our Parents Trained Us Not To? by Mutuwa(m): 11:18am On Oct 24, 2022
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Romance / Re: Men Are Scarce, Nobody Is Asking Me Out Again – Pretty Lady Cries by Mutuwa(m): 6:45pm On Jul 10, 2022
lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Armed Robbers Attack 7 Flats In Wuse 2, Abuja by Mutuwa(m): 10:31pm On Jul 09, 2022
Aftermath of Prison break. Could be undecided

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Jet "Accidentally" Bombs Kunkuna Village, Katsina by Mutuwa(m): 8:01pm On Jul 06, 2022
Train services may soon commence. The government is loosing revenue per second and can’t roll back the train up and till the remaining captives are set free, pretending they care.

The sect warehousing the captives aren’t asking for money, but to set their top commanders free. These commanders are not kept in kirikiri but at Kuje.

Report has it that soldiers were withdrawn 24hours before the attack, leaving a ragtag Police and probably civil defense personnel together with ill equipped prison officials vs. a copious number of terrorist armed with grenades and powerful explosives to fall a prison wall as fortified as a maximum security kuje, and did what they did.

In little time, the hostages maybe set free and the train will continue, they may even increase transport fare blaming it on diesel scarcity to cover for lost revenue during the stagnant periods.

How would they drive revenue back to the train when the populace has great fear of using it and had even got used to plying the road? The road maybe attacked again, this time with serious casualties so as to drive revenue and passengers back to the train. And so the vicious circle continues.
Just thinking O!

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Storms Kuje Prisons After Attack by Mutuwa(m): 8:00pm On Jul 06, 2022
lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Umar Namadi Wins APC Jigawa Gubernatorial Primary Election by Mutuwa(m): 8:16am On May 28, 2022
Congrats sir. From NHIS GM to Deputy Gov, to Governor, in shaa Allahu.
Health / Re: Doctor Removes Ovaries Of Teenager During Appendix Surgery In Benue by Mutuwa(m): 8:51am On Feb 04, 2022
Involve the Ministry of Justice if the Police are not willing to arraign the pseudo doctor. Let the MOJ takeover the matter. If he compels the Police they may likely bring him on a dysfunctional charge just to show that they have charged him. Nigeria Police are more crooked and twisted beyond horizon of thought.

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Romance / Re: Policeman Attacks Rivers Lady With Burning Stove For Rejecting His Proposal by Mutuwa(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2022
Na by force?

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Romance / Re: The Problem With Beautiful Women by Mutuwa(m): 7:54am On Nov 27, 2021
Divoc19:
Beauty for me is in the brain.
A smart and intelligent girl is beautiful... like, I have to interact with you (literate or not) before I can conclude your are beautiful or not.

Oh my… are you sapiosexual?
Politics / Re: Minister Orders Resumption Of Abuja-kaduna Train Service Two Days After ‘bomb’ A by Mutuwa(m): 10:11pm On Oct 22, 2021
SarkinYarki:


Open thread please and give us details

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Politics / Re: Minister Orders Resumption Of Abuja-kaduna Train Service Two Days After ‘bomb’ A by Mutuwa(m): 9:12pm On Oct 22, 2021
NOC1:
Is nice that they fixed it but, security diligence should be met.

Well, the more things change the more they stay same in this country. The train drivers have been seeing this guys whilst driving the last train. But the Wednesday incident showed all
and sundry that familiarity with the cock doesn’t mean it won’t taste the knife of the butcher. I was on board that train, all that happened leading to our safe return to Rigasa around 2am was the work of the almighty.

Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Meets With Giant Basketball Legend, Mutombo (Photos) by Mutuwa(m): 5:53pm On Sep 22, 2021
For me and my contemporaries as basketball fans from the 90s when he played for the Hawks, we knew him to have a long name. One of the best, if not the best Center man. His full names are Dikembe Mutombo, in full Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Insists On Downsizing Workforce by Mutuwa(m): 6:15pm On May 23, 2021
eedimo:
If most governors would be bold to do what this man intends to do, there would be increase in productivity among the workforce.
How do people feel when the get paid for doing nothing?
Let me see the first nincompoop who would quote me just to disgrace his family.

Unfortunately brother, not all and sundry have a deeper thinking and open mind like you. They are only a sheeple who others think and judge for them.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Mutuwa(m): 7:59am On May 22, 2021
-- Men, you're the disposable sex.
You're just an utility to fulfill her needs.
The higher your sexual market value ,the more attractive you become,the more difficult it becomes to dispose you.
Nevertheless, you're still disposable.
I never told you the knowledge is not going to be bitter and harsh,I only promised it was going to be the truth
.

Nothing is more confusing to a woman than dating a broke man who is absolutely good in bed.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A Staff Of FCTA Be Transfered To Federal Ministry? by Mutuwa(m): 10:24am On May 04, 2021
Sampson88:
Can a staff of Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA) be Transfer to federal ministry?

Check the PSC there should be a provision for inter ministerial transfer. To cut this short, my wife was recently transferred from a Ministry to another.

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Health / Re: Nigerians Force Hospital Staff To Accept Injured Man They Rejected. by Mutuwa(m): 10:19am On May 04, 2021
The horror film called Nigerian Health System
If we sell our father’s land and buy a trumpet on whose land are we going to blow it?

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Politics / Re: Don't Link Pantami To Yakowa's Death - Reverend Hayab, Ex-Governor's Aide Warns by Mutuwa(m): 8:45pm On Apr 22, 2021
Golan007:
The person close to the late governor strongly condemns any allegation linking Pantami to the death Yakowa.

Yet, those that were still in Primary school at the time of his death, that cannot even identify the late Yakowa if they saw him in flesh would be the ones insisting on who killed him.

Africans have a long way to go.

Incidentally, the violence they all want is getting closer and closer.

Dem never see anything.

Seriously. Africa has a long way to go I tell you.

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Politics / Re: 'Document Linking Pantami To Yakowa Assassination Is Fake' - Kaduna CAN, NSCIA by Mutuwa(m): 8:30pm On Apr 22, 2021
COFFINSELLER:
It’s Fake: CAN, NSCIA say of document linking Pantami to Yakowa assassination plot - PREMIUM TIMES

"Society's discomforts and disagreements should, however, not be enough reasons for us to approve the circulation of phony and injurious statements against any perceived foe,” the CAN chairman says.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/456912-its-fake-can-nscia-say-of-document-linking-pantami-to-yakowa-assassination-plot.html


hahahahahah. Nigeria my country where gullibility kills faster than cigarettes.
Politics / Re: Sasa Clashes: Hausa Settlers Leaving Oyo State (Video) by Mutuwa(m): 3:48pm On Feb 17, 2021
hanity:
Black lives matter when whites kill us, but black lives don't even matter to us blacks?

Somehow we'll have to wake up and realise that, what doesn't affect the government in anyway would never be an issue. It's left to us to choose, to live in peace or the other way round.

smiley where have you been hiding?
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Killed In Philippines Drug Sting by Mutuwa(m): 11:15am On Jan 14, 2021
Wasted recalcitrant

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Nairaland / General / Re: 11 Persons Travelling For Funeral Die In Fatal Auto Crash In Calabar (Graphic) by Mutuwa(m): 3:24pm On Sep 25, 2020
grin
Romance / Re: Police Officer's Hand Chopped Off With A Sword While Trying To Enforce Lockdown by Mutuwa(m): 8:02am On Apr 15, 2020
boss1310:
when you flog people up and down you attract violence

True. At least as an Indian police officer and in a country where medical tourism is a hub he will come out well. If this were to happen to our olopa?�
Crime / Re: Zamfara: Calabash Filled With Human Blood Found At A Suspected Cultist's House by Mutuwa(m): 9:41pm On Apr 11, 2020
undecided
Health / Re: I Snore Heavy While Sleeping by Mutuwa(m): 11:01pm On Mar 28, 2020
ButterflyBoy:
Please Nairalanders Help me (ejoor).i Always Snore Deeply and Loud when I Sleep it has become very embarrassing.
What is the Remedy to Deep Snoring?


Try sleeping on your right hand side with the right hand placed on your cheeks.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: What Abba Kyari Did In The Last 10 Days by Mutuwa(m): 10:31am On Mar 25, 2020
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Politics / Re: FG To Appoint 16 New Permanent Secretaries by Mutuwa(m): 1:02am On Mar 25, 2020
The more things change in this country, the more they stay the same.

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Health / Re: How It Spreads, Symptoms, Treatment… All You Should Know About Hantavirus by Mutuwa(m): 12:59am On Mar 25, 2020
it is all about stealthy warfare. From Ebola, to anthrax, to Lassa to coro to hanta and the discussion continues.

These guys are simply out to redesign world policies and economy without a bullet, rocket or mortar.

Read the book "Unrestricted warfare", authored by two Chinese Colonels in the People's Liberation Army, Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui. Its primary concern is how a nation such as China can defeat a technologically superior opponent through a variety of means. one of such means, is Coro baby.
Very interesting book.
Romance / Re: Excessive Sex On A Girl by Mutuwa(m): 10:54pm On Mar 24, 2020
Quality20:
Hey nairalanders, I hail u guys , We all know that sex is now all too cheap n many girls are all too highly sexualized with many partners. The question is ,what's the effect of these excessive sexualization on a girl's life?

well, any girl (pretty or not), without brains, it is her private part that suffers the most.When sex becomes excessive to her, even her alignments are worn off, talk more of her health and physique.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: COVID-19: How To Benefit From The #1.1 Trillion CBN Relief Package by Mutuwa(m): 10:40pm On Mar 24, 2020
bobontop:
Pls how can the common man benefit from all these big big grammar of CBN Covid-19 relief package. The #1.1trillion credit relief, the credit facilities by CBN to households, SME how can one access them
.

well, to be honest, it is just a farce. Those monies were destined for ascertained pockets.If by chance one of your's happens to be one of those pockets, you may eventually get a few coins notes. But have you read a book titled "Unrestricted warfare".it was authored by two Chinese Colonels in the People's Liberation Army, Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui. Its primary concern is how a nation such as China can defeat a technologically superior opponent through a variety of means.

it will give you good grip of how these monies will be spent.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: COVID-19: How To Benefit From The #1.1 Trillion CBN Relief Package by Mutuwa(m): 10:30pm On Mar 24, 2020
charlly2016:
Why is it that Nigeria things are always different? Is it that other countries does not like money, We are the only country that like money.

we prioritise money first in most cases before anything.If anyone can kill or maim his own mother over quick money, then it speaks alot about us, as a people.

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