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Sports / Re: Man City Crowned 2017-2018 Premier League Champions After Shock Man Utd Loss by NaoSlay: 10:05pm On Apr 15, 2018
Arsenal winning Europa.

Liverpool winning champions league.

Man city winning premier league.

Crime / Re: Lagos Police Rescue Man Humiliated By SARS Officials On Illegal Duty by NaoSlay: 9:47am On Apr 10, 2018


So with all the retweets and likes on twitters , SARS wasn't scrapped after all?

I pity the anti Buhari fellas who think retweets and likes wins election.



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Politics / Re: "We Have Been Abandoned": Soldiers Injured By Boko Haram Cries Out From Sick Bed by NaoSlay: 9:44am On Apr 10, 2018



Inasmuch you are service g your country , everything is a challenge which you must overcome.

The soldier who made the statement need to be court marshalled .




Politics / Re: Herdsmen Willing To Pay Tax In Support Of Grazing Reserves - Min. Of Agriculture by NaoSlay: 9:41am On Apr 10, 2018


Nigeria political space is so funny ,lmao.

Herdsmen play tax ? Who are they deceiving.

I swear it might be a funny comedian writing all these political scripts.



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Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo And John Boyega Pictured Together by NaoSlay: 9:40am On Apr 10, 2018


What is a John Boyega ?

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Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo And John Boyega Pictured Together by NaoSlay: 9:40am On Apr 10, 2018
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Romance / Re: "Guys, If You Are Wearing This Kind Of Boxers In 2018, You Are Cancelled" - Lady by NaoSlay: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2018


All these ones are just COVER.

So if the guy has cash , You would reject him because of boxers
?

Well , anything can be done for retweets.




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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Buhari’s Declaration To Run For Second Term by NaoSlay: 9:30am On Apr 10, 2018



Buhari will be ousted by Twitter likes and retweets.

You think the people that will vote him have time on twitter.



Politics / Re: 2019: Constituents Reject Ben Bruce by NaoSlay: 9:26am On Apr 10, 2018

They called him a faceless hawk.

Omg , lmoa.

Don't worry you have the backing of nairaland likes and shares plus twitter retweets and likes.



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Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Sends Follower Into Frenzy With Her See Through Dress by NaoSlay: 11:17am On Apr 04, 2018
agbonkamen:
Some men dey enjoy o ah I wish I fit become man for just one week ah I go shine Congo..... Squeezing the boobs grin grin



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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Currency A.K.A Iyaibadan Welcomes A Baby Girl (Photos) by NaoSlay: 5:24pm On Mar 27, 2018


Hey dude , yunno anyone bearing Chelsea currency ?

Dude ; nope .

Me ; but she's an actress , nollywood for that matter.

Dude ; we don't know her over here. Were did you see OE know about her.

Me ; nairaland.

Dude ; she might be a nairaland actress.

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Celebrities / Re: CDQ Replies Ifu Ennada: "We Only Met Once" As He Apologizes To Ladies by NaoSlay: 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2018


Village people still discussing whether to give a Bleep or not.


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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Reserve Hits $46bn – CBN by NaoSlay: 9:05pm On Mar 11, 2018
Omeokachie:
And our debt profile?

Are we borrowing to save?


America has the highest debt profile in the world and still has the highest external reserves , there is no need for that argument.

Even if we are suffering economically , the external reserve is alone good for us to help Buhari back Into power for second term.



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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Reserve Hits $46bn – CBN by NaoSlay: 8:43pm On Mar 11, 2018


Under three years , Buhari made our external reserves the higher ever.

We have the highest external reserves in Africa.

And someone will say Buhari is not doing good ?

From the achievement of being the largest importer of crude oil to Nigeria being the cause of rice factories shutdown in Thailand and now we now have the highest external reserve of 45billion dollars even tho we are begging countries for 5billion dollars loan.

He deserves a second term , the records speak for themselves.


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Travel / Re: RRS Starts A 24-hour Watch On Apogbon Bridge - Photos by NaoSlay: 1:43pm On Mar 11, 2018
Pictures if those sky scrappers will hurt some people who think they have the most developed zone. grin grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Nzharuvo In Plateau; Five Feared Killed, Despite Buhari’s Presence by NaoSlay: 10:00am On Mar 10, 2018

No pics , nothing nothing ?

Let me see if some people would believe this.





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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda’s Capital, Kigali Has Been Declared By United Nations by NaoSlay: 9:56am On Mar 10, 2018
sarrki:


Its not comparison we are into

Its just a way of telling others to do more

Were not comparing

For them to put the genocide behind them to come to this achieve this is commendable


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Well , let give honor to who honor is due to , they tried .

The tried , they put the genocide behind them and they became the neatest nation in Africa .
Thumbs up.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda’s Capital, Kigali Has Been Declared By United Nations by NaoSlay: 9:52am On Mar 10, 2018
sarrki:


Its not economic rating

Its environment , neatness and orderliness




With their orderliness , blah , blah , blah shits , they are not up there with the world powers , I prefer living in this Sithole called Nigeria than that place , what joy would someone derive from being neat and poor.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda’s Capital, Kigali Has Been Declared By United Nations by NaoSlay: 9:38am On Mar 10, 2018


Being the greenest city doesn't mean its the best , no notable American city have collected that award.

I prefer my city to be good economically than being the greenest.


Lagos alone is still better than the whole of Rwanda alone , you can check the economies ranking.





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Politics / Re: "N30bn Missing From NSITF" - Chris Ngige by NaoSlay: 9:30am On Mar 10, 2018


Newsmen ; 30billion missing .

Opposition : Buhari can't fight corruption , he's even a life patron of corruption . He's worst. Buhari is corrupt himself.

Newsmen; under Jonathan regime .

Opposition ; it's media war and propaganda.


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Education / Re: 'Bee Beard’: Professor Covered In Bees At Washington State University (Graphic) by NaoSlay: 9:23am On Mar 10, 2018


And you will tell me the students won't grab all he is saying?

I love classes like this.

The fun , the excitement and all that.

Made me remember my university days when we did praticak classes with life Cobra and A`conda.

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Romance / Re: She dumped me after pretending i was broke by NaoSlay: 8:31pm On Feb 20, 2018


Nice and creative script.

Only wise people can deeply understand this made up story.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of Togolese Head Teacher Going To School Through Flooded Roads Goes Viral by NaoSlay: 8:04pm On Feb 18, 2018
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Romance / Re: Your Boyfriend Is Stingy If He Uses Iphonex And You Use Iphone6 - Lady Says by NaoSlay: 7:30pm On Feb 18, 2018
someone's about to trend today.. See her twitter profile self, lmao.

All these so called slay queens self.

Romance / Re: It's Better I Sleep With Old Men For Money, Than Sleep Young Boys"-lady Says by NaoSlay: 5:00pm On Feb 18, 2018


Someone's gonna trend today, enjoy your temporary fame.
Politics / Re: "Why APC Cannot Govern Nigeria Well" – Jonathan by NaoSlay: 4:53pm On Feb 18, 2018

All these retirees self.

Political party in Nigeria is a scam.

Let change this country to a religious system of governance .

None of our modern churches e.g winners, Rccg has gone bankrupt , hey know how to manage large funds wisely.

Let give our general overseers a chance to rule.

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Denrele Reacts To Cee-c Saying She Will Slap Khloe by NaoSlay: 4:50pm On Feb 18, 2018

BBN scriptwriters made loads of mistake.

The camera man, the housemates, biggie himself, the people who react , retwitters, dstv, PayPal, the viewers, GoTv , the mod who pushed this to front page and the people viewing it right now are all........


I wonder how next year 2019 election would be, am even beginning to think is president buhari that is sponsoring this show.

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Politics / Re: Why Are Apc Members/nairalanders Supporting Murderous Fulani Herdsmen? by NaoSlay: 10:50am On Feb 18, 2018
headhunter1:
this is exactly the type of people am saying.
even when Miyetti Allah has claimed responsibility of it.
even when Buhari confirmed it and urged the farmers to cooperate with killer herdsmen
even when igp confirmed it
even when the so called people from another region has not been arrested
yet you claim it's propaganda
my friend you're a fulani herdsmen sympathizer and you're not different from a bokoharam sympathizer


Okay, you are still an electorate , I understand your point of view , when you are within power you would understand, bless you.
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Politics / Re: Why Are Apc Members/nairalanders Supporting Murderous Fulani Herdsmen? by NaoSlay: 10:50am On Feb 18, 2018
headhunter1:
this is exactly the type of people am saying.
even when Miyetti Allah has claimed responsibility of it.
even when Buhari confirmed it and urged the farmers to cooperate with killer herdsmen
even when igp confirmed it
even when the so called people from another region has not been arrested
yet you claim it's propaganda
my friend you're a fulani herdsmen sympathizer and you're not different from a bokoharam sympathizer


Okay
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Romance / Re: Look Into The Bright Side Of The Darkest Love (check This Pre-wedding Picture) by NaoSlay: 10:40am On Feb 18, 2018


Am sure some Nigerian ladies will still be glad with this.
That their defination of tall, dark and handsome.



Religion / Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by NaoSlay: 10:34am On Feb 18, 2018


Don't allow the anti-sex folks to deceive you.

God doesn't hate masturbation, inasmuch you didn't have physical Contact with the opposite sex.

Or you want to tell me God forgot about masturbation that he forgot to add it as a sin in the Bible?

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