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Career / Re: The Jobless Man Without An Email by nerfetiti: 5:46pm On Oct 22
Mirahcul:
What a nice story... you just made my day
u re welcome
Career / The Jobless Man Without An Email by nerfetiti: 11:17am On Oct 22
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test: clean the floor. The man passed the test with flying colors.
"You are hired," HR manager informed the applicant, "give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application for employment, as well as the date you should report for work.
The man replied " I don't have a computer, or an email!"

"I'm sorry," said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And we cannot hire persons who do not exist."
The man was very disappointed.
He didn't know what to do. He only had $10 with him. Once that is spent, he won't have any money to buy any food.

He went to the supermarket and bought a crate of tomatoes with his $10.
He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money.
He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. He realized that he can survive
this way. He started to go everyday earlier, and return late.

He doubled or tripled his money every day. Soon, he bought a cart, then a truck. In a very short time, he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

At the end of the conversation, the broker asked him for his email address.
The man replied: ' I don't have an email.'
The broker was dumbfounded. "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded in building an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?," he exclaimed.

The man thought for a while, and replied, "an office boy at Microsoft!"

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TV/Movies / Strictly For Upcoming Movie Directors And Producers by nerfetiti: 12:51pm On Oct 14
are u an upcoming movie producer or director.....and you want publicity for your new movie....pls send your movie details (including trailer,movie plot and actors and actresses) to gistbanker@gmail.com...we will help you promote it free of charge....

#SeeUonTop wink grin wink grin
TV/Movies / Re: Contacts Of Nollywood Cast(actors/actresses) And Crew by nerfetiti: 12:48pm On Oct 14
are u an upcoming movie producer or director.....and you want publicity for your new movie....pls send your movie details (including trailer,movie plot and actors and actresses) to gistbanker@gmail.com...we will help you promote it free of charge....

#SeeUonTop wink wink wink
TV/Movies / Re: Gone Girl (2014 Movie) by nerfetiti: 11:59am On Oct 14
sholay2011:
I just saw this fantastic thriller at the cinemas and I was blown away. Kudos to David Fincher and a perfect ensemble cast.

Ben Affleck, who is actually a better director than an actor surprised me with his solid performance here; but it's an unknown actress (Rosamund Pike), who plays his wife that steals the show. Her character's arc is stunning and many viewers (who haven't read the book) wouldn't see some stuffs coming.

Tyler Perry was surprisingly good in his role, amongst a talented supporting cast.

I predict this movie to be one of the Best Picture nominees at 2015 Oscars and also, Rosamund Pike for Best Actress. A supporting nom could go to any of the wonderful supporting actresses in this wonderful movie.

For now, this is my favourite movie of 2014, closely followed by X-Men: DOFP. I recommend it.

its a nice movie.....that is why i made it movie of the week on my blog....#gistbank

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Rich Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 4:28pm On Sep 19
stevecantrell: Keifer 'Reefer' Sutherland is worth only $65 Million. His Dad, Donald is worth 270 mill.

You are wrong....Donald Sutherland is worth $40million .... wink cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Rich Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 2:45pm On Sep 19
qadeerkug: what of jack Bauer grin

jack bauer is a broke boy grin cheesy wink
Celebrities / Top 10 Rich Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 1:21pm On Sep 19
Many people always dream to be a professional actors or actresses. And this job offers a lot of opportunities for all people. There are many actors or actresses who are rich in their real life. They can make a lot of money from their jobs and acting careers. That’s why there are many people always ask a question “who is a richest actor in the world?”. To answer this popular question, here is the list of top 10 richest actors in the world.

10. Salman Khan – Bollywood Actor

Salman Khan is one of the leading Bollywood stars. It is not surprising to see this actor in this top richest actor in the world. His net worth is about $200 million. Salman Khan becomes the most influential people in Bollywood. There are a lot of people who love his films.

Net worth: $200 million. Age: 48

9. Will Smith

He is another rich actor in the world. Will Smith is a great Hollywood actor with a lot of skills. He has a net worth that is about $200 million. He became very popular because of his films, including The Independence Day, I Robot, Bad Boys, Men in Black. He receives 3 Grammy Awards for his films.

Net worth: $215 million. Age: 45

8. Leonardo Di Caprio


Leonardo DiCaprio is very famous among many people today. He has a net worth about $215 million. He has a Carbon beach house that is located in Malibu California. This actor became very popular for his amazing film, Titanic. This film was very popular in the world.

Net worth: $215 million. Age: 39

7. Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone is popular because of his films, Rambo and Rocky. He has a net worth that is about $275 million. He also works as film producer in some films, including the Expendables franchise. He has a mansion in the Beverly Hills, California.

Net worth: $275 million. Age: 67

6. Keanu Reeves

He has a net worth that is about $350 million. He is well-known for his role in the Matrix. This film was very popular at that time. Keanu Reeves made his wealth from the Matrix Trilogy. There are many people who love watching this movie until today.

Net worth: $350 million. Age: 49

5. Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is a famous screenwriter, actor, producer and director. His career is very interesting for most of his fans. Tom Hanks received a lot of awards for his role in Angels and Demons. He is also famous for other films, including Apollo 13, Da Vinci Code, Catch Me If You Can, Cast Away, You’ve Got Mail, and some other movies.

Net worth: $390 million. Age: 57

4. Johnny Depp


This actor is very famous for his film series, Pirates of the Caribbean. This film is one of the most successful movie franchises today. He has a production company that is called as Infinitum Nihil. This company produces a lot of popular movies these days.

Net worth: $450 million. Age: 50

3. Tom Cruise

He is a very famous actor and multi-millionaire film producer. He involved in many films and movies, including Top Gun, Rain Man, Tropic Thunder, Few Good Men, and some other great movies. He also owns a real estate that is called as the Beverly Hills Mansion in California.

Net worth: $480 million. Age: 51

2. Shahrukh Khan – Bollywood Actor


This actor is called as the Baadshah of Bollywood “The King of Bollywood”. He has a net worth that is about $600 million today. So he is not only a richest Bollywood actor and also a richest actor in the world (updated: now he is number 2). He plays in more than 75 Hindi films and other International films. Although he is believed to be the richest man in the world, he still concern about the humanity. He joins the UNESCO’s program to help other poor children from around the world.

Net worth: $600 million. Age: 48

1. Jerry Seinfeld – American Comedian



Yes Jerry Seinfield and not Denzel Washington nor Nicholas Cage is the richest actor currently, i know you all will not know him.....

Jerome Allen “Jerry” Seinfeld was born April 29, 1954. He is an American comedian, actor and writer. After updated news from Magazine Foxnews to our list, now Jerry Seinfeld is the richest actor in the world who has fortune around $820 million rank over Shahrukh Khan from Bollywood.


Net worth: $820 million. Age: 60


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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Richest Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 1:08pm On Sep 19
8. Leonardo Di Caprio

Leonardo DiCaprio is very famous among many people today. He has a net worth about $215 million. He has a Carbon beach house that is located in Malibu California. This actor became very popular for his amazing film, Titanic. This film was very popular in the world.

Net worth: $215 million. Age: 39

Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Richest Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 1:07pm On Sep 19
9. Will Smith – Hollywood Actor

He is another rich actor in the world. Will Smith is a great Hollywood actor with a lot of skills. He has a net worth that is about $200 million. He became very popular because of his films, including The Independence Day, I Robot, Bad Boys, Men in Black. He receives 3 Grammy Awards for his films.

Net worth: $215 million. Age: 45

Celebrities / Top 10 Richest Actor In The World by nerfetiti: 1:05pm On Sep 19
Many people always dream to be a professional actors or actresses. And this job offers a lot of opportunities for all people. There are many actors or actresses who are rich in their real life. They can make a lot of money from their jobs and acting careers. That’s why there are many people always ask a question “who is a richest actor in the world?”. To answer this popular question, here is the list of top 10 richest actors in the world.

10. Salman Khan – Bollywood Actor

Salman Khan is one of the leading Bollywood stars. It is not surprising to see this actor in this top richest actor in the world. His net worth is about $200 million. Salman Khan becomes the most influential people in Bollywood. There are a lot of people who love his films.

Net worth: $200 million. Age: 48

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by nerfetiti: 11:53am On Jul 23
pls send to gistbanker@gmail.com
Phones / Re: Tecno Q1 Discussion Thread by nerfetiti: 4:54pm On Jan 06
just got the tecno d1.....but i noticed the music volume is very low even when i tune up the volume.....pls which software can i download to boost up the volume
Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by nerfetiti: 4:40pm On Jan 01
@gistbankk......
 
Phones / Re: I Bought Tecno Q1 2day So Wat Next? by nerfetiti: 12:38pm On Dec 10, 2013
pls its bbm working properly on ur phone....
fubbyy: I bought tecno q1 2day,i really like d phone but my problem nw is the best netwrk 2 subscribe to,airtel has blocked their bis 4 android,so which netwrk can gv me somtin close 2 wat bis is 2 bb? because i download alot,I want 2 subscribe 2moro morning n start using d phone,pls suggest
fubbyy: I bought tecno q1 2day,i really like d phone but my problem nw is the best netwrk 2 subscribe to,airtel has blocked their bis 4 android,so which netwrk can gv me somtin close 2 wat bis is 2 bb? because i download alot,I want 2 subscribe 2moro morning n start using d phone,pls suggest
Phones / Re: Android Bbm Group. Drop Your Pin...were You Can Solve Your Issues... by nerfetiti: 8:03am On Dec 10, 2013
wow so u mean no solution for this problem....
Phones / Re: Android Bbm Group. Drop Your Pin...were You Can Solve Your Issues... by nerfetiti: 3:10pm On Dec 09, 2013
pls is any body using bbm on tecno d1.....because mine is giving me issues...though it installed correctly...but i have to turn my screen to read msgs....the screen its static....somebody should pls help me out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by nerfetiti: 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2013
ednut1: wrong, I knw some1 dat gate crash nd reach interview, dat man get time ni , pple dat jst wrote dis oct /novemba, I neva see any1 dey got back to, what's happenin self

ednut pls send materials to gistbanker@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Who Fixed There Teeth by nerfetiti: 9:44am On Sep 26, 2013
5. JAMIE FOXX

6.CEELO,

7. KELLY ROWLAND

8. LUDACRIS

Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Who Fixed There Teeth by nerfetiti: 9:37am On Sep 26, 2013
1. Miley CYRUS

2. 50 CENT

3. CHRIS ROCK

4. DENZEL WASHINGTON
Celebrities / Celebrities Who Fixed There Teeth by nerfetiti: 9:33am On Sep 26, 2013
Why filthy rich celebs with stressful dental situations refuse to fix their struggly teefs, we’ll never know, but it seems like a no-brainer for high-profile entertainers with all eyes and cameras focused on their every move.
Here’s a photo gallery of celebs who fixed their struggly teeth. Take a look.

I wish i could upload more pics....but seems the maximum number of upload is restricted to FOUR pics ....but if u want to see more pics visit

http://www..com/2013/09/check-out-celebrities-who-fixed-their.html

Celebrities / How Would Your Favourite Clebrity Look With A Few Extra Chin??? by nerfetiti: 12:09pm On Jul 24, 2013
SEE MORE PICS AT GISTBANK

Jokes Etc / What Do U See In This Picture by nerfetiti: 11:21am On Jun 28, 2013
TELL ME WHAT CAME TO UR MIND WHEN U SAW THIS PIC FOR THE FIRST TIME wink wink wink

 
Celebrities / Reclusive Billionnaire Deinde Fernadedez Loses Wife To Cancer by nerfetiti: 5:14pm On Jun 11, 2013
Billionaire mogul, Antonio Fernandez has just lost someone who was once close to his heart going by information at our disposal. What we learnt was that the wealthy businessman has lost his estranged wife, Aduke to the cold hand of death after failing in the fierce battle against deadly disease, cancer.
Although in 2012, when the news birds reported that Ambassador Fernandez has reconciled with the late woman, he denied reuniting with Aduke, his former wife. The chief thundered: ‘It’s a big lie. It will never happen, even in a million years; however, death has, however, changed that because a source close to the amazingly rich man claimed that he feels the death in no small means.
Surprisingly, unlike other top people in the country that information about them is well hyped in the media, the cancer ordeal of Aduke, the late wife did not get media awareness until she waved goodbye to mother earth.
Reliable source close to Fernandez revealed that the woman died in a New York hospital penultimate week. It was learnt that before her demise, she had been battling with the disease for a very long time which endeared her to seek medical aid across the world but all effort was futile.


It may interest you to know that the deceased was an ex-wife of the most reclusive billionaire whom he flaunted well before his marriage to the new bride. When the union crumbled, the once happy couple publicly threw jab at each other before the union was scuttled, we gathered.
Oluwo Antonio Oladeinde Fernandez is an Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Permanent Representative to the United Nations. Although he’s not listed on the stock exchange floor, he’s often regarded as one of Africa’s richest men. Known for his myriad of exorbitant landed properties across Atlantic Ocean, his business acumen and flourish of investments no doubt, will hinder you from calculating his net worth.

SOURCE : GISTBANK

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Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / 25-year-old Man Places Child In Freezer To Stop Crying!!! by nerfetiti: 11:04am On May 28, 2013
A 25-year-old man was arrested Saturday after his girlfriend claims she saw him remove their infant daughter from the freezer, where he’d placed her in an apparent attempt to stop the child’s crying.
Doctors believe the child is fine and will suffer no long-term effects, but that wasn’t clear at the time. The child was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered she had a body temperature of just 84 degrees.
Tyler Deutsch was arrested and charged with suspicion of attempted murder, according to Washington Fox affiliate KCPQ.


Authorities said they believe the child was in the freezer for up to one hour.
It’s a miracle that child is still alive after spending one hour in the freezer. Glory to God.

Source: http://.com/2013/05/25-year-old-man-places-child-in-freezer.html

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Celebrities / Boy Sets Girlfriend On Fire Because He Taught She Was Pregnant. by nerfetiti: 2:49pm On May 17, 2013
The family of the 14-year-old Brooklyn girl who was allegedly killed by her boyfriend and dumped on a beach blasted him this morning for cowardly slaying her after he thought she was pregnant.
Police had arrested Christian Ferdinand, 20, in Maine on Tuesday, where he had fled after he allegedly suffocated Shaniesha Forbes, 14, and burnt her body before dumping the remains at Gerritsen Beach.
“On the record, she wasn’t pregnant at all. As a 20-year-old man, that is something you could easily find out,” said her devastated cousin Kerry-Anne Thomas. “You had the courage and the balls to kill her and bring her body, and lay her on the beach. But you couldn’t go to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test to find out if it was actually true.”
Detectives yesterday drove Ferdinand back to the 63rd Precinct station house in Brooklyn, where he allegedly admitted to killing Forbes in January after coming to believe she was pregnant.

He was charged with second-degree murder, and has not been arraigned yet.
The victim’s weeping mother Sandra Price thanked the police for catching the killer, as did her grandmother Daisy Smith.
“I’m very grateful for the job that the two main detectives have done,” she said. “They did a wonderful job catching the killer and getting him for the street, and hopefully putting him away for life. That’s what I think he deserves.”
Smith said the family hadn’t been eating or sleeping since the girl’s death.
“I’m so happy they caught this guy who killed my granddaughter,” she said. “There was nothing we could do, only wait…Bring him justice.”
Sources said Ferdinand suffocated the aspiring nurse — who was, in fact, not pregnant — in his apartment.
He then kept her body in his home for a couple of days, sources said.
Finally, he allegedly put the corpse into a suitcase and brought it onto the beach, where he tried to get rid of it by setting it on fire.
Cops recovered the suitcase the killer used to transport Forbes’ body from his Maine hideout and also took floorboards from his former Brooklyn apartment, the sources said.
Relatives said never met Ferdinand, and was not sure how he met Forbes. Thomas speculated that they may have met through social media.
“Honestly there shouldn’t have been a relationship. He was a 20-year-old man and she was a 14-year-old child,” she said. “As an adult, which he is, he should have known it was inappropriate to have any type of a relationship with a 14-year-old.”
Forbes was a student at the Academy of Young Writers in East New York.

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Phones / Re: $$$All Blackberry (BB) Problems post Here for Solutions### by nerfetiti: 3:09pm On May 15, 2013
samflex:

Go to the settings and select the connection as BIS

THANKS SO MUCH.....ITS NOW WORKING grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Dead Man Wakes Up At His Funeral by nerfetiti: 2:51pm On May 15, 2013
Mourners at a funeral in Zimbabwe were stunned when the dead man woke up as they filed by his coffin, state media reported today.

Brighton Dama Zanthe, 34, was being laid to rest inside a coffin last Monday after he apparently died at his home following a long illness.

The transport worker's grieving family covered his body with blankets and made arrangements to transfer him to a local mortuary, according to a report in the Herald newspaper.

But the next day Mr Zanthe's friends and relatives scattered in disbelief when he started moving as they filed past to say their emotional goodbyes.

The dead man's boss Lot Gaka told the Herald of the moment he realised his employee was still alive.

He said: 'I was the first to notice Zanthe's moving legs as I was in the queue to view his body. This shocked me.

'At first I could not believe my eyes but later realised that there was indeed some movements on the body as other mourners retreated in disbelief.'

Mr Gaka, who runs a bus company in the midlands city of Gweru, told the newspaper Mr Zanthe had been persistently unwell before his 'death' last week.

He told how he visited the family's home to offer support when his employee's wife called to say he had passed away.

He said: 'Zanthe had been on sick leave for some time and everyone at work was aware that he was critical.

'We would visit him at his home.

'I was not surprised when I received a call from Zanthe's wife on Monday night last week saying that her husband had died.'

He added: 'I visited two local funeral parlours for quotations before I drove to Zanthe's house so that we could take the body to the mortuary.

'Zanthe's body had already been put in a coffin and people were preparing to conduct a body viewing procession so that his body could be taken to a mortuary.

'It was during the body viewing procession that he "resurrected".'

Another witness told the state-controlled newspaper how the family desperately pulled blankets off Mr Zanthe's body to try to revive him after realising he was still alive.

He said: 'Gaka later removed some blankets from Zanthe's body after we noticed some movements and this was when we all realised that there was still life.

'We then called an ambulance which came within seven minutes.

'It's really a miracle and most people are still in disbelief.'

The Herald, which is owned by Zimbabwe's government, reported that Mr Zanthe spent two days on life support after being rushed to the Gweru Provincial Hospital following the incident.

He was discharged last week and has since returned home.

The shaken family man told the newspaper he had only a hazy recollection of the event.

He said: 'This issue can be best told by people who came to my house to attend my funeral.

'I don't know what happened and I only remember being on a life support system in hospital.'

He added: 'Everything is history to me.

'What I can only confirm is that people gathered at my house to mourn but I was given another chance and I am alive. I feel okay now.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324292/Mourners-flee-funeral-deceased-wakes-coffin.html

Zimbabwe has been known for their zombies. What would you do if a loved one came back from the dead at their funeral?

SOURCE : http://.com/2013/05/man-awakes-from-dead-at-funeral.html

Phones / Re: Glo Returned Blackberry Data Volume To The Old Cap by nerfetiti: 8:58pm On May 14, 2013
Ucbrowser is not goin on glo......or am I the only one havin these problem....

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