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Religion / Re: How Did You Become An Atheist by nferyn(m): 12:02am On Nov 25, 2010
mrmayor:

@Nferyn,

Wow, where have you been? wink
Been busy (haven't we all ;-))

mrmayor:

Good to see you back on Nairaland. How's the family; bet your twins ( I think you have twins) must have all grown up. smiley Best regards to your wife and children. Welcome back again grin
Thanks for the re-welcome. Everything's fine in our family. We didn't have twins before, but now we do. Our house is becoming too small with all the children
Religion / Re: How Did You Become An Atheist by nferyn(m): 10:19pm On Nov 23, 2010
when did you become an atheist?
I always was, as far as I know

please share your story of how you became an
atheist ?
see above

what prompted you to make that decision
I don't think you can ever choose to believe something. belief is a consequence of exposure to information and the social context in which it is received.

do you come from a family of atheists - (no insults meant here)
yes, for as long as I lived at least. My parents are ex-catholic.

which religion do you particular find repugnant?
Religions that suppress or actively avoid free inquiry

which religion do you find - nearly acceptable if you
wanted to be religious -
Unitarian Universalism or maybe the original Budhism

what are you views on :

death
Inevitable. The end of existence.

pre/post marital sex
Ok, as long as it is between 2 consenting adults and no emotional deceit is involved.

stealing
wrong (in most cases)

lying
depends, in most cases to be avoided

murder

wrong

afterlife
death

many views on the above subjects are influenced by religion.
unfortunately, they are, indeed.

without religious injunctions the actions become amoral.
and why would that be?
Religion / Re: Announcing: The Temple of the Sacred Coconut by nferyn(m): 1:50am On Nov 23, 2010
bump
Religion / Re: Please Answer This! by nferyn(m): 1:49am On Nov 23, 2010
That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence
(Ch. Hitchens)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Belgium To Split; Why Cant Nigeria? by nferyn(m): 6:02pm On Oct 06, 2007
ono:

Hi Nferyn!
Nice to have you here. I guess you're from Belgium, rite? Thanks for the clarification. But reading between the lines of your entry, I noticed we're practically saying thesame thing.
Good to hear from you too. Apart from the acknowledgment that Belgians are discussing the split up of the country, yes, we are.

ono:

Botton line is that until such a time that Nigeria set forth to practice true federalism, peace and unity will continue to elude us.
the only way a centralized state can continue to exist peacefully is by forced assimilation of their minorities (like what happened in France). The cultural identities of the minority cultures need to be crushed in a centralized state.

ono:

Now, what is the major obstacle to the practice of true federalism in Nigeria?: The presence of oil in the Niger Delta. Will the oil ever dry up in the Delta so that Nigerians can start thinking of true federalism again?: Unfortunately, research has shown that the oil will not dry up - going by the present geological processes going on in the place.
Even though this is currently a problem, it doesn't need to be. The lack of accountability of politicians is the problem and indeed, a highly centralized state leaves far more opportunities for unaccountability
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 5:49pm On Oct 06, 2007
ricadelide:

@nferyn, dtw_sola, English1 et al
English1, you may want to recheck the definition of atheist. Atheists do not believe in deities of any sort. Simple as that.

I personally am a humanist agnostic, who just believes that all the major world religions are false, yet I have not completely ruled out the possibility of the existence of a god.
AND
Quite a lot of people are reluctant to categorise themselves as atheists because of the - very successful I must say - campaign by theists to define atheism as an active rejection of God, which is only one type of atheism. You can make a typology of belief systems on two axes: knowledge (of the existence of God) and belief (in the existence of God).
On the belief axis, you have:
* atheism: the lack of belief in (a) deit(y)(ies)

I observed the posts by English1 and dtw_sola deciding not to comment. Then i noticed nferyn appear with his rod of correction. However i think it would be fair if i raised some issues that naturally fall out from your statements.

Its obvious that you take issues dtw_sola because of the clause in his statement that he "has not completely ruled out the possibility of the existence of God" and thus his unwillingness to append the 'atheist' nametag to himself, thus you were quick to insinuate that it was entirely unncessary. Although you might say that your intent was to 'correct' his definition of atheism which is not really the case because your definitions are the same.
It was never my intention to correct anyone. The only thing I wanted to do was clarifying that atheism does not necessarily imply the active rejection of deities and that you can be both an atheist and an agnostic at the same time.

ricadelide:

And in that light, i wonder why you had to robe theists into it, considering that it is you guys who keep shifting definitions because there is no logically justifiable premise on which to maintain the 'athiest' appellation.
You're implying a lot of things here without saying very much. My contention is that the common (let's call it 'dictionary') definition of atheism is determined by the perception of theists. In a culture that is mainly theistic, the general population will attach a lot of unwarranted connotations to the atheist label and because of that some atheists really are afraid to call themselves atheists. This isn't very much so in Europe, but in the US and definitely in Nigeria, that's definitely the case.

ricadelide:

Let me ignore the fact that i could provide a dictionary definition of atheism that is different from what you put up above however and concentrate on your definition.
That's exactly my problem: others define what atheism is. most explicit atheists (and definitely contemporary atheist philosophers) will go for my definition.

ricadelide:

The problems with the alternative(s) you profer readily pop out. You say atheism is the 'lack of belief in a diety(ies)'. That's a very safe position to take.
Possibly, but whether or not it is 'safe' is irrelevant. It is a correct definition

ricadelide:

Lack of belief. Let's personalize that definition so that it doesn't just rest in the air of abstraction. The first issue that comes to my mind though is this: is that a passive lack of belief or an active one? If it is an active one (ie you believe that there is no God(s) or that God(s) do(es) not exist), how does that differ from what theists have criticized, with its inherent logical inconsistencies?
Which logical inconsistencies?

ricadelide:

Are you trying to delineate that which is believed from that which is proferred as fact?
Sorry but I'm not follwing your train of thought.


ricadelide:

Of course its passive, you'd say. Afterall, you're trying to make a distinction from what 'true' atheism constitutes as distinguished from what christians have tried to label atheism as. So you redefine it to mean a lack of belief in God rather than an active denial of God.
See, once more it's me that 'redefines' things. You don't seem to understand that an active denial implies the conceptual validity of what is denied, which would mean that our simpleton OLAADEGBU is right and that by definition true atheists cannot exist.

ricadelide:

Then the other issue that arises is; is it a lack of belief in God or the lack of belief in[b] the existence of [/b] God? - the two are very different, and i notice that you equivocate on those definitions in your post. The latter is equivalent to a belief in the non-existence of God and is no way passive.
I could have been more precise and called it the lack of belief in the existence of God(s), but that really doesn't matter all that much. Epistemologically, it definitely is not equivalent to an active denial of God. I can actively deny or disbelieve in the existence of a specific God, but not the amorphous, ever changing God of the apologists.

ricadelide:

And as per the former, first off, many creatures and even things, lack a belief in God. My laptop lacks belief in God, and i guess my cat probably did (i can't be sure; i didnt ask him). It might be wise also to note that they do lack a belief in quantum physics. What then? Can i then call my cat an atheist?
You could, indeed. Your cat is an implicit atheist. I on the other hand am an explicit atheist and so are all the people that call themselves atheists.

ricadelide:

Even bringing it home to Homo sapiens, are babies atheists? That is a very vague definition of atheism and is at best a retreat to agnostism.
No it isn't vague at all. (a)theism deals with belief, (a)gnosticism deals with knowledge and you can both be agnostic and atheist.

ricadelide:

I also remember my days in the roman catholic church as a young boy, although i never did doubt the existence of God (i think i've always been a theist), yet i did not believe in God. What then would you have called me; an atheistic theist?
I have already clarified my position. Belief in here means belief in the existence of.

ricadelide:

I could make a lot of analogies from your 'definition'. It follows that if atheism is to be defined as "a lack of belief in a deity(ies)" then it is unwarranted for you to 'correct' dtw_sola when he introduces his "i've not ruled out the possibility of the existence of God" clause,
I wasn't correcting him at all, I was just trying to bring more clarify to the terminology used. there is no axis that goes from atheism over agnosticism over pantheism over deism to theism.

ricadelide:

because, if anything, his position is more honest (and logical) than yours. Beleiving in the non-existence of God is not the same as lacking a belief in God. Atheism is not agnosticsm, and even if/when you qualify atheism with agnosticsm, by implication (of your definitions) it is tautological.
You seem to be unwilling to understand that I do not say that atheism equals agnosticism, both deal with different aspects of the God-question.

ricadelide:

Furthermore, for all its worth, your definition can be expanded/extrapolated to "i do not believe in God(s) whether or not he/they exist(s)" So much for passivity.
Epistemologically there are significant, qualitative differences between the two positions, but as far as practical consequences are concerned, they amount to the same thing, yes. What you should understand is that, when dealing with the truth value of a proposition, your epistemological position is paramount in determining the validity of your argument. Equivocating the two is simply dishonest.

ricadelide:

dtw_sola's position, although i don't agree with him, is still a more honest (and albeit logical) position. And your 'correction' is unwarranted.
As I said, I wasn't correcting but clarifying. I do not disagree with dtw_sola's and to be frank, your implication of dishonesty on my part is uncalled for.

ricadelide:

And i do pray he (and you notwithstanding) eventually attains the knowlege of and belief in God that I and many others have, by His grace, attained. Cheers smiley
Your concern is quite charming and as you should know by now, I really want to understand your position, but assertion and smug disregard for my position isn't going to bridge the gap between us. At the very least you are respectful enough to have a real conversation. Something that cannot be said about people like OLAADEGBU .
Sports / Re: How Many Are Interested In Cycling? by nferyn(m): 10:09am On Oct 06, 2007
Good to find some Nigerians that are interested in cycling. I used to race a long time ago (when I was 16) and still try to ride my bike as much as I can. If you want taste tough racing in the espoir category, Belgium's the place to come to. If you have any test results (VO2Max, power output, TT results), I could pass them on to some team coaches.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Belgium To Split; Why Cant Nigeria? by nferyn(m): 10:04am On Oct 06, 2007
ono:

The Belgians sure are discussing about splitting up, because matters of governance in the country have gotten to a head. And they're genuinely discussing a way forward for governing the different ethnic groups that make up Belgium. Each ethnic group wants to protect their interests in a united or divided Belgium.
We're not discussing splitting up Belgium at all. there's a stalemate in the negotiations over forming a government, but only a few fringe groups are really thinking about splitting up the country. Belgium doesn't really have distinct ethnic groups, but rather linguistic groups. There's very little cultural difference betweens Flemish and Walloon people. it's a language issue. The different language groups have very different ideas on how to govern the country, but, because of the federal structure of Belgium, this hardly impacts the functioning of the country, it's mainly an image issue (and the complete misunderstanding that foreigners have when it comes to Belgian politics, we're really not on the verge of civil war wink )

ono:

Herein lies the difference between Nigeria and Belgium. While the Belgians are doing this for the very first time, I believe, and will most likely implement the decisions of the participants of that discussion, Nigerians have held several political conferences in the past, written myriads of reports on the recommendations of participants of these conference but have never implemented any of the recommendations.
There isn't any break-up scenario on the table, these are only negotiations over forming the next federal government, the two aren't really comparable

ono:

So, while Belgians are discussing a way forward for their country, and the ethnic groups making up the country are won't to progress with what they have, here in Nigeria as soon as the matter of oil comes up at any conference, Jihadists and pretenders rally round their people to pour cold water on any recommendation. Oil is a no-go area for discussion. The Niger Delta people can rotten where ever they are. No one (Jihadists and pretenders alike) will part with that oil in that place. They must realise the full benefit of oil being located in a united Nigeria. Until then, Nigeria must remain as one.
Another reason why the two cannot be compared; Belgium doesn't have any natural resources at all. The only thing Belgium has is it's highly educated multilingual population, it's geographical position within Europe and the excellent infrastructure.

ono:

Brings us back to David's entry. It's oil that's keeping us together.
And this makes the proposition to reintroduce genuine federalism probably the best way to keep Nigeria united in the long run. Without federalism, Belgium most definitely would have split up by now.
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 10:29am On Sep 30, 2007
dtw_sola:

English1, you may want to recheck the definition of atheist. Atheists do not believe in deities of any sort. Simple as that.

I personally am a humanist agnostic, who just believes that all the major world religions are false, yet I have not completely ruled out the possibility of the existence of a god.
Quite a lot of people are reluctant to categorise themselves as atheists because of the - very successful I must say - campaign by theists to define atheism as an active rejection of God, which is only one type of atheism. You can make a typology of belief systems on two axes: knowledge (of the existence of God) and belief (in the existence of God).
On the belief axis, you have:
* atheism: the lack of belief in (a) deit(y)(ies)
* deism: the belief in an impersonal, first mover god
* pantheism: belief that the divine is embedded in the very fabric of the Cosmos
* theism: the belief in a personal God who interacts with the universe
On the 'knowledge' axis, you only have:
* agnosticism: position whereby you declare that you [b]cannot [/b]obtain knowledge about the (non)existence of deit(y)(ies)
* gnosticism: position whereby you declare that you [b]can [/b]obtain knowledge about the (non)existence of deit(y)(ies)

If you combine the two, you get a pretty good view on the belief position of a person, e.g. I am an agnostic atheist.
Now it's pretty clear that a classification on these two axis doesn't tell you anything about the philosophical postion of a person. There is as much variety among atheists (perhaps even more) than there is among theists.
You have secular humanist, epicurean, stoic, Marxist and objectivist and even satanist atheists and they are far more different in their philosophy and ethics than Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hinduists, Buddhists and animist theists are.

The idiotic lumping together of all secularists by our friend OLAADEGBU just shows how ill informed he really is and one thing that should be perfectly clear is that you shouldn't let the theists (especially the more closed-minded variety) define what you really are. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the label atheism.
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 10:55am On Sep 29, 2007
OLAADEGBU:

Why don't you first establish that fact beyond a shadow of a doubt. You empty assertions are no replacement for evidence, my dear friend.
The building is the evidence that there was a builder, and with the same logic the fact that you as a complex human being with all your faculties and ability to think and type on the keyboard is all the evidence I need to know that there is a more intelligent creator.
Ah reasoning by analogy, don't you love the accuracy and precision of the Christian apologist' arguments? grin
Why do you infer a creator when no such creator is necessary to explain the appearance of 'design'? Natural selection is perfectly capable of arriving at immensely complex adapted structures without any use of intentional design. The evolution of the camera-lens eye, which happened multiple independent times in evolutionary history is only one such an example.

OLAADEGBU:

Give me some evidence for the existence of that so-called soul, then you may have the beginning of a point.
Your spirit is the part of you that you can use to relate to God but since your spirit is dead in tresspassess and sin the communication line has been broken.
Now you tell me what my spirit is used for and that it is a dead part of me, but you're not one step closer at explaining what it actually is or how we can detect it. You like to define things into existence, don't you?


OLAADEGBU:

Your soul is the part of you that relates to this natural world and this consists of your will, emotions and personality which forms your character, your mind that you use to think(intellect).
Your definitions don't bring us any closer to actually getting a grasp of what a soul is. If it is only the combination of those characteristics, then you have no reason to infer the properties of that so called 'soul' described below as these properties cannot possibly be detected. You're defining things into existence again, an external verification of your concepts is nigh impossible.

OLAADEGBU:

An illustration is of the piano and the music (melody). The moment you play the piano you produce the music but if you take the piano apart you don't get to see the music. In other words, you cannot relate to God through an untransformed mind, your spirit has to be alive just as the telephone line has to be connected or the radio tunned to the right frequency before you can receive and transmit. The soul therefore, will take on the shape on what is active, either the spirit or the body.
Your analogy - the favorite theist' rhetorical trick - is inapplicable, as the referents are non-existent or have to be established first. Music is an emergent property of the instruments and the intentions of the people using them, all of which can be empirically detected. No such luck though for your soul, spirit and God.

OLAADEGBU:

The Chambers dictionary defines conscience as "the sense of moral correctness that governs or influences a person's actions or thoughts." Your conscience is what we call the police man of the soul or the alarm bell that makes us to stop and think of the consequences of our actions.
I'm quite sure no dictionary defines conscience as 'the police man of the soul', you're defining things into existence again.

OLAADEGBU:

This is what the animals don't have as they can only operate on instincts, they do not stop to think about the future consequences of their actions.
This is where you're wrong, some do, albeit to a lesser extent than humans. Dolphins and bonobos have engaged in intentional, reflective behaviour. By the way, why do you think that humans don't act on instinct as well. Instinct determines our behaviour to a large extent, even though we try to rationalise our behaviour after the fact.

OLAADEGBU:

Unless you want to prove otherwise. Every human being (Homo-Sapiens) have this conscience that God exists, it is only by our conscious efforts that we delibrately try to silence it,
Oh dear, you now have reshaped conscience from the stance that directs your intentionality into ethical behaviour to include the 'knowledge' that God exists. Could that possibly be to only include theists in your definition of conscious people. Very sly trick indeed. If your definition were true, theists would objectively be morally superiour to atheists, something that flies in the face of the empirical evidence. there is not a single finding that establishes that atheist behaviour is less moral that theist behaviour, on the contrary, there are e.g. proportionally far moer theists in prison than atheists, also Evangelical Christians have higher divorce rates than liberal Christians, who then still have higher divorce rates than atheists and agnostics. So much for your moral superiority grin

OLAADEGBU:

just as we try to silence our alarm bells when we don't want to wake up from our slumber. We try to silence our consciences because we do not want to be held accountable for our shortcomings.
Another inept analogy. Why don't you keep your analogies for the children in Sunday class, they've just just reached the level of intellectual maturity at which these kind of arguments make an impression.
I urge you to give deductive and inductive logic try

OLAADEGBU:

This is the reason why I asked the so called atheists to answer question six on the atheists test posted above. The same way as a thief would not want to believe that there is any policeman around the corner before he goes out on a stealing rampage because he is blinded by the thrill of the benefits of his exploits until he gets caught.
Maybe you're just projecting your own shortcomings on others. I am in no need for the fear of retribution and punishment from a celestial dictator to guide my ethics. I'm quite capable of maintaining my own moral standards without fear for divine intervention, unlike many of our theist friends who seem to believe that they only behave morally because of their skydaddy and his carrots and sticks (forgive me the use of analogy here, i thought it was fitting for the situation wink).

OLAADEGBU:

We have a proverb in our dialect that says "All days belong to the thief but one important day belongs to the owner". You may silence your conscience that says that the evidence of the existence of God is all around you,
Or so you think. Which evidence, my dear Watson, which evidence?

OLAADEGBU:

but you can silence this voice by choosing to believe the world philosophies based on evolutionary theory which are conjectures rather than facts,they are opinions formed without proof, an opinion formed on slight or defective evidence or none at all according to the 'Chambers dictionary', and this philosophy needs more faith than to believe in the existence of God the creator.
It's quite difficult to put so many conjectures and misconceptions in one sentence. The very least I can say is that you try grin
1. which philosophies?
2. TOE: conjecures: how?
3. TOE: no facts: how?
4. opinions without proof: why? Why use the word proof?
5. formed on slight or defective evidence: explain why it is slight or defective?
6. none at all according to chambers dictionary, explain? Are we talking about a uniquely 'Christian' dictionary here?
7. philosophy needs more faith to believe in that in the existence of God the creator, why?
Lots of assertions, no substance.

OLAADEGBU:

And how do you know that? Because some ancient text penned by down by a bunch of semi-literate bronze age herders tells yo so?
I am surprised that you find it difficult to believe in the fact that everyone born of a woman except for two people has died or would die sooner or later in life. Death is a certainty.
I wasn't referring to death but rather our implication that the 'soul' and the body separate after dying.

OLAADEGBU:

This brings us back to the beginning, when Adam ate of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. This disobedience brought sin and death to all mankind.
Which you state as being factual without even the tiniest bit of evidence. Your hubris never ceases to amaze me.

OLAADEGBU:

Since then man has sought for knowledge that will be without God, no wonder the human philosophies such as naturalism, humanism, atheism, hedonism, agnotism, fascism, racism, nazism, socialism, communism, materialism, capitalism, feminism and all the isms have one thing in common and that is the absence of God or the denial or dismissal of any belief in the spiritual realm.
Let me just pick out of few of your isms as an example.
It really is good to know that fascism, racism and nazism are atheistic philosophies. Maybe you can take a time-machine and go and tell that to the devout Catholic Hitler and Franco, who carried out their policies with the blessing of the 'Holy Mother the Church'. Or maybe you can transport yourself even further back in time and talk to the slaveholders in the old US and say that their baptist defense of Slavery based on the Bible really was an atheist philosophy?
Your attempt at reasoning really is patently simplistic and factually wrong. But I didn't expect anything more, I'm affraid.

OLAADEGBU:

Almost all scientific inventions that has been made has been used to kill en-mass even though it can also be used to help humans afterwards, an example is the splitting of the atom.
A statistical statement based on a sample size of 1, how wonderful.

OLAADEGBU:

According to the US. congress communism was responsible for over 135 million deaths.
Your point?

OLAADEGBU:

The result of natural selection in the elimination and the exploitation of the 'weakest' or the 'survival of the fittest' through colonialism and racism in Africa and Asia, the Jews can tell you how the theory of nazism, racism and fascism eliminated millions of them in Germany and beyond, the millions of aborted pre-born babies and the divorce rate can testify how the fallacy of feminism has devalued the sanctity of human lives.
Throw everything in one big basket, add some false statements and implications, stir and you get one emotional diabetre.

OLAADEGBU:

Homosexualism, adultery, euthanasia, political correctness, multiculturalism and ego-ism(E[/b]dging [b]G[/b]od [b]O[/b]ut) have all proved how they have silenced their consciences and looking for alternative means and purpose of living that will be void of God.
Pray tell me, dear friend, could you point out a few monstrosities carried out by secular humanists and compare them with the rivers of blood that have been shed in the name of the Most High? You can even correct for their proportions in the population.

OLAADEGBU:

These are a few of the consequences of the knowledge of good and evil that has led to a death too many.
And obviously your omnipotent God was incapable of doing anything about it?

OLAADEGBU:

But the tree of life was meant to give us life and that life is now given to us through the last Adam Jesus Christ so as to make us Homo-Novus, a new man in Christ. [b]2Cor.5:17
So we can now access the wisdom of God which the natural man through his mind would find impossible.
Good to know that Christians are always the exemplary specimens of the human species, unfortunately that couldn't be deducted from their earthly behaviour. Or maybe they're no true Scotsmen?

OLAADEGBU:
The absolute moral commandments as seen in the 10 commandments
You mean the ones that God himself regularly asks to violate, such as in Luke 14:26: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.". Please continue to live in your woo-woo fantasy land.

OLAADEGBU:

which is to remind us of what our seared consciences that has been drowned by these human philosophies and which cannot be attained to but can only be obtained by faith in the Last Adam as we receive the free gift of eternal life, the Power and wisdom of God will be revealed in our lives. So what Adam lost in the garden of Eden through disobedience has been restored by the obedience of the Last Adam, so we can now receive this free gift of eternal life, the mind of Christ and the Power of God.
It's always heartwarming to find out that you have a preponderance of hard evidence behind you to establish those wonderful facts, isn't it?

[SNIP]

OLAADEGBU:

The above scriptures proves
No, it doesn't prove anything at all, it asserts a lot without any evidence, that's all.

OLAADEGBU:

that it is difficult and impossible for the natural, non-spiritual man who was born Homo-Sapien, and has inherited the original sin from Adam through his unregenerated mind that is dependent on the knowledge of good and evil, to understand, comprehend and correctly recognise the wisdom of God that is far superior to the human philosophies. It is only those who have now become Homo-Novus that is, a new man by faith in the Last Adam2Cor.5:17, who is heavenly and spiritual, who is the[b] Logos[/b] of the whole universe, that is , the reason why we live, move and have our being.
Your contributions here are really beyond the pale. So much talk, so little substance and above all so much deceit. If you really want to converse with others, the very least you can do is try to understand your opponents position, but I guess that wasn't your intention, you're here to preach, aren't you?
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 11:24pm On Sep 24, 2007
OLAADEGBU:

@nferyn,

I will like you to complete the following atheist (1-5) and moral (6) test for me to determine whether you are truly an atheist or an agnostic and to know how sincere you really are before I can answer your questions.
Great, now it's up to the theists to determine what atheism is grin

Your whole Ray Comfort 'test' is one fallacious argument based on false premises and a complete lack of understanding of what the Theory of Evolution is (as well as missing an elementary grasp of deductive logic). KAG dealt with it quite satisfactorily already, so I'll leave it at that.

Anyway, please answer the following question so that I can determine whether or not you are a genuine Christian:
When did you stop beating your wife?
1. Yesterday
2. 2 weeks ago
3. I still beat my wife regularly

Failure to answer my question will result in the your inevitable classification as a fake Christian.

OLAADEGBU:

I hope this is written in Ingrish wink
Something like that, yes.
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 8:51pm On Sep 24, 2007
OLAADEGBU:

There are some facts of life that I want the so called atheists and agnostics to ponder on.

1. That God created you and gave you the breath of life. Whether you believe He exists or not there is nothing you can do to change that fact
Why don't you first establish that fact beyond a shadow of a doubt. You empty assertions are no replacement for evidence, my dear friend.

OLAADEGBU:

2. That you are a spirit being, you have a soul and you live in a body. You cannot deny the fact that you have a body which is just a shell, that enables you to use your five senses. Your soul comprises of your freewill, personality, mind and conscience.
Give me some evidence for the existence of that so-called soul, then you may have the beginning of a point.

OLAADEGBU:

The fact that everybody has a conscience which God has programmed in us to be able to discern good and evil cannot be denied.
Oh yes it can. Sociopaths an psychopaths don't have any conscience at all. Before you ramble about 'what God programmed in us', why don't you establish the existence of your God first.

OLAADEGBU:
Your spirit which is the only part of us that can communicate with God and to worship Him is dead because of sin in our lives including unbelief.
Right and could you translate that into coherent English?

OLAADEGBU:

3. That everybody dies. This is not depended upon whether you believe it or not, the fact is that at one point in time we all physically die, that is when the spirit and soul are separated from the body.
And how do you know that? Because some ancient text penned by down by a bunch of semi-literate bronze age herders tells yo so?

OLAADEGBU:
One may not believe in the law of gravity but the moment you test it by jumping from a 20 storey building it will be too late to tell the story.
Contrary to your fairytales, gravitational forces have been confirmed empirically over and over again, but I guess understanding the scientific method is most likely a bridge too far into unchartered intellectual territory.

OLAADEGBU:

The law of sin and death once tested and you die it will be too late to tell the story that there is life after death.
Which makes it untestable, how convenient, isn't it?

OLAADEGBU:

4. That God is going to judge you after death based on what you have done with your conscience or what decision you made with the sacrifice that Jesus Christ made for you. It is either you have allowed the jugdment mete on Jesus to be on your behalf or that you will face God to defend your actions by yourself and be judged.
And some more "hocus-pocus" follows

OLAADEGBU:

5. That the decision you make here on earth before you die will determine where you will spend your eternity, heaven the dwelling place of God or to be eternally separated from God in the lake of fire with the devil and his angels.
I knew somehow that Christianity had to be some cult of death, thanks for confirming my suspicions.

OLAADEGBU:

God has chosen life for you in Jesus Christ, my advise to you will be to choose life over death. There is the law of sin and death that we have all inherited from the first man, Adam. Since Adam sinned sin and death passed to all men, but thank God for the last Adam, Jesus Christ who is heavenly and holy and that by believing in Him you will have eternal life with God and begin to enjoy the righteousness of God, the peace of God that passess all understanding and the joy of God in your heart that flows like a river. Then you will be able to apply the Spirit of the law of Christ in your life. smiley

"For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus hath made me free from the law of sin and death."

Romans 8:2
Isn't it wonderful to be able to be judgemental and self-centered while at the same time covering yourself under a cloak of modesty? How 'Christian' of you.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 10:24pm On Sep 23, 2007
siege:

nferyn where d hell did u burst out from because someone's gotta hold u down
shocked lipsrsealed
And why should I be held down?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 5:27pm On Sep 23, 2007
ricadelide:

Now this issue interests me because just last week I was asking myself this question:
"If the devil cracks a joke, would i laugh?"

I know you guys (Seun & nferyn) don't believe in a devil concept but allow it for the sake of thought.
Obviously the devil's jokes would be very crude, but then they'd still be jokes. I doubt if I, who will ordinarily not want to indulge in any form of 'crudeness', would find his jokes funny. Just my thought.

I guess you couldn't help but laughing (if the joke's funny that is). Maybe you'd feel guilty for laughing afterwards, though.

I really liked the atheist and the bear one. Do you have any more good atheist jokes?

ricadelide:

Now you should take it easy, grin grin
Don't worry, I won't be throwing any stones wink
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2007
Seun:

Nope. And that's my second point. So you need to make Mary's action not result in a death!
I'm not the author of the joke, Seun
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 5:20pm On Sep 23, 2007
ricadelide:

of course that's not mentioning the fact that some 'inside' jokes tend not to provoke a laugh if the hearer does not understand the context of the joke itself.
That's why I explicitly said that it was a joke for Catholics (or at least for people familiar with a Catholic frame of reference). I once told the exact same joke to someone in my family that was a nun and she found it funny.

ricadelide:

I remember when i was younger and read Reader's Digest, because i wasn't an american i found it hard to understand the jokes, let alone laugh. As i grew to have a broader context, the jokes became much more meaningful and provoked much more laughter.
I understand your point, but shouldn't [b]every [/b]Catholic 'get it' in this case?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 5:16pm On Sep 23, 2007
ricadelide:

I doubt if the objection to laughter (at least in this case) stems so much from the 'funniness' of the joke itself, rather than the status of the hearers. A joke that is not done at the expense of the hearer is always (or usually) funny, whilst if its done at the expense of what the hearer holds dear, it might lose its ability to provoke a laugh.
If anyone thinks that I was serious about Mary being a murderer, then then need to have their head examined, I even added the atheist joke for that reason.

ricadelide:

We are all sensitive beings you know - especially the few that happen to hold some things dear.
re you implying something here, perhaps?

ricadelide:

Depending on the content (and perhaps context), i may or may not laugh at a joke done at the expense of my mum. However, that does not mean we don't tease her though.
ricadelide, be careful or I might think you're (literally) suffering from a God-complex wink
Your mum, you said?

ricadelide:

I think its really a tough call.
As far as I'm concerned, there's little off bounds when it come to humour, except when done with the explicit intention of hurting people, which is definitely not the case here.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 5:09pm On Sep 23, 2007
Seun:

I just feel Catholics won't be willing to accept the idea of Mary being a murderer.
And Protestants will?
Anyway, it's a joke people, a joke undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 4:59pm On Sep 23, 2007
Maybe we can extend this thread to a discussion on the ontological status of Jokes grin

When is a joke funny?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 4:54pm On Sep 23, 2007
Seun:

Perhaps it would be a better joke if the woman collapsed but didn't actually die?
The moment you try to make a joke more politically correct, it stops being funny. Either you think it's funny or you don't

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 4:38pm On Sep 23, 2007
mopegirl:

i will still be waiting for your explanation
Alright, I'll give it a try, but beware, once you explain a joke, it's no longer funny.
1. based on a well known parable with the moral content: only judge if you're beyond reproach, boiling down to (as none of us are perfect): don't judge.
2. Catholic doctrine states that there is only one woman free from original sin: Mary, the mother of Jesus
3. As Mary is without sin, the saying "Let the one without sin cast the first stone" applies to her
4. So she stones the woman (to death)
5. This invalidates the moral content of the parable
6. Of course, to be funny there needs to happen something unexpected: Mary, blessed among women throwing a stone and killing the woman outright should qualify as unexpected
7. hence, the reason why the above qualifies as a joke.

Please note that to 'get' the joke, you need to know:
1. the special status of Mary among Catholic believers
2. the parable on which this is based
3. that Jesus was trying to make a point with this parable and didn't mean it to be take literally
4. which in itself is a wink to our protestant Biblical literalists
5. which makes this joke somewhat 'friendly' to our Catholic friends
6. and is a jab at those calling themselves Catholic that want to take the Bible literally (you know faith and works, scripture and tradition wink )
Religion / Re: Atheism Is An Act Of Ignorance , True Of False Or ? by nferyn(m): 10:26pm On Sep 22, 2007
jerrymania:

Now to all atheist. all i ever want to know is if you guys believe in miracles.
First define miracles. I guess I don't but that depends on your definition of miracles.

jerrymania:

do you also deny the existence of miracles? or supernatural occurences?
Do supernatural occurrences exist? Possibly, but none have been established so far, so I don't hold my breath. Anyway, please be aware that something that currently doesn't have a natural explanation yet not necessarily can be ascribed to the supernatural. Almost everything that used to be attributed to the supernatural in the past now has a natural explanation and I'm fairly confident that the remaining gaps in our knowledge will be plugged in due time.

jerrymania:


Lets start from there!
And what is your purpose?
Religion / Re: Are Humans Spirit? by nferyn(m): 6:14pm On Sep 22, 2007
Jen33:

Not you again!
Good to find out that courtesy isn't dead yet in this world wink

Jen33:

We debated this topic at length a while back and you were soundly defeated.
In your overactive imagination perhaps. Repeating the same pre-packaged claims ad nauseum doesn't constitute a 'victory' in my books

Jen33:

Your chemical reaction theory does not negate the spiritual experience felt by the consciousness.
Of course it doesn't, just like the germ theory of disease doesn't in itself negate the idea that disease is God's punishment, it just makes makes a 'spiritual' explanation entirely unnecessary.

Jen33:

The experience may manifest physically as a chemical reaction,
It is not manifested as a chemical reaction, it is [u]caused [/u]by it, a very different thing.

Jen33:

but since consciousness is not physical matter,
It is an emergent property of specific brain configurations and states among 'higher' animals. The most developed level of consciousness (3rd level temporal self-awareness) is currently only established among humans. It is directly linked to the complexity of the wiring in the brain, for example infants do not exhibit consciousness.

Jen33:

the manifestation of the death experience on a non-physical level is totally different.
Really? Care to establish that 'fact'?

Jen33:

All in all, a dying brain reaction can simply not account for the huge catalogue of experiences and visions reported by NDErs.
Another argument from personal incredulity. [b]You [/b]cannot imagine that NDE's have a purely materialistic cause, ergo they must be supernatural

Jen33:

Do you realise that a number of NDEers have returned from the dead with special abilities, knowledge, and insights which have been confirmed as authentic and hitherto beyond the abilities/purview of the experiencer(s)?
Give me one instance of an independent peer reviewed study that establishes an ability or knowledge that is beyond the possible for those people

Jen33:

At least one I know returned with scientific knowledge for which he has gotten patents.
Pardon me, but I'm not going to take your word for it. Do you have any evidence?

Jen33:

How does your 'dying brain chemical reaction' theory explain THAT?
Explain what? I think you better establish you primary premise first: give some evidence that there is such a thing as the 'spiritual'.
Religion / Re: Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters by nferyn(m): 8:52pm On Sep 21, 2007
Seun:

Our God-given free will leads us to sin, which makes God angry,
which leads to natural disasters, which is all our fault, of course.
Makes perfect sense for an all-loving God grin Especially when the punishment is meted out indiscriminately, targeting the weak and the poor more than the evil ones.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 8:37pm On Sep 21, 2007
Migines:

@mopegirl.
I'll help u.
Bcus it waz posted in d jokes section, u xpectd it to be 4ny, but bcus its not, u're confused(u don't _stand).
I guess Benny Hill is more your kind of humour. Well, can't please everyone undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2007
badgood:

Mellow!! If u had laughed over this then don't dare taking holy communion on sunday . I am ashamed of you as a catholic.
Ah the self righteous ones, how wonderful kiss
Did you even stop to wonder which parable the joke was based on?

badgood:

As per the anti christ that posted this joke---this site is not a porn site of a place where u just come and show everybody the level of your atheism.
This is probably a prime contender in the contest "how many fallacious and idiotic arguments can you put in one sentence".
1. What does this have to do with porn?
2. anti christ? Definitely not. I'm not anti-fairy either.
3. cannot show my level of atheism? Where did you get that idea? Run away fast from this forum, as the owner is an atheist as well grin

badgood:

I am a catholic and I take an exception to this joke that puts my faith in question.
You're not obliged to laugh or to find it funny. Your reaction shows you're a closed minded bigot though.
Religion / Re: Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters by nferyn(m): 5:26pm On Sep 21, 2007
From your link:
rof-lmao:

And God "responds"! grin grin grin

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.
Apparently human free will is responsible for natural disasters. Someone really has to explain that one to me.
Religion / Re: Are Humans Spirit? by nferyn(m): 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2007
Of course not. Spirits are inventions of our over active human imagination. Near death experiences or Out-of-body experiences are caused by chemical reactions in the brain.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 4:23pm On Sep 21, 2007
Apparently for some their sense of humour goes out of the window the moment it touches on their most cherished beliefs undecided

Anyway, let's be fair and balanced, shall we? We should be able to mock all and everything: here's a little joke at the expense of atheists:

The Atheist and the Bear!

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.

He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!, "
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw , brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful, AMEN!"

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Jokes Etc / A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 11:10pm On Sep 20, 2007
Jesus was with his disciples walking through Jerusalem when they came upon a crowd that was going to stone a woman to death for adultery. He jumped in front of the woman and said, "Let the one without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, from out of the crowd, a rock flew toward the woman's head. It struck her square in the temple, killing her instantly. Jesus said, "Mother, I was trying to make a point!"

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Jokes Etc / A Little Joke For Our Catholic Friends by nferyn(m): 11:05pm On Sep 20, 2007
Jesus was with his disciples walking through Jerusalem when they came upon a crowd that was going to stone a woman to death for adultery. He jumped in front of the woman and said, "Let the one without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, from out of the crowd, a rock flew toward the woman's head. It struck her square in the temple, killing her instantly. Jesus said, "Mother, I was trying to make a point!"
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by nferyn(m): 6:53pm On Sep 19, 2007
$$Rhino:

The bible said at the end of the time, there would be many theries and may that would even say they are christ, be careful so that you wont be taken in by their blvs and theory, check the word, the bible and you shall know the truth.
Please get off the internet, you silly Luddite. Go and live in a hut with your Bible and refrain from using modern technology ever again.

PS: this may seem harsh, but if you don't understand what I'm writing here, I urge you to get an education in something different from a madrassa or it's Christian equivalent

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