Nairaland Forum

eleven:

I will advise you call the electrician that fixed mine. That guy is good, very professional and understand transmission issues very well. Highly experienced. His name is Sunday and his number is: 08023696673. Guys like him needs to be encouraged. All the best.

Good day sir. Please where is his location?

Good day sir. Please How much will it cost me to get a Golf 3 GTI, Auto, AC, electric windows to Abuja.
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Good day. Very informing thread. Please what ATF is suitable for a 1999 Honda Accord. Waiting eagerly

Siena:

Bro, what spec is your car? Is it from the US or Europe?

I dont know where Canada falls sir. Perhaps I can say US?

Oga Siena in response to Hustlars querry you said " Slow driving would make any engine thirsty, especially big V6 diesels!"
Can you please ba a little elaborate if it wont be derailing this thread. Thank you

Wonderful thread from the Auto master himself. Kudos
Make: Honda.
Model: Accord.
Model year: 1999.
Engine size: ?
Engine configuration: I4.
Power: ?.
Torque: ?.
Fuel type: Petrol.
Induction: ?.
Transmission: ?-speed Automatic.
Drive configuration: FWD.

Good day sir. Where is your location?

bamosagie:

I spent nine years in Makurdi, though I never enjoyed the benefit of having intercourse with another man's wife, I know that such culture exist.
Only it is not WIDELY practiced anymore.

You spent 9 years good. Did you ever get such an offer? How did you arrive at the conclusion that the culture exist and is not widely practised?

indoorlove: Oga, if you said the tradition is no longer practise again, u would have made more sense than outrightly denied it was ever practised. I was in Benue for a visit around 1996 or thereabout and believe me, this act was practised before my very eye. Pls dont ask me if i live with them, they were my neigbour and one of their son who was my friend told me there was nothing wrong with it.

Sir I think you have a problem with comprehension/understanding. But I would prefer you throw more light. When you say you "it was practised before my very eye" what do you mean? That you were offered someones wife or someones wife was offered to someone and you witnessed them being intimate? What do you mean when you say Benue? I remember meeting a guy during NYSC who said the first time he heard of Yobe was when he got his posting and another girl that could not tell the capital of Yobe when in camp.

It is good that the op labeled those 7 things facts and not truths. Someone once argued that that all truths are facts but not all facts are truths, but thats talk for another day.
Speaking as a tiv man I would say the op is uninformed or being mischievous. You can try to inquire from those that served (NYSC) in Benue state, perhaps they will give you a little insight of how many peoples wives they were offered to make thier 1year stay worth the while.
PLEASE we should not just write things because we have access to a device and internet, we should write to share accurate knowledge that would enlighten minds

Oga Siena I want to assure you that if you relocate to Nigeria with your skills you will ever have only one regret; why you made the choice late. You will make money (tax free)sotaaaaaaaay you go cry.
On another level can these injectors be replaced?

How much land does a man need?

Ikengawo: Someone who is using a personal computer is talking about a jeopordized economy. I left Nigeria in 1995. Nobody had a computer. Nobody had a phone. You're talking about bad signal today, when I was living in Nigeria there was no such a thing a signal unless you worked for the government. If you wanted a message relayed you would send someone on an errand like in the stone age.

I remember kids trying to fight me and my siblings because we had socks. Everyone was skinning and weak, people could legitimately die of hungry. In todays nigeria that's not possible. Everything that's in the west is in Nigeria, except in an inferior quality but once upon a time non of those things were anywhere close to Nigeria.

If i say any of these things Nigerians, being so negative and hateful will get on their laptop, or their blackberry and start attacking me, telling me they're poor and suffering. Nigerians are just negative. Only whites can see the progress and growth potential and that's why they're buying up the country and making money.

Oga I think you should check your calender and revise some your sweeping statements. Except..

By default!

I think you have to first define what is unemployed and distinguish between wedding and marriage. It is sad to see many adults wait for someone to hand them a 9 to 5 schedule for them to see themselves as emplopyed and successful. What happens if they both loose them jobs after the marriage? Know of a couple(former bankers) guy lost his job a week after the wedding, lady a month later. Two years on and they dont have the 9 to 5 schedule yet. So what do they do? Break up or brace up?
Some people comenting have never been married so they dont have an idea of what it is.Truth be told, they type of person you wanted to marry when you were twenty will change when you get to thirty, due to exsisting realities, changing priorities and clearer insight.
What should be important is the direction,effort,ability to have a means of existence.
Just my thought and in no way indisputable.

He may have his opinions but on the issue of sacking 50% of civil service as cost saving is a diabolical fallacy. For a man who drives around with 5cars at government expense, for guy who created new positions in the CBN, for a guy with a robust number of aides, for a country without any welfare system, for country without a functional pension scheme, for a country without basic amenities? What percentage of the population are civil servants? What percentage of the population are dependants? So many questions. The main problem is at the top, of which Sanusi is a 'top-active' member and religiously contributing to the wastages. I stand to be corrected but, the cost of maintaining levels 1 to 15 is significantly less than what it takes to maintain 16 and above including permanent secs and commissioners/ministers. The perks at the higher levels are only limited by the avarice of the holder of that position. Ask Sanusi one on one and he will confirm it

luvinhubby: @lanre2009
The genuine shocks are sold for N28,000 for all and the pump is N18,000.
Call me on 08029255299, i can help you.

Where is your location sir?

What of the Opel Zafira

Please anybody that has an idea on how to get this phone in Nigeria should share. Tried looking for it everywhere to no avail.

How about a 2bedroom, all in suite with a visitors toilet, compact and functional
hyumanity@yahoo.com

Wondering if the absolute plan works on Andriod devices too. Anybody know?

Had a Golf 3 coupe that was constant critical head turner accompanied with hysterical shouts of; "hey, kai,psiiish, oga, siiis, et al" water the pour from ya car!!!!! Damn thing put me into austerity with a generous helping from quacks aka mechanics.

camary: i have similar problem as the screen tells me "pls check disc". My car is EOD 2004 V6. In my case, the radio and AC control controls do not even come on the screen. Someone advised i change the navigation disc bt finding it here is a problem. Any body who can help ll be appreciated.

My coz has same problem with her 2010 Toyota Rav4 Limited edition. In her case it displays insert disc and nothing else. Infact the radio wont even work. Wonder how we can go round this issue?

Good day people. Please is the price POP significantly more than PVC ceilings?

Bought the Y pro duos for 29k in march. cant say for now

That is the correct code. Be patient and see, maybe the system sent a wrong message

This is a fitting discription of the Lovely wife Baba GOD Bless me with

Good day sir. PLEASE help with quote for these:
2003 406 Manual
2003 BMW 325i series Auto et al
2002 Opel Vectra Auto et al
2003 Pontiac Vibe Auto et al
hyumanity@yahoo.com. Thank you

Ikenna351: My OBD II Scanner i ordered arrived this morning from UK ( thanks to Siena).

I would advised everyone, Peugeot owners ,to have a personal OBD II scanner. It will save you from Nigerian mechanics and re-wires nightmares.

Ikenna

Ikenna sir. Your knowledge of the lion warms the heart. Grew up with one; 504 GL. Please how much will the scanner cost at landing?
Which 2003 406 will you recommend? Will appreciate your response as usual.

hyumanity@yahoo.com

When Nigeria is still battling to get its right population figures?

pannyman: There are still a few decent spare parts shops around. That's the beauty of Nigeria-in the midst of the rot you still find some reason for cheer once in a while.

There is this guy i discovered in Port Harcourt at the spare parts area called Ikoku. It was while i was looking for air-fuel sensors for my car and had almost given up that somebody directed me to him. His name is Amaechi and he even has an internet connection in his air conditioned shop and orders parts from the US.

We seriously need guys like this to bail us out