Another Injustice Against Womanhood

My aunt came from the village last week and was giving me the Morality Speech. She told me of how a man in the village sent his humble wife packing back to her parent's house all because nature took it course at an alleged wrong time.

Infact I couldn't stop rolling and my aunt was like, i said it! She will never learn

I just told my aunt thanks a bunch for this gist, because na nairaland we go settle this injustice. How man go send wife packing because of this flimsy excuse, this one pass me abeg, this is GROSS INJUSTICE!

Dear nairalanders "What will you do if your girlfriend/spouse farted/polluted the air when you were receiving an important guest (s)? Will you kill her, chastise her or be matured about it?

Please honest answers needed from mature minded people.

ha ha ha ha ha ha, 

my jaws are aching, laugh tears pouring out my eyes, somebody help,i'm chocking!!!

real funny

While we are are laughing our butts off because of man's ego. I am busy recruiting tough females the serious waffi types that will cause a revolution in this man ego thingy. Starting from Jan. 2008 i am taking over one of the pre****tial cabinet, making me the 1st female Pre**** in Nigeria, or is it  Africa? That way we will be the ones giving orders and not the other way round.

ROTFLMAO. . . .ohh lawdy. 

Just had my laugh! 

On a serious note, if my girlfriend / wife farted in the presence of important guests, and even if the fart was followed by worse, I'D dismiss my guests, and attend to tom partner. These things can happen, and my partner's feelings will be more important than my ego, or how offended my guests must have been.

Such is life.

Back in the days in the village we were taught to be respectful (extra ordinarily respectful) to the elderly ones, in such a way that if you are among their mist and one happen to fart probably during a meeting or any social gatherings, it's the younger ones' duty to assume responsibility for that (MESS).

But i guess those were back in the days, not these days. Even if it was a 100+ old man that did that, well, you just have to bear your lawdy cross . Definitely not mine.

But in the case of a partner, i can't say much about that. "Different Strokes For Different Folks."

hehe  LMAO

@topic the man went really too far.haba,just farting  na waoooooo

How silly, has he never farted?
@ poster, what lesson did your aunt want you to learn from it, not to fart in public?

There is a Jamaican saying: If you want to fart let fart be free for it is fart that killed Mary Lee

E be like say the guy don taya for the babe before and was just looking for any excuse to officially send her away. However there should be some sort of security for the lady as if the action of the man is anything to go by, then the female folk would be assumed to be something that can just be discarded at the slightest slight.

I do not think that this is acceptable in this day and age. If na jand now, the divorce settlement claims that the lady would make would ensure that it's all worthwhile and the guy go think first before him dey transfer wife into an indefinite suspension


^{hmph hmph, something dey smell for hia, abi na my nose dey deceive me?}

I don't see how farting or not farting is disobeying or obeying the husband.

am sure auntie made up this story, its too good to be true.
long time ago my daughter was a baby , i had her on my arm and was in a shop standing in line to pay when she farted.
she fated so loud that everyone looked at me and thought It was me, 
very embarrassing moment i must say.