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Migines (m)
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Just tell a good lie.
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Migines (m)
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Lemme go ist.
I had four swimming pools in my house until armed robbers came and stole three.
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ndumart (m)
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I have travelled to three countries
Great Britain, England and United kingdom.
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Migines (m)
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The only sentence i can write in English is "I don't speak english"
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ndumart (m)
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I am a medical doctor.
I studied medicine at the Lagos State Polytechnic.
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Migines (m)
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Mig calling
*phone ringing*
caller id: 080. . . . . .
Migines:hello
Friend:mig y u no come my house again yesterday now.
Migines: abeg nor ves i deh new york as we deh yan so.
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ndumart (m)
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LOL
My father owns Coca Cola
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Migines (m)
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My father has a mining industry at ondo.
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ndumart (m)
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I have never lied
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efuah (f)
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i own Nairaland  |
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efuah (f)
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I have 250 cars  |
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Busta (f)
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Love to Exercise
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sexytitan (f)
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Sorry i didnt return your dvd. Armed robbers stole it  |
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efuah (f)
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errr. . . i don't know wha to say  |
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zigbo (f)
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i jst got a contract to supply water to the atlantic
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hollandis
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i can build a bridge form my heart to yours
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zigbo (f)
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I am so broke right now thats some serious white lie
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Thug Life (m)
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Am a real thug i got a gun  |
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sexytitan (f)
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I'm having a baby right now!!! Push, push, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Thug Life (m)
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I'm having a baby right now!!! Push, push, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
That is a lie sexytitan because you are male |
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ituen (m)
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That is a lie sexytitan because you are male
The aim of this thread is to say the truth |
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sexytitan (f)
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You guys are insane.I gave birth to a bouncing baby ituen. . . .awwh, dosen't he look cute?
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holyeye (m)
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i have never tasted d breast of a woman  |
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Kemjisuper (m)
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I neither read nor replied this thread. Hell, I didn't even log into Nairaland today! Seriously!
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ibkaye (f)
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i have never tasted d breast of a woman roflmao! i have not posted on nairaland today :p |
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sexytitan (f)
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I just saw your mama doing my bro |
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ibkaye (f)
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I just saw your brother doing my dog |
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smile4kenn (m)
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I have never talked to a girl
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brownsilk (f)
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neither have i spoken to guy before,  |
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ibkaye (f)
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i can't even speak |
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cooljoe (m)
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I'm a misogynist.
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brownsilk (f)
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can u imagine, i travelled to england last night, on gettin there, i was told am in france, they are so daft that i decided to leave but i neednt worry because i turned to my right, lo and behold, i saw an ojuelegba bus, so right now am home, what an experience
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