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toyinrayo (f)
How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« on: December 24, 2007, 05:03 AM »

LMFAO. . . lol,  people don't take offense to this. i saw a video online and decided to share it with my fellow nlander. it's funny, yet it's pathetic how some Naija ladies are cheap this dayzna wa o.

I think some of you have seen this on youtube, however for those who haven't, enjoy!!  Grin
PLZ don't take offense o
But on the serious note,
Naija women are so beautiful inside and out, but when it comes to money, some seems to despise and neglect the act of virtue and self-respectit 's sad to see my Naija ladies branded cheap, not only by our own naija men, but also by foreigners. How low can that go? For how long? yea, i know it happenes everywhere, it's kind of getting excessive in naija.  People on this forum seems to think i  am too young. But maybe if one person passes the message, another will get the message, analyze it, use it and and pass it on to another. It takes one person to think about it, and a group of people to act on it. 

    
How to pick up nigerian women!
http://www.naijapals.com/?L=video.index&id=301
Siena (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #1 on: December 24, 2007, 11:07 AM »

Have seen that one, Toyin. It's quite funny, though in some cases, sadly true.  Cry
3viso (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #2 on: December 24, 2007, 11:49 AM »

I've seen the film also and it's shameful seeing a sister changing her mind as soon as she hears the name money.
        we have beautiful sisters that should respect their dignity.
             have never seen one that says no to money.
otele (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #3 on: December 24, 2007, 04:04 PM »

@toyinyaro
  Lips sealed i no talk  Lips sealed

@siena
but we men will never berate our women to the extent of encouraging non nigerians to join and berate nigerian women. my grandmother is a nigerian woman of substance but i was deeply hurt by the thread where nigerian men were berated in the internet, by their sisters. i know i over reacted, but i was badly hurt. simple.

people are bad. you want me to talk about british women? white or black? american women? kenyans? south africans? people are bad world over. also people are good world over. why should we be the ones to announce our own in the web? why? why did somebody start that thread on nigerian men. my mum is trinidadian but my dad is igbo, i was brought up to strongly believe in africanism. i once fought in college b/c someone called an african girl i loved a whore. i love africa. but i couldnt stand it when i saw the african ladies coming to the internet to berrate nigerian men and even encouraged a white/asian/arab combo woman who even married a nigerian man to join the sport. how bad could that be? Embarrassed  tell me siena, how bad could that be? i can't join forces with a white man to berrate a black canadian woman (i'm not from canada, never been there, no plans to be there, but if a black sister from canada is insulted by anyone at all i will defend her with the same vehemence with which i defended my gender in the other thread)

so siena tell the sisters, i hear they listen to you. they should never start such a thread again. it is bad. very bad.
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #4 on: December 24, 2007, 04:28 PM »

Quote from: otele on December 24, 2007, 04:04 PM

@siena
but we men will never berate our women to the extent of encouraging non nigerians to join and berate nigerian women. my grandmother is a nigerian woman of substance but i was deeply hurt by the thread where nigerian men were berated in the internet, by their sisters. i know i over reacted, but i was badly hurt. simple

so siena tell the sisters, i hear they listen to you. they should never start such a thread again. it is bad. very bad.

Oh be quiet! Where were/are you when various threads insulting Nigerian girls are made. Why arent you running your mouth in any of them? "oh Nigerian girls are greedy, they are nasty, they are frigid in bed, they are whores, they are stupid", I can give you MANY links where Nigerian females are disrespected to the highest degree. there's even one very famous one by 925 titled "African American Woman Are Better and Smarter Than Nigerian Females", where the hell were you when such threads were being made? and yes a stupid akata woman by the name of "Sista" joined in that thread and insulted Nigerian girls along with 925 who is a full Igbo male, so what do you have to say about that? Where were you when people are making stupid threads saying Nigerian girls are frigid in bed yet these are the same bastards that are whining that they arent any virgins in Nigeria anymore. How the hell do you expect to have a virgin and a "non  frigid" woman at the same time?
Bloody imbeciles.

I don't see you whining in any of those threads yet you had the audacity to go into that thread and even turn it into a tribalistic issue. I wonder how the girl you supposedly fought for would have reacted to all those retarded posts you made in that thread. So it's ok for the guys to write a whole lot of garbage but for girls to reply, it's wrong abi?

and Big DEAL that you were "hurt" by the thread, who asked you to read it? Even then, are you the only one who read it? Siena read it and he's actually a FULL Nigerian unlike you yet you didnt see him turn into a disrespectful jackass, he stated his opinion in a respectful matter and went on his way and didnt act like a deranged lunatic like you did calling girls "bitches and whores, etc" Is that how your Igbo father raised you? is that the "respect" you have for Africa? If anyone should learn from Siena, it's YOU.

olori bu.
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #5 on: December 24, 2007, 04:32 PM »

Tayo, ma binu pe mo derail thread e sha. Mo lati deal pelu were Bodija market yi.
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #6 on: December 24, 2007, 04:34 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on December 24, 2007, 04:28 PM
Bloody imbeciles.

olori bu.  Huh Huh

Why u de vex like this?
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #7 on: December 24, 2007, 04:37 PM »

amebo, you want the same treatment abi? He's being a hypocrite and I'm sorting him out.

Ma je n ki sepe fun e o! Fi mi si le jeje kin deal pelu oloshi yi.
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #8 on: December 24, 2007, 04:38 PM »

hmmmm  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #9 on: December 24, 2007, 04:39 PM »

Jo mail mi ,mo fe mo e dada
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #10 on: December 24, 2007, 04:41 PM »

Quote from: Jairzinho on December 24, 2007, 04:39 PM
Jo mail mi ,mo fe mo e dada

I thought I was too gra gra  Tongue
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #11 on: December 24, 2007, 04:42 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on December 24, 2007, 04:41 PM
I thought I was too gra gra  Tongue

I see something really complementary
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #12 on: December 24, 2007, 04:43 PM »

& I honestly want to get to the origin of your rage
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #13 on: December 24, 2007, 04:46 PM »

If you read my post very well without bias and tried to understand it, it should be quite easy to see.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #14 on: December 24, 2007, 04:48 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on December 24, 2007, 04:32 PM
Tayo, ma binu pe mo derail thread e sha. Mo lati deal pelu were Bodija market yi.


it's okay. . . he needed it. my message was clear, i did not need all those rubbish otele wrotei didn';t even  bother reading it. knowing it's useless, as always. he got nothing better that to critisize  all naija women. i understand, it's a personal matter. but he does need to caution himself. but atleast this time he did make sense  Smiley
otele (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #15 on: December 24, 2007, 04:58 PM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on December 24, 2007, 04:48 PM
. but he does need to caution himself.

fine. and he tried to do that? and what did he get? . . D-reloaded fire. no stress

how long do you think i've been in nairaland to know all the threads and all the posters. who even said i was tribalistic. where?how?

even on this xmas even people should at least recognise an olive branch. see the vituperations coming out from someone to a person who is trying to turn a new leaf. my igbo brothers wont talk to me again in the igbo thread and even when in try to say . . . ok it's not that bad somebody is cursing me on this yuletide season wow.

anyway make i no talk.  happy xmas (if you are a xtain), happy hols (if you are not)
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #16 on: December 24, 2007, 05:00 PM »

otele,my dear
read the last sentence on my last post
otele (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #17 on: December 24, 2007, 05:07 PM »


thanx Wink


Quote from: toyinrayo on December 24, 2007, 05:00 PM
otele,my dear

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  me? your dear? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy so soon. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy merry xmas toyin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

so we are pals now Wink  good. but i have already lost the girl i would have dated. the kind of words i sent her in that text message, and refusing to take her calls after. . . . . .  Undecided well, i'll just tell her what happened. if she can forgive as toyin did, then we can start the game over again. my mum would be proud if i bring a nigerian girl to her. (i don't know why she didnt like my former carribean girl)

toyin, cheers Cheesy you make my day.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #18 on: December 24, 2007, 05:10 PM »

Quote from: otele on December 24, 2007, 05:07 PM
thanx Wink


 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  me? your dear? Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy so soon. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy merry xmas toyin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

so we are pals now Wink  good. but i have already lost the girl i would have dated. the kind of words i sent her in that text message, and refusing to take her calls after. . . . . .  Undecided well, i'll just tell her what happened. if she can forgive as toyin did, then we can start the game over again. my mum would be proud if i bring a nigerian girl to her. (i don't know why she didnt like my former carribean girl)

toyin, cheers Cheesy you make my day.


LOLi understand what you were infering in the other thread, it may be  true but the way you said it was offensive, esp. to  a lot of naija gals that are not that way. you basically generalized us into the same group : "whores". but i think me and D-reloaded forgive you.  Smiley

Merry X-mas
D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #19 on: December 24, 2007, 05:12 PM »

I have very LOW tolerance for sexisthypocrites like yourself, so you better believe I'll deal with you with fire.

Quote from: otele on December 24, 2007, 04:58 PM
fine. and he tried to do that? and what did he get? . . D-reloaded fire. no stress

how long do you think i've been in nairaland to know all the threads and all the posters. who even said i was tribalistic. where?how?

Oh so you KNOW that you havent been on Nairaland for long yet you made this statement

Quote
but we men will never berate our women to the extent of encouraging non nigerians to join and berate nigerian women

like you know what you are talking about. You obviously havent been here long enough to know that MEN have berated us in even worse ways with other idiots joining in. Next time when you don't know about something, you shut up

As for your "omg who said I'm tribalistic", do you think I'm blind? Was it not you who wrote that crap about Igbo girls being money hungry, Yoruba girls being dirty? Binis being sluts and all that other crap?  How is that not tribalistic? Who do you think you are fooling? Oniro jati jati.

I'm glad they are not paying you mind in the Igbo thread, that's what you deserve, instead of apologizing, you're making idiotic excuses.

D-reloaded (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #20 on: December 24, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on December 24, 2007, 05:10 PM
but i think me and D-reloaded forgive you. Smiley

not me o. not until he reads my posts, take them into consideration and apologizes. as a Capricorn I'm good at holding grudges  Angry Tongue
Jairzinho (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #21 on: December 24, 2007, 05:27 PM »

hmmm.
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #22 on: December 24, 2007, 05:28 PM »

Quote from: D-reloaded on December 24, 2007, 05:15 PM
not me o. not until he reads my posts, take them into consideration and apologizes. as a Capricorn I'm good at holding grudges  Angry Tongue

and as a piscesam good at looking hot  Tonguelol, just joking
ifyalways (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #23 on: December 24, 2007, 06:28 PM »

quite funny BUT painfully true. Embarrassed
uspry1 (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #24 on: December 24, 2007, 07:43 PM »

Hmmm! @D-reloaded, Ifyalways, and whoever follow me where I post, I realized to notice whoever said I am the bomb or nicest member of Nairaland but they are also Capricorns just like me. hmmmm! Interesting!!!

@poster and all

Have you all notice at the end of this video? This guy wear worn-out sneakers. LOL! LOL! I am sorry that I am very observed or psychoanalysized person studying on how he dress, read his body language, and how he behave talking to woman because i cannot hear what they talk about despite of my deafness. 

This guy is funny! Am I right?
wendymanda
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #25 on: December 25, 2007, 01:19 AM »

Also we might want to realize that the girls knew they were on camera so I call it acting. I am a Nigerian girl, I am not flabbergasted by money so maybe we should not generalize based on girls paid to act. Unless acting also shows shallowness and greed.
britgirlee (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #26 on: December 25, 2007, 01:40 AM »

hi toyinryo

Ive seen it posted months ago its soooooooooooooo funny but honestly its very true, sorry to say , there are some Nigerian girls that are very money conscious and really are into designer brands, which guy can fit the most privatised lettering on his car number plate!! Grin

who will buy them the next ticket abroad ,just intrested in guys money and what they can do with it for their own personal use!!, Yet not have or achieved anything worth while themselves Angry

So yes it is a true harsh reality but again very funny I laughed my socks off!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #27 on: December 25, 2007, 07:52 PM »

am glad you guys enjoy it, but do any of you guys understand what he was talking about? when he was talking about cookie  Huh Huh
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #28 on: December 25, 2007, 07:54 PM »

Quote from: wendymanda on December 25, 2007, 01:19 AM
Also we might want to realize that the girls knew they were on camera so I call it acting. I am a Nigerian girl, I am not flabbergasted by money so maybe we should not generalize based on girls paid to act. Unless acting also shows shallowness and greed.

yes, i agree with you, that they were acting. but the whole thing depicts the reality of what happens in nigeria, of how the sense and possession of money seems to dominate some women in naija  Smiley
wendymanda
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #29 on: December 26, 2007, 05:46 AM »

Quote
yes, i agree with you, that they were acting. but the whole thing depicts the reality of what happens in nigeria, of how the sense and possession of money seems to dominate some women in naija


Similarily to how Nigerian men are dominated by green card. If anyone disagrees with my generalization of Nigerian men then the same should be done by the generalization of that video.
oziomatv (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #30 on: December 26, 2007, 02:39 PM »

@otele,
          after all your uncultured behavior and uncivilized way of approach toward Nigerian girls you still come here without shame to do what? to seek for forgiveness or what? you made mention of going after the whites maybe they've notice your primitive way of life and quit you with caution.
      Now you come back to eat what you vomited ehh? hope Nigerian girls are no longer foolish?
otele (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women! Toooo Funny
« #31 on: December 26, 2007, 06:38 PM »

Quote from: oziomatv on December 26, 2007, 02:39 PM
@otele,
 after all your uncultured behavior and uncivilized way of approach toward Nigerian girls you still come here without shame to do what? to seek for forgiveness or what? you made mention of going after the whites maybe they've notice your primitive way of life and quit you with caution.
 Now you come back to eat what you vomited ehh? hope Nigerian girls are no longer foolish?

there should never be shame in an attempt to seek peace. would you rather i came here to continue in the manner i appraoched the other thread? i'm new to nairaland, and did not know that there have been threads abusing women and the women only wanted to give the men back what the men have been giving the women.

by the way, is it abnormal to be appalled by having nigerian men being berated by nigerian women internationally?no. the wrong thing was how i approached the thread. now we don't want to start attacking each other do we? at least, this is xmas. let's have some peace. if we want to start arguing, we may have to argue forever and we wont make progress. . . . only enemies. . . .and more mince meat for our real enemies. but i think we can forget our past, smile to ourselves and try to be good to each other.

 perhaps you are one of those who decided to ignore me in the igbo thread. . . no stress. . . i understand but i'll try to make friends. after every disagreement it is imperative to make friends.

anyway, merry xmas. Wink
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