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Alexpissu (m)
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COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON TO EVERYBODY.
MAILMALC LETS SETTLE THE SCORES .
RULES
1-No irrelevant talking
2-No copy and Paste Lyrics
3-No abusive words like mama and papa
4-Members should vote
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Alexpissu (m)
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Lets do it
Ama lyricist escapist when i spit you forget your folks
tha rap activist this punchlines of mine gets u chokes
son your chances of beating me is getting rid of your d*ck
think thats O.G move is when u suck a dead man's prick
you call yourself a poet cause you keep talking generic names
you career heading for the cliff search 4 disciple James
Never lack d ink cause am always using your blood vessels
mess pencils i don't like soured beef i like your eyes in kettles
why the hole on ma verse? mailmalc wants 2 masturabate
he aint got a thing between his legs what's your fate
Heaven help those who help demselves but not in your weak verse
wear my verse now or ma dogs use your bones to rehearse
You wore your best cloth cause you wan battle the king
think u gon be buried like that na u be exposed in d ring
Even in my blunders you see it as your sucess in life
If i quit rap 2day you will commit a suicide take 5
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tosinadeda (m)
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I jst cnt phantom y we av so many jobless beings around nairaland!
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dominique (f)
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rhymes are aight. can't decide now because we've not heard from mailmalc
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bolajibaok (m)
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@alexpissu
u going to try harder to beat mailmalc . u need bionic punchlines and slaughter metaphors , nice try tho. the battle is on
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mailmalc (m)
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@tosinadeda ehhm . . . i used to think if you can't beat them you join them but that does not apply on NL. Here if they can't beat you they don't join you they simply criticize you. No hard feelings tosin have a nice 2008.  |
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mailmalc (m)
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@Alexpissu
please don't mind my late reply. . hv not been at home and i just have to rush this. HAppy New Year nd i'll have to complete my 16's when i get back from church.
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mailmalc (m)
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Yo what it do Alex, Welcome to the year of unending blessings and prosperity . . 2008. Back to business, i guess there's a second round so i'mma drop my first 16's and wait for your response.  aiight man lets play wit som few words and concerning the poll i think votin should begin after the second round dn't really know but anyhow it is am cool wit it.
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mailmalc (m)
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here we go again , alexpissu a non-active rap activist without canvasses/
i paint a picture of your weak mind like a rap artist wit better strategies/
where d'hell is my toy gun. . ? exactly what i need to battle a sub-standard/
put u behind these bars but on a 2nd thought u should be on rehab u retard/
dude really needs help because it's like you've been (bin) a lad in (ladin) afghanistan/
ask Osama, i crushed him out a battle left him frustrated so he did the 9-1-1/
there is no way you can battle a straight guy with those rumpled lyrics/
try get em iron out because the heat from my verse gat you stumbled in it/
look mayne, i don't really need to punch lines in other to cripple you/
i'm iller than a double you and i still kick shit of a tripple you/
only time i be wearing my best cloth is when i'm celebrating a victory/
you damn right i won a self acclaimed king like he's a cloned jewelry/
mechanically, i leave your mechanism fcuked up and executed/
electrically, i electrify my verse like electricity to get u electrocuted/
now just this one punchline to knock you off-line for a long time/
nooo u aint worth it like spendin too much money on nothing, man smile/
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eldee (m)
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Erralexpissu sorry but u just got ethered.
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Uzzyan (f)
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Mailmalc thumbs up. U are tite.
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AfroCynic
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I'ma go for Alex, Mailmac is trying too hard, that bin laden line is one of the most forced punchlines I have ever seen.
With that said, I think you are both below average, no attention paid to making sure your raps are comprehensible, flows don't really exist, It was a wack battle.
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bolajibaok (m)
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@afrocynic
why r u criticizing both of them as below average?. on the contrary u have a right to do that because u spit ill but below average too.
and u recognised the osama 'been lad in' line as a forced punchline. hilarious
@mailmalc and alexpiss
i told u alex that u going to need slaughter punches to beat the undisputed malc, anyways am waiting for round 2 .
bloody o mailmalc ripped round one.
maybe malc should go first now, ? both of yall should blaze this shit up. because this is a hot and anticipated battle right now and please improve on your below average punchlines and rhymes like afrocynic pointed out.
@tosin
why do u call these entertainers jobless?
@everyone
we are all waiting to get rap-entertained. init ?
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mailmalc (m)
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@Uzzyan
Thank u Thank u Thank u . . . .
@bolajibaok
sup man . . hw's abj?
@toyinrayo
common girl that was last year now i don't hold anything against u and i am sure it's the same wit Alex.
@Afrocynic
hey look who is talking . . Comprehensible indeed? Without critics like you the whole game would be a total bore and on a more serious note i really appreciate your comment and thank you very much for stoppin by and just maybe you'll like to explain the "Below Average" thing because you sound so so perfect. i'm cool faultless lass, happy New Year and best Wishes.
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zigbo (f)
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i actually think the bin laden line makes sense. . .
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FLOWSHOW
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@AFROCYNIC ether, u got served  @zigbo great observation. she's so hilarious. and zigbo what kind of name is that , which of the nairaland bushes are you from? @mailmalc and alextissue where is the round 2? |
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Alexpissu (m)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 EVERYBODY
@tosinadeda
YOU OUT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR GAY FRIEND .
@Toyinrayo
last year is gone, aint gat a problem with you girl .Happy new year
@ Mailmalc
yap i will be expecting your 16,
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Alexpissu (m)
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your punchlines aint come through like cassets inserted in DVD
i get you keep remixing my verses you just replica of P.DIDDY
This punchlines i hit you Don King has to shorten my lines
i got to switch my ways like Tyson in wwf to break your spines
Helpin someone is important thats why i bought u a wheel chair
those are your crew but they begging me thats its battle unfair
the only way you get votes when girls starts growing penins
think when she sucks my d*ick she be like am Mr Dennis
He's only fan is controlled by nepa thats why u chose not to diss
You d bitch with condom to kiss Elton foundout it was Jadakiss
your flows dry like harmmattan go call Marjek to send the rain
don't push it hard like emptying river Nile cause your wack still d same
He believes in spiritualism to beat me you need to ressurect 2Pac
he only render you a firewood cause u coming 2 hell he hates wacks
mailmalc is fast like squirrel but always feeding on nuts
call him a Nerd cause he's looking 4 diamonds in a virgin's cunt
you already lost the battle like Pastor Chris holding crusade in mecca
the only thing i see is the judges signing R.I.P on your verse Waka
THROWBACK
" the only victory you got to celebrate is going 2 hell"
"poetically you ashamed of your punchline cause Afrocynic called it a worstline"
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tosinadeda (m)
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You should take up a career in singing rather than wasting talent on nairaland
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tosinadeda (m)
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By d way av never seen tyson in the wwf
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Alexpissu (m)
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WHAT PART OF THE WORLD ARE YOU FROM
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tosinadeda (m)
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I dnt get u,are u trying 2 defend yourself or what?
How can tyson be in wwf?
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Alexpissu (m)
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fool there was a time Tyson fought in WWF with shawn micheal, bush boy you can google search it
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bolajibaok (m)
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I dnt get u,are u trying 2 defend yourself or what?
How can tyson be in wwf?
THIS IDIOT IS DEFINITELY FROM another PLANET. LMFAO. HE NEVER SAW TYSON IN WWF? AND THE FOOL IS STILL ARGUING AGAIN. WONDERS SHALL never END MAYBE THIS IDIOT DOES NOT HAVE A TELEVISION IN HIS HOUSE ALEXTISSUE WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT HIM? |
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tosinadeda (m)
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Never saw tyson on wwf
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Alexpissu (m)
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I will buy him a televison
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tosinadeda (m)
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Bolaji et alex
wuts with d he is a fool,an idiot,a fool and bla bla
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zigbo (f)
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@AFROCYNIC ether, u got served @zigbo great observation. she's so hilarious. and zigbo what kind of name is that , which of the nairaland bushes are you from? @mailmalc and alextissue where is the round 2? who is this one  wait wait, was that supposed to be a joke  buhahaha! i'm laughing. . lol. .hey i cudnt careless if u dint like my name, the thing is i don't ve to be a "flowshow" when i'm really a gutter flow. so take a lesson from that,lay off my case and keep your compliments to your self. |
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tosinadeda (m)
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By d way av never seen tyson in the wwf
me bad , never knew tyson was on wwf sorry about that |
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Tosinadeda
No hard feelings man , i gat you 1 love man.
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