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Thug Life (m)
What Makes 100%?
« on: December 31, 2007, 10:27 PM »

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T You V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-You-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-You-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
ituen (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #1 on: December 31, 2007, 11:20 PM »

I like this. Good one Thuggy
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #2 on: January 01, 2008, 02:52 AM »

ok sir
Uzzyan (f)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #3 on: January 01, 2008, 03:49 AM »

Nice one there
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #4 on: January 01, 2008, 09:53 AM »

Have to make this my new year resolution.

@poster nice one.
Migines (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #5 on: January 01, 2008, 10:22 AM »

Dis is mind blowing.
clemcykul
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #6 on: January 02, 2008, 01:50 PM »

food for thot thuggy ure doing a great job keep people like us happy and jolly Grin Grin
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #7 on: January 02, 2008, 01:59 PM »

huh?
i resemble comedian?
clemcykul
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #8 on: January 03, 2008, 12:22 PM »

yes now Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #9 on: January 03, 2008, 12:29 PM »

Do i smell romance in d air ?
ituen (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #10 on: January 03, 2008, 06:20 PM »

Miggy don warn Thuggy before.

i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #11 on: January 03, 2008, 07:35 PM »

Quote from: ben~jay on January 03, 2008, 12:29 PM
Do i smell romance in d air ?
Romance?
I no gay jo
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #12 on: January 03, 2008, 07:36 PM »

Quote from: ituen on January 03, 2008, 06:20 PM
Miggy don warn Thuggy before.

i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block
are you the new kid? Cheesy
clemcykul
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #13 on: January 04, 2008, 10:56 AM »

i presume he is Grin
with him busy body. no spoil show for me u hear Embarrassed Smiley Wink
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #14 on: January 04, 2008, 11:36 AM »

With them busy body eeee.
clemcykul
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #15 on: January 04, 2008, 03:20 PM »

ha ben Grin he don soji tey tey Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #16 on: January 04, 2008, 04:39 PM »

Clem clem  You go yab me for this forum, later you go say we be family friends.
This is to formally inform you that your case dey inside cooler.
ituen (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #17 on: January 04, 2008, 08:41 PM »

hehehehehhe Grin Grin Grin Grin
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #18 on: January 04, 2008, 08:55 PM »

Make me too laugh
Migines (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #19 on: January 05, 2008, 02:43 PM »

Because everybody deh laff.
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #20 on: January 05, 2008, 02:46 PM »

Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.
crazykid (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #21 on: January 05, 2008, 02:46 PM »

Nice formular keep it up.
clemcykul
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #22 on: January 07, 2008, 12:11 PM »

yab Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Embarrassed but na u dey yab me now Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
oya no vex u hear Huh i go cook correct dog meat pepper soup for u Grin
oya smile for me now Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss no let invite anybody come because na special treat i dey prepare for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #23 on: January 07, 2008, 12:31 PM »

Hmmm Now u dey pally up.
Okay i will accept. But i dey watch u sha.
Thug Life (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #24 on: January 08, 2008, 12:19 AM »

Quote from: ben~jay on January 05, 2008, 02:46 PM
Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.
we don hear u
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What Makes 100%?
« #25 on: January 08, 2008, 12:35 AM »

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