Nairaland Emceez : 2007 Rap Up (introspective)

in my opinion the greatest moment was when seun moved bolaji's nairaland rap world cup 2007 finals  to the forums section,  that thread was 100% rocking and its popularity was totally unstoppable.

also the hype about saucekid was off the shizzy , everyone was loving sauce the illest naija rapper ever.

@maverik
happy new year,the one and only judge mav.
 good thread ,good thinking ,good product

GREAT FREESTYLE MAV, 
I WAS THE STAR OF YOUR FREESTYLE SHOW? COS MY NAME APPEARED MORE THAN 5 TIMES

CHECK MINE OUT-

@maverik
WAYBACK I KNEW THIS BIACTH WAS A PAYBACK
CHECK THAT/ MY NAME IS THE MOST POPULAR LIKE I WAS THE NAIRALAND PRESIDENT
LEAN BACK AND WATCH THIS NIGGA GO FLY LIKE HE WAS A MAYBACH
STRESS THAT , RECAP THE NAIRALAND BEEF BUT DONT HATE THAT,
YOU CAN ONLY HATE THE GAME MAV NIGGA BUT DONT HATE THE PLAYER THO
ME AGAINST THE WORLD IS LIKE ME EATING BURGER WITH PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS
THE STAKE WAS HIGH I RIPPED THE WHOLE NAIRALAND BATTLE RAP SHOW
NAIRALAND BATTLE RAP WORLD CUP WAS THE DOPEST, WITH HUGE TESTICLES You CANT TEST EM
IT TOOK THE LIKES OF SEUN THE ADMIN MAN TO MOVE EM TO THE FORUM ZONE
HOW You GONNA GO AGAINST ME ,  I BRING BACK COOKED BEEF LIKE NO OTHER
MAVERIK HAIR WENT WEEDY WILD LIKE AN OLD RASTAFARIAN IN RETARD ARO
2 DOUBLE O 7 , THE ARRIVAL OF THE NIGGA KNOWN AS B-BROKE
TERRORISING RAP THREAD LIKE AN UNSTOPPABLE PLAGUE
RIPPING RAPPERS TORSOS INTO PIECES FASTER THAN THE HURRICANE KATRINA
SPOTTIE SO WACK HE EMPLOYED A UNIVERSITY OF WACKOLOGISTS TO JUDGE IN HIS FAVOUR
EVEN JUDGE MAV WAS ASTONISHED AT MY QUANTITY BEATING SPOTTIE  2 LINE WACK QUALITY
SPOTTIE'S DEAD NOW, HE CANT RESURRECT BACK INTO NAIRALAND'S RAPPERLAND
A NEUTRAL BATTLE GROUND GOT HIM SLAYED LIKE THE WACK MCS TUTORED BY DJ KAYSLAY
9JAHIPHOP OFFERED HIM A FREE FUNERAL ,SPOTTIE IS NOW A DECEASED RAP GENERAL
MAILMALC ALEXTISSUE PAPER CLEANING SHOWS LIKE THEY GOT ISSUES WITH BONE TISSUES
PO-DEEP FLOW DEEP, CHIOGO BUSTING ILL ,MENIKE REPPING SHIT,I-SHINE SHINING BRIGHT
ZEPHHYR WAS BANISHED,HYBRID X WAS EVICTED, ELDEE TALKING THRASH,
YOUNG DIGI CRITICIZING,TOSIN INSULTING, INFOBABA STUPIDITY, X-2-X REPPING
MAVERIK BRAIN SO TORTURED HE CANT EVEN FORGET THE SQUASHED PAST
I LEAVE MAV REMEMBERING INTERNET HISTORY LIKE HE WAS A WINDOWS COOKIE TEMPLATE

@mav
,  who's next ?

dbanj - run down chorus
baba e loma run down . iwoloma run down

@tosinadeda
judge maverik expects you to drop your 2007 rap up freestyle and not sing dbanj lyrics!   u hear?

 

@maverick

just splendid mav,never knew the judge could rap, better still wrap up events of 2007 . . . . .thats was ill  . . . . .

yes am are grace this joint  . . . . going to contact zee as well. . . . its just so so sad that the likes of bola will keep on crasshing the party . . . . . the dudes so wack  . .reading his post just disgusting . . . . .

i got your back bro . . . stay flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyest

@Bolajibaok

Da hybrid aint beefin wt u/he's speakin d truth/
if anybody trippin/best believe it,its u/
learn 2 elevate/what u spit in d booth! [Word!)

@Judge Maverik

i see your rhymez,black/'Rap be feelin that/its mad explosive/like holez in gas cylinderz/
im a drop sumpn/for d '07 Rap Up/
sit back relax,Judge/
and put some ice in your glass cup!

Rest In Peace,Star Warz! Who gon ressurect u?

hey yall
without someone like me there would be no fun in star wars .
i brought game, life, more diss tracks and more freestyles to that booth
 i was the star of that show. up till today my name still rings bells like i was da bella mafioso
count how many times my name has been mentioned in all these rap threads.

but yall shouldnt hate the player niggas hate the game

@rapsody
no comment men .much love regardless
without those newbies .great  men wouldnt have been born. the likes of bolaji-broke, spottie, worldbest, young digi. passworded , teckzilla,flowshow, i-shine ,sharn, jayon, etc were newbies in nairaland but kings elsewhere , and they rock the 2007 rap show like crazy

(grabs tha mic . . . . thurr goes 2007)


stay focused /navigate wit ma God-compass/stay steadfast/
foes try to run brid down like a race track/ "x" is back/

broke bread wit the illest cats/transformed words to gats/
brid flipped/ spit flows on gospel trackz/

2 double 'o' 7 gave brith to hybird/ safe delivery/
ma first aim was at rapsody/ aint that funny /can i tell a story?/

"who want to battle hybrid-x?"/never xperienced so much lyrical threats/
"word war one" came/"stars wars" was the illest  one /

freestyles without 'em beats/ emcess got burnt from venom spit/
even appolo kids / know u felt the heat from  ma hot piss/

peace to all undisputed rap champs/its aight, burst a few caps/
punchlines that hit brid/yes,saw stars in broad day lite/

much repsect to 'em rap elite/rapsody's that radical gospel cat/
wordsmith aka the freestlye nuclear war star/star wars all star/

alexpiss, examine emcess on  lyrical litmus test /
mailmalc,never spit at this kid  first/

menike left negroes shook like lost ones/
naijafan,eazy with em dope rhymes son/

word!!to the rap kingdom /malthuss wore the crown/
underground battle king /bolajibroke was the weak-link/

maverick was thurr to evaluate beef / haters breed mischief/
zee served justice wit hot milk/maverick was d judge,defendant n plantiff/


yes,"star wars" coming back "the return of the true too legit to quit rap tourney"

@bolajibroke

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . .quit clowning son . . . u only wish  . . . u king ,not even in the kingdom  of  clowns . . . . ok,king of wacks emcess that got the most lyricall spanking in 2007 spilling into 2008  . . . .

         sorry boy,malthuss was crowned king in "word war one" (u werent  born then,was still a little' tadpole) balajibroke was  the weak-link  of rap as far as nairaland is concerned . . . . but  i saved a title for u . . . "balajibroke the kings jester" . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha , make sure u serve the king well "jester"

no hard feelings son . . . . .stay soft like mashed potatoes son

@hybrid
'''but  i saved a title for u . . . "bolajibroke the king's jester" . . . '''
hybrid you keep giving me new chieftancy titles everytime.
this nigga's been doing a lotta research on me his mentor.

@ravenzord
you joined late doesnt mean u can't freestyle or like eldee said you too cannot freestyle?
i joined the party late too and i made the loudest and most brain shattering impact. so leaves me wondering if ravenzord can't freestyle

@bolajibaok
It's  a new year,  allow  the party to flow    No disrespect  man.

@ravenzord
Thanks man .

mic check

wata gwan, ma nairaland niggaz what da dealli
hope your xmas was da bomb, mine waz 4 shizzule
now back to da issue r rhyme tight nigga, fcuk a see-through
n drop hydraulics that'll fcukin lift u

switch blades like a wu clan member
disrespect nigga n u gon get dismebered
r remember, 2007 Malthuss king of da rap battle station
ripped foes spit flows n became captain of a rap battalion

then came scores to settle
ma nigga mr smith had a score to settle
yeah that was da sh*t nigga
star warz never seen 2 ill rhyme spitters
but had to be invaded by niggaz in stilettos
fake ass wannabees,spewin out waste like menstrating hoes

Yo gotta say sup to that nigga paddy_lo
"i leave they feet froze,shook cause they just seen a crook close"
that line was sick bro, game reconise nigga come back with more flows

yeah i wonna say wassup to Mailmalc, Maverik, Wordsmith, Alexpissu, Rapsody, Hybrid(i see u nigga)
Afrocynic(can't forget u too) Zephyrr and all rap battle niggaz

peace out

All hail bolaji-broke
mic check 1-2 1-2 , microphone check -1-2 1-2

2007 witnessed the arrival of a true rap sinister/
bolaji- broke the story of a notorious rap minister/
late entry in two double 0 seven/ like a siesta/
emcees talking about bolajibroke/ being a thread disaster/
a party gate crasher/ living up to my name like a chocolate fiesta/
as a true born natural disaster/ turned overnight to lyrical punchline master/
ether/ i ate niggas up like i was eating cheese cheddar /
i soared higher than the eagle bird with nasty wing feathers/
high class punchliner /retarded lyrical freestyler /
notorious well known /sole destroyer/ number one show stopper/
the only nairaland rap gangsta who could take on a million battalions and still stand tall above all of em shoulders
creative thinker/ name player /number one narcissist/ ultrasonic replyer/
turbulent beef bringer/killer instinct combo-breaker/
throwing elbows in faces /
from the rap freestyle to the star wars settling personal and collective scores/
who else could spit better than me ?
had my name sticking out of the tongues of the illest and the realest spitting gangsters
covering the entire world up in ma eclipse with my mofological danger
/feeding niggas with ether/spitting red like danger/ forcing niggas to smoke my idiosyncritic ganja/
nigga i rock harder than vandals/ i am the nigga with the most controversial topics ever /
bringing more drama like a k-legged dragon slaying militants like i was dj kay slay/
i murdered niggas up like i was murda mook, casket niggas up like i was cassidy/
drank niggas up like palp niggas am similar to the motherfcuking papoose
first attack on arrival spittin ether on hybrid-x
calling him afin a generic name for items that are crossbred
mallthus crossing my path receiving unexpected bolaji-broke uppercuts/
saucekid delapitated and castrated back to incubate as a nursery sch kid
i rechristianed alexpissu as alextissue paper/
kept afrocynic in ma kitchen as my full time housewife
turned naijafan into an electric standing fan/
menike was left murdered like the inc written boldly on his shirt/
the likes of baby chiogo beefing the lyrical punchliner/
then came shazmontaz/ a gangsta cheek diggin on bolaji-broke
for golden rewards i pick wordsmith aka gbade-x da old battle cat/
spottie the wack general got beaten by my vocal quantity
left the fake quality spottie grounded like a plane with no fuel/
the virgin spottie could never take flights/ sent spottie on exile/
the dumbfounded spottie nigga is no where to be found!
thats what u get when u step up to the undisputed bolaji-broke
i went straight to gospel rap thread to change ways/
seeking forgiveness for all my past times /resurrecting myself from the penetentiary/
po-deep was left shallow deep /j-duck made to duck low,
nigga is now laying low like a duck ducking in apapa dock like a junk yard dog/
mad niggas like jerrymania exhibiting madness all up in threads/
the nigga was repatriated straight to the retard aro like he was kolomental/
invented the most creative battle rap tourney ever on the face of planet earth
the nairaland battle rap world cup 2007 finals
discovered the likes of ravenzord,spottie,passworded,sharn, teckzilla,i-shine,
jayon ,dredie,worldbest, young digi,dejilegs flowing big ,
joo-chet was transformed from his wackness kingdom to an improved state of wackological artistry
flowshow sucking up to ma style, yall going wild and crazy  that bolaji-broke has got a new stan
discovered a new judge who could stand taller than the dreaded rastafarian maverik.
the beautiful creme female lawyer judge edosio reppin 213
banished zepphyr the referee labelled as the most biased referee ever.
banishing him to the land of no return
i left uncleanable scars on the face of maverik like a yoruba man who just fought a tribal mark installing lion
single handedly tormented star wars scores to settle to a state of stupor
like i was jackie chan a chinese drunken master
forced hybrid to retire into self induced exile ,
maverik going broke and tired of internet connection bills
eldee,rapsody and tosinadeda talking with maggoti mouthfuls
getting ether stuffed in their loud mouth testicles
the bolaji's rap world cup was moved to the forum section by the admin 5 star military general
because of its untouchable popularity as the number one spot occupant
no other name left a more devastating blow in nairaland
like the name of the undisputed one and only bolaji-broke in the rap year of 2007.

enter 2008. bolaji-broke the undisputed lyrical heavyweight champion

@bolajibroke

plain stupidity . . . . .what else can i say . . ,  . . vol1-24 . . . . . lol . . . . .this kid ,u will never learn . . . . . .what do think u doing . . . .10,000 words essay competition? get game right boy . . . . .