Broad,
1) In case you didn't get it, it was a joke. Since the emoticon I used above apparently didn't convey the message, let me try another one:

Also, I am not scared of you. By being on this forum, I have nothing to lose. For all I know (and care) the chances of meeting you in real life and/or getting any favors from you in life are pretty darn close to zero.
2) By calling you a ghost, again it is a joke. Again, hopefully another emoticon will help convey the message:

Perhaps I should have put it in quotes. Sorry about that. The statement meant that I rarely see you on Nairaland anymore and by commenting on DAAR, I was "afraid (please note the quotes. Don't take it literally and say, "I talk am, my2cents dey scared of me", because I am not) you would come up with your "who says you are holier than thou" comments. Sadly, you just confirmed my concerns.
3) Concerning my site, majority of web users now have 1024 resolution screens. As a result, I now code with them in mind. If you have anything less, too bad. However, to prevent horizontal scroll, I set the width to 980px. I am not a believer in fluid layouts. Why? The risk of horizontal scroll and difficulty in placing images(or other elements) that have fixed widths within the context of fluid widths, to mention but a few.
I am getting calls, both in the Nigeria and the US, so apparently I did something right. As a matter of fact, get ready to point out an error in a site I will be launching on Jan 7. I am already trembling as a matter of fact and just got a prescription for High Blood Pressure just in case (again, a joke

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You say, "I come on here regularly and I reply to any post that I deem fit." yet here:
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-102263.0.html you say, "That's why am not active on this board anymore.". Oga, which ones you no dey (and don't even think about modifying that post

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What does New Year have to do with anything? Can a leopard get rid of its stripes? By the way, thanks for letting me know you don't hold a grudge with me. I can now sleep with my 32 yellow teeth totally exposed knowing that you don't (again, a joke

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