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DIAMONDAY (m)
My Dick Is Too Big
« on: January 03, 2008, 01:44 PM »

i have been having different girlfriends. each time i tried to make love to each of them. they complain of the same problem. they always complain of my privates being too Big,  i don't know what to do as i don't have a stable one to take care of it now,  please advice me on what to do.
iice (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #1 on: January 03, 2008, 02:15 PM »

Men and package issues Undecided
Maybe binding it? Undecided
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #2 on: January 03, 2008, 02:25 PM »

@ poster


I go give you advise: the reason why your partners complain is because you can't use the tool very well. Even if you had a moderate privates that wouldn't help because a bad lover shall always be a bad lover. But since you get big kongo you suppose get advantage. It's obvious you are really bad.
shabangur (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #3 on: January 03, 2008, 06:47 PM »

Try longer foreplay and gentleness with your thrusts.
stag (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #4 on: January 03, 2008, 07:40 PM »

Quote from: shabangur on January 03, 2008, 06:47 PM
Try longer foreplay and gentleness with your thrusts.
think so too
The Sly
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #5 on: January 03, 2008, 07:43 PM »

hmnn hmnn hmnnn orisirisi lo wa ni nairaland yi! oluwa lo ma gba wa!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #6 on: January 04, 2008, 12:57 PM »

this is more than what you are saying, it's a serious issue, foreplay or whatever doesnt solve the situation. maybe most of my girlfriends are short. i hardly date a tall lady,  maybe if i try to do that and see if i will be happy,  it takes me years before i could try having sex as i always think of the pain the girl will feel, 
Nautillus (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #7 on: January 04, 2008, 02:04 PM »

Try slim model like shapelly galsyou will never go back EVER EVER[sub][/sub]trust me, i KNOW what i'm saying.

Height is completely inconsiquencial here.

Goodluck
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #8 on: January 04, 2008, 03:16 PM »

how am i going to get that?
Jairzinho (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #9 on: January 04, 2008, 03:31 PM »

Quote from: DIAMONDAY on January 04, 2008, 12:57 PM
this is more than what you are saying, it's a serious issue, foreplay or whatever doesnt solve the situation. maybe most of my girlfriends are short. i hardly date a tall lady,  maybe if i try to do that and see if i will be happy,  it takes me years before i could try having sex as i always think of the pain the girl will feel, 

Ok? Undecided
ifyalways (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #10 on: January 04, 2008, 03:36 PM »

who cares  Undecided
fabiyi
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #11 on: January 04, 2008, 03:42 PM »

Diamonday you again.

Nawa for you.

Why are the ladies complaining about your long rod afterall they all said they preferred long and thick stick. so why complaining?

I will advise you to go for big girls that has big hole to swallow your stick.
is that ok by u?

I have a friend that has similar issue. And all his chicks are big girls and no stress whatsoever and they show up for d business everytime.

cheers!

fabiyi
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #12 on: January 04, 2008, 03:47 PM »

ifyalways,

please let save his soul out of his predicaments

Atleast let's help a Nigerian.
ndumart (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #13 on: January 04, 2008, 07:16 PM »

Big privates? Thats blessing in disguise
simibrazil (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #14 on: January 04, 2008, 08:02 PM »

I agree with the michelin89 , you are not doing the right job
You should make the woman became completely wet, lick her pussy very much, discover if her G point is located outside or inside the pussy
Women are wonderful actress too, some pretending have orgasmic just for please their men.
So you should realize the if the woman scream, the kind of scream, if she shake her body, well as you have went out with a lot of women I am suppossed you must have experience, y should play with her body, study.
Dont rush
Another think, y don't have to introduce the whole privates inside if your privates is too big, discover where is her deadline and stop.
Some women scream for pleasure others for pain
Do you want she feel pain ? no
So, discover her limit and introduce half of it

Or make plastic surgery and cut the privates  Tongue


Seun (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #15 on: January 04, 2008, 08:23 PM »

@simibrazil.  You should consider opening a lovemaking clinic someday.  You sound like a specialist already. Cheesy
simibrazil (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #16 on: January 04, 2008, 08:37 PM »

Seun

Talking to me ? wow! I feel honorable
I wanted go to your King cerimony celebration now in the beginning of the year but Dredie didnt send me the flight ticket as she had promissed

No dear, I am just not ashamed about talk about it, I am too far to be a specialist :-)

Hugs
Busta (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #17 on: January 04, 2008, 08:40 PM »

@topic

Just too funny, I gotta laugh
Quote from: Nautillus on January 04, 2008, 02:04 PM
Try slim model like shapelly galsyou will never go back EVER EVER[sub][/sub]trust me, i KNOW what i'm saying.

Height is completely inconsiquencial here.

Goodluck
Seriously??
Busta (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #18 on: January 05, 2008, 01:37 AM »

Quote from: bunmitola on January 04, 2008, 09:35 PM
hi busta Smiley

  hey bunmi
where is toyin oh??
depapa06
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #19 on: January 06, 2008, 01:11 AM »

Go for the bigggggggggggggggggggggg holes.That is the 'ogbo ri'-those wey heads fit enter.

All the best.
gregg2
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #20 on: January 06, 2008, 12:05 PM »

Study Simibrazil's post and apply it, hope it works. But Simibrasil is always emphasising on "licking the pussy". I noticed she always looks for an opportunity to mention that to guys. Well, maybe that works magic, I haven't done it before (maybe I still belong to the Old Generation). In anycase, I can't figure out how "licking the pussy" facilitates penetration for an oversized d**k.
simibrazil (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #21 on: January 06, 2008, 02:30 PM »

Gregg2

I don't know if I smile or cry. I have already realized oral sex (both sides) is a big problem for nigerians.

"In anycase, I can't figure out how "licking the pussy" facilitates penetration for an oversized d**k."
This one is too much, this time I showed my friends what you had wrote and is everyone is smiling a lot and making jokes.

As you virgin concerning oral sex and y always ll be because y belong old generation YOU NEVER WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT.

I can explain a lot of theory, I can explain all reasons, all whys, all becauses but y never will understand the feeling "about go to the moon and come back"

Is not y fault, you belong from a culture when almost everything is sexual corruption, people can't talk open, some tribe and places they circumsed clit's (Ohhhhhhhhhhh God), a thousands of women had never feld orgasmic (they pretending and the husband never will know he is totally bullshit in the bed)

How can I explain for you the conection betwen licking the pussy and the penetration ? How old are y ? It is basic. Y were suppossed know even if y don't practice at least have an idea how it works

 Smiley and  Sad




gregg2
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #22 on: January 07, 2008, 10:47 AM »

Simibrazil,
I'm over 27yrs. My girl gives me Oral Sex, but my society is not very disposed to Men giving it in return (selfish isn't it?). Although many Men are doing it these days, but as I said earlier, I have not done it before.

Maybe I'll give it a try in future.
Omonunu2u (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #23 on: January 07, 2008, 12:39 PM »

Hi love

All you need to do, is to lean how to use it, u have one adventage (Big). Is it also long? if yes Boy u are luky. I love men with big things, but i have a guy whose thing is small but i love it the way he does it, he his good, when i say good i mean good. Lean boy just lean.
niceuzor
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #24 on: January 07, 2008, 12:53 PM »

@ poster
i guess the above advices is enough for you,don't complain about your rod, some have small rod yet complain to be big,here you're complaining that yours is too big,well i suggest you do some adjustment.
or you go for ladies with while pu*sy,before you operate ask the chick how wide is that thing.
give them caution before you hit, no say i no tell u oh

i hope dey help! Cheesy
yemivictor (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #25 on: January 07, 2008, 03:55 PM »

Quote from: simibrazil on January 04, 2008, 08:02 PM
I agree with the michelin89 , you are not doing the right job
You should make the woman became completely wet, lick her pussy very much, discover if her G point is located outside or inside the pussyWomen are wonderful actress too, some pretending have orgasmic just for please their men.
So you should realize the if the woman scream, the kind of scream, if she shake her body, well as you have went out with a lot of women I am suppossed you must have experience, y should play with her body, study.
Dont rush
Another think, y don't have to introduce the whole privates inside if your privates is too big, discover where is her deadline and stop.
Some women scream for pleasure others for pain
Do you want she feel pain ? no
So, discover her limit and introduce half of it

Or make plastic surgery and cut the privates Tongue




Am i the only one whose eye caught this? G-spots outside of the pussy??? Shocked Grin And "G-point" instead of G-spot! Grin hmm, na wa o!
janjanet (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #26 on: January 11, 2008, 07:24 AM »

about the size(what's too big,too small)
janjanet (m)
now really lets do a privates survey.guy,wats the length and girth of your stuff.weird?just answer
« #27 on: January 11, 2008, 07:57 AM »

about the size(what's too big,too small)
janjanet (m)
now really lets do a privates survey.guy,wats the length and girth of your stuff.weird?just answer
« #28 on: January 11, 2008, 08:33 AM »

about the size(what's too big,too small),Nigeria guys/gays/hermaphro,
sleekdot (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #29 on: January 11, 2008, 09:33 AM »

chop it off Grin Grin Grin
solumto
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #30 on: January 11, 2008, 10:46 AM »

go for a reduction it will only cost u a fortune!
stillkeen
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #31 on: January 11, 2008, 11:10 AM »

Simi please tell this dude more. y  in d world wuld a guy penetrate a girl without first sucking her pussie crazie. well your privates does work but i think your tongue also does as well.
4 me i eat pussies as my appetizer & desert.
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