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sylvex (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #32 on: January 11, 2008, 05:54 PM »

@ Poster
Cut it Grin Grin
drrionelli (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #33 on: January 11, 2008, 07:57 PM »

When you say you're too big, in what way?  Length?  Circumference?  If it's length, that's an easy one to solve. 

There are inexpensive devices that are shaped like doughnuts (they are available in different thicknesses as well as diameters) which you simply slide over your, uh, "privates."  They prevents you from thrusting too deep.

BTW, Seun, with all due respect to your site, is there a reason that the word "p-e-n-i-s" is not allowed on this site?  It's a word that isn't vulgar, slang or even vernacular.  It's an adult, anatomical, medical word that surely would offend nobody, and is far more precise than "privates". 
smol (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #34 on: January 11, 2008, 11:54 PM »

my guy, we can do business together. you can make a fortune with your thing. only if you can be a giggolo. seriously-u should learn how to use your thing properly, had the same prob. but am good at it now. get a girl that loves u and can be patient enough to help u through your prob. basically u need girl wey go tell u how u go do am. no shame in that, long as u please her and u learn the game yourself. good luck Grin
theboy0808 (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #35 on: January 12, 2008, 05:47 AM »

Quote from: sylvex on January 11, 2008, 05:54 PM
@ Poster
Cut it Grin Grin

Just what I was thinking
Rawdeal (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #36 on: January 15, 2008, 06:25 AM »

if Seun was born a muslim, then there's a reason why its not permitted. They are thought to be ashamed of certain parts of their bodies
OMO IBO (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #37 on: January 15, 2008, 11:11 AM »

lol, i don't know if i believe this one. but since when did girls start running away from men that come in 'big packages'
segunpc (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #38 on: January 15, 2008, 12:46 PM »

is your privates as big as the one of a horse?

i once read in a magazine that gals pussy r meant for child birth!

how big is your kini compare to a child wey dey weigh 4kg at birth?

abeg use your kini well and them no go complain again.

shikena.
Jimi90
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #39 on: January 15, 2008, 01:02 PM »

Poster
How BIG is it?
Place a picture
lol Grin Grin
digitatas
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #40 on: January 15, 2008, 02:02 PM »

one says his privates is to small,the other says it is too BIG.can we ever be satisfied.am confused.I believe God designed the pussy 2 accomodate any size all u need is some skills. Wink
kingsikaz (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #41 on: January 17, 2008, 05:12 PM »

 Grin Grin  @ seun, i agreed with what u say. simibrasil is too much. i worth opening such clinic 4 her. nailanders lets contribute,
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #42 on: January 28, 2008, 11:59 PM »

@ yemivictor

Simi isn't english. She is learning the language so stop persecuting her. She is better than so many graduates here.
holyeye (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #43 on: January 29, 2008, 09:54 AM »

@ Poster,
I don't want to believe what you are saying is the truth. You no sabi use your long tin? Maybe u shld bring your babe for a long tin coaching, u go c say them love d tin big nd wide.

My brother annoint d pussy well well with enough grease, then slowly insert your privates. Start with the tip of your privates cap and then thrust further but still slowly with the full cap inside. Don't go fully yet until she feels more relaxed and her cunt widened enough to contain the whole of you. Don't go fast on her until she is comfortable and receptive of your banging mode. You will notice her moaning and scratching your back. Missionary position with legs fully spread apart would do the magic. This efficacy of this technique though simple is great. I still use am for friday night. Better still she can climb ontop and dictate the pace until she is fully in.

Making reference to hook's law of elasticity: Provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, the deformation of the material is linearly/directly proportional to the force or load applied to it.  F = -kx where F is the restoring after bang force, k is the bang force constant and x is the distance/length of the privates or depth attained linearly and sideways.

Afterall some babe dey enjoy demselves with coke bottle, some wey dey shack well well dey use star and big stout bottles and some others that want it short use malt bottles. Thus, as the cunt has no limit, nothing dey happen. The only fear is that the babe toto fit turn into konga(well) and no go fit accomodate any small tin.

Keeping it real. Be happy family always Cheesy
yemivictor (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #44 on: January 29, 2008, 10:06 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on January 28, 2008, 11:59 PM
@ yemivictor

Simi isn't english. She is learning the language so stop persecuting her. She is better than so many graduates here.

In what specific ways please? Huh
ifyalways (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #45 on: January 29, 2008, 04:24 PM »

Quote from: yemivictor on January 29, 2008, 10:06 AM
In what specific ways please? Huh
forget that please
the most important thing is that shes not an English girl.shes even trying typing and commuicating with us.i tell you it is not at all easy  learning a new language.moreover,we always understand her  Kiss
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #46 on: January 29, 2008, 05:28 PM »

@ yemi

what's more specific than that?

Do you want these graduates' address?
yemivictor (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #47 on: January 30, 2008, 09:14 AM »

Quote from: ifyalways on January 29, 2008, 04:24 PM
forget that please
the most important thing is that shes not an English girl.shes even trying typing and commuicating with us.i tell you it is not at all easy learning a new language.moreover,we always understand her Kiss

Granted that they don't speak english in brazil as widespread as we do here in nigeria, and she might indeed be having some difficulties communicating in english language. But, i still fail to see what makes her better than some graduates here on nairaland, (as michelin89 has stated) and in what specific ways pleaaaase!

Simple question, simple answer!!!   IN WHAT SPECIFIC WAYS?[/color]

Quote from: michelin89 on January 29, 2008, 05:28 PM
@ yemi

what's more specific than that?

Do you want these graduates' address?

[color=#006600]Please don't be dumb!!! Sad
OpeLovely (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #48 on: January 31, 2008, 04:57 PM »

Use a chainsaw and cut the thing off!! Grin
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #49 on: January 31, 2008, 06:38 PM »

Quote from: yemivictor on January 30, 2008, 09:14 AM
Please don't be dumb!!! Sad

Kettle calling pot black.  Cheesy Cheesy Grin

yemivictor (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #50 on: February 01, 2008, 10:43 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on January 31, 2008, 06:38 PM
Kettle calling pot black. Cheesy Cheesy Grin



Your case is a hopeless & irredeemable one!

I hereby severe all correspondence with you on this thread!! Sad
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #51 on: February 18, 2008, 08:06 PM »

[b][/b]i found someone from here who emailed me telling me she's interested. but she's yet to show up,  i don't know if she's real ooo
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #52 on: February 19, 2008, 05:49 AM »

Advertising surely is not in vain!!!!!!!!!!!
sylvex (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #53 on: February 19, 2008, 12:29 PM »

Like the book of life says "If thy right eye offend thee, plough it out'' ,  and definitely If thou 'HUH' Shocked is too big y not cut/roast it - for it is better to av an average ''HUH'' Shocked than to dig a tiny space with a big ''HUH'' Shocked abi na wetin?
osat02
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #54 on: February 19, 2008, 01:19 PM »

Wao, different stroke for different people, u just wasting your rare God giving endowment, u should be in the adult movie world, God bless you
pope732901 (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #55 on: February 22, 2008, 05:33 PM »

Go and trim your OKO
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #56 on: May 07, 2008, 05:00 PM »

Should i conclude that nothing is real on here?.
sean_mier
Looking to meet university girls
« #57 on: May 07, 2008, 05:33 PM »

I am in Lagos for 3 nights.
Looking for university girls (18-21) for evenigs funs.
I am 43 years old m from US

Send me e-mails at sean_mier@yahoo.com with your phone numbers, I will call
very soon.

You should be slim and curvy .
NubianQ (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #58 on: May 07, 2008, 08:29 PM »

My dearest poster,

Send your number with Immediate Effect,  i know  to Handle your situation,  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
NubianQ (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #59 on: May 07, 2008, 08:34 PM »

Quote from: sean_mier on May 07, 2008, 05:33 PM
I am in Lagos for 3 nights.
Looking for university girls (18-21) for evenigs funs.
I am 43 years old m from US

Send me e-mails at sean_mier@yahoo.com with your phone numbers, I will call
very soon.

You should be slim and curvy .

Woman don suffer O! see as them dey callchicks like them be Stray Dogs.Hey girls please go ahead and make this 49 OOopsss 43 year old old old man happy,  but please don't give him heartattack ooooooo  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
vivaladiva (f)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #60 on: May 07, 2008, 09:22 PM »

if its too big, he should try not to put it all in at once
yemivictor (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #61 on: May 08, 2008, 02:56 PM »

Quote from: vivaladiva on May 07, 2008, 09:22 PM
if its too big, he should try not to put it all in at once

And they say experience isn't the best teacher! Grin
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #62 on: May 08, 2008, 05:04 PM »

not the longitude,  but the widetude,  the cap is extra big
DIAMONDAY (m)
Re: My Dick Is Too Big
« #63 on: May 15, 2008, 11:06 AM »

@ Nubia,  let's see how serious you are 08024499149, 08062662720
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