Birds And The Bees

Here's the modern version of The Birds and the Bees:

        A little boy goes to his father and asks,
    "Daddy, how was I born?"

        The father answers,
    "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my harddrive.   As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:  "You've Got Male"

awwwwww :d