Teach Me Naija Slang Please

I Love you ver much - I dey trip for you scatter
Try and behave  - wich one u nor dey now, Y u dey f*** up
What's your problem - shuoo, which level?
How are you - Nothing do u
I must breakthrough - Anyhow, anyhow ogoro must jump
Sharpen up - noo dull yourself

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 'Say wetin happen?'  - For what?/ Why?/ On what grounds? (Often said in irritation or annoyance) 
'I never chop'  - I have not eaten
'How u dey?  - How are you?
'I dey/ I dey Kampe - I am fine
'I no sabi' - I don't know
' E don pafuka - it has gotten out of hand
'No follow me yarn nonsense - Don't tell me that nonsense

so how to say

i miss you a lot=

lets go have make love=

you are silly=

lets go out=

is it fun=

i enjoy this=

Slangs differ from area to area on Nigeria, but some of the more popular onces i Learnt Living in Abuja and Eastern Najia.

"Choko" - A close friend, or best friend ( mostly used by girls refering to fellow girlfirneds that went to Federal Govt Colleges)

Olodo, Iti,Itiboribo  - someone that isn't smart (especially bookwise)

Otondo - silly, foolish ( learnt this from the soliders during NYSC)

Wahala, Yawa, Gbese - trouble

Naija - nigeria

Nnaboys - Refer to Ibos, i think more by yorubas

Nyamere  - suposed to be derogogatory- used by Hausas to refer to Ibos

Ndi Ofemmanu - refer to Yourubas by Ibos

Akata - used by Nigerians in Nigeria to refer to Nigerians living abroad (i think esp in the US)
Akata  - used by Nigerians in the US to refer to African Americans
Akata- used wrongly to refer to foreigners in General.

 Note - akata is not derogatory in anyway!, its origin is Yoruba, for cat raised in the wild, ie not at home.

Nothing do u - You are good, keep doing you

Nothing dey happen - Its all good

to Mess, to boombalize - to fart

Ebeano! - the in thing

wetin dey happen(pigin)?, Kedu(ibo)?, Kilo nshele(yoruba)?,how far? _ whats up?

I dey(pigin), I dey kampke, odinma (ibo) - I'am fine!

to yabb - to diss or make fun of

kolo -  to go crazy  eg I don kolo for that chic.( i'ce gone crazy for that girl). I dey kolo for the chic -I am crazy about her.

domitilla, ashawo, runs girl, akwuna kwuna, aristo gals -  female sex workers ( runs girl is a decent way of saying prostitute)

Keziah, Onyeokike (haha)- girl of loose morals

Aristo, Mugu - sugar daddy.

Activity -  fun!! ( hey do u have activity? activity dey your end? - anything happening at your end?

dulling, duller - not a fun person.

Ojugo -- reply for someone asking a silly question. eg (Q) hey is that really your hair, (A) - Ojugo **while twisting arm!**

Anya ufu, eyes of pain, red eye - envy

runs -  anything  and everything shady, not necessarily illegal.

yahoo yahoo, yahoo boys,runs men - scammers

akanchawa - favor

nto rikini? (yoruba) - meaning what?

shine your eye - don't be a duller, keep your eyes open!, be street smart.

ole (yourba), Onyeoshi(ibo), Barawo(hausa) - Thief!!!!