Russian Woman

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. one day,she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken lap, she  didnt know how to put forward her request and in desperation, clucked liked a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. the butcher got the message and gave her the chicken laps. the next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didnt know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the buther her breasts. the buther understood again and gave her some chicken breast. the third day the poor lady needed to buy sausages. unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store,
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hellooooooooooooooo! what were you thinking? Her husband speaks English. 

thats a world class cracker