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Migines (m)
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0ne tiger battery
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ituen (m)
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3 packets of Expression Hair (Color 31A)
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Migines (m)
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Two #30 agege bread.
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saucekid (m)
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with kulikuli
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Migines (m)
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Pal that waz my bid make urs.
@auction mananger
one box of matches.
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aristole (f)
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You are all babblers.You're not ready yet @ your age.Ituen is above 80 years and the other contestant is 9 decades of age.Na like you wan marry?
*calls your parents to bring village girls before you quench.***
Imagine,labourers like you .Insult!!! upon injury.
I'm not for your class "He go better life"
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ituen (m)
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SHUT UP UR MOUTH!!!!  when elders are deliberating how much u cost for marriage, u dey open ur mouth from kitchen. Take time make we no make u an OSU oh!! @Topic I increase my bid to 2 bags of salt, 1 cup of Egusi and ! keg of palmwine |
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saucekid (m)
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MY BID
one grain of rice,bean and one match stick with one satchet of pure water
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ituen (m)
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Na wa oh!! This bargain no dey end?
All this goods wey we don bargain fit marry 15 beautiful virgin girls for Migines's village
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saucekid (m)
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i step up the bid
one fish head,one cup of garri and N5 sugar
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ituen (m)
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Na which kain Bid be this, Sauckid?
Na hunchback you wan marry?
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saucekid (m)
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ok. . . .i no bid again
using kuvuki style. . . . . grabs the girl in ? and takes her away
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ituen (m)
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If that is the kuvuki style,
thinking to himsself
Hw Migines take marry clemcy?
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saucekid (m)
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he married her when he was in diaspora
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ituen (m)
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Damn!!
That means Clemcy was married free of charge
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Migines (m)
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Bride price brings in element of slavery wich is xactly what aristole will represent.
My bid
one bag of pure water.
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saucekid (m)
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i no talk that one ooo
counter bid
3 bags and one satchet
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efuah (f)
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sauce hw u dey?  |
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Migines (m)
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4bags of pure water and two bonus sachets
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aristole (f)
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***Thinking of a way out for my poor contestants****
Both of you should even form alliance.Open a Joint Account for 50 years.Then,you come back and we consider you applying for loan(with say 30% interest rate per annum) in a bank.
Honestly,you will keep paying the loan to infinity!
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Migines (m)
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@aristole
since i realise how "not so intellegent" u are, i stopped reading ur posts. And now i gave u d benefit of a doubt u still fcked up.
Datts why i wunt mind u as a janitor. . . U wunt av to speak
@auction mgr
one "akira" remote control!
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Migines (m)
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@aristole
since i realise how "not so intellegent" u are, i stopped reading ur posts. And now i gave u d benefit of a doubt u still fcked up.
Datts why i wunt mind u as a janitor. . . U wunt av to speak
@auction mgr
one "akira" remote control!
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ituen (m)
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Aristole,
do u have anything to say?
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saucekid (m)
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@ effuah
i'm good
@ ituen
she no get anything to say
this matter na for red cap chiefs
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clemcykul
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donates bread crumbs |
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saucekid (m)
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and groundnuts
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ituen (m)
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This donation don plenty oh.
Wey Aristole papa? Make I'm come access this good delivered at his doorstep
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saucekid (m)
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*waiting to snipe aristole greedy papa*
he wait make donations plenty abi?
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ituen (m)
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So u still carry gun enter this meeting?
Na wher u dey hide am sef?
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saucekid (m)
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somewhere you can possibly see
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