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smoothali
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TOP TEN BLACK AND WHITE JOKES:
BLACK:
1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them.
2.Q:what do you get when you search for the word baboon from the dictionary?
A:a picture of Robert Mugabe.
3.Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.
4.Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
5.Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
6.Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with
7.Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
8.Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!
9.Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill
10.You're So Black
You're so black you blead coffee.
You're so black you could leave a hand print in charcoal.
You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted
WHITE:
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
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ayusman16 (m)
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dis is awesome  |
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aristole (f)
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Ayusman!
Oh! You re back?
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dapsins69 (m)
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Make i borrow u laf?
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ayusman16 (m)
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Ayusman!
Oh! You re back?
Av bin around all these while. Just monitoring proceedings behind the curtains  . |
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hcl_acid (m)
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@poster that was incrÃvel man, keep it up |
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Migines (m)
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Still insisting?
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tj_tj (m)
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A black man nd a white guy was in a car, who was driving. the answer is the cops.
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tj_tj (m)
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Why did they release all the blck slaves. so tht they can play basketball
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powerblaze (m)
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why wasn't Jesus born in the U.S?
Because God couldn't find a young virgin for Him
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tj_tj (m)
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Powerblaze thts blasphemy tho its nice_no comment
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Migines (m)
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Lmao. Most definitely <no comment>
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ituen (m)
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Funny joke. Thanks God i'm not black or white
I am CHOCOLATE in colour
@Mig and TJ
Wetin dey happen for Iraq? Dem do dey employ militants? Make una hail Saucekid for me
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tessybaby (f)
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i dey black well well
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Migines (m)
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@ituen
saucekid dey hail u bak.
Point of correction; we no be "militants" we are soldiers.
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tessybaby (f)
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mig i hear they are recruiting female soldiers over there
can u recommend me?
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Migines (m)
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Sure no wahala. D major tin na bed space and i get twin bed for my room. I culd make it strictly 4 me and u.
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tj_tj (m)
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U want to bring a woman into our space migines. anyway theres still space. bring her only if she survives boot camp
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Migines (m)
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@tessy
. . . . Can u kip up?
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tj_tj (m)
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Hopefully she does. wat bout ituen
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Migines (m)
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Na chicken liver dat guy get. He cant face war.
@ituen
orrr can u?
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tessybaby (f)
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@tessy
. . . . Can u kip up?
i can kip up Hopefully she does. what bout ituen
no bring ituen for this matter jaré na my money i dey find so |
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Migines (m)
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Tessy, your appointment letter has been sent.
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tessybaby (f)
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Thank God
but i need a prospectus of the things i shuld get
before i start work
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Migines (m)
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Everything u nid is in the locker room.
But no panties, g-strings or bra. Na boxer short and singlet NO EXEMPTIONS, NO OPTIONS.
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tessybaby (f)
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OK
i have just arrived IRAQ
who is the boss here
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Migines (m)
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I give d orders. They call me "THE PROCEDURE" everything dat goes down goes thru me. And i "go thru" some oda things as well. WELCOME, SOLDIER!
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tj_tj (m)
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Tessybaby welcome hope u wil be my bunkmate
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tessybaby (f)
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Tessybaby welcome hope u wil be my bunkmate
THANKS BOSS |
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