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chidipupay (m)
Read My Naughty Poems
« on: January 11, 2008, 11:12 PM »

POEM 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM 2
Kissing is a habit,Fcuking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure,Girls get all the pain   
The guy says i love you You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 
10 minutes of pleasure,9 months in pain,3 days in hospital
A baby without a name,The baby is a bastard
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn   

POEM3

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face 
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls 
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his privates, the one i sucked 
Bless the bed, in which we fcuked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'D be in. 

POEM4
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause, 
Did you ever notice how all women problems begins with MEN??

Ladies comment on the last poem
babadee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #1 on: January 11, 2008, 11:34 PM »

2 n 3 aint bad! gimme more
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #2 on: January 11, 2008, 11:46 PM »

it will keep posting them,  Cool What about 4 it that true?
Uzzyan (f)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #3 on: January 11, 2008, 11:50 PM »

Hey for next time don't use Holy mother is naughty poems.
Besides for the last, no comments.
Try to be a little bit of a good guy.
Them poems where really naughty as u called them.
Nyways as said aearlier be good bro. Ciao

Got your last post just now
4 as for mi is a little bit true. Are u ok now?
playmate (f)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #4 on: January 12, 2008, 12:16 AM »

@poster
2 is true,3 u had better get dwn on your knees nd pray 4 4givness,4 is funny.
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #5 on: January 12, 2008, 05:40 AM »

Father God, forgive me 4 posting number 3. Amen Cool
Uzzyan (f)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #6 on: January 12, 2008, 05:48 AM »

Make it serious boy!!!!
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #7 on: March 23, 2008, 01:33 AM »

I will keep posting more of it
delib
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #8 on: March 23, 2008, 09:50 AM »

Quote from: chidipupay on March 23, 2008, 01:33 AM
I will keep posting more of it
and make sure u don't post rubish
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #9 on: March 23, 2008, 10:56 AM »

that is what i am going to do
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #10 on: March 23, 2008, 11:07 AM »

POEM 5
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information, 
or do you need a demonstration

POEM 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Your sin will be forgiven when you stick it in
naijastyle
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #11 on: March 23, 2008, 11:32 AM »

Good boi. I'll send you a cheque of 1000 shillings.
delib
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #12 on: March 23, 2008, 03:03 PM »

Quote from: chidipupay on March 23, 2008, 10:56 AM
that is what i am going to do
other wise ban
clemcykul
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #13 on: March 23, 2008, 05:25 PM »

chei!
chidipupay (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #14 on: March 25, 2008, 08:44 AM »

Thanks i am expectin the money
ituen (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #15 on: March 25, 2008, 09:26 AM »

ole
clemcykul
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #16 on: March 25, 2008, 01:01 PM »

4lyfe Grin
naijastyle
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #17 on: March 25, 2008, 01:07 PM »

whats your account number?
folly69 (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #18 on: March 25, 2008, 01:20 PM »

004001009
ituen (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #19 on: March 25, 2008, 04:57 PM »

Na which community bank get that account?
naijastyle
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #20 on: March 25, 2008, 05:03 PM »

oshodi motor park community bank
gilgee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #21 on: March 25, 2008, 05:53 PM »

Naija na how many years you don get account for that bank?

Make I know how long you don be tout. Wink
ituen (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #22 on: March 26, 2008, 09:31 AM »

since naija start im touting biz, na there im dey lodge im daily savings
gilgee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #23 on: March 26, 2008, 12:07 PM »

25k per hour.
ituen (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #24 on: March 26, 2008, 10:35 PM »

25 kobo u mean
naijastyle
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #25 on: March 26, 2008, 10:54 PM »

see these my partners in crime trying to fall their own hand. yeye people
clemcykul
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #26 on: March 27, 2008, 09:39 AM »

just lyke u
gilgee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #27 on: March 27, 2008, 11:27 AM »

he is yeyecious.
clemcykul
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #28 on: March 27, 2008, 11:57 AM »

yeah gilgee he is so yeyelized
gilgee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #29 on: March 27, 2008, 12:07 PM »

you are a true daughter of your step mother. Walahi!
clemcykul
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #30 on: March 27, 2008, 12:16 PM »

kai walahi baka da serious! lol Grin
gilgee (m)
Re: Read My Naughty Poems
« #31 on: March 27, 2008, 01:44 PM »

I no understand that one, but I agree.  Cheesy
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