Crazy Thoughts

Hey people,can you tell us some crazy thoughts that have crossed you minds?

I'll start when I was in primary school in naija,there were these white birds that always flew in flocks(never alone) and we would scream "shokolo bango give me finger"(please don't laugh) and we would find some white spot on our nails and say the birds gave us the spots (finger)not knowing we had a calcium deficiency or is it Zinc?Lawd!