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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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Ok so this guy has a problem and goes to see a doctor. However, he told the doctor not to laugh at him no matter what he says or shows to him.
Patient: Doctor i have a problem
Doctor: Yes whats the problem?
Patient: Before i tell you i want you to promise not to laugh at me please
Doctor: You have nothing to worry about, i am a professional and i have seen different cases. i was trained to be nice to patients.
patient then unzips his trousers to reveal the tiniest penis the doctor has seen in all his years of practce as a doctor, so he couldnt help bursting into an annoying uncotrollable laugther. When he had finished laughing,
Doctor: i am so so sorry, just that i have never seen anything like that in all my career. i am sorry it will not happen again.
So what seems to be the problem?
Patient: Its swollen.
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Migines (m)
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Roflmao
swollen? He'd beta be happy.
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FELORE (f)
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so his thing is way much more smaller than that !! i'm still laughing !!
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Rebellious (f)
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Good one bro  |
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ituen (m)
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call the nairaland medical association
The doctor's license shld be withdrawn
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brimbrack (m)
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haahaahaahaa!!! this joke rocks am still LMAO
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Creamychic (f)
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Dat d0c iz definitely g0n die laffn, lmca0
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ifyalways (f)
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@clemcy stop wasting space !
@ topic,C.M.E.O
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tufe (m)
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clemc, wetn we do you. y u take all that space na???
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webdezzi (m)
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you guy are funny, especially ifyalways, how are you ify, are you a nigerian, if you are, then i go like marry you put 4 house
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Migines (m)
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U 4 throway am 4 dustbin b4?
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tufe (m)
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i wonder for the guy O,.
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webdezzi (m)
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no wonder for me guys, wonder for urself and moreover, i haven't told you you wont be invited for the wedding
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tufe (m)
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dreams dreams
they aint so good sometimes
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efuah (f)
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lolrotflmcao  very funny swollen indeed! |
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webdezzi (m)
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@ufuah
saw your profile and i saw the ORDINARY you. you are not bad but i dont think i will be able to substitute ifyalways for you. its a hard decision
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tufe (m)
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@ clemcy,
ABEG !!! now
@weirddezzy
the girl you are dying for never even answer you, and efuah is CUTE, just what a guys needs
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webdezzi (m)
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@ clemcy,
ABEG !!! now
@weirddezzy
the girl you are dying for never even answer you, and efuah is CUTE, just what a guys needs
@tufa give her time to boot up, its a hard decision to make in a lifetime, its not about looks |
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ifyalways (f)
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hmmmmn i smell a rat here. clemcyskull what else is that your big skull good for ?  stop wasting bullets space |
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tufe (m)
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ify, answer the weirddezzy
he's dumbly waiting for you
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Migines (m)
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@ify
respect urself now. Haba!
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tufe (m)
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weird dizzie, you get mind sha
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cuteness01 (f)
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very nice joke,but d guy should be happy his "chlen" was swollen
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tufe (m)
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very nice joke,but d guy should be happy his "chlen" was swollen
huh?  ?? |
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Migines (m)
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E be lyk say dis one miss road.
@webd. . .Watever ends it.
U dont want to do dis. Wen i start wit u nor just tell me say "na devil" o. C0z u and dat devil go blame una sefs. Anumanu.
Yeah, u myte say watts my biznes but trust me. . . U just myte not want to find out.
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