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ayusman16 (m)
Bad Genie
« on: January 14, 2008, 02:07 PM »

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."



"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish, too!"
ayusman16 (m)
Re: Bad Genie
« #1 on: January 14, 2008, 02:12 PM »

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?

Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.



The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."



"I know," said the butcher with a smile,

"I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said,

"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"

tufe (m)
Re: Bad Genie
« #2 on: January 14, 2008, 02:14 PM »

what a wish, instead of wishing to be a chic magnet
tufe (m)
Re: Bad Genie
« #3 on: January 14, 2008, 02:18 PM »

wise woman, dump butcher
tessybaby (f)
Re: Bad Genie
« #4 on: January 14, 2008, 02:31 PM »

Quote from: tufe on January 14, 2008, 02:14 PM
what a wish, instead of wishing to be a chic magnet

TUFE?
i don't want to biliv what am thinking
noyez (m)
Re: Bad Genie
« #5 on: January 14, 2008, 02:55 PM »


Cool  Cool Cool

one for one, God no go vex for either d buthcer or the secret mistress.
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