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aristole (f)
Who Is The Maddest?
« on: January 15, 2008, 11:07 AM »

There was this supremacy tussle between medical practitioner and their counterpart(Orthodox)

So,a research was done by picking 100 mad people and grouping them into 2.i.e 50 for the medical ones and 50 for their counterpart.
A period of 4 weeks was given to cure the madness in this people.
After the expiration of this period;they were all gathered to test how far they've regained their brains.

A long bus was drawn on the wall and  were asked to find their way into the bus.
The Medical ones were the first to be testedl.Come and see.All of them rushed to enter the bus which showed that they were still insane.

The orthodox team were found fumbling that @ least half of their patients would sail through.When they were called;all of them rushed too except one.They were very happy that @least they performed ahead their counterpart.Hoping that the one that didn't join the bus must have regained his sense.

When he was now asked why he did not do as others.He simply said
"Oh you mean joinig the bus over there?Those people are mad people and I can't join them"

Everybody was happy again that finally this man was cured.He now interjected again and said" And they can't enter the bus until I open the door for them with the keys in my hand.And,nothing was even in his hand
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
ayusman16 (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #1 on: January 15, 2008, 11:18 AM »

Hmmmmm. Somebody slap me!
Necorios (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #2 on: January 15, 2008, 11:21 AM »

Well fabricated! Bt v read dt before smewhre. All d same u tried.
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #3 on: January 15, 2008, 11:32 AM »

@ Necorios.Not fabricated.What about this one:

The same set of mad peolple.To test their sanity;they were all given an apple fruit each.It was amasing that they all threw the apple away.And the last one was silent.They noticed his silence and thought he's been cured.Instead,he said "Hmmmmm.this people are mad o.See how they are throwing that ball away" and he started kicking it.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #4 on: January 15, 2008, 02:33 PM »

Any vibration.sorry,fabrication,filteration or frustration again?Or wetin you call am!
thirdi (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #5 on: January 15, 2008, 02:40 PM »

This na joke? abi na mad man post am? so one please slap me
Necorios (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #6 on: January 15, 2008, 02:44 PM »

D owner of d topic must b sme sort pychatric doctor or patient,he had special interst in madnesism!
Spot (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #7 on: January 15, 2008, 02:48 PM »

Is it on the face AYUSMAN16?
tessybaby (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #8 on: January 15, 2008, 02:55 PM »

no, on the ANUS
ayusman16 (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #9 on: January 15, 2008, 03:06 PM »

Hmmm. hi tessy Wink
tessybaby (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #10 on: January 15, 2008, 04:34 PM »

hi
whatz up?
nothing for the poor?
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aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #11 on: January 15, 2008, 05:43 PM »

@nacorios
Give me the number of times i've posted anything on madness.
ifyalways (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #12 on: January 15, 2008, 05:55 PM »

ROTFLMAO @ the replies
LMAO @ joke
LOL @ poster
Necorios (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #13 on: January 16, 2008, 11:50 AM »

Jst 1tym!
clemcykul
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #14 on: January 16, 2008, 11:58 AM »

rotfmlo @ifyalwayz Grin
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #15 on: January 16, 2008, 01:09 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmmm.Oversabi boi Grin Grin Grin Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #16 on: January 16, 2008, 01:29 PM »

uhm. . . . . . . .
brimbrack (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #17 on: January 16, 2008, 01:40 PM »

na wa o!
ifyalways (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #18 on: January 16, 2008, 04:05 PM »

hohoho  Undecided
tufe (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #19 on: January 16, 2008, 04:12 PM »

nice Grin Grin Grin
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #20 on: January 16, 2008, 05:21 PM »

@tufe
Thanks for that.
tufe (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #21 on: January 16, 2008, 05:25 PM »

u'r welcome
ifyalways (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #22 on: January 16, 2008, 05:43 PM »

u are not welcome till you thank me to.
infact you are an enemy !  Embarrassed Sad Cry
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #23 on: January 16, 2008, 05:48 PM »

@Ify.
Sorry.Na overtype dey worry me.Thanks a million times.Afterall we'r not rivals now?Who knows sha. Grin
Migines (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #24 on: January 16, 2008, 06:55 PM »

Nada
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #25 on: January 17, 2008, 09:40 AM »

****I don't get that.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #26 on: January 17, 2008, 09:45 AM »

Stale **** the truth is bitter ****
clemcykul
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #27 on: January 17, 2008, 10:15 AM »

Teadr where have u been Huh

i miss u somehow Grin Grin Grin wheres bennie Huh
aristole (f)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #28 on: January 17, 2008, 10:16 AM »

Under your pant
tufe (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #29 on: January 17, 2008, 01:05 PM »

hehehe  Grin

thats a good one aritole

@ ify, na you i tell you are welcome. over sabi sabi  Angry Angry
ituen (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #30 on: January 17, 2008, 02:33 PM »

good joke
tufe (m)
Re: Who Is The Maddest?
« #31 on: January 17, 2008, 02:42 PM »

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