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pahtahkee
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. . . . . . . . All the while I was busy with negotiation management in real life, TOH is here speaking babytalk about my cyber life  Are you ok?   in class and taking time to reply Nairaland abi? Shey iwe e ni yen? I have given up on paraki sef, his drama surpasses that of Richard Simons. He thinks I have time to be chasing him around about someone that doesnt exist. He's such a female, which would explain his feminine name anyway  Sharrap there will you? See wetin you wan cause for our family now? Family bickerings all because of you. Just as you have been advised, remove your pics immediately! For Sports, masturbators don spread am reach there . Haba na only you?  Now myself and my cuzin, don this-integrate. If I dey give you too much drama, go listen to Nelly Furtado. "what is it with us Ekitis"? mrpataki, when will you stop this jealousy? just because we're the fountain of knowledge? na wa o. . . .maybe you and seun should make your own--hmmm. . . which state again?--thread? eh? ttyl  For the purpose of clarification, abeg no dey link with me with that name. Unfortunately, everyone I have ever had an encounter with bearing that name have been nothing but turmoil and headaches. As for Ekiti, just because them label you for Fountain of Knowledge for Nigerian plate numbers, una no let us hear word Abeg make una achieve something else, I fit no talk again. @ pahtahkee
bros take it easy, , but wetin you do all these girls wey them dey slize you like okro vegetable?
Guy, it is ok jare. I dey teach my pikins cyber ethics. |
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nigercook (m)
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hi am new and based in new york.So nice to meet all of you
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sassie
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Hi there. Am new and glad to join. I read several interesting threads before joining.
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tytylayor (f)
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WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'D rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'D die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'D probably die laughing.
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Johnny2008 (m)
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Hi I'm John,
I just came on board today like to let u guys know that for your GENERAL INSURANCE needs I'm here, Car Insurance, Fire, Burglary etc, contact me here.
Thanks.
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toluh (f)
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hi every body,i must say this site is great.am new here and i hope to make friends.
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emiemi (f)
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Hello evryone, I'm relatively new on the forum though I sometimes get to read some of your contributions once in a while but I have taken the 'participatory' role henceforth. I hope to make some good friends here. Watch out. Kudos to you Seun, very good work.
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Sorunke (f)
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Hello house am new just want to say am a gradute and seeking for job. Thanks. |
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Ify Okonkw
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hi this is ify. is really 2 be a part of this.
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Ify Okonkw
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hi this is ify. is really nice 2 be a part of this.
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Sorunke (f)
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Hi Ify thanks for replying its highly appreciated.
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secured (m)
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i'm kind of new in here,though i joined d forum about 4 months ago,this is my 1st post, i hope i will feel everybody in the house.
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ololade44
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hello seun and everyone in this forum,i joined not too long ago.i am quite new to this field though n i would love if u can enlighten me on how to make wise choices when it comes to investing in naija.I'm presently out of naija but I'm afraid of bin duped of my hard earned money again.so please help.cheers to all.
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tulk2mi
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Hi nairaland people, i just bcame a member, i must say u people hv a good thing goin here. So tell me wats popping
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YomYom (m)
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please how can i change my user name on nairaland?
Thank you
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cuddly (f)
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 Thanks Seun, I'm so excited I'm on to Nairaland. I hope I'll catch loads of fun in here. I am a new kid in the house and this is my first post. The threads really has gotten me excited already and believe me all the topics are simply hot. I am just me, calm, gentle but can be unpredictable even though I'm a bit on the reserve side. I am the fun type, don't like anything to bore me you know and my principle in life is to live and let others live.
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Jury (m)
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am new in here .please, how do i post on the discussion board.
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dypo (m)
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Dipo - 21, Male, blah blah blah!
COOL!!!!!!!
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digi101 (m)
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Still studying how this forum works, hi everyone
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lumzy89 (m)
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Hey my name is olumide 23, la la lal la, am really feeling this thread, nice to know networking culd be this large in naija!! seun 2 thumbs up
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djinternet (m)
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Hey all first post - saying a big hello to all Africans online!
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ada_one (f)
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Greetings to all , I just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Ada and l currently live in California. These posts are so amusing and I hope to be apart of the fun. Nice to meet you all!!! |
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Jaytee67 (m)
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Greetings to all, Am also new in this forum. I join all the forum members in welcoming all new entrants. Hope to have enough fun and enjoy Nairaland. Thump up for the administrator!
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dee82
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Hello All,
Please, if i want to post a topic, how do i go about it?
Thanks
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bisotec
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i can't post a topic, what suld i do please help
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Dreamsnest (m)
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Hello all, are there dog lovers on this forum? Am an unrepentant lover of dogs and wouldnt mind discussing with like minded people out there
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FASDEV (m)
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Hello Seun,
I just joined Nairaland recently and I have been encountering challenges posting on the forum. I will be glad if you can just give me a guide on how to post messages on the forum, precisely where to go on the site. I have tried to find out the link to sending mails several times but could not get it.
I will appreciate any help from you.
Akapo Emmanuel
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don_o3a5 (m)
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Hi e'ryone, i'm new here. This is don_o3a5 reppin benin city from the heartbeat of the nation.
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apking
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Hello everyone 'am also new hope to have a nice time with you guys |
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uXpression (m)
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Great Site!!!
I am new & I hope to catch fun here?
Ciao
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kattie101 (f)
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new member! lol anybody can holla at me.
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