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Po Deep (m)
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RULES:
1. 10 bars or more.
2. No hate votes(Remember we squashed all that sh*t).
3. No judges(to avoid controversy).
4. The winner will be voted by unbiased hiphop heads.
a). A total of 5 votes.
b). 3 - 2 votes is a win.
c). 3 straight votes in a knock-out.
AHH style.
5. NO BITING!
6. No whining like a brat in the event of defeat.
7. No beef between contenders.
Peace.
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I-Shine (m)
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 Mic check |
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Po Deep (m)
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Here goes:
First of all I-Shine, I'm-a give u three reasons why u'r edible/:
because u'r a PIECE OF CAKE, a PUSSY and a VEG'TABLE!/
Between smokin u and a blunt, I don't know which is easier/
Is it just me or does this guy sound like he gets his rhymes from an encyclopedia??
Almost thought u was a womanizer because u always get 'BOOs'/
I-shine, you shine? The only thing you shine is my shoes./
Damn right my shoe-shiner//
You must be a f*ckin musical note because all I see is a 'minor'/
U'r da mirror image of a vagina//. Wackness defines ya,
even "BROKEN RECORDS" wouldnt sign ya!!/
I just hope the judges wouldnt jail me when I murk u/
I'm a smokin gun. Bury u wit one shell just like a turtle./
My lines are so dope they must be "lines of crack"./
Its ironic how I'm so AHEAD OF YOU & still hit u behind ur back./
This dude drops good punchlines only when he's telling a joke./
His dumbass would probably want to 'pay me back', someone please tell him he's broke!/
N*gga I 'shut ur eyes' just to shut ur mouth/
I got enough punches to bust ur mouth/
Like premature ejaculation, u've got 'short-comings'/
Homie, as far as I'm ur opponent, if u aint 'dropping dead' then u aint dropping nuthin!/
There!
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I-Shine (m)
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Trying to switch off but I twirled him on with ease/
Send you on strike like L.A. writers, your pen and pad I seize/ I hope you read daily journals?
P*ssy systematically hauled me back into rap battle/
Sat~is~fy(phi) his curiosity, just to make him my chattel/
Make him sweat like Tiger Woods at the PGA, watch me set his ass on fire/ you know when his ass couldn't get on the score board he sweats
Dreadfully give Po Deep his wish, whether he’s traumatized or tired/
Want to be an actor so Po Deep impersonate Johnny Deep/
Hard head trying to be a rough steep, I just cross him over with my jeep/
Dropped him and roll over the nigga without warning/
Couldn’t make his girl scream, it seems Po’s thing is malfunctioning/
Batter him without pity~left him for dead ‘because he wouldn’t last long like a used battery/ batter u to commit a crime called battery shessh
Disguised as a doctor to operate on him just to disconnect his Carotid Artery/ Are you seeing the connection? because I ma school you
High off 99~BOTTLES~OF~GULDER, now he is screaming I~GOT~99 PROBLEM/
Yea I know the bitch ain’t part of your problem like Hova~don’t sing the anthem/
Don’t you see this is game over, call your crew and y’all should be sober/
Moment of silence for Po Deep, like we lost him at the world trade center/ get it?
Pay~per~view rhymes nigga my syllables are expensive/ pay per views are always expensive
Somebody tell this PO{shit} his wordplays ain’t even extensive/ They are not at range
Fool just woke a sleeping dog{dawg} thinking it won’t bite/
Inject rabies into his blood line, make him misbehave like James Dwight/
Go get your pen and pad for dictation like you are in primary school lol ha I forgot you are on strike,
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bolajibaok (m)
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@po-deep
great judgement criteria to avoid unforseen trouble like previous battles. no judges at all. good one there!
podeep homie i never commended you not because i don't like you but because u keep beefing me silly too
but this time around i admit without any beef that u were very brave and creative , and goodness u got mad skills. sick punches n delivery. ol boy , you no easy o.
i-shine needs to stop encyclopaediaring to stand bold to ur face. he already said mic check. i hope he bold to check and wreck the motherfcuking mic.
this is going to be a landmark battle. let me grab some hot chocolate and some popcorn and enjoy.
ama come back to vote with 100% love. (no hating no beef -remember we already squashed all that.)
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I-Shine (m)
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encyclopaediaring? Your invented vocabulary? Bolaji, I am simply doing my assignment man and if you listen to emcees like Immortal Techniques and M1 you will know they do their assignment as well. You think hiphop is all about sticking with 2/3 letter words? sorry to disappoint you homey catz need to learn the art to the full length, you know what I mean my vocabularies and crafty story telling scheme makes me unique and emcees like my shit cause it's encyclopedic; so home boy if you have a style don't be shy to show your skills.
*No Beefing just an advice from a Big Poppa*
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bolajibaok (m)
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@i-shine ur right i created vocabulary. good verse but? no comment yet. @po-deep create a vote poll. our fingerz are itching to vote for the illest , where is the round 2  ?abi ? |
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I-Shine (m)
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That's nice because you should be right next to Prof. Wole Soyinka deliberating on what next to include inside the oxford dictionary. lol Yo! Bolaji it's like Seun has the posting meter on pause or something my shit isn't moving from 80 lol
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bolajibaok (m)
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@i-shine
yup ur right ma nikkah , i wine and dine with world class nobel laurettes
i noticed my postometer aint moving too, maybe seun got it on pausetomelock.!
BLAZE THE BATTLE DAWGS. WE NEED MORE FIRE AND BRIMSTONES. ALL HELL LET LOOSE.
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eldee (m)
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Hmmn, It was real close but I'll go for Po-deep.
I'll drop my own reasons later but the first thing i'll say is that I-shine was rather getting over-descriptive
I think his strong point is freestyling where everyone is digging into your posts. . .
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I-Shine (m)
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@ Eldee: Your points are well noted  1-0 in favor of Po Deep |
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Po Deep (m)
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Hey, where've I been??
I-shine, what up homz? thanx 4 ur comment on my poem on the Poem joint. Didnt even think Nairalanders would feel it.
bolaji/eldee,
how y'all doing?
@ rap congregation,
bring the votes on please, lets round this up.
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Po Deep (m)
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Na wa o! Where di f'ck is everybody?? This section is empty, man.
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chiogo (f)
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I thot y'all was gon create a poll so folks cld vote insteada typin' it out. anywayz, my vote goes to I-shine.
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romeo (m)
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po deep got my vote
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The Sly
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po deep is tha man!. . . . .keep it up hommie  |
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menike (m)
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demm 2 dudes are my niggas But Po' Deep killed it for me Damn y'all makin' me want 2 battle someone |
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Alexpissu (m)
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Great battle My vote goes to Po Deep  I Shine u good man . |
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Alexpissu (m)
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@Menike
Mind we testing our skills on the battle field.
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I-Shine (m)
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@Everyone: Yo! I just found myself a new home, mad love out here brothers and that is what hip-hop is all about BROTHERHOOD. And you know what they say someone just have to win and the better cat has just been crowned. Props Po Deep and to everyone,
And The Winner Is, (Po Deep)
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romeo (m)
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@Everyone: Yo! I just found myself a new home, mad love out here brothers and that is what hip-hop is all about BROTHERHOOD. And you know what they say someone just have to win and the better cat has just been crowned. Props Po Deep and to everyone,
And The Winner Is, (Po Deep)
Dude you're real nice skillz too |
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Po Deep (m)
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Peace @ everyone, nice looking out.
@ I-Shine, peace brotha, it was nice battling u.
@Xsosa, wherever u are, whassup? U once called me out. Its best we battle soon because I'll soon be busy wit some school hussle & wont have time for battles.
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kaydee (m)
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The Winner?
Still Po Deep
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opemogaji (m)
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i want to battle somone one!  |
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Alexpissu (m)
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@opemogaji bring it on son |
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Alexpissu (m)
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Am itching 4 battle badly
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opemogaji (m)
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O iigth cool,
ya rapz iz whacc minez iz action pacc'D nd daz a fact/
i eat sum leftoverz cold den ya headz roll'D nd froze in plastic wrap/
n been told he'z hot nd he'z jus so dopely dropp'n/
blaz'n a blunt so many bagz in da trunk u would thynk i went grocery shopp'n/
i'll put some smoke in ya place bring some coke 2 ur face/
no dime shit i got ultrasize zipz 4 hold'n some weight/
go Fo'z of da gage I'm slang'n da gatz quicc nd making my duez/
ask'n paper or plastic like I'm bagg'n ur food/
don beg 2 this dude i give u nutt'n 4 free/
except a plastic bag wit da nasty waste of ur mother deceas'D/(Inside JOKE)/
flow'n my rage till nutt'n but da oceanz remain/
4real I'm baked i spill nd shake like thurrz a hole in da bag/
am i sane or jus act'n my brainz on itz last spin/
itz time 2 kill wit rhymez so ill dey give migranez 2 an aspirin/
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opemogaji (m)
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@ alex
any replies?
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Alexpissu (m)
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@opemogaji
open a thread
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menike (m)
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aiyoo '
Alexpissu - I'll battle but u've gotta set up a thread
Hope Bolawateva won't spit sh**t on it like he did that Maverik Vs Menike thread
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eldee (m)
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@menike and alex
u want me to open sumn like the one i set for wordsmith and bolajiu guys should just drop what rules u think are necessary and i'll set it up.
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bolajibaok (m)
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@menike
you have forgotten that bolaji-broke is a changed man now,, ur battle with alexpissu should be a new thread .and i aint going to spit shit on em ,
i have stopped doing that , havent u noticed i don't abuse or get at anyone again? that was 2007 .now its 2008 we all grown up and them beef is totally squashed.
so brace up for an alexpissu battle.everyone wants to see menike the punchline professor back in the building again !
@mailmalc/po-deep
where is xsosa , produce xsosa , po-deep wants him for the dinner!
@po-deep
since xsosa isnt around yet. do you want me ? i don't have an opponent yet . anyone interested in battling me ?
@i-shine
great spirit , you got .i wish i had ur kind of spirit going into the wordsmith battle, we wouldnt have had a world of chaos, its all love now .
@alexpissu
supp ma nigga alex? get ready for a murda battle against menike , its going to be interesting dawg! live up to the expectation and rise to d occassion
we all want to see real punchlines, multis . metaphors , rhymes and wordsplay
@eldee
as if u know what i had in mind, go ahead with ur usual intro and contestant title calling is fabolous, spice it up like you spiced bolaji-broke vs wordsmith up with your usual glamorous intro. make sure there is a voting poll but no human judge. the gladiators should state their own rules.
@everyone
thank God the war is over , now the rap threads have returned to normal with interesting battles. halleluyah!
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