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bolajibaok (m)
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YALL ARE WELCOME TO - CHIOGO VS BOLAJI-BROKE . 2008 MOST WANTED take a look at the strenght and weaknesses of both contestants :
CHIOGO- strenght - 1. unarguably one of the flyest spitting females in nairaland, young fly female hov. Ranks in the TOP 3 illest females 2. chiogo's creative rhymes and style way outclass the likes of little kim, remy ma, foxy, eve. nicki minaj etc 3. took the males emcees ages to recognise her ish. nurtured by menike . she loves menike like crazy 4. she flows with menike (murda incorporated). chiogo flows like when styles p flows with little kim( hot damn remix) 5. Too many female fans , loved so much by two of the flyest female spitters ever e.g sharn, ajadrage, etc 6. Raps better than most nigerian female rappers e.g sasha, blaise, kemistry, bouqui etc 7. may surprise many by coming out tops and hard against a notorious battle giant in the class of bolaji-broke 8. Extremely colourful female known to post her raps with beautiful rainbow colors with flashy looks.(blue&green)
weakness- 1. Never been in a one on one battle with any nairaland female or a male mc. 2. soft lyrics .will need a lotta gangsta flows ,punchlines and wordsplay to beat bolaji-broke 3. strong on collabos with a murda inc battle giant , could be vulnerable battle rapping alone and going solo 4. sensitive to disses, emotional on disses, reacts strongly to male opposition and bitchy attitude by nairaland males 5. this is her first battle rap match in nairaland history. not too experienced, fairly unknown on the rap battle scene 6. occassionally comes online mostly at night living room for her peers to reply her quickly
BOLAJI-BROKE strenght- 1. Nairaland most creative personality ever - won the 2007 nairaland award for the most creative thread ever 2. Number one nairaland celebrity. Has threads dedicated to him! Has a lot online buddies who would die for him 3. Battle rap giant, been to battles and rolled with the biggest, illest, toughest most respected nairaland mcs 4. Thrives and survives very well in the midst of multiple beefs and insults, survives under pressure and oppositions 5. High class punchlines, unbelieveable wordsplays. Host of 2007 nairaland battle rap world cup. 6. Strong but weak personality. known to make friends as quickly and as much as he makes enemies 7. been to multiples rap battles in star wars scores to settle , known for creative namesplays and freestyles 8. Got extremely popular in music request threads . known to have a huge battle rap computer database 9. unarguably the most popular nairalander to date. has fans and hate-fans fighting because of him.
weaknesses 1. Once hated by multitude but loved by a choosen few fans who could die for him. 2. Almost got beaten by po-deep , but quarrel has been settled after alexpissu's '' lets squash beef thread '' 3. Not known to rhyme -flows unrappable freestyles but brings mad punchlines and creative wordsplays to battle 4. known previously to be a Bad loser, had problems with a lot of human judges in 2007. prefer computer judges 5. Not known to battle with multis and rhymes, known to attract hate votes because of his loud popularity 6. His numerous die-hard fans are known to fuel his crisis and get him in trouble by backing him up all the time.
@EVERYONE REMEMBER WE ALREADY APOLOGISED AND SQUASHED ALL them BEEFS, VOTE OBJECTIVELY AND TRUTHFULLY. TELL US WHO TOOK THIS BATTLE WITH GENUINE REASONS .
i respect the fly chicks who got the hottest game . chiogo is one of them. we doing this for love, we strictly nigerians and we gangstas. chiogo ma, here is the thread you wanted . bring your tightest game for the rest of them nigerian rappers to see.
yall are welcome to CHIOGO VS BOLAJI-BROKE . 2008 MOST WANTED !
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Sharn06
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CHIOGO- strenght - 1. unarguably one of the flyest spitting females in nairaland, young fly female hov. Ranks in the TOP 3 illest females true 2. chiogo's creative rhymes and style way outclass the likes of little kim, remy ma, foxy, eve. nicki minaj etc v. true 3. took the males emcees ages to recognise her ish. nurtured by menike . she loves menike like crazy err, she'D answer that 4. she flows with menike (murda incorporated). chiogo flows like when styles p flows with little kim( hot damn remix) you should see that 5. Too many female fans , loved so much by two of the flyest female spitters ever e.g sharn, ajadrage, etc 'ajadrage is a guy, Bola' Yup, Chi's ma sis 6. Raps better than most nigerian female rappers e.g sasha, blaise, kemistry, bouqui etc Over-true 7. may surprise many by coming out tops and hard against a notorious battle giant in the class of bolaji-broke 'what class? Nursery?' She's dope, bruv! 8. Extremely colourful female known to post her raps with beautiful rainbow colors with flashy looks.(blue&green) Blue, most especially
weakness- 1. Never been in a one on one battle with any nairaland female or a male mc. Erm, that's something she's going to have to change 2. soft lyrics .will need a lotta gangsta flows ,punchlines and wordsplay to beat bolaji-broke Mayb, maybe not 3. strong on collabos with a murda inc battle giant , could be vulnerable battle rapping alone and going solo Hmmmmmmmn 4. sensitive to disses, emotional on disses, reacts strongly to male opposition and bitchy attitude by nairaland males Especially the poster, innit? 5. this is her first battle rap match in nairaland history. not too experienced, fairly unknown on the rap battle scene For now 6. occassionally comes online mostly at night living room for her peers to reply her quickly What's that gotta do w this?
BOLAJI-BROKE strenght- 1. Nairaland most creative personality ever - won the 2007 nairaland award for the most creative thread ever Fluke! 2. Number one nairaland celebrity. Has threads dedicated to him! Has a lot online buddies who would die for him Celebrity? Dash? 3. Battle rap giant, been to battles and rolled with the biggest, illest, toughest most respected nairaland mcs Maybe 4. Thrives and survives very well in the midst of multiple beefs and insults, survives under pressure and oppositions A true statement 5. High class punchlines, unbelieveable wordsplays. Host of 2007 nairaland battle rap world cup. Yup, though the Cup never ended 6. Strong but weak personality. known to make friends as quickly and as much as he makes enemies No, he makes enemies faster, lol 7. been to multiples rap battles in star wars scores to settle , known for creative namesplays and freestyles Ironically true 8. Got extremely popular in music request threads . known to have a huge battle rap computer database and 'copyed' 9. unarguably the most popular nairalander to date. has fans and hate-fans fighting because of him. not fighting because of him, fighting him
weaknesses 1. Once hated by multitude but loved by a choosen few fans who could die for him. All lies 2. Almost got beaten by po-deep , but quarrel has been settled after alexpissu's '' lets squash beef thread '' Almost? 3. Not known to rhyme -flows unrappable freestyles but brings mad punchlines and creative wordsplays to battle He needs improvement on that 4. known previously to be a Bad loser, had problems with a lot of human judges in 2007. prefer computer judges make one then! 5. Not known to battle with multis and rhymes, known to attract hate votes because of his loud popularity And improvement on this too 6. His numerous die-hard fans are known to fuel his crisis and get him in trouble by backing him up all the time. Delete this sh*T
Anywaysy, good luck guys! I'D really love to see the end of this!
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spottie (m)
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@ everybody
i will b out 4 a couple of months on som company training n shit leavin this evening, one love 2 everybody but ama still b on point no doubt
its a study thing and u nd 2 put up 2 they grade 2 get they grind on and your hussle top
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Sharn06
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Why is ieverybody going training? Not me though!
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bolajibaok (m)
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lol sharn that was a better analysis.
@chiogo are we coming through wit the battle ?
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chiogo (f)
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Lol@y'all. I got some internet connection problems at home so am in Skool now. hopefully, it'D be fixed by d time i get home. PS: i do not come online at night. I guess it's d time difference. Naija and Uk is 6 hours ahead of us. so it's 11:40 am right now. nywayz, bolaji, u go first. Ladies first. 
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menike (m)
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I guess it's d time difference. Naija and Uk is 6 hours ahead of us. so it's 11:40 am right now.  I've got the same probs wit Nigerian Time but You against Bolaji Look ma' u've gotta put murder on his name - If u don't kill em' I'ma put on my jacket n' go to the Courthouse to file for a Divorce  or I'll get off Nairaland for a week So show that nigga who the Chigurl is iight
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bolajibaok (m)
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@menike yup we all expecting chiogo to put up her best, its her first battle and her first real test. so she gotta impress everyone including me that its total murdaaaaa!
@chiogo is it guys first or ladies first?, common ma , lets blaze the fcuking roof .
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nextbeatz (m)
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@bolabitch
::Ya!! scare-pants just spit ya lungs out or kat cut ya tongue::
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bolajibaok (m)
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@spottie aka nextbeats havent u heard we squash all beef and no more insults. whats with the bolabitch stuff?
grow up and be matured spottie.
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spottie (m)
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@ bola dude sto-p that ish i am not next beat what is your problem? @ nex beat if u av a sng on d net or a pix show it 2 them and 4 me u can listen 2 my voice on www.reverbnation/spottie@ bola please quit makin me feel incognito
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chiogo (f)
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awww, now y'all makin' me scared. Menike, how u gon divorce me?? am tryn@ be girly for u Cuz we don't want 2 rappers in the house,do we?? don't worry, i'll get it. .
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chiogo (f)
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bolajibaok,my internet is workin' now so let's go! I don't wann@ go 1st. Oh, and what's wit d whole description on d 1st post??. all we need is d rules. where d rules @?? so get the rules ready by tomar' and drop urs. I'll drop mine as early as possible.
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bolajibaok (m)
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CHIOGO .HERE ARE THE RULES
STRICTLY 16 BARS
rules 1. lines must not exceed 16bars 2, no whining in the case of defeat 3. 3 straight votes is a k.o 4. 5 straight vote is a technical k.o 5. no bitching or biting or reference to any of what your opponent posted . 6. no human judge 7. unbiased hiphops heads only may vote and comment on the winner with reasons 8. no hate votes or beef votes 9. no line biting 10 no reference to your opponent lines 11. fair play 12. no external interference
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bolajibaok (m)
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bolaji-broke is in da building ,
mic check 1-2 .1-2. 16 bars right ? here i go
you can't go first ? chiogo heard u had plans to bite my lines? , see d rules again and get your facts right my 'diick' is as big as my robust ego /here is my yansh /go 'head' (go ahead) and then bite my balls tight
seats sold out /results anticipated/ spectators expectant/ arrival of bolaji-broke a battle giant goliath bolaji-broke or chiogo who the fcuk would be impregnated/ chiogo is the size of a tiny ant with no pant!
same day same night /d virgin chiogo bout to be deflowered n disvirgined all at d same time in menike's presence/ 65yr old grandpa/ fada of your daughta/ to whom u bethrothed like u were curry n thyme
goodness gracious/i checked her bakassi/ the young 'ho' isnt wearing gstrings/ neither undies nor draws/ worst of all /she got 2 fresh pussys /eats 5 gay diicks n swallowed 10 saggy balls /
chiogo is a brand new pussi who's about to get fcuked /lunch dinner n brunch all in one night am like po-deep /i stick ma long diick into her deep ass like gums glued to aradite /
a punchline king/ i keep her eating wood/ like she is a midget previoulsy known as d wack termite how d eff wont they expect me to fcuk n eat u when u's is an hermaphro-diet?
let ma girl sharn loose/ just to ''come'' bitch slap u /like she is a souljah boy /wearing tong and doing them crunk pour spermyoghurts at ya potato face/get u tipsy like d drunkard klint/ make u stay ho like its short weezy drunk
speakin bout profiles/ skinny breast chiogo wouldnt post pictures/ because she got no 'tits' like a dental fixture smelly body nature/a masturbatin fido like dildo/she is a masculine version wit a skeletal booby structure
heard bout your clique/asked jarule when he trekked barefooted on lagos streets/ lo n behold /he said its murda / even your lesbo king ja wont mess with me /because gay ho's like menike n jay z couldnt roc 'car' fellas/
i can fall in love with u 100 times/ break your heart as many times as michael jackson has changed his ugly faces heard your in college wit your 5kids studying physics / i will change your course n make u eat my dirty faeces
heard your an highly rated nairaland battle rap cheek/ that is why you are referred to as the lesbian queen/ bolaji broke is a lion king /you is an inexperienced lion cub who wouldnt get no wins
ama eat u like u vegetable /when i spit ma raw vulgar punches/ let me see if d ass wiggling chiogo is well n able/ make your white husband menike peep in and run away like a cue ball chasing the black off a pool table/
chiogo is like a blind girl playing chess with a grandmaster/ how the fcuk is planet venus going to beat serena u beat me is an impossible wedding arranged by d english queen/ like prince charles gettin married to a dead diana
bolaji sonic boom/ my flows- timeless/ my punchlines- ageless /my meta'fuzz' are fire like bisons psychocrushers/ age aint nofing but a number/chiogo's flows are already checkmated like a mountain submerged in the atlantic ocean
wordsplay &namesplay like similes on metaphors, i bust mics in suspense & episodes like the days of our lives i am way above your battle rapping league /chiogo's verse is shortlived like kriss kross career compared to bow-wow's
i havent even finished bustin/chiogo is now bleeding profusely in menstral pains/ if this is what yall call murda inc then your writing pads are like chiogos' sanitary pads/ it will 'always' have no ink
16 bars ok. now lets see votes from everybody . chiogo ma. where is your verse? holla at your boy!
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menike (m)
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awww, now y'all makin' me scared. Menike, how u gon divorce me?? am tryn@ be girly for u Cuz we don't want 2 rappers in the house,do we?? don't worry, i'll get it. . no probs ma' just be confident
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edosioo (f)
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when did bola learn how to flow and rhyme? 
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worldbest (m)
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too much talk.only for one girl? 
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bolajibaok (m)
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chiogo isnt around yet??
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chiogo (f)
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Here, bolajibaok
I'm known in the hood to be allergic to 'broke' Like dude, do u gotta tell us yo ass is so broke??
First time i seen the id, i dipped Cuz its situation seemed contagious Like T.I.P, bein' broke?? not an option. Yeah,call us pompous
Bitch-ass think am a 'ho?? Interesting, I must say considerin' u ain't never seen a pussy-hole
Now don't mistake me for Lil' Kim, I don't tell u to suck my d!ck I make it easy for ya:'kiss my ass', yeah uz an aspiring freak
Youz a gay-ass/punk-ass/bitch-ass/stupid-ass dude Get the picture?? youz an ass-hole, dude
But disgustin' Cuz the only ass u ever got was a dude's I leave yo ass crippled like i was one of the crips
Leave blood spillin' like i belonged to the bloods I expose pussies like i rolled with the FEDS/cops Turn around, am across the street watchin' u from behind my tints
Youz so wack lke 50,your wackness is funny in a retarded way and so much crap Homeboy need steroid to fuckin' rap
Now whatchu call that kind@ rap?? rappin' under the influence?? haha I'mma borrow a naija slang on that one 'na wa'
Ya name rhymes with 'joke' but ain't got no fuckin' sense of humor Chiogo say a word, folks crackin' up like they got brain tumor
I ain't make u but i sure can put u asunder Ain't gon touch u Cuz u already feel like murder Sure, yo ass ain't never been drunk but u feelin' sober
I pop bottles, spill it all over ya ass like weezy Looka here, i also pop AKs that leave yo ass feelin' dizzy
Fix freshman on ya ass(uz only a fresh meat) Cuz my age mates can only be found in that low grade Makin' my acquaintance to u, is like a total upgrade
At 15, in the 11th grade, am regarded as a top dog I leave my under-dogs to instruct u, duty #1:go make me a hot dog
What it do, butler?? what's cookin' for today?? Yo, this ain't Po Deep/50, so don't keep the guests waitin' + this ain't your fuckin' birthday!!
Alrighty!! let the votin' begin and y'all keep it real. 1. PS:I didn't bite/refer to your post, i been wrote those lines before comin' to post.
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Alexpissu (m)
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Bolaji got more punchlines and metaphors than Chiogo, but she outclassed him on straight disses. Bolaji your verse on the line were too long, u should have shortened it example: you can't go first ? chiogo heard u had plans to bite my lines? , see d rules again and get your facts right my 'diick' is as big as my robust ego /here is my yansh /go 'head' (go ahead) and then bite my balls tight If you flow that on a beat u will start skipping beats. No doubt you outplayed her on punchlines and metaphors.
Chiogo i give it to you because of your presentation ,rhymes and straight disses. But u have to know that a "word" dosent rhyme itself in rap.
Nice battle anyway .
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menike (m)
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I guess I won't b filing for divorce now   Chiogo did very well- She gets my vote
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worldbest (m)
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I know i aint one of those rap heads.But if i were to vote,i'D vote for chiogo. Hers was neat and straight disses.Bolaji was good with the punches and flows but it was damn too long. Anyways,keep it up everyone
cheers
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edosioo (f)
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bola verse is too long and lenghty.chiogo did perfectly well with dissing
presentation- chiogo delivery- chiogo punchline- bola imagery- bola multis- none rhymes- chiogo wordsplay- bola metaphor- bola dissing-chiogo flows& flowability- bola content- bola
6-4 i give to bola
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eldee (m)
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@bolaji First of all, in my own opinion you still have that problem of over-stretching your bars like you did with gbade each of your lines was pregnant with at least two full lenght average linesand if you'll like to know that's the reason wordsmith got 12 points for presentation, each lines follows up the next chiogo is like a blind girl playing chess with a grandmaster/ how the fcuk is planet venus going to beat serena u beat me is an impossible wedding arranged by d english queen/ like prince charles gettin married to a dead dianayour ish was tite but your punches overplayed imagery that's didn't focus on who us was meant to be going at a battle verse is meant to provide humour and chiogo even exposed that section Ya name rhymes with 'joke' but ain't got no fuckin' sense of humor Chiogo say a word, folks crackin' up like they got brain tumor@chiogo nice presentation, direct disses and you really played the 'bj is homo' thiny real tite. and as alex said sameword rhyming is a punishable crime in online battling but lines like this, your my nominee for the next nland lady of rage I ain't make u but i sure can put u asunder Ain't gon touch u Cuz u already feel like murder@topic all the long story, my vote goes to chiogo
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FLOWSHOW
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true talk eldee, lenghty line will automatically disqualify bolajibaok lines. even if u brought 1million punchline and metaphrs. it don't matter bcso the verse is damn too bulky . he needs to learn how not to overstratch bars . but you guys did very well with dissing. bola was more creative , for me i give it to bolabroke on punchlines,wordplay ,metas etc but chiogo overruled it all by her neat verse and neat presentation the only thing is the rhyme because she didnt rhyme well with single syallbles and ending words. good battle nonetheless . maybe a round 2 will bring improvements on both sides. both of you keep it up  @spottie you down for battle?
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ituen (m)
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Bolaji wins hands down
Chiogo shld learn how to be open
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Sharn06
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Bitch-ass think am a 'ho?? Interesting, I must say considerin' u ain't never seen a pussy-hole pretty diss line
Now don't mistake me for Lil' Kim, I don't tell u to suck my d!ck I make it easy for ya:'kiss my ass', yeah uz an aspiring freak nice one too
Now whatchu call that kind@ rap?? rappin' under the influence?? haha I'mma borrow a naija slang on that one 'na wa' lol
Ya name rhymes with 'joke' but ain't got no fuckin' sense of humor Chiogo say a word, folks crackin' up like they got brain tumor that's HT
I ain't make u but i sure can put u asunder Ain't gon touch u Cuz u already feel like murder Sure, yo ass ain't never been drunk but u feelin' sober tite
At 15, in the 11th grade, am regarded as a top dog I leave my under-dogs to instruct u, duty #1:go make me a hot dog where'D ya get that from?? lol, cool
that was iite cept for the repetitive use of words, it mars lyns. same day same night /d virgin chiogo bout to be deflowered n disvirgined all at d same time unnecessary repetition, between why do u use that line ei' time(it don't matter that it's recycled?
goodness gracious/i checked her bakassi/ the young 'ho' isnt wearing gstrings/ neither undies nor draws/ worst of all /she got 2 fresh pussys /eats 5 gay diicks n swallowed 10 saggy balls / i think this is bollocks!
chiogo is a brand new pussi who's about to get fcuked /lunch dinner n brunch all in one night why do u use that line ei' time(it don't matter that it's recycled?
heard your an highly rated nairaland battle rap cheek/ that is why you are referred to as the lesbian queen/ bolaji broke is a lion king /you is an inexperienced lion cub who wouldnt get no wins cool relation, no punches though
ama eat u like u vegetable /when i spit ma raw vulgar punches/ let me see if d ass wiggling chiogo is well n able/ make your white husband menike peep in and run away like a cue ball chasing the black off a pool table/ cool relation, no punches though
chiogo is like a blind girl playing chess with a grandmaster/ how the fcuk is planet venus going to beat serena u beat me is an impossible wedding arranged by d english queen/ like prince charles gettin married to a dead diana nice one
i havent even finished bustin/chiogo is now bleeding profusely in menstral pains/ if this is what yall call murda inc then your writing pads are like chiogos' sanitary pads/ it will 'always' have no ink nice one too to be honest, this ain't 16 bars, it's 32 if u go through it. It was tiresome and burdensome to go through but I managed to get some few things to hold on to.This was hard but i gots say my vote goes to chiogo. Here's ma reason below content & relevance - chiogopresentation- chiogopunchline- bolajibaokdelivery- chiogorhymes- chiogowordsplay- bolajibaokmetaphor- bolajibaokdisses - chiogo
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spottie (m)
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flow
if u are down open a thread
and i mean now
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FLOWSHOW
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@spottie yeah set it up . or better still let bjbroke set it up for us with the rules, hype and intros
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opemogaji (m)
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Nice battle. Nice punchlines, 2 both, but
BOlaji Got this ,
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chiogo (f)
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Thanks y'all but who actually won??, that's all i wann@ know. 
@Menike, ooh, so no divorce, how bout a Maybach to say 'am sorry'??. psych, am just kiddin'.  @Alexpissu, yeah, bout the rhymin' thingy. haha, u're right. thanx.
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