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gunpoint (m)
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 It is with a heavy heart that i bring to u this news that Mr.Turkey havin survived d mad xmas rush to take his life waz last sightd with is girlfrnd(miss Turkey 2000-2009) at d Tinapa resort wer dey wer shot(by 1 of my camera men oh) havin a mellow moment 2geda(see insert foto) and dey havnt both bin seen since!! The suspects r d usual ones but i hav cause to bliv new lndrs culd b involved!!! 1)Migines(d guy is obviously dirty) 2)Saucekid(because i dnt lika him) 3)tessybaby(we all remember her role in d missin goat saga) 4)Thuglife(new but equally criminal) 5)tufe(frm facts available to me, he is a cronic chicken thief) 6)ifyalways(?? ?? ?? ??) Please b informd that dese criminals r on our(nlnd's)mostwantd list bt most important nw is news about d werabts of our dear Mr.Turkey and his pretty meaty!! Latest sightings fotos of either of them can also b posted Thank you Signed GUNPOINT!!! 
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Migines (m)
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*smoking cuban ciga on his couch and watching a football match(arsenal v nwanyanwu fc)*
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gunpoint (m)
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if u get liver, tel us wer d couch dey!!! (wats d match scores so far?) |
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tessybaby (f)
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u are looking for someone who is going to foot your hospital bills right?
please no one should touch/beat him, it is a trap, this guy has got epilepsy
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clemcykul
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*ENTERS into the parlour wid fried grizzled turkey, sits beside migie and watch cote'diviore beat nigeria to death*  |
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tessybaby (f)
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clemcy watch your mouth
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ituen (m)
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Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps
Sweetie, do u want some?
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saucekid (m)
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with sauce??
na me be that oh. . . . . . . .
*grabs my own turkey laps*
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tessybaby (f)
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Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps
Sweetie, do u want some?
which of the sweeties are u talking to? |
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saucekid (m)
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ituen own pass ronaldinho
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CHI-ROSE (f)
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tessybaby, looks like you're contesting to be one of the sweeties, goodluck dearie!
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saucekid (m)
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tessybabe is the main owner
nightnurse is the contender/snatcher
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tessybaby (f)
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Tell her
she is either new or inconsistent
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saucekid (m)
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i know one thing,she is consistent
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gunpoint (m)
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Y ppl Y? Mr.Turkey & his meaty chic hav got equal rites as u!!! Ppl of nlnd, u can see dese canibals(9ja haters) 4 who dey really r?? But i promise u wif every bone in my bory dat any1 who as evr touch a turkey or evn lookd at 1 lustfully wil pay wit der lives!!!
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ituen (m)
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sharrrraaaapppppp!!!!!!
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sharon sto (f)
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hahahahahaha  |
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tufe (m)
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@gundust, my frnd, sharrap there. how many times will i tell you that when elders are talking, you shud just listen. mumu like you. the joke is just as stupid as you are. abeg jare, make i go chop ify cat wey i catch yesterday  |
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saucekid (m)
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@ ituen
no mind am.na the hair for him down below dey decieve am
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gunpoint (m)
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WERE R YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!! Life isnt d same tin wifout UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Plz com back 2 nlnd & i promise u sanctuary!!! P L Z  |
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ituen (m)
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@Saucekid
Maybe those brown hairs im get for im private part wey never turn black dey decieve am well well
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gunpoint (m)
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Clemcykul, we agree mor and mor nwadays, wil u be my vice Gen?? |
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Migines (m)
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*slaps gunpoint at da back of his head*
u must be very stupid.
@tufe
bc0z we don dey follow u play u nor knw your mate again abi. So tey u don dey call your sef elder. Make i hear am 4 your mouth again.
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clemcykul
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hahahahaha lmao
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