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princesa (f)
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i hope that happens at the party  |
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tufe (m)
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***oya everyone, hold hands***
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princesa (f)
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good idea  |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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tra la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
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gilgee (m)
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Mr Turkey where have you been? The soup dey boil dey wait you abeg come jump in fast fast.
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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ok, just give me a minute let me shake my tail feathers a little in preparation for the dive in. . .
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tufe (m)
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u mind am |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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well, what can i say, the guy has got some mind at least inviting me to become some chewable in his created concotion called soup, at least my feaces will provide some very rare sauce for the meal, don't you think? thats why i had to shake my tail feathers so as to apply pressure to my bowels prior to defecation
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tufe (m)
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i totally agree with you |
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saucekid (m)
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silently watching
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jaymobb (m)
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until u blind 4 where u dey watch
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saucekid (m)
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*snipes his mouth*
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gilgee (m)
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Sniper in the house. @Turkey As your feces sweet reach like this your meat go be honey meal na. You are in trouble because your thigh must enter my soup.  |
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saucekid (m)
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good point
who's going to catch the turkey?
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tufe (m)
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i suggest you do
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princesa (f)
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hi all |
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saucekid (m)
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who is on the phone?
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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hey y'all, if i'ma gonno let anyone grab a hold on any part or all of me, it's gonno be princessa but on the other hand. . . (thinking very seriously about the effects of such a grabbing) naaaah. . .
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saucekid (m)
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then silently come to me with no squabbles
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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come to you, so you can kuvukinise me? i don't think so
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saucekid (m)
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you don't have to think just act |
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jaymobb (m)
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leave him alone
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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that would be a very wise way to act. . .
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naijastyle
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but its not possible
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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(in a sad tired out voice full of melancholic emotions) i have been bruised  i have been battered by the powers that be, something has been torn from my poor turkey heart, that spark has been extinguished amidst my zeal to smile away the sorrows of a lonely bird. poor me, even words fail me to make speech that would translate the true feelings and meanings of my thoughts, my sad sad thoughts. . .
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naijastyle
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the sad rantings of a heartless turkey
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saucekid (m)
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about to die if you ask me
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sambabois (m)
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**Saw this thread and immediately shut down the system** Some are not meant to be born while some are born by mistake. don't mean to be rude, but it sucks doen here  |
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Sam Milla (m)
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Well, this place may sound strange to you for now,
but then new comers are welcomed,
join d boat, rock ur music,
tighten ur belt,
fortify ur heart, warn ur girlfriend and hold ur pocket.
We have cyber bullies here,
wife snatchers and pick pockets,
hope you enjoy d ride,
milla over rn out,
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StephenP (m)
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**Saw this thread and immediately shut down the system** Some are not meant to be born while some are born by mistake. don't mean to be rude, but it sucks doen here You don't have to post anything, just click jokes and look for a different one. @rest, *Catchs Mr. Turkey by the feet, ties him up and asks for a knife to do the bloody deed.* |
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naijastyle
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good job. oya take chain saw knife won't do a clean job
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