Job Opening At Nigerian Prisons Service

Okay, this is for OND, Nurses and School Certificate Holders. The job offers includes Assistant Inspector of Prisons for OND Holders, Prisons Assistant 1, for School Certificate holders with credit in not less than 4 subjects plus maths and English. There is also Prisons Assistant II for Trade Test Grade 3 Certificate or Junior Secondary School cert. The last is Inspector of Prisons Nurse for Nurses with possession of Registered Nurse Certificate and Register Midwife/Psychiatry cert. For full details check the Guardian of 18th april, 2006 Page 32. Goodluck.

Hi GP, are you also looking for a job?

Which employee is not a prisoner, check this.

IN PRISON:  You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK:   You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
 
IN PRISON:  You get three meals a day.
AT WORK:   You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it!
 
IN PRISON:  You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK:   You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
 
IN PRISON:  A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK:   You must carry around a security card and unlock and
                    open all the doors by yourself.
 
IN PRISON:  You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK:   You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
 
IN PRISON:  You get your own toilet.
AT WORK:   You have to share.
 
IN PRISON:  They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK:   You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
 
IN PRISON:  All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
                     required.
AT WORK:   You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
                   they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
 
IN PRISON:  You spend most of your life looking through bars from
                   inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK:   You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
                   inside bars.
 
IN PRISON:  There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK:   They are called supervisors.
 
IN PRISON:  You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK:   You get fired if you get caught.
 

IN PRISON:  You get your own toilet.
AT WORK:   You have to share.

Thank you very much at Kirikiri?

Has any of you been to Nigerian Prison? If you have not, then let those who had been there tell us about state of our Prison.