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Thug Life (m)
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Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you want to
tell him, or should I ?"
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ituen (m)
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Please can u explain for me?
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Thug Life (m)
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It means the boy father is not getting Pu$$y for a week
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tufe (m)
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hehe
nice joke, though i wudnt have understood if u didnt explain
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ibkaye (f)
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it's ok   |
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tufe (m)
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you in pluto, nna na wa oo
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Thug Life (m)
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lol
baby girl
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ibkaye (f)
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you in pluto, nna na wa oo
 yes i am, ever been there? |
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tufe (m)
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yeah, in your dreams
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ituen (m)
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what u didnt understand initially
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tufe (m)
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na u know ooooooooo
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ituen (m)
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i kow say u know say i sabi something
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hcl_acid (m)
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lol good joke |
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tufe (m)
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ituen, you dey praise yourself. instead make you dey humble yaself so that u may be exalted(as the bible take talk am)
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ituen (m)
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there's a part of the bible that also says "blow your trumpets O' children of israel"
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tufe (m)
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bros, abeg where e dey for bible
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ituen (m)
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i'm still lookin for it
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tufe (m)
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no mis quote o, my brother. there is somewhere in revelation wheer it is said that "if u add to my word, on the last day, i shall add to your suffering", or something like that. so be careful there. otherwise ban !!! |
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ituen (m)
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. . for which part of the bible?
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tufe (m)
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na revelation na
the last chapter.
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ituen (m)
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no verse?  |
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tufe (m)
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the very last verse na. haba, na wa wa for you o  |
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ituen (m)
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You shld have said "the back of the bible" instead. i woulda understood
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tufe (m)
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pegan like you
lol
how are your wives doing, been quite sometime. hope the timetable is working fine for you
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ituen (m)
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Have u seen any of them complaining
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Thug Life (m)
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You shld have said "the back of the bible" instead. i woulda understood
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tufe (m)
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ituen, na you know |
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