Please Help Me, I Cant Take The Pain Of Anal Sex

Jassie! Jassie!! Jassie!!! 

Jeeze, what does a Nairalander's parents have to do with you? One who can insult another's parents can have little respect for their own. 

And if you DID believe in God, you'd realise He can NOT be commanded by man to punish anyone, He decides! That insult is so outdated, I didn't think anyone still used it!

Siena babeeeeeee!  Why bother?  It is called "anal retention"!  While we are on the subject!  Jassie needs a good shit!

You know people who slap their parents around insult others and other peoples' parents!  The Lord's punishment is on them already till doomsday!  It is called a "miserable life"!  Please do not worry your blessed soul with nit wits on Nairaland.  I go yarn you later!  Happy Sunday to you and---------


Later my love--off to bed!

Lol, Jassie. Cleverly edited.

what's going on guys? chill out it's a sunday today.
jassie how can you call someone a bitch? i don't take kindly to guys who insult women.if you do that just one more time i'll  .  now don't be naughty.run along,go help your momma in the kitchen. that's a good boy!!!!!!!!!

Jassie, there's no reasoning with you at all.

Trying's a mere waste of time.

jassie what's the matter??? i hope you haven't taken someone else's medication.

you did not suprise me one bit.i expected just that from you.

Advice-
please stop practicing beastiality-having sex with animals.
go take your medication.  

TRUE TALK!

@Almondjoy 

No be me and you. 

Anyways sorry for the insults, but you started it! I am not a violent person

Siena  siena siena
the phillanderer is at it again 
Do u still remember me ? emmmmm, 

o ti ele,
na wa for you ooooooooooo

@jassie

i see you have finally bitten the dust? why are you apologising? i thought you had a loud mouth. instead of going to school you sit in a cyber cafe typing alot of crap. stop playing truancy my dear,go and make sure you get an education okay.

wow.

amsky!

Now I know why u are saucy! You think Naija is still the same way u left it? You got It bad bitch! The money you borrowed from your friends for flight ticket, you still haven't paid it back!! 
 
You are a slave in UK! The white monkeys you work for work for me cunt! What You Can Never Make In Your Entire God Forsaken Life, I make it in a day!

How do you deal with your problems over there anyway! 

You work as a cleaner in a fcuked up ghetto house in UK and work as a hooker at night time! 

God knows I'm a BigBoy. I am chilling in my crib with a state-of-the-art laptop with Broadband home internet and you're there tapping connections from your neighbors with Dial-up service. 

Guess what! I will fly over there sometime, trace you, you get to suck my privates (I'll be wearing a condom because your mouth is infected). I will come in your mouth toilet and I'll give you 500 Pounds to pay the bills. 

One more thing! You better be careful with the way you walk around with your over-wide pussy because If u get caught by the British police--- Ikeja straight~


_{if you need more, i got your back}

Good to know you're a certified hore! How much do u get paid for a minute  MTN charges about N40 for local calls on my cellphone and I can't pay you more than that because their service is way useful than your ass! 

Don't worry, I will come and fcuk your mouth and head to Dubai for a nicer time. If I would be in a Zoo, where do you hope to sleep? 

I would probably buy off all the cages in the Zoo, get my sofa and home theater in and you monkeys get to sleep outside, I know your pussy can accommodate Anaconda Snakes so you don't need to ask me where the snakes would sleep!

You know you have problems, you can't even afford to cater for yourself in that cold not to talk of getting a Jigga a travel ticket. A ticket is just a credit card click from my laptop!

You even found it hard to help your friend's pregnant sister that came to UK because u and your husband were stanky broke. Don't worry pussy! Things might get better for you and your hubby if you add robbery to the 2 miserable jobs u're already doing.  By the way, you're just 28, don't shorten your life span by calling your age mate a small boy.

Come back home and get a life, selling oranges at the Bus pass could earn you more money because u ain't gotta pay direct tax!
Tell your hubby too! Bus Conductors make more money, perhaps he could work with one of the Danfo Buses outside the compound!

ehhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.e don pain am!!!!!!!!!

anyway,at least you now know that any woman you get in the name of a wife will be an even cheaper whore than me so cheap,she'll do it for a grain of rice and then come back to make you the laughing stock of your tribe.  pray you don't have daugthers o because the shame they'll bring on you, you'll hang like judas.

see this L-I-T-T-L-E  R-A-T claiming age.even if you are 100yrs older than i am---i should start crying.

i can see you have a sick mind,otherwise,how do you explain always talking of sex. i'm sure you are impotent . please get help okay. are you on some hard drugs??that could also explain your impotence.
oooooooooo i see,  that's why you have such hobbies as beastiality.cause no female would want you.awwwwwwwww  so sorry jassie.  keep trying,maybe you'll do it someday in the farthest future.

try harder okay.i've heard alot of these things,it makes me laugh to hear more.you just like a toddler,can't think of anything else but beastiality and sex.you see over hear,once you as little as cough in a cinema,you are called lots more than you have stated here. my little girl has been called lot o' that too.

so jassie when you get more intelligent,i'll honour your posts,and dignify them with a befitting reply.

@ amsky

don't roll in the mud with pigs, it gets you dirty, but the pigs love it

Jassie, them say you dey sleep with pigs.  Na true?  So the monkey is not your favorite--backside animal afterall.

Na wa for you ooooooooooooh!  Wetin we no go see for this Nairaland.