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jassie
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #64 on: January 28, 2008, 10:45 PM »

@amsky.

Now I see you are feeling terribly humiliated  Sad

Why rain generational curses on yourself, this is strictly a beef. So BACK TO SENDER!!  Cheesy

I see the reason why you would call any man IMPOTENT, afterall your husband doesn't know you're fcuking about and the Monkeys are not his.
One day!!!! Blood will smell!!! Eje A Run!!

As for me, I don't even want to experiment on you!! What do you give birth to? Who knows? Save that for the Guiness book of Ugliness!!

I don't need NitWits, NickNacks like yourself honoring my post!! Her Royal Slave!!

As you see me so, I no send You o!

Well, that's just a sample! I have to get busy now!

Sample-----------------------Ekwe!

@debosky

Onitsha guy, you're thinking your helping her would get you a flight ticket to London? Poor You!  Tongue

You better continue selling Okrika clothes where you are because amsky's second name is "I CAN'T HELP" !!  she self dey roast like barbeque for oven! Maybe she can save enough money for you to Come and Beg in Lagos!!  Tongue

Your Gorimapa head like Alfa own!  Grin

@ almondjoy

I see you need some shots too.
 
If I am sleeping with any Pig, she would definitely be prettier that u!  Wink

I reserve other comments for later.

Yourba people say: aboro la n so fun omuluwabi, ti o ba de inu re a di odindin!!  Wink
debosky (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #65 on: January 28, 2008, 10:48 PM »

*more mud from the pig*

do you think the crap you posted up there shows you are an 'omoluwabi'?

Grow up boy, insults like these went out with the last century Wink

I enjoy my okirika business well thank you, at least if pays the bills Wink
jassie
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #66 on: January 28, 2008, 11:01 PM »

Hmmm. Mr Okrika, seems you're very fund of pigs! I know you can stop eating pork, but should that taste affect you this much?  Grin

Don't worry, I have something better for you to do. Why don't you Come and Beg in Lagos, who knows, you might make enough money to travel to London and fcuk the Royal Slave since her husband is impotent!! Be careful--- Ugly+Ugly= 2Ugly!!!  Grin

What bills do you pay? Ah! Trying to feel among aite, People like yourself use a tapped electricity, drink water from the stream and sleep in a shared room like 10 of your types in a room!
 
Lesson: Never ever put your head into what's not yours  Grin
+osisi
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #67 on: January 28, 2008, 11:02 PM »

You people should be a little sympathetic to Leilah.
In another thread,she told us she was married by an arranged marriage through an Imam to an American who left her with a child after proclaiming he fell out of love with her.

Then she finds this Igbo man on her own who is not only abusive to her but also a sexual brute.
I'm sure she's afraid to be twice divorced at a young age.
My question is,how come she seems to attract losers?
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #68 on: January 28, 2008, 11:05 PM »

I do sympathize with her. I can only hope he doesnt give her a STD next
I-man (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #69 on: January 28, 2008, 11:07 PM »

Quote from: debosky on January 28, 2008, 10:48 PM
I enjoy my okirika business well thank you, at least if pays the bills Wink

Oga say make I tell you,if you no bring back change from the last trip to Ogbugbankwa,I'm go throw your things comot.

How biz?My pure water biz no dey go well again  Sad I go relocate from Aba to Nnewi soon  Sad
I-man (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #70 on: January 28, 2008, 11:09 PM »

Quote from: +osisi on January 28, 2008, 11:02 PM
Then she finds this Igbo man on her own who is not only abusive to her but also a sexual brute.
I'm sure she's afraid to be twice divorced at a young age.
My question is,how come she seems to attract losers?

You don see that quote,you wife is like your farmland,go into your farmland as you wish-Surasomething,something  Grin

But I don't think rear entry is allowed though.Sp I think she has a case.Poor girl  Sad
debosky (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #71 on: January 28, 2008, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: I-man on January 28, 2008, 11:09 PM
You don see that quote,you wife is like your farmland,go into your farmland as you wish-Surasomething,something  Grin

But I don't think rear entry is allowed though.Sp I think she has a case.Poor girl  Sad

 Grin Grin

Nna mehn, all these NAFDAC people are giving Tura International a problem, and Kalu is no longer there to protect us  Sad


@ jassie

I've been around here long enough to allow tyros like yourself fall flat on their face, I don't need to say more Wink
Oh I do like pigs, they make nice pork sausages.  Cheesy
almondjoy (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #72 on: January 28, 2008, 11:27 PM »

Quote from: jassie on January 28, 2008, 11:01 PM
Hmmm. Mr Okrika, seems you're very fund of pigs! I know you can stop eating pork, but should that taste affect you this much? Grin

Don't worry, I have something better for you to do. Why don't you Come and Beg in Lagos, who knows, you might make enough money to travel to London and fcuk the Royal Slave since her husband is impotent!! Be careful--- Ugly+Ugly= 2Ugly!!! Grin

What bills do you pay? Ah! Trying to feel among aite, People like yourself use a tapped electricity, drink water from the stream and sleep in a shared room like 10 of your types in a room!

Lesson: Never ever put your head into what's not yours Grin

he he he he he he he he! Grin  Very funny!  You do have a sense of humour after all!

Quote from: jassie on January 28, 2008, 10:45 PM
@amsky.

Now I see you are feeling terribly humiliated Sad

Why rain generational curses on yourself, this is strictly a beef. So BACK TO SENDER!! Cheesy

I see the reason why you would call any man IMPOTENT, afterall your husband doesn't know you're fcuking about and the Monkeys are not his.
One day!!!! Blood will smell!!! Eje A Run!!

As for me, I don't even want to experiment on you!! What do you give birth to? Who knows? Save that for the Guiness book of Ugliness!!

I don't need NitWits, NickNacks like yourself honoring my post!! Her Royal Slave!!

As you see me so, I no send You o!

Well, that's just a sample! I have to get busy now!

Sample-----------------------Ekwe!

@debosky

Onitsha guy, you're thinking your helping her would get you a flight ticket to London? Poor You! Tongue

You better continue selling Okrika clothes where you are because amsky's second name is "I CAN'T HELP" !! she self dey roast like barbeque for oven! Maybe she can save enough money for you to Come and Beg in Lagos!! Tongue

Your Gorimapa head like Alfa own! Grin

@ almondjoy

I see you need some shots too.
 
If I am sleeping with any Pig, she would definitely be prettier that u! Wink

I reserve other comments for later.

Yourba people say: aboro la n so fun omuluwabi, ti o ba de inu re a di odindin!! Wink

Please stop derailing this thread with your rubbish! Cheesy  Make you try marry the pig abeg.  Before I'm run comot enter another person yard with I'm dorty! Grin  Bush Pig!


Quote from: +osisi on January 28, 2008, 11:02 PM
You people should be a little sympathetic to Leilah.
In another thread,she told us she was married by an arranged marriage through an Imam to an American who left her with a child after proclaiming he fell out of love with her.
Then she finds this Igbo man on her own who is not only abusive to her but also a sexual brute.
I'm sure she's afraid to be twice divorced at a young age.
My question is,how come she seems to attract losers?

We may attract losers but do we have to take abuses from them?  Including anal entry? Shocked  How can a man force you to have anal sex for heaven's sake?  You would have to have a dane gun to my head.  Ah-ah? Undecided

I tire for this Leilah oh! Cheesy

almondjoy (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #73 on: January 28, 2008, 11:34 PM »

De-Heavily-Loaded!

I love your picture ooooooooooooooooooh! Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

You are really heavily loaded with options!  I love your tummy!  No potatos at all!  Keep it up! Kiss


Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!


Thank God I no be man! Grin  This is serious torture for Nairaland guys! Cheesy
pahtahkee
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #74 on: January 28, 2008, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on January 28, 2008, 11:34 PM
De-Heavily-Loaded!

I love your picture ooooooooooooooooooh! Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

You are really heavily loaded with options!  I love your tummy!


Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!


Thank God I no be man! Grin  This is serious torture for Nairaland guys! Cheesy

Really?? Shocked Shocked Shocked

Make I go see her profile then. Undecided
almondjoy (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #75 on: January 28, 2008, 11:43 PM »

Quote from: pahtahkee on January 28, 2008, 11:37 PM
Really?? Shocked Shocked Shocked

Make I go see her profile then. Undecided

The babe dey kamkpe!   Wey ya own na? Cheesy
debosky (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #76 on: January 28, 2008, 11:47 PM »

pataki hands off the babe!  Tongue

anyways, Leilah seems to have a liking for abusive men or something, she better get away from this men and recover her self esteem before hooking up with any man.  Sad

If not it will be one destructive relationship after another.  Undecided
Dāwīḏ
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #77 on: January 28, 2008, 11:52 PM »

maybe the next man will insist on putting it through her nose before she decides enough is enough.
pahtahkee
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #78 on: January 28, 2008, 11:56 PM »

Quote from: almondjoy on January 28, 2008, 11:43 PM
The babe dey kamkpe!   Wey ya own na? Cheesy

She set no be small Tongue But. . . . . . . .  Undecided  

My own pics? Nah!  Tongue I don't want ladies reaching orgasm because of my pics Cheesy

Quote from: debosky on January 28, 2008, 11:47 PM
pataki hands off the babe!  Tongue

Chairman! don't tell me you want to extend your tentacles to that babe oh.  Tongue You sef Cheesy
pahtahkee
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #79 on: January 28, 2008, 11:58 PM »

Quote from: Dāwīḏ on January 28, 2008, 11:52 PM
maybe the next man will insist on putting it through her nose before she decides enough is enough.

How many usernames will you use in a week? Grin
simibrazil (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #80 on: January 29, 2008, 12:17 AM »

This thread is really fun and hot today ooooo
I have hot blood too and I understand this kind of bad competition that doesnt add nothing

Grin

As we are in the zoo

Simi, the cat , miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (long nails)
Siena
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #81 on: January 29, 2008, 12:19 AM »

Simi, I thought you were on holiday!

Any feedback yet from. . . . . .?
Leilah (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #82 on: January 29, 2008, 03:35 AM »

thank you everyone again.  I think I have made myself clear to hijm about this anal sex thing.  Its not going to happen again or I will call the police,  no need for me to buy creams etc becuase nothing in this world can make me do that (its way to large for that) Grin
spoilt (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #83 on: January 29, 2008, 04:26 AM »

this thread has been on and i didnt know? !!  Shocked Shocked Grin Grin. You guys are wicked. you couldnt even call me.  Grin

Anyway Leilah, sometimes action speaks louder than words. you should be ready for him. Go to a sex shop buy the biggest Dildo you can find.Definitely bigger than what he has used to torture you. Buy also a a pair of handcuffs. handcuff the man to the bed.Let him think that you are going to give him the time of his life. Then whip out the thing and proceed to show him what it feels like to be invaded where it hurts.please use no lubricant whatsoever.  show him no mercy as he has shown you none.  Angry  he needs a drastic cure.

its all these porn flicks that men watch that has them hungering for the downright bizarre! those women are paid dammit. plus the fact that at thirty they will be reduced to wearing diapers. so much for a short lived porn career.  Undecided

why worry that he'll leave?  Huh maybe he should so you can finally find someone who appreciates you and stop troubling us on nairaland.  Grin. next thing we know he'll be asking you to make a meal of his excretment . abi no be wetin dey reign be that? .  Angry
jassie
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #84 on: January 29, 2008, 05:47 AM »

Kolomental!!!  Grin
amsky (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #85 on: January 29, 2008, 10:28 AM »

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh jassie, i'll try to be just a bit polite ,so goodmorning to you,i hope you enjoyed your time with the pigs.  i see also that you have bitten the dust again. You do not seem to have grown up-always on this same issue all the time.Ah-ah don't you ever get tired of monkeys and horses?? Grin Grin

okay you know what,that impotence you are soooo worried about,can never be helped, so try and live with that.I have lovely babies okay,and that will never come your way because as we all know you are impotent.so any kids you ever have will be as a result of your cheap  wife's  Lips sealed Lips sealed. so you better change your ways or else,

if you call my babies monkeys then i wonder what yours will be?Huh?

advice , don't even think of having babies with any  woman pig because they'll be a horror to behold.they'll look worse that aliens Grin.  okay i forgot you were impotent and will never have the SWEET blessing of having babies-to say nothing of aliens Tongue

try harder my little boy,you have not started with me just yet yeah!!!!  I'm waiting Cool.

got patients to attend to Jassie.go get a life Grin Grin
amsky (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #86 on: January 29, 2008, 10:50 AM »

@ simi

to answer your question-we are in the zoo to watch little master jassie perform his much perfected act of beastiality. Cheesy.

i doubt that we'll enjoy it though,reason being that he's limp and will remain sooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the pigs will reject him too. Sad Sad

POOR LITTLE JASSIE.
jassie
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #87 on: January 29, 2008, 10:57 AM »

Oh Good Morning Her royal ugliness!!!  Tongue
You expect me to keep quiet for you? Hell No!

Now Look below: Mrs NightNurse|  Kiss

So you are one of those who wash old mamas asses over there for 100 Pounds/week, I see why you talk a lot about dirtiness!!!

Let's just hope they don't shit too much today!

I made more money/micro-second on Gumtree!!!  Cheesy

My life is way sweeter than yours, I can do anything I want to right now, but you? You are in chains over there? Hmmmmm,  I was told that women rain abuses on men just to get closer! Well if that;s your plan then NO WAY!!! I no do!! Na by force?


Be warned: If I should start my own curses it would be too hard for you to live with you know. Also, If I should type anything here with the kind of powers I have, they will definitely come to pass!!! So try and be a little careful!

Now go was some dirty ol' asses.  Grin
amsky (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #88 on: January 29, 2008, 11:18 AM »

AWWWWWWWWWWWW jassie there you go again!!!!!!!!!!  i'm loving it though Cheesy

which powers you get?HuhHuh? power over monkeys or pigs? Grin Grin.okay,you got it all wrong boy.
i'm no nurse-i'm a GP in the waiting. Tongue.so come up with something else yeah.
who want s to get close to you? me?HuhHuhHuh Grin Grin Grin you see why i said you are deluded??? please don't ''keep quiet for me'' like you put it(lacks a sense of language construction) i'm loving it just i like i earlier stated.SO please,don't stop-keep it coming  Cool

i'm in no chains, hungry brat.i', here as freeeeeeeeeee as ever,living life to the fullest,and it couldn't be better Tongue
okay MOUSE, i'm scrubbing in on a procedure,will get back to your jobless, poor, cybercafe addicted ass tonight. Cheesy Cheesy Grin

papine (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #89 on: January 29, 2008, 12:40 PM »

 Lips sealed NA WA O
 Shocked
SORRY FOR NIGERIANS Huh
 Shocked AH
LEILAH
I know u are enjoying yourself. u are allowing them to chew each order apart! Embarrassed
na wa for u, i taught u needed an advice  Huh
you better do something fast. Grin
JASSIES AND AMSKY part 2 of tom & jerry Lips sealed

owenjay (m)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #90 on: January 29, 2008, 01:24 PM »

Quote
More wise advice from Simi!

Leilah, you have options, but I'D be inclined to leave the guy, there are other decent men around, and if you're worried because you've got a child, I wouldn't let that stop you. We live in modern times, there are plenty of men who'D love you, and love your daughter!

Sienna,

Are you sure you are a Guy. Why are you such an Advocate of divorce. Stop playing the devil's advocate here.
Leave the Man on what grounds? Anal sex? An issue they can resolve amicable on their bed?
This is preposterous.

Sweetheart, I am happy you have been able to resolve the issue with your Husband.
jassie
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #91 on: January 29, 2008, 01:43 PM »

Yeah right!!! Like you got some useful job  Embarrassed How do you know you're in no chains? (to the stupid, everything is physical)

Well, I got to go to the shopping mall now pussy! Make sure those old mommas asses are clean!  Grin

you're in chains  Cheesy
D-reloaded (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #92 on: January 29, 2008, 03:52 PM »

owenjay, Seina is the guy you WISH you could be. How does a man watch his woman scream, not from excitement but out of pain due intense TORTURE and you call that one a good person? Just be quiet jare.

AJ,  Kiss

I had to take it before devouring my birthday cake else i would have looked like a "kwashikor" patient  Tongue
amsky (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #93 on: January 29, 2008, 04:11 PM »

ah D-reloaded!!!!!!!!!!!!! how you dey?? good to meet you again here.se kosi? Wink

@papine
don't mind that buffoon called jassie.if i talk now i go talk say i done curse am.i feel say i get mouth.

ehhhhm jassie

are you brain dead or is it meth you are on??? what are you going to the mall for?to pick pockets?

just like every woman you know,i'm useless Grin.  we all are-every single woman on this earth Grin. i thought you had something else to say.

si je t'addresse ce soir,tu vas regrette le jour qu'on a te donne la naissance. Il faut trouver quelquechose d'autre a faire.je suis inutile,mais je peux te payer dix mille fois. Vas t'on.

tous les femmes sont les prostituee.tu n'as pas un autre chose a dire.TANT PIS

si tu n'a pas de travaille,vien nettoyer mes souliers. Cool

ps
tu es trop petit pour moi.tu n'as pas l'intelligence que je cherche.  Tongue
spoilt (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #94 on: January 29, 2008, 04:14 PM »

amsky don't bandy words with jassie. What's the point?  Huh
amsky (f)
Re: Please Help Me, I can't Take The Pain Of Anal Sex
« #95 on: January 29, 2008, 04:49 PM »

okay baby.i hear you Wink Kiss Kiss Kiss
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