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spoilt (f)
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wetin do my man Lenny?  abi pesin don amputate his yekini?  lenny say no more sex till marriage. wonders oh! 
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debosky (m)
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That one mean say even Bill Clinton don stop shagging interns then 
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Dāwīḏ
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@michelin89
What most men really really want is to mount their woman,pump away and come within seconds.Its not about maintaining erection.Sex can be hard work if you are a man,women pretty much lie there and moan endlessly.
. . . and roll their eyes and cry that they havent c.ome and shed buckets of tears when you roll over and sleep because they don't understand that you just broke your back to make them happy. What most men really really want is to mount their woman,pump away and come within seconds. - at a stage what most men really want is to mount their beds and sleep within seconds.
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debosky (m)
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David = 1 minute man v 2.0 after the original aka Iman 
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D-reloaded (f)
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Now I like Lenny again. 
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michelin89 (f)
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@ Iman
Even at 18 I just want something fast that can spare me unnecessary stress. Do your thing fast and get off!
PS: When the guy is bad of course!
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efuah (f)
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What most men really really want is to mount their woman,pump away and come within seconds.Its not about maintaining erection.Sex can be hard work if you are a man,women pretty much lie there and moan endlessly.
. . . and roll their eyes and cry that they havent c.ome and shed buckets of tears when you roll over and sleep because they don't understand that you just broke your back to make them happy.
ROTFLMAO  u no go kill me wt lafta. . . . i zon zie  As if they never enjoy it 
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I-man (m)
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. . . and roll their eyes and cry that they havent c.ome and shed buckets of tears when you roll over and sleep because they don't understand that you just broke your back to make them happy.
You talk am like say na farming or other manual labour
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omoge (f)
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i have heard of men beating their wives into having sex. mothers in nigeria can't say no to their husband. . . that's why there are many children 9 10 11 12 and others from outside in a family. men sef with their abunna 
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I-man (m)
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Quoting from memoryYour wife is like your farmland,go into your farmland as you wish- - - -na wetin the Good Book talk
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spoilt (f)
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The way some men here are whining and complaing about sex its hilarious. Is it me or are nigerian men getting lazy? They talk the man talk but cannot walk the walk. who has 30 seconds sex?  Thats why i tell my friends when you find a guy who is one heck of a lay and likes sex , marry him fast.  feed him well so he has strength and vitality. I feed mr spoilt balanced diet. 
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I-man (m)
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Thats why i tell my friends when you find a guy who is one heck of a lay and likes sex , marry him fast.  feed him well so he has strength and vitality. I feed mr spoilt balanced diet.  I am telling you that when Mr Spoilt hits 40,he will become a Fellow of the Minutemen Order Being one heck of lay in your mid-20s doesn't mean you will continue putting the effort as you age.In the future,you will be thanking me for this advice
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spoilt (f)
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member of which order? cool down oh! you make 40 sound like a death sentence.  he will continue to hit it forever.
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liftedone (f)
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I heard this story about a pastors' conference and while they were praying, one pastor was crying to the Lord and the other heard him and asked him what the matter was. The first Pastor then complained about how his wife starves him of sex. Then the one that asked told him his own story, how his own wife had not allowed him to do the do for six months, and how she continually taunted him about it. So some women definitely use sex as a weapon against their partners and so do some men. Me, I just used to tell my ex then to do his thing and get out, while my eyes are on the tvand at those times he would go on forever No need to starve him if I'm not in the mood.
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Zandra1 (f)
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What a funny thread  . Thank God my  knows how to handle the 'business' perfectly. Just pumping in and out for 2 mins and then breathing like a man that fell off an iroko tree will be pure torture for the woman involved  . And guys, who says that women just lie like woods during sex. We move a great deal ooo cause some 'stuff' goes back and forth when u guys do your own thing. @ poster, no I wouldn't punish my husband with sex cause since the 'thing' dey sweet me a great deal I wouldn't want him to punish me either. Besides, its ONE of the reasons y we resolve any misunderstanding b/f 'bed time'.
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michelin89 (f)
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What a funny thread  . Thank God my  knows how to handle the 'business' perfectly. Just pumping in and out for 2 mins and then breathing like a man that fell off an iroko tree will be pure torture for the woman involved  . And guys, who says that women just lie like woods during sex. We move a great deal ooo cause some 'stuff' goes back and forth when u guys do your own thing. @ poster, no I wouldn't punish my husband with sex cause since the 'thing' dey sweet me a great deal I wouldn't want him to punish me either. Besides, its ONE of the reasons y we resolve any misunderstanding b/f 'bed time'. A good exercise to tone them up! 
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almondjoy (f)
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I-man (m) London,UK Posts: 3244 Offline Re: Wives, Do You Punish Your Partner With Sex? « #23 on: Yesterday at 12:22:11 AM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from: almondjoy on January 28, 2008, 11:54 PM Exactly ma dear! When I know that he can just jump on the nanny like I-man in a heart beat! Just let him do his rubbish without participation and turn him lose abeg! I don't have to be mentally present! I s it that bad? Sex with Mr Almondjoy . You should be as eager as him to do the "rubbish". If you were a man having crap sex,my advice would have I did not say it was bad. But statistically you know the men in any relationship always "itch" for something! Sometimes I am definitely not in the mood, but to make sure he cooks me that favorite "nsala soup--the best there is"--I just have to give in---ALL THE TIME!  @ Iman
Even at 18 I just want something fast that can spare me unnecessary stress. Do your thing fast and get off!
PS: When the guy is bad of course!
Haba! Michellin89! At 18 you cannot command a "truly functioning dude"?  It does not get any easier oooooh! Please change tactics abeg! What a funny thread  . Thank God my  knows how to handle the 'business' perfectly. Just pumping in and out for 2 mins and then breathing like a man that fell off an iroko tree will be pure torture for the woman involved  . And guys, who says that women just lie like woods during sex. We move a great deal ooo cause some 'stuff' goes back and forth when u guys do your own thing. @ poster, no I wouldn't punish my husband with sex cause since the 'thing' dey sweet me a great deal I wouldn't want him to punish me either. Besides, its ONE of the reasons y we resolve any misunderstanding b/f 'bed time'. You go girl! I ain't mad at you arrrrrrrrrrralll! 
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Zandra1 (f)
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@ micheline ure funny  . I don't mean flabby fats rather I meant the hips/butt and boobs  . @ almondjoy,  .
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michelin89 (f)
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i also meant the boobs. Those things don suffer gravity nor be small.  Haba! Michellin89! At 18 you cannot command a "truly functioning dude"?  It does not get any easier oooooh! Please change tactics abeg! don't worry. I don leave the guy since last year and I am busy enjoying my singularity. When I don tire I go get a sex machine.
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almondjoy (f)
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i also meant the boobs. Those things don suffer gravity nor be small.  don't worry. I don leave the guy since last year and I am busy enjoying my singularity. When I don tire I go get a sex machine. Very good! Any prospects for Nairaland? 
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michelin89 (f)
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Very good! Any prospects for Nairaland?  I want a decent one and besides one gotten from such a brothel shall be definitely overused!
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almondjoy (f)
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I want a decent one and besides one gotten from such a brothel shall be definitely overused!
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oziomatv (m)
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Nigerian men we're damm lazy?
For me any time I want to have the sex of my life I do choose to cook, prepare Italian dish with some bottles of wine to get us along, make sure I put my son to bed as early as 7pm. stay half necked while cooking with some stories to make her laugh, my phone will be off to avoid interuption. In my bedroom some KENNY G. (in the moment) or a soulful R'N'B. is comming out softly to get us to another world. maybe our ending the match could be 3pm if me or she has a commitment in the morning or else it will continue with some intervals. In my house NO SEX PUNISHMENT AND FOOD STARVING since I can cook better.
And can't see my self dreaming or sleeping while a woman is calling my attention. I'm praying to be sexually active at 80.
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oziomatv (m)
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honestly i think it depends on this society we're living in. in those days it was women's duty to satisfy their husbands and most of the times they had sex only to concieve. so usually many women are totally ignorant of the word orgasm! but it can also depend in other factors like circumcision of the clitoris. we all know that this is a very important element in the personal satisfaction of a woman. the problem can be also the partner's fault who is so selfish. in my opinion i can say that african women are the majority with this problem!  Please how old were you when you made this comment? @ Iman
Even at 18 I just want something fast that can spare me unnecessary stress. Do your thing fast and get off!
PS: When the guy is bad of course!
and how old are you now? Please with due respect, don't come up with insult I just want to clear my doubts. I still respect you as an intelligent girl.
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D-reloaded (f)
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What does her age have to do with anything?
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oziomatv (m)
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What does her age have to do with anything?
Please don't misquote me what I'm trying to say is, if she can construct a good English like this and also make some intelligent and relevant commets in each of her topics at the age of 15. I can imagine what she'll be in future. I think we need more young brilliant girl like her in the society. NOT THE ONE I'm SEEING HERE IN EUROPE.
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oziomatv (m)
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If you do invite me I'll come.
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D-reloaded (f)
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lol I believe she's 18. anyway yea michelin and Wes are pretty much the smartest YOUNG members on Nairaland. 
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RichyBlacK (m)
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My girlfriends have always enjoyed sex with me, so the idea of "starving" has never come up. Moreover, I can spot a frigid woman 10 miles away. No way I'm going to marry one of them "tight legs". I personally tend to prefer freaky, wild, curious girls - essentially connoisseurs of sex; one inch from being a nympho  . A policy that has always put the frigids far far away.
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almondjoy (f)
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My girlfriends have always enjoyed sex with me, so the idea of "starving" has never come up. Moreover, I can spot a frigid woman 10 miles away. No way I'm going to marry one of them "tight legs". I personally tend to prefer freaky, wild, curious girls - essentially connoisseurs of sex; one inch from being a nympho  . A policy that has always put the frigids far far away. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Some born agains are more born again than others!-All born agains are definitely not equal.
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